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Maybe it's because
     you and your fat wife don't need
to be in pictures.

That didn't stop Thomas
     Edison! Honestly, you're
making me nervous.

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your karma.

Which means I'm either
     just as good as you or you're
just as bad as me.

So. Caring about
     injustice and the needy
is works salvation?

[deleted] Yup Har
     Har. That was really lame, but
I laughed a little.

If you sneak one off
     in the bathroom it would be
the safest option.

That one creeps me out
     A few that just came to mind...
might add more later.

It's a Chicago
     Blackhawks hat :P Go Hawks! Thanks!
I'll look into it!

The next few weeks are
     going to be very tough
for him. Be gentle.

It's caught on and gets
     used fairly frequently round
these parts. Feel you there.

It's a joke. I know
     where I'd like to go and can
say it in one word!

Education is
     supposed to be about just
that, education.

Dude, it's just banter.
     There is a chance Arsenal
will finish 5th.

Who's the random guy?
     Say hey to Rhea for me
when you see her! YES!

I'm a little boy
     Why do people always use
LE in their comics?

Ours are a little
     bit better but with the same
overall concept.

If so, how did you
     get all that awesome shading
for the muscle tones?

You look amazing
     now but I think a beard would
look great on you too!

if it could exist
     back then, it could exist now,
and still not find bones.

Try to find honey
     that is locally produced
in your area.

If I had a wife
     I would say I'd choose to be
able to smell them.

It isn't in their
     interest or profit motive
to lower prices.

Entitlement would
     mean that I feel it should be
given and not earned.

Neither your title
     nor your main post makes any
grammatical sense.

And when they don't need
     to die anymore, they can
do that forever.

Things don't make sense now,
     at least if they are supposed
Muslim terrorists.

Probably worth getting
     tested, even if you don't
think anything's wrong.

Messier (may his
     soul would burn in the deepest
pits of hell) did it.

They are character
     attendants but don't worry
about it!!! Thank you!

I honestly don't
     care if you believe or do
not believe in God.

Bike mentors also
     accompany their buddies
on a few test rides!

She thinks of herself
     as chaotic and views me
as a grounding force.

Hope that helps. Have you
     tried eating a few ginger
snaps before you go?

It's not too hard, but
     can look pretty dramatic
if you want it to.

Well that's possible,
     but all we know for sure is
that he's not a van.

She's my friend. We are
     going to talk this over.
She gives great advice.

But with some practice
     you should be able to get
out lings and hold it.

There are some pretty
     sexist and racist Catholic
fundamentals, too.

If there is one thing
     to realize though, it's that there
is good in the world.

I later found out
     he was in love with a girl
that didn't like him back.

[deleted] Thank you
     Knobs are exciting as fuck...
It's the little things.

THEY ARE! AND THEY ARE
     AMAZING I never knew
Vin Diesel was black.

As well as support
     several people, their family
and perhaps others.

He tried to shake them
     off, but they clung to his skin.
There was so much pain.

"You have to be good!
     Only good can stay here. Well,
good and that goth girl.

What does everyone
     think of the departure from
the John Williams score?

Good luck That place is
     beautiful People smacking
their gum around me.

The others mentioned
     were also changed to sound more
gentile a while back.

Good to go. Don't know
     how I missed this one before.
Sorry about that!

[deleted] I like
     florals but that is way too
dense and looks trashy.

Who does that? Same guy
     that's one Sesame Street. Duh.
this man speaks the truth.

[deleted] This is
     why we have boulders around
our data center.

Great Axe or Great Club.
     When I had these maxed I loved
using both of them.

So I know they work
     fine charging on multiple
device chargers. Why?

No he can't. If you've
     moved to the end step then you've
moved to the end step.

Another vital
     element for top keepers
is distribution.

No where does it say
     'the right to a militia'
shall not be infringed.

Remember kids, if
     someone doesn't like your work,
it's because *they* suck.

Sucks for world trials through,
     looks like they won't get the suit
replaced for a while...

I can get along
     with people on the right, but
as for close friends? No.

I keel you. Slowly.
     But locking you in a room
with him and Boss Nass.

Their rapport is what
     drove the success of the show,
in my opinion.

Wouldn't that be nice?
     The first step is getting clean
and off all those drugs.

OP said 'flight'? Who was
     the worst person to sit next
to you on a flight?

Shame the storylines
     aren't supporting the wrestling
as well as they should.

