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I've read articles
     about it and debates on
various forums.

Jags could be in Wild
     Card contention till last few
weeks of the season.

The pressures, feeling
     and problems at a young age
really are different.

No questions about
     Dean's sexuality." BOOM!
Done! It's that easy.

Same to you buddy.
     You should be donating all
your money as well.

Laptops that aren't cheap
     and use that resolution,
just don't buy that junk.

The worst they can do
     is kick you out, and you don't
live there anymore.

It's nonsense to think
     about death as long as you
have him by your side.

Never ever fuck
     with anything that could kill
you, that's number one!

Even Tart Deco,
     a nice bright color, went on
relatively well!

Since she could take all
     the precautions in the world
and still be attacked.

If you're not paying
     for your degree, someone else
is paying for you.

C'mon, I like girls
     (and boys) *and* meat. So that's not
just a US thing... Ding.

Make sure you assert
     your military early
with war elephants.

Also, I feel like
     I need to explain the child
molester comment.

its only cheaper
     if you bought every single
thing from adobe.

Help new talent find
     producers and directors...
Kill the gatekeepers!

Manly tears were shed.
     Edit: Also, I agree
with the top comment.

Good luck with that rule.
     Going to be tough to find
that 200k a year job.

yes, I think I do.
     Unless you have a better
company in mind.

Then see if you think
     I'm just a cool customer
being a swell guy.

Supply and demand.
     Demand for older RAM is
Lowe at the moment.

Never. Conversely,
     I find most spiders kinda
cute, and leave them be.

THE EVIL SPIRITS
     ARE COMING!!! [deleted] nope.
not set up at all.

Get the sheriff or
     someone locally trusted.
Did she go to church?

Tendencies just changed,
     now the reverse is normal.
My job starts at 5.30am.

In some states private
     sales do not require background
checks, in some they do.

I meant no offense
     He does what he wants. It's not
partial ownership.

Drive around and look
     at the beautiful gardens
in the area.

Please don't make me feel
     guilty for wanting to do
something without you.

"Like dis if u died
     to dis" [deleted] You've hit
the nail on the head.

Ironically you
     probably weren't even born when
that movie came out.

I believed that if
     I thought about Jesus hard
enough, I'd see him.

I want to follow
     the Orthodox Way and see
where that path leads me.

However, it's way
     over your head, at this point.
That's not an insult.

All they do is act
     out the parts they are given,
stop harassing them.

:D Great idea,
     I have never seen it done
that way. that music!

I do *not* think what
     he did was out of line or
sexual assault.

Ended up hooking
     up with her about a month
later at a bar.

I will add you guys
     when I get home, studying
all day for final.

Better to run through
     the Valley and cut him up
before you do that.

Don't assume I know
     nothing and then brazenly
insult me as well.

but he's been lugging
     around a corpse that whole time..
does that even count?

Thanks, buddy! I hope
     we get a chance to hang out
in the near future.

I never said you
     have to abandon who you
are or what you love.

Though if u feel like
     u need to trade for one, I'm
partial to Simmons.

Though I'm done with CoD
     games, I thought it was pretty
good for a teaser.

I'm thinking rings on
     the outside sides and inside
sides by the hinges?

I hear sometimes they'll
     throw in a goon or something
to stir some shit too.

It's been a while since
     I read the books, so I could
be way off base here.

I don't want to get
     crazy hungry and end up
going on a binge.

It's fine. Maybe mild
     lactose intolerance or
something similar.

Do whatever you
     want to make yourself comfy.
Fuck society.

Anyway, cool stuff.
     Would love to hear more about
the "nuts & bolts" Cheers!

This is why I'm not
     vocal about religion
or my atheism.

I am not sure what
     we thought that meant at the time,
but it sure was dumb.

Sounds like you got this.
     Hey now, pencils and pens can
be used as weapons.

Yet the alliance,
     which dates back to the Korean
war, has long been strained.

If so, you are now
     protected, at least until
you have been denied.

I'm icing and lax
     balling the tissues but its
still rough to run on.

Sponge bob [deleted]
     Jesus Christ dude, some of those
lines are complete shit.

His clothes reflect this,
     and you probably shouldn't try
to imitate him.

And you may get some
     back at the end of the year
if that was too high.

If i may ask, what
     made you get married so young?
quit while your ahead.

Because if they changed
     champs every two weeks that would
be ridiculous.

If shit goes wrong, best
     place for it to go wrong is
in the hospital.

