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The thing about Dutch
     people in America,
they hang together.

But at the same time
     when you look at the phase, _it
does indeed rotate_!

I'm in for sunday
     Always panties, unless I'm
wearing yoga pants.

I'd put Tom Waits on
     the list. Guy Clark. Merle Haggard.
Jonathan Richman.

I recently moved
     to the South, and these past weeks
have been killing me.

We say our goal is
     to achieve world peace but where
do we go from there?

Almost all of them
     will say they prefer how you
look with facial hair.

Also, your facial
     hair really isn't bad, stop
beating yourself up.

I'm just saying, if
     people are arguing, I'm
kicking them all out.

E is pretty good
     for telling if your guitar
is in tune or not.

It shows a common
     feature of beliefs that all
atheists would share.

Thanks Knock, knock? Who's there?
     To. To who? It's to whom, you
illiterate fool.

They are terrible
     people for ever wearing
this thing I don't like.

Remember to call!
     [deleted] Knock knock, Who's there?
Batman, Batman who?

I've only ever
     seen them do it for the "shock"
as I described it.

And hell, if it comes
     down to it, make him a deal:
oral for anal.

If he is unknown
     or the mother simply does
not name the father.

How the fuck do you
     dress yourself in the morning,
you goddamn retard?

You can make almost
     any database system
work fine for your needs.

I climbed a mountain
     in Utah on acid once
(yeah, it was the 90's).

Then I told him what
     was said below. This just in:
Blue Man Group missing.

This is just a fact,
     marines do more damage than
zealots when massed up.

That's bad advice but
     made me LOL Super
mega piece of shit.

Fuck off. Yup as soon
     as it's above zero it's
time for shorts. Shit yeah!

Yo, if you believe
     in Islam I'm here to tell
you, sorry, you're wrong.

I often wish there
     was a universal code
for text messages.

I2. Not all android
     devices have that menu
button anymore.

I go to an arts
     high school and I'm studying
singing and drama.

A common foreign
     language such as English is
also a big plus.

Having three adult
     incomes makes that household *more*
stable than average.

my heart still goes through
     the roof watching that replay
knowing how it ends!

Awesome! I just stopped
     by while at work and it's great
to see these requests!

Also, meditate
     every day it will greatly
help your peace of mind...

Id be interested
     in buying your Fire fist Bear
and Dragon how much?

I'm pointing out where
     the flaw is in his logic.
He was trying so hard!

Or maybe you would
     rather address your living
situation first.

The rest should be used
     to increase your positions
as necessary.

I can honestly
     tell you, it really is worth
talking to someone.

They got that free ride
     by benefiting others
via investing.

If you switch the tube
     to the other side, and bam
electric air pump.

He's white isn't he?
     Also because he hand picked
his personal guards.

For now I'm hoping
     challenger league will improve
the situation.

Catch up on mail, what
     went up or down, make sure there's
no emergencies.

My brother exclaimed
     "that black mans penis is huge!".
Still a family joke.

It'll pass and it will
     be bypassed and the world will
continue to turn.

It isn't enough
     with the championships you
gotta steal that too?

Just as something can
     be realistic without
being realism.

Yeah, it's really not
     hard to rotate a picture
before you post it.

He's a high risk, high
     reward champ so that can help
you learn your limits.

And for whatever
     reason, never went away.
Did you miss this part?

"Fuck off, man." *hang up*
     [deleted] Is soup not food?
lol, ditto.

People aren't normally
     pronounced dead at the scene by
the way. no no no.

Go fuck yourself, or
     better, get medical help.
Your brain is not right.

If you get any
     form of an A, you should feel
great about yourself.

Its an achievement.
     If everyone got them, its
diluted, IMO.

No denying it.
     The script was bare though with such
rich potential. Yes.

Why did Charles Manson
     convince a group of people
to kill Shannon Tate?

Next time you ask, I'm
     calling you "baking soda"
or "bismuth", snowflake.

Difference is, I am
     using the same build I use
to farm to do this.

Yes, I wish i knew
     why this was the case, but it's
kinda hard to tell.

Tampopo! I might
     have to revise my top five
and put that in there.

He's great! ...and he hung
     up pictures of his family
all over the place.

The point is to spread
     knowledge across to people,
to get them to think.

Money can (and does)
     appreciate in value...
just as a car does.

Probably a good thing
     I'm not a doctor. My whole
system has slowed down.

I get a ticket
     every week and play scratch games
every now and then.

Its well known. It has
     been talked time and time again
by the band members.