(Serious question)
     Sharon Tate died for our sins.
Muck Monarch sounds nice.

For what it's worth, I've
     never unsuccessfully
used magic either.

Fellow server here:
     that bitch just made ME angry
reading your story.

Missed the last bus &
     had to walk home so I didn't
get in until 1am.

Nobody's fault but
     I understand their worry.
I *want* the Matrix.

If you know nothing
     about investing, then start
with mutual funds.

It's dumb when applied
     to a thing that causes things
to go up in price.

I doubt it will be
     expensive to integrate
into the system.

[deleted] I think
     the owner of that house was
just hilarious.

People fuck women.
     This is not a claim that needs
proof for most people.

Sad. I really like
     making big purchases from
out of state vendors.

It's the D30, which came
     before the D60, 10D, and 20D.
You're like Hitler dude.

I think liberals are
     the only ones that hang on
this guys every word.

this is a photo,
     she could end up in different
clothes at any point.

Lots of little shops
     and movie theaters, cute
houses and nice parks.

That implies there is
     some element of fact or
truth in what they say.

Try and think about
     things through the eyes of people
who aren't as privileged.

Fixed this one as well!
     Thanks. (Clearly, I'm not up on
my local butchers.

Anyway we didn't
     realize that they basically
ran a puppy mill.

I also have met
     completely integrated,
hard working Roma.

Why do you people
     care so much if someone drinks
alcohol or not?

Obviously they're
     not the majority, but
there are groups of them.

I wish I would've
     saved better and invested
into the whole page.

How about a "Ribs
     and Salsa Music and Bic
Macs or Some Shit Fund."

Because those people
     are bad and don't understand
what makes the class good.

So you smell a bit
     like a dog AND are able
to smell it yourself?

We need parents who
     will scold their child when they hear
such toxicity.

Otherwise I am
     certain they are still tweaking
the back end of it.

Hey, I live just off
     Mulholland Drive, where you be?
Treadmills are bouncy.

Treadmills are bouncy.
     They "return" the energy
when you land on them.

He actually helps me
     sleep at night, because the weight
is very soothing.

Is it the boring
     shading and incorrectly
sized forearms on Ms.

This happened to me
     when I had a mini fridge,
right when I started.

I do believe there
     are things we can't explain yet,
but that's not the same.

But for the present
     time, I am comfortable
with condoms only.

There was some naval
     exchange between the German
and Japanese fleet.

He's somewhat tame on
     the panel shows and even
then he's offensive!

This has been a large
     problem in T1/2 servers, where
every person counts.

Greetings and welcome!
     What's your favorite thing to do
on a rainy day?

how many time do
     you hang on to a beloved
weapon for too long?

I'm not a pilot,
     I have a few friends that are
training for it tho.

But needs to put trust
     into the developers
more than they do now.

I knew the three girls
     were saved but I has no clue
that this guy saved them.

Another final
     thing I enjoy, is seeing
you out on your bike.

God damn commie No
     plot twist, you guys were the bad
people from the start.

The work that's being
     done now is proof of concept.
Could this part be made?

Break down how each tool
     can help, and what you expect
the result to be.

At no other stage
     in his career has he shown
that he could do so.

Evil laugh echoes
     the room, students terrified,
dramatic lighting.

Hasn't failed me yet!
     No, and you should take off what
you are wearing now.

Send out a decent
     popular current act and we'll
fair a lot better.

If it wouldn't work
     just the same afterward, why
even mention that?

He's your mayor you
     should see him on tv more
than your governor.

For Greeks that means not
     going to every event
on the calendar.

And you and your friends
     are amazing for always
being by his side!

Props to that guy spark
     plug wires, radiator cap,
maybe thermostat.

Sadly, that doesn't
     rule out the secret service.
More power to ya.

Check it out!! I went
     to volunteer with kids once
and this song came on.

On it. I agree
     with the eyebrow assessment
someone else here said.

I'm going to make
     these energy balls tonight,
they look delicious!

Chelsea already
     have two keepers that *should* start.
They don't need a third.

It was back during
     that coal mining disaster
in West Virginia.

This isn't really
     product placement as it was
added with a mod.

I absolutely
     *adore* the ocean, but lakes
can go fuck themselves.

And then afterwards
     he'll snuggle up next to me
so I can't stay mad.

The Mindy Project
     is actually pretty funny.
Parks and Rec for sure.

They do research on
     everything else, games shouldn't
be an exception.

long term, multiple
     concussions is a risky
dating strategy.

