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And Dani Alves
     was like 60K and now he's 220K..
super Annoying.

But I'll let you sit
     there and wallow in your own
smug, self righteousness.

Females leads are shown
     to be too dumb and fragile
bound by their families.

I think the standard
     ones are not, which means you need
to file them yourself.

Once it's a couple
     generations removed, we'll
lighten up, I'm sure.

When I was growing
     up, my dad would tell us troll
stories at bed time.

This makes things a lot
     simpler as far as treatment
efficacy goes.

If society
     wanted poets, the poets
would be paid the most.

This guy next to me
     says the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.

I saw shiny teeth
     with a child advertising.
How is it racist?

It would be a bit
     less confusing if they were
just on the same line.

I don't mind one bit.
     From what I can see, they look
pretty good. Great size.

Go back to sitting
     in station with your shiny
ships doing nothing.

All this bad feeling
     you've been doing, but you still
publicly trash them.

The TV guide says
     that Avatar will be on,
but it's really not.

It's great. If you camp
     near the water it can get
quite chilly at night.

On the contrary,
     the dullness of weed us what
i love about it.

And good God. Seems like
     logistics targeting would
be the best tactic.

Barnes, stop taking shots!
     I'm a guy and I get told
I look sick sometimes.

HI JASPER I SAW
     YER MESSAGE FOR ME :D no
you just get the calls.

Some photos of him
     shooting guns doesn't show me
that he's a scammer.

As for kids though, I'm
     not sure I could handle them
not sharing my name.

Lesser craftsmen get
     replaced eventually, but
so do the masters.

[deleted] I think
     you might be confused about
where cousins come from.

If that was the case
     then they simply wouldn't be
making a profit.

But i give them fresh
     veggies several times a day.
Mine are very spoiled.

[deleted] great song
     but i feel like the levels
could be adjusted.

Kind of like how coke
     always seems to taste better
out of a bottle.

Just be there for her.
     Comfort her. Its hard in times
like these to have words.

Touche. Think I might just
     keep it because I really
wanna fire it up.

I see no threat if
     I fix it. I don't really
mind a little work.

Sorry this is long
     as fuck, but it was easy
to write. Hope this helps.

Man we have really
     just been witnessing greatness
the last week or so.

You think I'm concerned
     over a fat little kid?
No. So yeah, more cats.

[deleted] Doesn't
     he use the phrase multiple
times in the movie?

That would make them not
     New Zealander then. That's still
pretty impressive.

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
thou call your armour.

You should also check
     out some programs in Europe!
It's a good album.

racism also
     seems to help That's a great shop,
I've been there plenty.

They make everyone
     look the same no matter what
department their from.

[deleted] You are
     probably right, but everyone
can have a bad day!

To be fair, if you
     haven't used Plex in awhile
I suggest you do.

However shit like
     endorsements gets taxed in their
state of residence.

Good. Obviously,
     you don't "voluntarily"
live in a country.

As for the actual
     dance, just remember KISS (Keep
It Simple, Stupid).

But if she has no
     other choices then this is
your best opinion.

A lot of people
     obtained theirs from placing well
at Fall regionals.

Who doesn't love beards
     Was at this game. INSANE Yeah
you're welcome! Good luck!

That, my friends, is what
     somebody high on Cocaine
looks like! That sounds great!

I think they buy gems
     to turn to gold so they can
skip some tedium.

*I begin scanning
     the pages multiple times
before turning them.

So I'll add my own
     advice onto Dad's, which is:
Never stop learning.

Others want to be
     told they're being a good girl,
and complimented.

I think it's something
     we cant understand without
being at that point.

In Japan, it's all
     about giving boys chocolate
on Valentine's day.

No. You put the air
     in them. How is that the worst?
Ever been shit on?

Enjoy updates from
     Chief Perotti constantly
about campus crime.

Good luck. That's too bad
     but I think they could've done
something about it.

Sorry lad Lot more
     Grumpy Cat now than there was
three years ago.... Yes.

That was very cool
     Thank you, very much. Stuff like
this is a huge help.

One day, i saw him
     doing it, and we started
planning his demise.

Good to see Abu
     Dhabi in this sub. I've lived
here for a year now.

You think you can get
     away with saying that shit
to me over raid?

If so, what did you
     say, and who do you regret
having on the show?

It has alot more
     weight behind it, and as such
is more committed.

Don't suck so damn hard!
     Great they are mad for their next
game, who do they play?....

If they don't they're just
     shooting themselves in the face.
CONFIRMED GAY Popeyes.