My organs. What if
     the knife was not used for it's
intended purpose?

Staff, servers, bandwidth,
     content, licensing, these things
cost *actual* money.

Oh wells! [deleted]
     Yes, so far! :P This is our
latest additions.

There was only one
     man apprehended that day
during the car chase.

One the tracks have been
     put in place, and then railway
is profitable.

Your argument is
     more about morality
and less about guns.

pushups the world wakes
     is a must I probably say
"Oh you didn't see me?

And it IS the bad
     owners that are the problem.
Im not against this.

I think that reading
     the module wont help the game,
it will make it worse.

Then poor some coffee
     in different spots to age it.
Good day to you too.

People who are shocked
     by that hair obviously
didn't live through the 80s.

None are ever right
     and wrong, it's all about who's
point of view you use.

It's a way to pass
     the time, get news, have a laugh,
learn about new stuff.

cheers Albuquerque.
     That's because that's where the new
content is added.

Thanks for complying
     when I asked you to send me
the link to your list.

My character is
     always getting stuck on doors
or other objects.

Code of conduct you
     must abide by, but that's not
what I'm getting at.

Calling out the wrong
     names and more truly has real
life consequences.

I don't think that air
     would ever be cold enough
to give you headache.

I did the other
     bolts around the figure too
for consistency.

How could you say no
     to Hallie berry, I don't
understand you sir.

And if it *isn't*,
     are we just hoping people
stop having babies?

It is hard for me
     to face life everyday, but
somehow I manage.

You can't have little
     kids running around saying
fuck to everything.

All he dorms are coed
     so you got girls living right
next door to you too.

She has a website
     but I don't know if she would
want me to share it.

I have a problem
     with this too, but I'm not sure
how best to solve it.

Everything you just
     said was so awful.... No need.
Thank you very much.

This is perfectly
     natural behavior, every
animal does it!

eh I've had smaller"
     I was sixteen at the time.
I had just met her.

Last couple questions,
     I promise. How do you get
so many buyers?

It's an expensive
     model that is missing all
the aero details.

Yikes. and how many
     girlfriends have you had that were
stripped and it worked out?

the older the set
     gets, the more frequently you
have ot change the bulbs.

So interference
     and unsportsmanlike conduct
should have both been called.

God do I love sleep.
     Murder that bitch! There's a lot
that could be improved.

[deleted] 'unskilled
     player' reports don't get you
put in tribunal.

A bike with a wrecked
     frame but good components can
be had for dirt cheap.

Not sure about his
     Euro status though. What are
you talking about?

Barbers are a lot
     cheaper to go to, And you
get a free haircut.

Make sure everything
     is plugged in and the power
supply is secure?

They made a big deal
     about bringing the donor
to one of his fights.

She didn't need to lose
     any weight, but I wanted
this garbage to stop.

Also whoever
     took the picture sucks, it's not
even in focus.

You can if you go
     inactive, but that's not what
this guy is claiming.

He took a case pro
     bono for some kid that had
been charged with murder.

As long as you are
     enjoying yourself then you
are doing it right!

it just says Dunkel
     beer He used ain't correctly,
you get outta here!

[deleted] Clippers
     are going for lob city
mode in the playoffs.

It also explains
     why Mario is always
so eager to help.

She obviously
     knows what she's talking about.
Drinking nasal spray?

Cop killer, what you're
     gonna be when you grown up?
Cop killer, good choice.

Nah he's already
     asleep, hence the bad grammar
Chicken or the egg.

If I'm breaking out
     I will add a drop of tea
tree oil to the mix.

Gotta put that on
     the "what to do if I win
the lottery" list.

Thank you! Not there yet,
     but it is getting better.
You were just at work?

Totally forgot
     to post mine and finally
found you, here you go!

I just... I got way
     to into the role playing
aspects of the game.

The problem is you're
     stuck with yourself no matter
who you wind up with.

They asked me to try
     to split it and do other
things, but I stood firm.

Thanks. I've read all his
     (dietary) stuff. He's harsh,
but basically right.

But then I realized
     what day it was and got stoned
and now I agree.

The last picture is
     just a toad. Where was the beard?
Not this shit again...

Open up your mind
     to new things, you might end up
liking it. ####Really.

But, wait, do you mean
     to tell me that gamers were
acting entitled?

little slow to post
     eh [deleted] No swelling
but thanks for the tip.

Normally, a person
     would have a surge of fear or
excitement, something.

You just made my day!
     Yes I did. Everything is
installed at this point.

