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Even if I don't
     agree, I can understand
where you're coming from.

I am not sure what
     you mean, weapons switch over
when you change costumes?

Never mind, I was
     misunderstanding the page
I was looking at.

Most intelligent
     usage since I joined about
seven months ago.

Go for it tiger!
     the series has a very
strong cult following.

She didn't like drinking
     much so was fortunately
sober the whole night.

Screw the middle ground.
     Is it a book I should add
to my reading list?

Granted, it's no where
     near your situation, but
comparable perhaps.

Next? Six. Ring finger!
     Seven, eight and nine. Pinky:
Ten, eleven, twelve.

I'll have some almonds
     or an apple or a fruit
cup with cottage cheese.

WHY IS IT PLACED LIKE
     THAT [Probably when Bruce Springsteen
cock punched the camera.

I eventually
     broke his collar bone and then
now we're friends again.

But can they keep sex
     in the bedroom? And not cruise?
It should be private!!

I just installed Prey
     after an experience
I had yesterday.

It's because I hate
     to see people lose their ass.
no, for rainwater.

If the date went well,
     I'll promise to buy coffee
and dessert later.

[deleted] We switched
     from bresnan to optimum
and so far so good!

You either believe
     in at least one god, or you
don't. There is no "fence".

my guess is a new
     trailer at E3 Actually quite
funny, not that cringe!

Reply well without
     all that what are you gonna
spend your money on?

The law doesn't give
     two wits what some group defines
as marriage or not.

Also, do you wash
     your MAC brush after every
use of the liner?

It'll keep your paint clean
     and protected for longer
without much maintenance.

That was fantastic.
     Deeply touching Havel would
like a word with you.

You'll have to excuse
     my friend he's a little slow.
The town is that way.

Profit [deleted]
     [deleted] More anecdotes.
You're awesome at this.

I usually use
     soft scrub with bleach and it gets
stuff like that right out.

I'll take ten... You know..
     For a friend True, the aging
is problematic.

So I started slow,
     my first recommendation
start EXERCISING!

Why do you even
     need the talk show portion, just
these sketches. Thanks man!

Just noticed your flair,
     super jealous of the bike
you're taking up there.

But if they do.. Yep.
     About the same rate. Young men
kill themselves a lot.

I suppose stroke could
     be a risk from that too, but
I'm not a doctor.

The stigma around
     genital herpes is huge,
and terrifying.

Which exactly is
     what the government machine
would want you to think!

I, too, can repeat
     what Charles Barkley says, Mr
brilliant analyst.

This makes me REALLY
     not miss my old ITS job from
right out of High School.

There is inherent
     value in you just being
you, and you matter.

For instance the debt
     has no effect on me now
as a civilian.

that's all it has been
     recently [deleted] They're
giving away cars?!

Being an asshole
     shouldn't be the only way
to get attention.

With a digital
     film, what are the media
files stored on? Hard drives?

She cuts corners by
     sacrificing anyone
who isn't herself.

We've been known for bein
     loud even back in the day.
Who was on the phone?

You gotta keep that,
     you owe it to everyone,
most of all yourself.

"Friend," insisted on
     telling him and finding out
if he liked me too.

For the rest of that,
     I venture to say that's what
fan fiction is for!

Basically, you start
     as a pigeon, and upgrade
until you're a god.

[deleted] What is
     the position you would most
like eventually?

But you sacrifice
     alot to do the heavy
partying I did.

And I think it is
     fair enough for me and what
I get offered off.

Any idea
     when the next production run
will be coming out?

And your face. Bye Hey
     man, all's well that ends well, right?
Oh, the Goo Lagoon.

[deleted] Really?
     He's happy, he's jolly, he's
fucked up by golly.

And I mean mace like
     literally a physical
mace, so don't do it.

I suspect there will
     be a few more purchases
along the way too.

I am glad this did
     not cascade into a card
mechanics pun thread.

I just need your steam
     id, or an email address
to get you the game.

But seriously..
     The corner bench seating is
built in to the wall.

When I drink chocolate
     milk I sip it from the spoon
i stirred it up with...

I don't know if what
     the pawnshop owner did was
illegal or not.

I mostly just train
     so every day life hasn't
been too expensive.

So sorry to be
     Debbie downer but your news
is not accurate.

Construction, IMO.
     Raw material that is
in a wall somewhere.

If you're on a mac,
     use pinch to zoom in and out!
It's even cooler.

Unlimited plans
     on the other carriers
in the US are $110-$130/month.

Isn't he older?
     I would have liked to see him
punch him in the face.

Just because you hate
     sitting quietly alone
doesn't mean I do.

