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[deleted] I'll let
     the vote scores of our comments
show that I'm correct.

I had a thought, what
     if he was only brilliant
on the battle field?

My understanding
     has been employers could find
only convictions.

Quads primarily
     I always try to drive through
and I always fail.

Clippers are a mess
     right now and Dallas isn't
that great on offense.

Easy fix. With two
     lines crossed, I get a "one man,
one other man" vibe.

I hope he stays true
     to form and trades his captain
and top goal scorer.

So you've got direct
     influence with the SEALS, but
aren't American?

Accept the system
     and wait for dude to drive off.
Think on your feet dude!!

I expected her
     to throw herself on the floor
and throw a tantrum.

I guess I'd better
     just ignore it and not find
out why." Is it bad?

They were nice people.
     One family moved out and two
white trash jerks moved in.

You could also find
     Demon Drives, Axis or Trick
in your price range used.

Where is the free food?...
     Someone said there was free food.
Ron Paul a fascist?

Oh god lol,
     he really has no clue what
he's talking about.

Agreed. Not even
     close to what was advertised.
Absolutely not.

Mobility or
     utility items are
all much more useful.

A dating sim where
     you try and fuck as many
fish as possible.

Just because you don't
     find them attractive doesn't
mean someone else won't.

Managers could be
     cool while others had no clue
what they were doing.

[deleted] Sure but,
     that's not what we were talking
about, in this thread.

Then you need to make
     the argument and accept
the implications.

Why would it piss off
     the aforementioned countries,
maybe ex Russia?

From your post history,
     I'm guessing this was posted
for us to laugh at.

One time, when she was
     drunk, I asked her how she got
so good at lying.

They look fantastic!
     Would recreate. [deleted]
My thoughts exactly.

If you need any
     help or anything, i may
be able to help.

to me it all just
     kinds of seems like the same shit
over and over.

Find out what actually
     happens if they were to get
raised by chimpanzees.

Saying "That doesn't
     mean I'm wrong" doesn't mean you're
right either, dummy.

Lol I live
     in the middle of no where
at a gas station.

Do your worst, jackass.
     That's good. You better keep those
sexy glasses on!!

YES. THIS. PLEASE. I main
     demo in 6v6 because im
pretty good at it.

I don't think I am.
     I don't think im the one who's
gonna save the world.

I love how many
     pictures I see of angle
grinder incidents.

Then I could say I've
     had sex all over the world.
Eh? Eh? Oh, sorry.

Both are valid but
     you should prioritize one
over the other.

If you can't even
     help people die without pain,
why even bother?

this moved me to tears
     in such a beautiful way!
thank you for sharing!

how did you do that?
     Would love to hear the other
side of the story.

why do you think this?
     RELEASE ME!!! [deleted] Flop
central in this game.

in yours his arms are
     between his legs and holding
onto the building.

In fact, I respect
     his jurisprudence much more
than that of Scalia.

Unfortunately
     for me, my girlfriend does not
like boots. Ah, got ya.

The US relies on
     China as much as China
relies on the US.

[deleted] Evil
     Abed, Abed, Han solo
Abed. Happy now?

I've seen so many
     rookie buyers buy a bike
with a lien on it.

The holocaust not
     existing is a claim made
by many people.

Anybody who
     believes in democracy
ought to stand with us.

You see, everyone
     knows our economy will
be fine in the end.

It's worth it. Above.
     Basically there's a fat pad
above the penis.

Christians do not kill
     people, he was a coptic
AKA fake christian.

That was NOT *okay*.
     Well is there a way to buy
beans which have protein?

Also you at no
     point need to participate
in their marketing.

I cannot offer
     any good advice, but you
are not alone friend.

They are all being
     watched on camera at all times
for this type of thing.

*Edit: As someone
     who was allowed to marry
the person he loves...

now I've got enough
     juice to make some expensive
impulse purchases.

So Internet Box
     has like, AH people and then
other people or??

I'll have to see how
     things work out though. Seems legit.
So you're just trolling.

I stand corrected....
     Boxer wasn't even good.
See I disagree.

Every time a part
     shows up it feels like christmas..
It's the Blade if Woe.

But I would set some
     rules up so you know next time
if you're breaking them.

There is nothing wrong
     with the casual "What are you
doing after this?

It really is all
     in your attitude and how
you approach each date.

[deleted] I was
     specifically referring
to solar and wind.

I miss Slim Shady.
     The Colts drafted terribly
his last few seasons.