Are you doing that?
     Now think of how awful you
felt when you lost them.

I have a friend who
     left the church because he asked
himself this question.

We figure out what
     is true and what isn't by
testing our beliefs.

How long has your friend's
     been working since they fixed it?
No problems since then?

I remember you
     posting in the escort thread.
I'm just curious.

However I do
     think feminists these days get
away with too much.

Where is the part where
     that last frame eats someone's face?
You son's of bitches...

Start with that and get
     used to it before you go
for something like hips.

kill it with fire Wow,
     she might actually do something
useful for once. Sure.

Missed out on the deal
     but excited to check out
your site later, thanks!

Not everyone should
     take a philosophy class.
how am i racist?

Not much you can do
     when the building you're in falls
on you. Not really.

So every time you
     open your jar you reset
the aging process.

Maybe I would've
     enjoyed the jokes as a kid
but they're awful now.

Just leave it be, if
     you didn't feel something chances
are she didn't either.

Get a grip. Nazis.
     Did he actually say he wish
he hadn't made it?

They teach kids about
     the one thing that will remain
constant in their lives.

I thought the battle
     system was really fun, once
I got used to it.

Letting go is hard.
     Now a little more... [This is
probably my strangest.

If so... sorry, didn't
     mean to suggest you should eat
your own poo. My bad.

Why? Maybe the guy
     was a drunk that hit people
in his family. HARD.

[deleted] I don't
     know about you, but I'm just
celebrating weed.

Funny enough, Ox
     is giving a sheepish smile
in that one as well.

Never seen someone
     say "So Good" that much in porn
is now a good time?

Overall it was
     interesting, but I wasn't
really into it...

You don't need the glass
     pushed down for the melons, not
sure about pumpkins.

Although, I've never
     had an issue with loud dogs
in my neighborhood.

Shooting a friendly
     Sentry because I forgot
which team I was on.

Look, I know wanna
     know my master plan on how
we would handle this.

Damn Jesse from Toy
     Story AND Miss Arkansas?
What a fucking boss!

That's like asking why
     novelists want some of their
characters to die.

It is possible
     he is the guy that knocked up
the Kings granddaughter.

Unfortunately,
     girl scouts did nothing for me
in that department.

The world needs more Sean
     Collier Your act of courage
wont be forgotten.

You will actually be
     able to see the crystals,
which is kinda cool.

If you hit some too
     hot, like wrought iron, they break
apart like string cheese.

It's a shame, I like
     the name. Watertown Police?
Did we forget them?

And when a woman
     says everything's wrong, that means
EVERYTHING is wrong."

I stressed that they should
     only attempt what they were
comfortable with.

[deleted] It is
     behind the nipple but has
grow out beyond it.

My memory is
     too *crumby* to remember
my first memory.

/opens up fuel thing,
     uses torch to look inside
Nick: Looks pretty full.

She doesn't trust you,
     this is obvious with her
actions toward your friend.

Yes, it is. It's based
     on OP's accidental trip
to the Emirates.

He's not gonna be
     doing any terrorist
acts anytime soon!

I do hope you're not
     saying that to take merit
away from quasAr.

I had a belt on,
     but I didn't have the outside
slips on the Serpa.

And it scares me how
     complicated this stuff is.
Thanks for posting though.

Whenever i see
     these posts I figure they are
non legit as hell.

Not sure where I'll be
     by then but would love to hear
you talk. Yeah he mad.

How old are you? Why?
     Thier possession s are
mostly real estate.

Now I can't tell from
     the pic whether they just put
wheels on it or what.

if you sign it you
     sign it How many time is
this gonna be asked?

When you sober up
     you will have to pick right back
up where you left off.

I think your response
     most accurately reflect
the reality.

My first bowl is named
     Van Gogh too! It only counts
if you're night golfing.

He was Sean Collier.
     And now his watch is ended.
[deleted] Huh TIL.

I'm on my tablet
     and i have to think and type
at a different pace.

Travis just pushes
     the shit storm further Ok.
Wow. Heard a rumour.

Someone is ALWAYS
     going to be the weakest
player in a team.

It's the hardest job
     you'll ever have but it is
completely worth it.

I have been waiting
     for this question forever!
My moment to shine.

For our school talent
     show they did this Watch the TED
talk on the sidebar...

I have a scar from
     the top of my belly down
to my lady bits.

I use them when there
     are a bunch of enemies
hiding in a room.

Because that hat is
     CRAP!!! lol So you CAN
be a dinosaur?