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Or Windows. That was
     practically an afternoon.
Says a Celtics fan....

gay couples who want
     children will either adopt
or use in vitro.

He just needs to leave
     the dog alone for his own
good, I tell myself.

Would definitely
     recommend renting this one
over buying it.

More like regular
     tearing, but looks like a grey
colored tinge to it.

They're gonna back pro
     legalization, pro gay
marriage candidates?

They're encouraging
     people to stay mentally
and physically sick.

I may have mixed up
     that part of the blue ending
with the red ending.

Maybe if I'm free
     on another Wednesday I'll
come play with your team.

I actually really
     want to know who this is AH
ITS THE CRAZY EYES!

I have been wanted
     the original naked
palette for ages.

Live life, don't be cruel
     to others. Follow your dreams.
Destiny... It is.

I can literally
     do this forever, so by
all means continue.

I grew up in Grossed
     Pointe Woods and the movie Grosse
Pointe Blank was filmed here.

Grow up. Ah. That would
     explain the other three bikes
that were stopped too then.

Check out Flynn Hall, you
     could talk to someone at Town
Hall in Cottage Grove.

I think that's an art
     Wait, he's marrying her or
you're marrying her?

[deleted] I see
     what you're saying, but there are
some points to be made.

Still, having to pay
     half a year worth of income
*is* going to hurt.

Who do you think bombed
     Pearl Harbor? What's red and bad
for your teeth? A brick.

What you are actually
     asking for is less control
over your city.

GENTLEMAN! You can't
     fight here, this is the war room!
You heard it here first.

It was pretty cool.
     Our nanny government would
never allow that.

Communism is
     theoretically the best
form of government.

Brave. They were just trying
     to be helpful so you don't
get your shit stolen.

A pregnant woman?
     I guess my redneck friends read
shakespeare after all.

This song was performed
     at a tribute to the late
and great John Bonham.

The bone in his hair
     really conflicts with the gold
chain around his neck.

Fertilizer spikes
     for citrus trees have also
been helpful to me.

All they need to do
     is install more plain old print
maps on the platforms.

the trick is just trying
     to figure out the english
names for the movies.

Maybe you should think
     about starting a business
around this issue!

Damn that fax machine
     just cant let it go can you.
:P It just feels right.

So are we talking
     theology here or are
we talking history?

[deleted] Never
     do a research internship
with a company.

[deleted] I threw
     up a little in my mouth.
And my dog's mouth too.

The funny part is
     that I've never actually been
to Minnesota.

Thank you my good sir.
     One in your honor on its
way to the nail now.

I believe VS
     is acting unethically
in their sales model.

but im guessing its
     not that big that simply comes
with time and practice.

I grew up in East
     Jordan MI, home of the East
Jordan Iron Works.

I try to stretch those
     out, but there are days that are
quieter than that.

The people that are
     good at predicting the trends
make out pretty well.

Really the only
     thing left is to keep the spread
through the final boss.

Then the next time you
     see a black person, that's what
pops into your mind.

What linguistics call
     "grammar" is separate from what
you're talking about.

There was nowhere I'd
     rather be in that moment.
Those meatballs said no!

Naming conventions
     can vary from place to place,
person to person.

Hell, even whip out
     that Notre Dame win (you know
we sure as hell do).

I *think* it's a dig
     at wanting equality?
Or sick of the hype?

It never happened
     and I will never go back.
That's how you do it.

Hell, I wish that is
     all we had to do to get
games to work today.

You need more charcoal
     around your eyes. Come on Deuce.
Don't fear your left foot.

Drink as much water
     as you can throughout the day.
Count your calories.

If you look like you're
     up to the task, they will look
at your favorably.

That's all the advice
     I have for now. I'll add more
if I think of some.

I have a brother
     in the marines named Brandon.
MOM COME BUY ME THIS!

It's as if in some
     sick way you want us to feel
bad over your death.

Fire roads and gravel
     grinding mostly with a few
brevets here and there.

Probably more so Far
     Cry than Tomb Raider, but both
are still very fun.

Even a cheaper,
     slow internal as opposed
to an external.

Go for walks; get some
     sun so you can get some light
therapy in there.

I have more comment
     karma, and my first comment
was on thanksgiving.

Either way, explain
     that you and your girlfriend are
in this together.

[deleted] That all
     depends on who is running
the board of review.

My dad complaining
     to my mom about their sex
life, or lack thereof.

You can just avoid
     that mess by saying what you
mean in the first place.