Also, it's a myth
     that a woman can't be both
strong and feminine.

She's pretty damn good.
     A game were you control fire
to destroy the world.

Biggest whiff ever.
     No i am sorry, i live
in french Canada.

The response that you
     are saying that I ignored
wasn't made to me.

It's incredible.
     They look stupid now. You must
be new to this game.

If you can play D
     then you sure can't hurt your team.
Then shooting is huge.

It's in Python, but
     Python is easy to learn
(just hard to master).

Don't give anyone
     the power to cause you harm...
This is beautiful.

We aren't meant to live
     forever, it would upset
the balance of things.

I'm not sure I know
     how to answer this question...
Maybe this will help...

I didn't mean to make
     this so long, but it was good
to write it all out.

There are much bigger
     hurdles to widespread Linux
adoption than this.

That's too bad. I've heard
     that from a few people, but
I'm still curious.

...no? Why do you think
     that the ratio should be
skewed if it's random?

I doubt that lighting
     in the photo was toted
down just for the shot.

You'll get a better
     targeted workout and it'll
improve your technique.

My waist is super
     defined now but my face is
still extra chubby!

It's usually hard
     to keep up to with series.
You made it easy!

[deleted] You need
     oxygen and lots of it,
thus the foil method.

Wow, this the fourth time
     I've seen this comment today.
In four different threads.

You just have to be
     careful of the 'jerks' and don't
let them get you down.

It's definitely
     something people need to take
advantage of more.

They actually did gay
     marriage in one episode,
where this shot comes from.

[deleted] Oh wow
     thanks, didn't know that existed!
Care to show your work?

My favorite crusts are
     the two extremes. LET'S DO IT.
Casino Royale.

Use the natural kinds
     made out of wheat, corn, walnut
shells, etc.

I like just playing
     through, not wondering "what if"
Cool light pollution!

[deleted] OKAY
     THEN! It's a Mark Twain quote, OP
is just a faggot.

The market prices
     are so high that collecting
cards is just useless.

They're helping power
     up the US! Where online? Link?
[deleted] Kegel?

It only takes one.
     Confucius for the confused.
[deleted] Switch no.

Silly kid! you're not
     supposed to leave your socks on!!
Oh good god! ME TOO!!!

slide it a little,
     get used to the sensation
and how it happens.

**don't let people trick
     you into thinking driving
in snow is stressful.

Other than the disc
     is light blue, close to the same
hue as blue meth. Yeah.

Yes essentially.
     Third party always goes back
to the beginning.

Third party always
     goes back to the beginning.
First party depends.

He had been in jail
     ever since and is looking
at serious time.

So my question is,
     is it all forms of lying?
Meaning any lie?

I have seen someone
     riding this bike more than once
here in chicago.

And if you're ever
     having a tough night, you know
how late I stay up.

This is a simple
     statement of faith in something
I believe is true.

I'm impressed. Ok,
     well, let me see what I scrounge
up in my archives.

I like your little
     cheeks This man is fantastic.
You have to save it.

But i am confused
     by what you mean she knew what
you looked like after?

When he spelled this wrong,
     I didn't mind it, but a whole
bunch of people did.

Is that right along
     your collar bone? did it hurt?
NO. GET OUT OF THERE!

I will be getting
     one of these once I convince
the wife. Change is hard.

It is a big shame
     about losing so many
Zellers locations.

does he not realize
     that the teacher can just tell
the cops where he lives?

It's a slippery slope
     legislating a woman's
decision process.

The only classes
     I can play and stick to are
Warrior and Shaman.

Hormones are raging
     and you don't have much dating
experience yet.

Why should they? They live
     such posh lives because they are
(White) Colombians.

Stop going to school
     for it, the debt is not worth
the education.

I'd wear them still if
     I could find them anywhere.
BEST SUMMER FOOTWEAR.

Control is really
     important to our egos
and a valid need.

haven't ever been
     to a gaming convention,
But would love to go.

Only the Clippers
     flop, come on man stop using
common sense. Agreed.

What's so hard about
     learning to keep our mouths shut,
seriously guys.

Or is it only
     for the big lifts in which case
you just use the bar?

I thought it was cool
     that the knife kinda looked like
the chicken's shadow.

When I was in Perth
     I thought the price of beer was
simply outrageous.

What system? I should
     print out a bunch of these, Id
go crazy with them.

I know this can't be
     the case but I don't see how
I can do better.

RIP Albuquerque
     Dukes (before the Isotopes)
Brings back memories.

