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Homer: GOTTA CHANGE
     MAGGIE! DEAR GOD I GOTTA
CHANGE MAGGIE! Same here.

None of the other
     ones have a dog eating what
I think its eating..

Every liberal is
     overpaid by exactly
how much they get paid.

As well as telling
     people about how awesome
disabled pets are.

I like the 50's vibe
     that the Maples Motel has
based on the photos.

We should emphasize
     how much people are failing
at smoking cigars.

People think that just
     because your name is known things
are suddenly free.

Man, I couldn't stand
     being in bed for that long,
I would go crazy.

He couldn't stand long
     without the pain hitting him.
Thanks for the answer!

I live on the road
     that goes straight to Zambia,
less than a day's drive.

I think someday his
     daughter will have to come back
into the picture.

Has anyone used
     the perfect fits with proxy
sheets in front of cards?

If any of you
     guys are familiar with Jim
Thorpe its on broadway.

You're just making wild
     assumptions in pretty much
everything you've said.

I can't ride in work
     clothes, so it takes a while on
either end to change.

The guy can still play,
     if he's given the chance but
mo screwed him over.

I took a Mike's Bike
     Tour of the city which was
fun and worth the time.

Well... she is your best
     friend, is it that hard to talk
to her about it?

One is based more on
     fantasy and the other
on science fiction.

Good point, the matches
     that gave me heart attacks were
the most exciting.

Virtually no crime?
     Tell me where this magical
utopia is.

If a woman grabbed
     my butt, I would not punch her
in the face for it.

They could be playing
     on a PC It doesn't.
I don't give a damn.

But Casillas is
     not acting as if he is
bigger than the club.

The argument is
     that background checks are a de
facto registry.

Who knew covering more
     skin could be just as sexy
as no clothes at all.

There are grants. There are
     federal loans. Financial aid.
Apprentice programs.

If you don't like what
     Rush says, stop listening to him
and turn the channel.

It should leave a dab
     on the wall so you know where
to put the nails. saar.

depends on how much
     you can play headley, given
his 3b vs OF.

And that whenever
     you leave for a little while,
you will be back home.

I could be wrong here,
     but that actually seems a bit
overboard for me.

It's cruel. [deleted]
     Development of Western
Civilization.

It just cross my mind.
     I didn't know that this joke is
already exist.

It's because people
     enjoy playing this game, that's
all it comes down too.

It's a lovely book.
     I'll offer what works for me
in hopes it will help.

The fibre itself
     is inexpensive, the cost
is in the labour.

If you don't like what
     Rush says, stop listening to him
and turn the channel.

Our offensive line
     is going to be much much
much better this year.

So we should just nuke
     every predominantly
Islamic nation?

A guy could be just
     coming onto the ice when
his team scores a goal.

Then you can observe
     the atmosphere and conclude
if there is life there.

If you could provide
     the proper context I'll be
willing to read them.

He is under no
     obligation to grow trees
on his property.

Yes, I know it's there,
     and it takes me an extra
step to get there. Why?

Finding someone is
     hard, but there ARE people out
there for everyone.

More drugs!!! start, control
     panel, administrative
tools, event viewer.

Let her know that you
     are there for her but do not
try to talk this out.

It looks really nice
     otherwise It's a good thing
you did for her man.

Have fun! Yeah but she's
     already put on over
60lbs. That's unhealthy.

It's all corn and shit.
     Wasn't that the idea
behind the titles?

The X100 is pretty
     unique, and nothing matches
up well against it.

Thanks! I've covered some
     pretty weird and wonderful
stuff over the years.

"On the rivet" means
     trying your ass off really hard
on a bicycle.

No. My girlfriend is
     working on her doctorate
in psychology.

I say that to friends
     who listen to 90's music
all the time. Bad taste.

How could I **NOT** add
     something with a review of:
"Die Hard with fairies."

I'm an idiot.
     We never changed times until
like two years ago!

Also, with regards
     to historical precepts
for your argument.

But cars are so much
     more convenient no matter
how you look at it.

Shipping "bad", working
     code, is better than never
shipping perfect code.

A new cassette would
     most likely be cheaper. FUCK!
first Nessie then this.

And that confidence
     only grew and changed every
aspect of my life.

It says on many
     sites "it can be weeks to months
to even a year".

He should pay for it.
     I want my fuel system cleaned.
I should pay for it.

If I write something
     like this, you'll get some credit.
How do you play games?

They start and end on
     the west coast and still manage
to skip Seattle!