When YOU are the ones
     that say we must continue
to import Muslims.

So the mob resolves
     to what works and discussion
falls by the wayside.

That was a risky
     click considering your name.
I enjoyed it though.

Thought I saw every
     episode a few times, but
seems I missed that one.

Turnbull is leaving
     at the end of the year, though,
in all likelihood.

Maybe if she had
     said that to Lebron the game
would have gone better.

It will probably take
     awhile for you to get there,
but just go for it.

And I let myself
     have these moments and I don't
kick myself for them.

Because rejection,
     with or without herpes, is
just a part of life.

The second line is
     driving me bananas though,
Seguin especially.

What actually matters
     is the meat and potatoes.
AKA the setting.

Everybody stay
     focused and lets see how great
our first month can be!

Spending stimulates
     the economy, taxing
pays for the spending.

It's not. Yeah, but does
     the Stratosphere have a cool
snow globe collection?

Also, the maintenance
     costs will potentially add
up to be quite high.

But like the other
     guy said, that doesn't mean you
have to respect it.

Many times I reach
     Manhattan before my friends
from Queens or Brooklyn.

And that is why games
     based on movies will never
be anything good.

I'm making the friends
     I'm smoking with all partake
in a silent pass.

Server Status Posts
     my thoughts exactly I do
agree with you there.

I asked, you answered.
     I then expanded my point,
using your answer.

So original.
     The floor is not for shitting
on Good, strong coffee.

The article reads
     as a no comment without
saying no comment.

I go to many
     places that implement this.
And I respect it.

Its a great device,
     but I am not sure I would
use it all the time.

I'm not bothered by
     cunt, and a lot of my friends
use it casually.

General input on
     the whole mix and everything
else is welcome too!

I think I'm going
     to go with the blue actually.
Simple and pretty.

What do we do if
     we put them on trial and find
some of them guilty?

People would rather
     listen to a slow smart guy
than a fast dumb guy.

Seriously, if
     the kid smells like he's living
in a hole, he is.

But doesn't "mainstream
     urban dress" borrow a good
bit from "thug culture"?

If I was single
     and had a little bit more
balls, I would have tried.

Well... That certainly
     casts that story in a whole
different light. Thank you!

Eh, I didn't even
     bother reading the story
because it's so long.

Who doesn't. Who gets
     breeding resources (women
or men), who doesn't.

Ok, thanks. Will do
     that Why are Shetland ponies
so adorable.

If you are gaining
     weight and you can't see it then
you have two options.

His grandma answered
     and said he had hung himself
only weeks before.

I also noticed
     if he did dishes at our
house, etc.

I second his why.
     Went through this as a cashier
way too many times.

It's ironically,
     in your words, an appeal based
on authority!

Our location was
     fairly close to Patrick Air
Force Base and NASA.

[Whatever gave you
     the idea that I was
being sarcastic?

I've learned my lesson
     regardless and will keep them
in the apartment.

The loose dog's owners
     miraculously appeared
when the cops showed up.

I never really
     thought of fashion when it comes
to exercise clothes.

We all knew that was
     going to happen no one
should be shocked by that.

Loosing points karma
     for not liking a burglar...
This fucked up people.

Can confirm that head
     to toe orange does not look
good on anyone.

So bummed I missed it.
     It's all part of the social
system we have made.

No and if you don't
     like it you just have to work
in another field.

See, not all fat kids
     are going to be slower
than all skinny kids.

It's not up to them,
     it's up to the states, they write
the nurse practice acts.

All that equipment
     and they still can't teach them how
to lift properly.

[deleted] Don't mean
     to burst your bubble, but Gel
means thick in latin.

Thanks for the info!
     Oh, and for the record, JAR
JAR IS NOT RACIST!

If you add gloves you
     also need to stop play when
the goalie traps it.

I was arrested
     for it three times in Georgia
when I was younger.

Said a bunch of them
     were in the restaurant the day
before and signed it.

A mod is something
     that the community makes
and adds to the game.

You just sound like you
     are trying too hard to prove how
pure a fan you are.

I don't think you do.
     Who are you to judge others
based on their diet?

On the contrary
     I actually don't feel that bad
for her anymore.

No idea how
     I got there or what happened
the rest of the night.

I honestly can't
     get myself to play any
other games really.

Homer: GOTTA CHANGE
     MAGGIE! DEAR GOD I GOTTA
CHANGE MAGGIE! Same here.