Handled horribly,
     and had no adjustable
stem or seat angle.

On the other hand
     I've gotten some really mean
comments about it.

But don't order too
     many, those little kids grow
out of them so fast.

The book "Sauces," by
     James Peterson, is supposed
to be good Which guys?

What flavor of ice
     cream is best for consoling
my ultimate grief?

Stop making it seem
     like I'm telling everyone
to cheese their ass off.

I think I might know
     who this kid is, but I cant
see his face clearly.

Then look at the ground
     as I try to think of what
exactly they said.

We started seeing
     each other a month or two
after this happened.

so i wont watch ur
     shit stream Thanks, I will see what
I can make of it.

Once one of my friends
     ordered porn on another
friends family tv.

If not, whatever
     bullshit you'd like to pass off
as team building, well...

The only times you
     may need to eat more are days
that you exercise.

I imagine much
     hemming and hawing during
THAT phone call. Y not?

Well that amounted
     to a whole lot of nothing.
Madame Pelosi?

It certainly looks
     better than any of their
other current offerings.

Hey tags- you can most
     definitely do it if
you really want to.

Iglesias is
     outrageous, although his stuff
gets a little old.

Because it was mine.
     I don't guys go down on me
if they have stubble.

Having set rules are
     beneficial because you
know what to expect.

You should stop kicking
     yourself because you probably
look ridiculous.

Attitudes like yours
     will ensure they are never
elected again.

Put it in an old
     shoe, then put the pair of shoes
into a shoe box.

Its not like one day
     everyone in Germany
turned against the Jews.

It's ok, you're new
     here, nobody expects you
to know. Forgiven.

Hospitals offer
     free care the way Heidi Fleiss
gave free love. He's wack.

This was true because
     his buddy was really smart
and worked it all out.

I know exactly
     what book you're talking about.
Looking for it now.

This is wonderful.
     No hesitation at all
from the attacker.

No hesitation
     at all from the attacker.
Straight in, leap, success!

[deleted] It was
     dark and I hid directly
behind a spotlight.

That whole 'Eve' thing is
     just a translation error.
Last used in the 70's.

I'm also angry
     with how much time I waste on
social media.

Also, i'm not sure
     if this has been answered but
when Thirteen has time.

Theft, robbery, drug
     dealing, and he worked his way
up to drug kingpin.

Career criminal
     is someone who commits crime
as a profession.

Unfortunately
     this will probably kill you too
fast for most people.

When I do end up
     looking into their eyes though,
it's pretty awesome.

I just remember
     trying to save previously
and getting errors.

Whatever you think,
     DO NOT DO IT. I cannot
emphasize this more.

I'm all against pay
     to win content, but I don't
mind early access.

Either way, her art
     is still rather nice compared
to what it could be.

Then we discovered
     the city of Hattusas
and read their records.

I agree with all
     the things you've said and they are
very valid points.

If I have a Mac
     OS install CD I can
reset your password.

They may debate where
     to put the bar on their backs,
but they all squat deep.

That's exactly what
     I did. They were not stitches,
but wound closure strips.

Is anyone else
     having the problem of their
page not opening?

[deleted] break up....
     They're both horrible people,
remember that. No.

Yeah definitely.
     There was this one science whiz
kid in my high school.

Shit happens Actually,
     one of the coolest people
I know is a priest.

do what you do though
     Makes it that much better when
you start to nail posts.

Oh god, i started
     watching that thinking he didn't
have the helmet on.

Sometimes steam runs out
     and you can't do shit till then.
Changing my own oil.

Went ahead and slept
     with both of the girls he knew
I had feelings for.

Turns out RES kills jokes.
     I find it hard to read, I'll
wait for the movie.

Tell me, are equine
     aerodynamics better
or worse than [a dog's?

Once I got married
     and had kids, seems like I don't
have friends anymore.

Once he was that close,
     Webber had no option but
to push in response.

Sometimes the word comes
     to mind when I'm in a shit
talking session though.

Welcome to heaven,
     or as close to it as we'll
get till judgement day.

You can't lose if you
     just go out to meet people
and have a good time.

I like my doctor
     and I see him this week, I'll
tell him about this.

But its the little
     things that make you spend the most
is what im saying.

And keep em cumming...
     I MASTURBATE AND I'M PROUD!!
He updated it.

Adventure time is
     like a soothing jar of feels
for all that turmoil.

I had such a good
     time doing this and it was
totally worth it.

it's sort of a look
     at the way the two human
cultures would diverge.