I really wish Jane
     Curtain was in the picture
beside Dan Aykroyd.

I don't see any
     statement in these citations
that contradict this.

those things are fucking
     annoying and there are just
dozens of them Dude!

Yea, Wade even starts
     doing his harlem shake dance
move to play along.

I have never had
     and uncomfortable "tug"
or had it pulled on.

He was half naked..
     I washed my sheets and never
spoke of it again...

One that works, and one
     that doesn't, but they won't give
you your money back.

Link me. [deleted]
     [deleted] Outside you say?
Don't see the appeal.

Where are the Howard
     Stern pictures? Try a car ride.
We are in same boat.

You can't try and claim
     that he argued he doesn't
want to make money.

The sum of these two
     categories is referred
to as the 'workforce'.

[deleted] Yeah too
     get use to it, just takes some
time, Good luck pilot!

Nothing really is
     sacred around here, is it?
LOL Damn son.

What an awful test.
     "Do you think athletes are paid
too much?" Yeah, I do.

I was at the game
     tonight (I'm on a road trip,
I live near Boston).

Elle Alexandra
     is my only example
for your first sentence.

Sorry I've been out.
     Can you do it still so cute!
wish you lived near me!

And I got that used.
     So... hah. And all that EDIT:
Went through my Steam list.

Honestly it could
     be a rough experience.
It depends on you.

No, his record is
     NOT mixed. Nationalizing is
theft, pure and simple.

Though the old looking
     meth faces aren't at all what
normal girls look like.

sure, ill just go on
     to others first [deleted]
No. Not at all, no.

When I wear contacts
     people berate me for not
wearing my glasses.

It should also be
     noted that the F1 car did
the lap in the wet.

I just played the games.
     No worries, I understand
your concern as well.

Entry level jobs
     aren't jobs that *everyone* is
qualified for. Pow!

Why do you think it's
     nearly impossible? I...
I think I love you.

Now they are going
     to prison where their talents
can really flourish.

If you do end up
     playing the series it should
be for the story.

He didn't run over
     any old gypsy ladies
recently, did he?

This is the best one
     I have seen! Thanks for sharing
your hard work with us.

You still have to be
     able to lane and manage
the mana and farm.

A few good venues
     are linked below, and there are
good bands all over.

It took me a long
     time and many relapses
to accept these facts.

And like you I am
     free to be here and let you
know how wrong you are.

These indigenous
     amazonian women
are always naked.

And those strings do not
     include a minority
party in Congress.

So basically he's
     sorry anyone found out?
Great apology."

Well, not do away
     the comments but do away
the karma system.

Subtle tartness can
     enhance bitterness, but too
much and things get rough.

Worst nightmare ever.
     Bart was removed from the house
that day. Lol.

Irony is dead.
     Thank you for what you have done
for humanity.

[deleted] If you
     haven't tried Justin Guitar
I'd recommend it.

Y u no funny?
     did you notice any lag
while you were playing?

My mom told me those
     were medicine so I would
stop asking for them.

Good day. I'm willing
     to poison everyone Up
vote for justice sir.

It doesn't matter
     what they are wearing, or how
shit their programs are.

Yup. We can't even
     sneak it out and pay for our
copy on release.

After going thru
     about a dozen lockers
I have the same thought.

Yeah sure. How about
     calling it its proper name
child disciplining?

Any idea
     when you'll be hanging around
Soho? Yeah, me too.

You make a good point
     about him saying how much
he likes newspapers.

Whomever the state
     decides is responsible,
much as it is now.

You realize red states
     are fed money by blue states?
Thanks for writing! Sigh.

The big theme here seems
     to be that I really don't
like trying to sell stuff.

i mean what will change?
     what you get from this hate towards
the community?

No offense dude but
     you sound very very young
and naive to me.

I told them I was
     unhappy and they put me
through to retention.

It doesn't matter
     what they are wearing, or how
shit their programs are.

Also, everything
     else had to suffer hell while
he enjoyed heaven.

She was very cute.
     I hope karma gets those sick
bastards who did this.

I hope karma gets
     those sick bastards who did this.
It's not black and white.

If you presume you
     are educated then you
are a point of view.

Oysters: the healthy
     bar snack family heirloom? Right.
It's the gamers' fault.

Can we get a plea
     out to anyone else who
has dated Kendra?

Beautiful, it'll be
     gone at any reasonable
price you set it at.

The awkwardness didn't
     stop there, but that's a story
for another time...

He did only get
     that student job because his
parents pulled some strings...