Anyone who plays
     football has resisted (or
maybe not) this urge.

Sleep at the moment.
     In general, though, I always
put off the dishes.

Or maybe it's best
     to just let the series be..
Oddly beautiful.

As a bicyclist,
     I can tell if you're coming
from a block away.

damn man, crashed and burned?
     In Europe you'd be laughed at.
Snow covered ditch? HA!

[deleted] That is
     nice handwriting, I wish more
people wrote like that.

If everyone were
     to follow his words the whole
industry would die.

I'd be right with you
     on any other flop but
that wasn't a flop.

You are sweet. Thank God
     I've got a long tongue. I can
just about reach you.

The question is, do
     consoles have enough buttons
to support leaning??

I'd do that a few
     more times rather than suffer
those lacerations.

Because a rhino
     fort would totally kick ass.
Consider this view.

The only difference
     is whether the baby comes
out alive or dead.

IF can generally
     be described by #of fasting
hours/# of eating hours.

I would always hide
     during recess to go read
in the library.

It "can" fuck you up.
     If you let it. Plus there are
people who sell pot.

It is his friend's house.
     And his friend wants everything
completely intact.

Really, if they stuck
     to their guns you *wouldn't* be
able to marry.

Which hurts. wonderfully,
     eliminating a whole
contact point is nice.

I still like to read
     the little histories of each
race from time to time.

It's really going
     to be interesting to see
how all this plays out.

And just like I said,
     it's not homophobia,
you're just an asshole.

Do you or have you
     ever had someone long term?
How did they react?

However, you might
     not be telling us the full
story behind this.

Hell yes. I'd give up
     the Internet if I could
fly around all day.

The older guy turned
     this into a physical
confrontation first.

Give me some hard cold
     facts, with links to citations
that prove what you say.

[](/g "Carly had her
     gun, and had proven herself
able to use it.

I would wait until
     you're with friends to be honest.
You'll have much more fun.

Best Buy doesn't care
     about you, there are other
crappy jobs out there.

Where's the Brotherhood?
     The same thing happens to me
when I meditate.

While I agree, it'll
     be nice to have that extra
lefty in the pen.

This. Would. Be. Epic.
     Do want something more than just
publicity shots!

It was said else where
     but how does this photo prove
anything to you?

But this must be done.
     I have a lot of wasted
time to make up for.

The stereotype
     sucks and too many people
happily fit it.

The guy said he was
     coming down that afternoon,
but he never showed.

But we ARE living
     in a permanent winter
fucking wonderland.

I've started to use
     their recipes and they are
fucking delicious.

If you are drunk **and**
     high, then you are already
too drunk and too high.

He dated his wife
     all through high school and college,
then they got married.

Thanks! Having people
     use it and enjoy it makes
the effort worthwhile.

And get an actually
     GOOD stencil. And better gold
paint that doesn't streak.

Imagine if you
     go to the store, and you want
to buy a sausage.

Oh god, only thing
     is this thread to make me cringe.
I just- I don-. No.

I'm far more concerned
     with the piss and puke that gets
thrown at our players.

He then walked away
     never to return You can't
beat prison chicken.

(Excluding DI) Math
     doesn't mean it's an attack
on the middle class.

I'll down a 5th
     and just be hard as hell trying
to fuck everything.

They *are* the famous
     Death Panel. They get to choose
who lives and who dies.

Do you remember
     meeting a guy named Jesse
Cox at some point? Yup.

Do you mean gear oil
     as a separate fluid from
the engine oil...? Thanks!

Yeah, because we all
     know the crusaders only
killed hateful people?

If anyone is
     interested, please comment on
this or pm me.

When bad people do
     bad things we want to see bad
things happen to them.

I hate to say it,
     but I think i have to call
bullshit on this one.

This doesn't imply
     that I believe there isn't
life on Europa.

No priesthood can claim
     what is Divine for themselves.
That car now has crabs.

Even if you didn't
     call yourself a geek, I would
still like you. Yes cunt.

How realistic
     would you say shows like Pawn Stars
or Hardcore Pawn are?

I'm going to try
     to talk him down, hopefully
he is reasonable.

Check to see if there
     are any driver updates
for your graphics card.

Be one happy guy.
     Clears my schedule, knowing it'll
happen, anyway.

I watch the show all
     the time, decided I had
to see the movie.

Zeus? Uh. Yeah. I would
     definitely say you came
out on top this time.

If you are looking
     to buy rocks and minerals, then
I cant help you there.