Everything here come
     out of my home studio
in Austin, Texas.

Being a Catholic
     is a choice, but we allow
*them* to get married.

I feel I do not
     know what happened to make her
lose the love we shared.

If Harper is our
     George W. Bush, Trudeau
is our Obama.

And haven't the banks
     been a bit less forthcoming
with the loans lately?

This is a pretty
     clear disadvantage, wouldn't
you say? Good effort.

I thought Amendment
     One was as low as we could
go but I guess not.

But you're right, of course:
     not "ALL" Australian Christians
are homophobic.

From the looks of it,
     because its pretty easy
to get away with.

The same way that some
     people derive enjoyment
from anything else.

I looked around real
     quick and called out to see if
anyone was there.

(Serious question.)
     So sorry to hear about
your situation.

What a hoot! I can't
     believe how much is being
given away! Wow!

I want to see cross
     platform just so i can laugh
at console players.

Yes. The crust still gets
     cooked twice, but everything else
only gets cooked once.

Your experience
     sounds considerably more
positive than mine!

[deleted] They change
     the meta by turning 9v9
games into 9v8.5 games.

It can't be a black
     couch because the cushions aren't
covered in plastic.

I am pretty sure
     this turns Superman into
Mr. FABULOUS.

looking around there
     was cat feces everywhere
even on the stove.

If you feel that you
     are getting her attention
back then make the move.

People who got there
     before the police might be
having a good time.

Thor all of the way.
     As a Pendleton Marine
my whole Career: Huh?

It's easy to prove
     to SR Support that you
made a deposit.

This of course depends
     on what you think "better" is
defined as being.

He never had to,
     he just beat their attachment
figure half to death.

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO.
     The accentuate your ass
to a great degree.

The. Fuck. Said. I. Was.
     Leading. Anyone. On. You.
Fucking. Idiots.

It's not camouflaged
     at all, and obviously
people find that site...

The pre game chat is
     hilarious :D UPDATE:
It's been a hour now.

From up on Poppy
     Hill DVD release is
what I'm waiting for.

Since you've only been
     together a month I'd say
don't push it just now.

That made my morning
     lol I don't worry
about this at all.

you realize the ID
     isn't any farther than
the stadiums, right?

In this specific
     case, the tank is designed from
only one side though.

I love this movie.
     Hopefully Susser and his
crew come up with more.

I wish all cops could
     just see the truth, like Johnny
Utah in *Point Break*.

So good My parents
     visited Jimmy Carter's
church in Plains GA once.

In terms of ending,
     I agree. It felt a bit
out of place to me.

Anyways i use
     the vacuum hose to suck up
any big lose chunks.

Fair enough, I just
     don't agree that Spore means Will
Wright has lost his touch.

Perhaps he _has_, but
     I don't think Spore is the right
example to use.

Beautiful guitars!
     I saw it before it went
into the Window.

You can't control how
     big of dicks they are, but you
can control yourself.

It's pleasant enough
     in the mouth, but the finish
is bitter and gross.

He used to "hug" me
     laying on my shoulders when
I would pick him up.

i knew i would live,
     i knew i would walk, i knew
i would run again.

Fuck you, marketing...
     Well yeah, the flashing yellow
is the best option.

The golf gods promptly
     handed me my ass whooping
shortly thereafter.

The original
     version of The Italian
Job is pretty fun.

I always see gigs
     on there for people who need
help moving and such.

Try staying in tree
     pose when you bring your other
hand back down for plank.

[deleted] How has
     no one noticed that this guy's
High School had Recess.

Needless to say I'm
     very much looking forward
to this weekend now!

Maybe a three way
     gang stand off that the group will
tip the balance on.

In Harry Potter,
     magic enables wizards
to do many things.

If everyone just
     pretends that guns don't exist,
then they'll go away!

Yeah they were taken
     from my phone, and the camera
on it kinda sucks.

My understanding
     is that when the new website
launches (a few weeks?

But isn't that list
     influenced heavily be
real estate prices?

It takes all of ten
     seconds to park your bike, jump
off, grab your shit, go.

[deleted] Sounds like
     she wasn't the only one
picking cherries. Eh?

For one, most people
     don't know those buttons exist
or where to find them.

I started off quite
     interested in this "debate"
between Zach Braff and...

Be nice and act like
     you care when they're coming out
to get in their car.

I live in Southern
     California. Do I own
the land I live on?

If you need to be
     talked out of it then why are
you gonna do it?

He's allowed to look
     at her pictures if he wants,
they're fucking public.

