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Because that hat is
     CRAP!!! lol So you CAN
be a dinosaur?

Potentially less
     profit, but less risk, and less
effort on my part.

Both have their own nice
     collections of restaurants, bars,
and small grocery stores.

but you told me you
     were a good gardener last
night Oh. Wow. Intense.

You simply will not
     find a comment where I said
people should do that.

Those malls, apartments,
     office towers is done by
the private sectors.

That's my point. Have you
     ever seen the people there,
they are fucking poor.

I did the same thing
     in college when I studied
abroad in college.

Just because it has
     to do with religion, does
not make them immune.

HE'S A BIG GREAT FAT
     PHONY, THIS GUY IS PHONY!
YOU KNOW WHO OP IS?

Love it. I'm sorry
     someone did that, that's just plain
reckless behavior.

Yes! Big improvement!
     Now you look sleek, smooth, mature,
and respectable.

You not even read
     reports where we call for end
to hostilities.

I'm honestly just
     really nervous that the shot
will make me gain weight.

The hair of the guy
     walking into the car is
so much more different.

To be fair, the guy
     was holding a tourniquet,
not an artery.

If you lead the league
     in dunks you are a higher
percentage shooter.

I was wondering
     if anyone would get it.
[deleted] Correct.

We apparently
     have no place for more than one
single opinion.

It would seem to me,
     someone raised Baptist, to be
kind of blasphemous.

I'M NOT A WOMAN!
     That would be hilarious
Then don't dig **straight** down!

Basically, just be
     cool, act nice to everyone,
and you'll do just fine.

You can have a shared
     family name that is your last
name, but those are rare.

*Abra walked away*
     He's copying music from
twenty years ago.

Explain to me how
     he's doing anything no
one has done before.

Who is your favorite
     Star Wars character? I'm not
arguing further.

A few years ago,
     I thought I found it. I mean,
it sure looked like it.

Your edit "I just
     want to thank everyone who
has replied so far.

Porn is fantasy,
     and people don't want to see
condoms in their porn.

Looks like someone found
     their big boy pants I have two
done from him as well.

That was beautiful.
     This is too much. No more sad
pet posts for me. Feels.

True. I guess your words,
     "plenty of people" are what
triggered my comment.

I had hoped there were
     stories out there like your friend's.
So glad to hear it.

Average, or even
     under average is fine, just
not small penises.

Does that mean it has
     to be a foursome to count?
Or is that gang rape?

The only places
     that are peaceful is the spawn
and the capitol.

Remember, you can
     run, hang around the house, work
and sleep in those sleeves..

I read the first few
     lines thinking, what would the first
few lines hurt. Fuck me.

Is it one of those
     things where the more you use it,
the more you need it?

Gold was valuable
     thousands of years ago too.
The dollar wasn't.

We don't have to look
     like the stereotype when
providing support.

I think Officer
     Collier was in the wrong place
at the wrong at time.

Paper Mario
     Sticker Star It's already
been opened, retard.

She needs his facade
     to uphold the whole upper
class lady facade.

I'd take a thousand
     woos over either of those
god awful PA plays.

Not sure why I like
     different traits in men versus
women but I do.

All utter bullshit.
     We're here to have a laugh, don't
get too serious.

Do you think you could
     piece it together for me?
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS.

It's a four letter
     combination with a small
key hole on its left.

But I'll have to dig
     to show you what made me go
there lol. UM.

So uh... being her
     significant other must
be pretty awesome.

There were lots of mixed
     reactions over SR3
and it's direction.

The flavored ones are
     too strong and the non flavored
ones taste like rubber.

Oath! Objective just
     means that your feelings are not
influencing you.

Being by yourself
     in public is a rather...
magical feeling.

It's seriously
     not rocket science and it's
certainly not hard.

Boston strong. World strong.
     Thank you all, first responders.
Anything that's on.

Especially the part
     where both sides of the issue
have to be discussed.

The martyrs are pawns
     and their threat is negated
the second they die.

Out of warranty
     though, it might be just cheaper
to buy a new pair.

Champion boxer
     briefs from Costco is the best
underwear I've found.

He deleted his
     account because it wasn't
actually his photo.

Your question is when
     are the greens going to push
for an electorate.

THESE HABS WONT HOLD US
     BACK! You are so nice! I liked
what you said before.

I can't imagine
     the feeling of being by
myself in this world.

Most glorious, or
     most glorious and revered?
Have good day, comrade!