As would my favorite
     series, "The Foundation" by
Issac Asimov.

It sounds like you said
     you are constantly hit on
by family members.

Tea bagging probably.
     Precisely, I have nothing
against the police.

ANYTIME THEY PEE
     IN THE HOUSE, scare the living
daylights out of them.

In analogy,
     consider music theory
and composition.

Move where you are most
     comfortable and you will
save the most money.

Started hooking up
     with this cat girl who pretty
much lived in her bed.

Same as blinding them.
     They'd have to fail a reflex
save or they dodge it.

Then I decided,
     well, I'll try diet coke since
I have a craving.

You mentioned wishing
     you had a threaded barrel
elsewhere in the thread.

As true as it may
     be, at this point, if no one
makes a better move.

I'll just pay this dude
     to forage through a burned out
grocery store for me.

It doesn't matter
     what you look like, ladies will
be all over you.

Also fuck this guy
     who is analyzing each
sentence carefully.

Eh, got any proof
     to back that up? No? You don't?
How unfortunate.

That's her first loss, wait
     till you see her come back from
the losers bracket!

That probably wasn't
     much fun for him, but he did
not do it again.

lol and since
     when is someone offering you
to help a bad thing?

Keep your finger off
     the trigger until your sights
are on the target.

If you don't cover
     his face, it looks like Paul is
about to get raped.

This link can never
     be distributed widely
or often enough.

It doesn't matter
     what you or I think should or
shouldn't be legal.

That works. God damn you
     even capitalized "his",
you Christians are nuts.

I'd love to see what
     the hell happens if you kill
God. Starship Troopers.

Some American
     parents have definitely
got it all backwards.

If you do, you can
     make a date out of something
you're speaking about.

If you have a chance
     to go to an elite school
you need to take it.

Works great. Hope that one
     Green Party winner in Oak
Bay stops the pipeline.

If those pirates are
     shot up the warlord doesn't
give a single damn.

Darn, I have to run!
     I will finish answering
this when I return.

I yes, but only
     early adopters who take
the plunge can get that.

I hang them to dry
     some and put them on while they're
still damp. Feels good man.

Assuming that you
     reach 3x15 one arm push ups, how
do you continue?

I'd pretty much flunked
     out by the time the second
semester started.

not dwell on the past
     and begin to enjoy what
we have! Seize the day!

That would be a fine
     theory if they actually *made*
any of their food.

The only features
     might be ripped out, but that might
also not be true.

Also, plea bargains
     which people will take, even
if they're innocent.

I just like making
     fun of her, and honestly,
I would watch that show.

I'm confused. Are you
     implying I didn't know what
I responded to?

If you like it, i'll
     be the first to welcome you
to the bow users.

Caning in all three
     countries is administered
across the bare seat.

Anywhere else, im
     fine, but i cant have people
too close to my hair.

This is just awful.
     This is one of the worst things
I've read in a while.

Thanks! *rolls eyes again*
     Yes I know. I know love is
love but this is war.

Those were two separate
     movies each assembled from
scenes from the same shoot.

A thousand times no.
     This is just as wrongheaded
as being selfish.

At a high level,
     there's only challenger days
and and premier days.

It was like it was
     some big secret they didn't want
to share or something.

I think being skilled
     at a high variance game
shows even more skill.

Utility shields
     like grass crest, sanctum, and crest
shield all have their place.

I only want some
     evidence because I've heard
nothing about this.

But anyways, yeah
     this looks like it could turn out
to be a great draft.

parking is only
     valuable if its someplace
you want to be at.

Why don't I have that?
     I'll handle things better too
if that were the case.

I'm thinking it's Kid.
     I'm not sure why but I just
get the sense of it.

Our corgi arthur
     does it and we call it "frogs
legs" Yay I was right!!

You would think it'd
     be easy to get some from
your dude but it's not!

Death you don't. No, you
     can't change any decision
once it has happened.

Then they pull across
     progressively larger lines
followed by fuel lines.

Well, I wouldn't but
     I certainly wouldn't know
what to *do* with $5,000/mo.

It's definitely
     fitting for Memphis as well.
That movie was great.

You're making her feel
     terrible about herself!
That's mean and it sucks.

This is like asking
     why do so many women
have daddy issues.

Rules are rules. What's good
     for everyone else is good
for that person too.

My best friend growing
     up was a hot redhead girl
I'd known my whole life.

No. If he ended
     up being a stay at home
dad, that would be fine.