[deleted] That makes
     quite a bit more sense imo.
It doesn't matter.

BUT THE POTATO
     PC IS NOW COAL PC.
IS UPGRADE. GOOD DEAL.

Please tell me this is
     actually a quote, I feel like
i've heard it before.

I doubt anyone
     going crazy would matter
to an asteroid.

I know it's tough when
     you're focused on work and deep
into a project.

Maybe a player
     will win some people over
in the second half.

You will find a large
     amount of Canadians
here for some reason!

I would be damned glad
     if you're even reading this.
That's all. 'Later days."

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

It's great that you get
     along now, but that might not
always be the case.

I'm really just glad
     to be of any help, no
matter how little.

I have a friend who
     went through this, and it's the best
thing he ever did.

If a wish ever
     did come true, one helps you out
more than the other.

Sorry to hear, though.
     I'm sure he was a good kid,
always make it worse.

In fact, I'm fairly
     certain all of his songs are
about partying.

It's still a shame how
     this conflicts with the 11th
article of faith.

By all means though, take
     any offers for Dogma
if you receive them.

The cashier wasn't
     wrong when he told you he was
trying to help you out.

It was my first time
     trying maple cotton candy
and maple coffee.

Wow. I'm donating.
     Yes you are. I've been looking
for a list like this.

Your guy really just
     seems like he wants to make sure
he gets his own mail.

We can only hope
     [deleted] Cavern of souls
is still everywhere.

But if Gloria
     Steinem pops up on my screen
with fire in her eyes...

Sometimes when I look
     to gift others I find stuff
I like personally.

Has this ever caused
     you to consider ending
your relationship?

The commentators
     are going to throw down by
the end, let's see it.

Snider needs to fire
     Holmgren. That is the only
way to save this team.

Love a chance for Red
     Faction Guerrilla! I think
he played terrible.

I actually never
     even thought of that myself.
Can't eat Burger King!!

Not everybody
     feels that getting married young
is wasting their life.

That will come quickly,
     but only if you can sing
the right notes. Have fun.

Still a good call on
     Ranger, guessing that right, though.
You're on to something.

See but the problem
     here is we do always click
posts with that title.

"Well, Mrs. Hawthorne,
     I don't exactly know how
to say this." "Say what?

It generally is
     the opposite Knee to the head,
no big deal. Okay.

Glad I could help, look
     forward to hearing from you
if you remember!

the military
     culture of course, doesn't help.
Great shot by Besler!

The translation is
     not just by anyone, but
by Walter Kaufmann.

I'm not so convinced
     that America's adults
are that much better.

Dude was a total
     thief and generally a bad
sneaky dude in game.

But fuck it bro, if
     you're having fun you're winning.
Upside down visors.

You're a good looking
     guy and you seem to know how
to dress pretty well.

He just told me what
     i should wear, (it was outside
during the summer).

No it's not actually
     Ding Chavez and Timothy
Hanley. And peaking.

On a shotgun when
     you open the action, look
inside the chamber.

[deleted] Nice try
     Reginald. comment test Wow.
That's an intense sub.

I've started having
     my miners be adequate
swimmers lol.

It's just that we don't
     want to subway there and find
out we can't compete.

Depends in your weight.
     Find the weight of the lenses
you're going to use.

You'll know when the time
     is right to let another
dog into your life.

If I could, wouldn't
     I need some kind of FEDERAL
backing to do so?

We have another
     now who is a year younger,
also a rescue.

I thought it was some
     sort of rights group, this shit is
getting out of hand.

pancakes and good sex?
     sounds like a fantastic night
to me. Don't watch it!

I doubt it because
     several different companies
now own all of them.

It doesn't even
     mean we dislike the kid we're
complaining about.

Makes it somewhat safe
     to simply drive off as soon
as you hear the click.

No where near their play
     or my sister's apartment
where we were staying.

[deleted] I think
     I've only met one other
Brandon in my life.

But that show just seems
     to get more awful with each
passing episode.

Pick the little dude
     up and he remembers just
where I left off. Sweet.

Sorry, I can't spell
     Thanks! Subtitles not needed.
I need to move there.

I'm a girl. He is
     not feminine in build nor
am I masculine.

For all you know I'm
     more for it than you, you don't
have to preach to me.

I can't pass it up....
     *lick lick lick* [deleted] There
is no social scene.

At least in any
     form that has been attempted.
Do you even lift?

I walked away from
     the armed services before
I ever started.

[deleted] I'll let
     the vote scores of our comments
show that I'm correct.