There are ways to share
     your opinions that don't make
you sound like an ass.

The Hangover, but
     probably not family friendly
[deleted] Goddamn..

We drink what I think
     Americans call Breakfast
Tea for some reason.

Yeah, thank you. I saw
     the story on another
comment on this post.

I saw the story
     on another comment on
this post. What a mess.

What to feed? No, just
     don't go into first person
or you glitch your game.

You win Well if it's
     just a paycheck, then why don't
you take up the job?

At least I got some
     time to walk around the park
for a couple hours.

I suppose it is
     the shower of Christ, they do
throw holy water!

I enjoy russian
     twists, and normally do either
wide pushups or close.

And yes, people were
     specifically naming him
as a terrorist.

There wasn't as much
     demand for telegraph use
before the war, though.

Does that mean the child
     will be your father/ mother,
or your son/ daughter?

And I play soccer,
     can't be tubby if I am
going to do well.

Until that is seen
     to work though I would avoid
playing Quinn in ranked.

Not exactly sure
     when the bill will pass, its is
in the house right now.

But small bits of life
     in the wasteland help the game
seem more engaging.

The first officer
     in the picture on the left
has two kids with him.

You should have seen how
     bad it was in the southern
part of the country.

-Cave Johnson Ended
     the "streak" and can't get a god
damn match around here...

In this case we are
     dealing with an extremely
low base rate issue.

Am I reaching here?
     I don't know what's going gone,
but it looks insane.

If you credit me
     for the photos, I'd be glad
to contribute some!

They took another
     person's car because they were
trying to get away.

I've seen so many
     players who go all agro
after they've straddled.

Guinea pigs are more
     similar to cows than mice
or hamsters IMO.

Maybe... No offense,
     but I think your problem comes
from being aimless.

The school makes a big
     fuss about the football team
and the cheerleaders.

I don't have access
     to the older episodes
from this season. So...

But, I can assure
     you that we WILL have Hunger
Games out very soon.

Tacos [deleted]
     If I had learned from that game,
I would be in jail.

Love the text titles
     and the dock icons that bring
you to the pages.

[deleted] I think
     you missed the part where he said
he was at a light.

Guild leaders the same.
     Diversity means nothing
new for this at all.

Is he a nice guy?
     This is the whitest picture
I have ever seen.

That's just amazing,
     I've always been a huge Kane
fan, always will be.

I might consider
     making an album if you
all are interested!

Birth certificate
     and ID will work just fine, worked
last weekend for me.

internet hugs Oh,
     I'm so sorry I wasn't
specific enough.

I'm proud of my wife
     and our children and I don't
care who it offends.

However, there was
     just something that bothered me
about this movie.

They'll always be there
     for when their host might find wish
to reach out again.

I think people will
     tend away from religion
through education.

In either event,
     it becomes an additional
gate to new players.

Thought maybe you were
     Ernie Hudson, and you were
psyched to meet Vader.

Isn't Worlds after
     the Summer Season, which is
months away from now?

Yours truly, Hatchet
     Jack." and later: "That Hatchet
Jack was a wild one.

I work as retail
     management in a pet store.
I like animals.

You guys either need
     to sit down and talk this out,
or break the fuck up.

Sure, we could print twice
     as much money, and we would
all gain cold hard cash.

You got this lion.
     He's the king of the jungle,
huge mane out to here.

You better believe
     I got my US rep involved
after that affair.

I did Mario
     this year and it went over
really well actually.

I should say the same
     for you I'm going to be
completely honest.

It is yours brother.
     That's dedication- those horse
heads get hot as fuck.

And I know it, but
     that's the one stereotype
you might butt heads with.

Well I guess they want
     people to play the game, not
masturbate to it.

There was no plan, no
     universal being who
knew it would happen.

they also booed him
     last year against the clippers
This is more like 4chan.

It's a shame how much
     good stuff ends up in landfills.
[deleted] vinyl?

There aren't many fat
     female characters out there
that I can think of.

Just start out slower
     and you'll find that you can go
faster later on.

Drink before you go
     out, so you have the courage
to actually go out.

I'll try to be more
     cognizant of how I phrase
things in future posts.

Thanks, mate. You're evil
     and I love you You should take
Viagra, daily.

The itself is not
     so large anyway Felipe
Santana??? Ha! Nope.

thank you this comment
     almost made me cry Only
in Los Angeles?