I would let them know.
     In general, honesty is
the best policy.

But impractical.
     I'd rather be in a cave
hunting for iron.

She said she didn't like
     how finn and jake take verbal
jabs at each other.

Based on what he's shown
     so far there is no reason
to think otherwise.

As an atheist
     I personally still enjoyed
"Stages on Life's Way".

It looks very nice.
     Deserved a goal for that one.
Oh man! Pearl Harbor.

I FORBID YOU FROM
     SPREADING HATE ON THAT SITE." Thus
leading to this post.

Try to remember
     that it won't last forever,
and it won't take years.

It's interesting you
     share the same feelings about
zealous atheists.

Lots of people will
     die in gruesome ways and then
the movie will end.

Hah. Sexiest red
     riding hood I've ever seen,
love the leather look.

Basic items are
     free, but the premium stuff
is gonna cost you.

This mother fucker.
     On the last mission for him.
He just runs away.

Now it's some guy who
     has the key to save the world
all by himself. How?

if only they would
     continue to use their harsh
violence for good...

but is it just me
     or are her eyes kind of... crossed?
Could not agree more.

The last one I like
     because it's like "Turns out rain
was wet all along.

I saw that TED talk!
     I didn't tell people about
my goals before, though.

But it still won't be
     *everybody*, so I don't
see why I should care.

It assumes that those
     who make the rules have the "right
to rule". You're stupid.

I picked a Cain Nub
     Cameroon up as well, can't
wait to try that stick!

I literally laughed
     out loud. That never happens!
This is too awesome.

How society
     embraces thin, and how real
men like meat not bones.

Walking in circles,
     while she has her eyes fixed on
the dog. Poor doggie.

I was the weird kid.
     I AM the weird kid. I am
my own subculture.

They would be hurting
     the cause that they care so much
about if they didn't.

If they are voted
     on, then great, people wanted
those laws anyways.

If you are gay, don't
     worry, we're going to get
you gay marriage soon.

I guess it would be
     nice, but it's not really on
the top of my list.

Seriously, felt
     like I was having a stroke
reading this title.

Washington Irving
     wrote his History of New York
in the early 1800s.

The New York Knicks were
     formed as an amateur team
with this comic name.

They scream that the US
     dragged their feet while people died
in the Superdome.

It's not my fault you
     don't understand the issue
I've been addressing.

When dueling someone,
     it was common courtesy
to bow at the start.

Once saw a driver
     for these guys come to my work
with the wrong parcel.

Moms! They are just great.
     Im barely even convinced
Canada exists.

Gimme the ELI5
     version of what Formula
E is all about.

You can change between
     those two views but you can't be
both at the same time.

I never call them
     cat ladies in my head or
think of them like that.

i would buy that shit
     in an instant Well, you did
crucify his ball.

When the kids ask "where
     did our teacher go" you will
tell them "no comment"?

He was adding some
     historical perspective
to the question asked.

Why can't you fill out
     the paperwork and just go
into court yourself?

Still, I think it's more
     complex an explanation
than necessary.

(And no, the device
     isn't tracking how fast you
drive or where you go.

Technically you can't
     possess a firearm *if you
smoke marijuana*.

it actually replied
     to me, so i think it might
be a real person.

this is a *big deal*
     and it has so much to do
with feminism!

[deleted] ah yes.
     good stuff It was "risking their
lifes" that I noticed.

I wouldn't even
     bother trying to compute what
you're going to owe.

Not now! Not Ever!
     Its not even not funny
because its racist.

Its not even not
     funny because its racist.
Its just not funny.

I swear our home state
     really shows some of the worst
common sense sometimes.

You have a fairly
     intense double major there,
what's your goal with those.

Have not had one since.
     Oh my god! That tutu looks
amazing on her.

In this sense, they saw
     racism as structural
and systematic.

Anyhow, I don't
     see how a man skating would
offend anyone...

But you're right, you should
     never use anything but
water to wash it.

I don't own a car
     and never have, but hoping
that will change soon... No.

Immigration from
     former colonies to France
is still very high.

How so? Seems like we're
     talking about women here.
See: the article.

The quality has
     not really what I would call
Finale worthy.

Do you want to watch
     everything, or all of them?
That is the question.

*Keep your finger off
     the trigger until your sights
are on the target.

It pains me that you
     were unable to even
try to understand.

When I installed on
     my phone, it did verify
my mobile number.

You have to be old
     enough to think for yourself
to enlist, let them.