Try this. You'll find soon
     that you roll, pivot, twist, change,
and flop the whole show.

Most guys that worry
     about their dick sizes are
actually average length.

It's faster and more
     powerful and anything
I've worked with before.

It's faster and more
     powerful and anything
I've worked with before.

It is such a weird
     feeling being at complete
mercy of the car.

I assumed it was
     because they knew someone would
get it stuck one day.

The kilt is Scottish.
     Not Irish. Now knock the fake
Celtic bullshit off.

A lot of boss fights
     required a little thinking
and skill to beat them.

[deleted] Weed You
     can do it yourself using
your C compiler.

Why the emphasis?
     As for the title, he was
being sarcastic.

[deleted] Ok
     As a guy, it doesn't feel
good for us either.

If you aren't savvy
     enough to repair your own
head phones, it's worth it.

Natural Selection.
     It had to be said. I can
get on board with that.

Plus most of these guys
     have trail rigs that will put you
and your rig to shame.

Uh, I feel like I'm
     forgetting one or two, but
that's probably alright.

While being able
     to assassinate any
target she needs too.

Oh, I already
     get people adding me on
League to give me shit.

thanks for the reply
     makes me feel a lot better!
Android too now? Hah!

They've got to be done.
     You'd think they'd at least pull down
the "coming soon!" signs.

That's the one. Thanks, guys!
     [deleted] this makes me proud
to be a russian!

Not just hang out like
     most silly Americans
do when they travel.

I had to walk home
     in the dark after baby
sitting after that.

Inequality
     by itself is not something
to worry about.

Seeing as they merge
     into one creature, it is
even more likely.

This guy is worse than
     anything from Epic Rap
Battles of History.

No sense in being
     bitter since it will only
make you waste your life.

Had a really strong
     performance in his first game
back on Saturday.

And as a bonus,
     most of the reviews I've seen
say it tastes decent.

Same reason we still
     have people believing there
were no moon landings.

He was a real man
     just like John Henry and Paul
Bunyan were real men.

[deleted] There seems
     to be a mistake, there are
no boobs here. Harvard?

The rest of us see
     nothing wrong with pride and no
need to confess it.

I love how friendly
     everyone on that site is.
And those cat pictures?

Even if you do
     remember, what was it called,
how do you find it?

Grow some balls and tell
     the person in real life or
not post it at all.

Kept telling myself
     that I was strong, that I could
do it. So thank you.

Compare both degrees'
     course requirements and see what
you can overlap.

But I think the best
     place to start is by buying
volumes of comics.

"Name ONE!" "GOD DAMN IT!
     THIS PLACE IS NOT JUST STRIP CLUBS!"
Wouldn't surprise me.

There is a woman
     in New York who goes around
topless all the time.

Still trying to work out
     how it would work, but in time
I'll figure it out.

For now, it's nothing
     to get excited about
in my opinion.

best of luck, i would
     definitely like to hear
how things are going!

The pleasure came from
     the anticipation, not
the actual result.

What is it about
     that scenario that has
you all up in arms?

It's funny because
     no one gives a fuck about
Battlefield campaign.

You're experienced
     and at your sexual prime.
Flaunt and strut that stuff.

i think human is
     the fastest oh man you are
so fucking lucky!

you probably live next
     door to one and can go there
whenever you please.

Right you were. That shit
     made Hide n Seek amazing
for me as a kid.

Say whatever you
     please and talk in whatever
tickles your fancy.

That is why I think
     she dies Just wanted to say
that you are awesome!

Interesting. Which one?
     Great job. Keep posting. Thanks No
air exchange required.

It's quite annoying
     hearing the random muting.
My aunt. She's a cunt.

Thrice in the year shall
     all your men children appear
before the Lord God.

That thing fucking *went*.
     I beat every other kid
on the slopes with it.

I may or may not
     concede it, depending on
the definition.

So you understood
     what I am saying and you're
just being a dick.

I'm going to go
     out on a limb and assume
you aren't that stupid.

I'd like to use it.
     I have some scales to replace
the originals.

If the Zen Master
     was so effective then why
did they ship off Shaq?

[Edit to remove
     bullet points, which didn't work like
I had intended.

Here's what you do-- wait
     until an event comes up.
Mother's day is soon.

I left the TV
     on, unaware my brother
walked in right after.

NOW YOU GOT ME HOPPED
     UP ON THAT PUSHER LOVE God
I love this album.

Or Windows. That was
     practically an afternoon.
Says a Celtics fan....