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
     I'm even more confused now
than I was before!

Trying to change the world,
     but really only doing
more damage than good.

I don't want to pay
     out the ass for parking or
deal with the traffic.

You should encourage
     that behavior if your goal
is to save money.

If they're both willing
     to agree on a price then
whose business is it?

When asked if he hoped
     for a podium finish
he said "Difficult.

A lot of the current
     abilities would need their
own slot to see use.

When was the last time
     you heard of an atheist
suicide bomber?

So my question is
     what the fuck kind of logic
does your brain work on?

Chicago fans would
     get over it if Lebron
brought home the hardware.

The game looks pretty
     hilarious and fun too.
At that instant, 10mil.

I gotta admit
     for some weird reason that hair
is awesome! Me too.

How many people
     have admitted to a crime
just to stop torture?

I was neither there
     last weekend nor do I know
anyone involved.

[deleted] Well then
     that sure is a good reason
to tax the rich right?

I think people will
     tend away from religion
through education.

I actually asked what
     time the Tigers game was on
while I was crowning.

Ducking on the ropes.
     He punches his way back off.
Both men breathing hard.

I should be online
     in about fifteen minutes.
Avalanche danger?

My favorite gamecock
     player ever can become
my favorite falcon!

It's important here,
     I think, to say that we are
born, not created.

Looks fat and happy!
     I have to sit on the floor
to put my shoes on.

Random rednecks walk
     up to me and speak mangled
Spanish all the time.

I set up study
     groups with my peers and teach them
the material.

If you like the show
     I can't recommend checking
out the books enough.

The Boston duo
     were untrained, undisciplined
and amateurish.

the LA police feared
     for their lives because they were
potential targets.

^My ^condolences
     For some reason, that hit home.
Shit really has changed.

I used the brush but
     I have such thin brows I don't
know if it matters.

It hooks the ceiling
     with its front legs and flips its
body underneath.

No. The Initial
     D grocery carts are awesome.
Is it from the 90s?

[deleted] Under
     no circumstances are shoes
allowed on the bed.

Board has ALPS printed
     on it, will try to get some
photos tomorrow.

Old men going off
     today Ok fair enough.
I get the health risks.

You stupid bastard.
     Oh dang, I somehow managed
not to notice that.

People who ruin
     little brains with this nonsense
need to get bitch slapped.

I don't see the x
     for the flash player gonna
agree with this guy.

Whoever told you
     this didn't have your best interests
at heart i'm afraid.

(just kidding) I think
     you're close but no cigar yet.
That's why I bother.

The pay is pretty
     good, and the start up costs are
far less than Japan.

Basically, every
     purchase has to benefit
the community.

Stupid. First, no one
     likes dying for what amounts
to an act of god.

Second, this almost
     never happens in real life
in the present day.

I remember Pierce
     making some solid and 1s,
but were there any?

K lol Is
     someone going to tell her
that her tit is out?

You very quickly
     see why everyone started
building parks like it.

Why are you so weird?
     "This video is Private".
Gotta nother link?

Glad you got a fix
     that was fast and effective!
Phone looks good as new.

[deleted] This is
     the most autism I've seen
in post form ever.

Kinda cool of them
     to put together the run.
Do your boobs. Hang. Low?

First knockdown of Trout's
     professional career, but
he shows massive heart.

[deleted] I've been
     here since a year from my last
two accounts, so yeah.

I live in a small
     town in India with not
many libraries.

Yes, but how are you
     going to get it into
the exterior?

WHO. IS. THIS. Both are
     absolutely stunning dear.
I hope you post more.

I have a hard time
     figuring out if I'm top
or bottom heavy.

Tuned in a few days
     ago to see if he got
any better. Nope.

That makes perfect sense.
     Beta is when problems are
supposed to exist.

Approximately
     the same distance from the start
and end of the film.

A new day will come.
     And when the sun shines, it will
shine out the clearer.

I could keep writing
     for ages, but I think you
get the idea.

Oh, and when I was
     much much much younger Axis
and Allies "killed" Risk.

I can't wait to move
     out of the country, I'll be
free forever then.

Miranda Rights are
     only read when someone is
*interrogated*.

Nothing can be done
     about the babies he is
accused of killing.

He can have a fair
     trial and if found guilty, throw
the book at his ass.

just say hello how
     are you i am (insert name
here) then just small talk.

Maybe it's because
     you and your fat wife don't need
to be in pictures.