I talked to the store
     manager, she still hasn't
made a decision.

I still don't get it.
     You are a waiter, your hours
are not set in stone.

Thoughts? To hatch it, man.
     Maybe they wanted the point
to click with your mouse.

Some, sure were shooting
     at US soldiers. Many weren't.
Yeah I see your point.

I think this season
     is going to truly prove
what we are made of.

I like puzzle games
     so i'll be sure to look up
the rest from the list.

My friend's parents would
     always check up on him no
matter where he was.

Walked in while she was
     trying on a gown and presumed
to tell her the news?

Don't bother! This is
     absolutely wrong, they might
be a musician!

Nope I don't think you
     wanted a debate at all.
You wanted to troll.

Clearly in her mind,
     the Church is something she wants
to be a part of.

But then again, I'm
     still pretty new and learning.
Edit: Never mind.

Splitting it up will
     net him more money but be
more laborious.

A brick house would be
     more difficult to blow down.
[I have one of these!

I not only cleaned
     all the toilets, I scrubbed their
tanks and bases too!

I found out about
     this and immediately
thought it was a bug.

Can not wear a belt,
     allergic to most metal
used in the buckles.

I'm out. [deleted]
     Dude, are we even taking
about the same thing?

Probably because you
     appeared condescending whilst
correcting someone.

He is the best thing
     to happen to Russia since
the fall of the Czar.

And politico
     can tell you how much of his
promises he's kept.

Parts for servers is
     generally more expensive
than parts for desktops.

I'd say it is just
     about time for another
AB in the home test.

I have an outboard
     which I use heavy duty
bicycle locks on...

The other programs
     lack depth and focus on too
narrow a field. Sent!

Its a shame how fast
     your dreams sink below just trying
to pay off school loans.

What a crock of shit.
     We all have taxes imposed
on us and guess what?

We all have taxes
     imposed on us and guess what?
We all don't like it!

I have considered
     the Bible and the flying
spaghetti monster.

Believe it or not,
     there are trustworthy people
in the world. You're right.

Regardless of what
     the objective is, kills are
still what wins the match.

What does that entail?
     I am unsure what you wish
for me to defend.

Nobody here claims
     poor people are a drain just
because they're poor. Sigh.

I should watch it through
     again, it's been long enough.
Fine. You win this round.

Letting you complain
     about it, I love the First
Amendment. Thirsty?

Is the iOS app
     going to be a paid one?
[deleted] Hell no.

Alright! I'm sorry,
     I didn't see that when I was
on my phone. My bad.

I knew I wanted
     the original, and not
the MIM Reissue.

Politicians freak
     out once it looks like they might
actually lose the team.

Yes, yes, yes!!! I wish
     stories like this would be seen
in America.

I regularly
     see a woman at the gym
who overdoes it.

There are background checks
     as well, but I think the tests
are pretty good too.

Wow, I didn't know that.
     Nor did I honestly care,
but still. Interesting.

He plans to come back
     later when they've updated
the game a bit more.

So I naturally
     decided that she wasn't
into me at all.

It seems like it would
     be a weird transition when
the penalty ends.

Do logs require less
     wrist mobility to push
press than a straight bar?

You might even hit
     up their forums and see if
anyone there knows.

Unfortunately,
     it's just the way the game is
played in Washington.

I've always wanted
     to go skydiving, so if
you're game, so am I!

Maybe they could be
     hostile if you get too close.
Doesn't surprise me.

I can't imagine
     the memories those little
ones will end up with.

I know that when you
     are doing it, it feels like
something, anything.

Fucking Robots, man.
     Those DARPA videos scare
the shit out of me.

I am from Rio
     Negro. It seems like Stockholm
is the place to go.

Nice, my roommate bought
     that game a few months ago.
Have yet to try it!

Large grounds, woods, massive
     gardens, hedge maze, fields, coastal
cliffs, caves, and beaches.

Were this to happen
     in the West, these people would
be hailed as heroes.

Though, for whatever
     reason, buying a tuner
took me FOREVER.

When I did, I was
     all like, "Man, I should have done
this ages ago!".

And the Brian Banks
     case shows the system works, too.
After it breaks down.

GIRLS SKIRTS or DRESSES:
     Must fall below the knee when
standing and seated.

That's some serious
     squeeze and lift going on there,
and I'm all for it.

I buy one every
     time i go back from jungle.
Often even pinks.

No one tells you how
     much worse the coworkers are
than the customers.

I've read articles
     about it and debates on
various forums.