I used to wear those
     and they have a 4E option.
That's a good keyboard.

And it needs about
     five treatments total to take
care of it for life.

Doesn't look to bad,
     and Jara didn't give a shit
either way. Please do!

I love that these things
     have become more than just "oh
hey I like that too".

Over the summer
     i was quite busy and didn't
talk to her that much.

I eat street food all
     the time, and hardly ever
have faced a problem.

Remember that if
     she is making that claim, it's
on her to prove it.

And then one day he's
     arrested, and everyone
is in a panic.

I'm used to people
     saying stuff like that never
thought twice about it.

That is was going
     on for a bit but he don't
know how to tell me.

Then, I finally
     realized that I just don't like
being committed.

Mac's do this sometimes,
     but I can't remember what
the solution is.

Why are they only
     bringing this up now during
tourism season?

[deleted] I patched
     mine a couple days ago.
Works much better now!

Bigger problem is
     throwing the anti comments
in people's faces.

Over the summer
     i was quite busy and didn't
talk to her that much.

The room went silent
     as I sang this wrong line while
playing a card game.

I like Hogue grips but
     i love the way the target
grips feel on this gun.

unless you have slugs
     :P But yeah you're right Leading
the league in scoring?

That's his only need.
     Early creeps is dumb. Worse, though,
is Ogre Magi.

If you are looking
     for a good case I would look
at HORI cases.

I don't think it's fair
     to dictate who is and is
not a role model.

He's really depressed
     and me being the nice guy
try to cheer him up.

Your boyfriend should be
     inviting you or choosing
not to go with her.

[deleted] Are you
     trying to link me to my own
post here in this thread?

Some Vietnamese
     team still runs Wisp solo mid
and it kinda owns.

Tracy Morgan is
     probably the main reason I'm
turned off by this show.

Most of Apple Store's
     theft is caused by employees
and not customers.

Am I the only
     engineer that can tell when
something is ugly?

Gamer tag? I'm trying
     to get a bunch of people
together to play.

[deleted] Can you
     say, excessive verbiage?
Awesome post, good job.

Doesn't that guy know
     opening an umbrella
inside is bad luck?

Would you want to be
     given a psychedelic
without your knowledge?

What about all those
     virtuous women who don't
always wear purple?

Made me wanna quit
     my job and just go cycling
around the country.

Especially given
     on the thoughts I've been having
in regards to it.

Are you telling me
     that we Delhi people do
things other than rape??

I say could as I'm
     just a software engineer
and not a lawyer.

Trying to have your cake
     and eat it too is dirty
political games.

is there any way
     to remove the "splash screen" when
you open an app?

We, seriously,
     get ice cream when we improve
our Monthly metrics.

[deleted] I will
     say, during the day cover
your shoulders and legs.

The solution here
     isn't to be drunk more, it's
to fix those issues.

I'm sorry your best
     friend did something so shitty...
Sad and pathetic.

Thanks for the info.
     I think Thailand and China
are pretty distinct.

liked it even more
     in that baby video!
I like green the best!

One word: Fuel. He's not
     allowing himself to come
to terms with it though.

Might have to replace
     the atomizer head. Thanks!
Glad you enjoyed it!

I will also eat
     my shoes if Chad Sayers is
not picked in the squad.

Dude definitely
     should have scored one and probably
should have had a brace.

The only bonus
     is that cities are willing
to put in parks now.

However, you guys
     have to be moving forward
through life *together*.

"oh they weren't that bad!"
     It's as if they think there's no
such thing as scope creep.

I don't know how old
     you are, but I remember
all that shit clearly.

The only comment
     I can make to this is run.
Take your kids & go.

Why did I do that?
     Career and relationship.
It's not even close.

Pm to confirm?
     :D [deleted] Patrick Roy
is a fucking bitch.

My only regret
     is that I'm leaving the best
friend I ever made.

Good for you, I'll just
     falcon punch you in the crotch
and not give a damn.

Because I was. So,
     like I said, I don't really
have any advice.

Mind's Eye makes the Hit
     and Strike zones invisible,
but doubles damage.

It doesn't take long
     either, should be either free
or cheap. I don't know.

Killing Arcturus
     obviously means nothing
other than vengeance.

RIGHT!? Yeah, believe me,
     as bad as it sounds, sometimes
I've wished that for him.

Really it's pig shit.
     Literally. Pig shit that is
choking our rivers.

almost everyone
     does until they consciously
train themselves not to.

If its too sticky
     and clumpy maybe you are
boiling it too long?

Sounds like you were young
     enough that vigilante
justice would have worked.

Nothing anyone
     on this site can tell you how
not to give a fuck.

that's a really great
     tip about fooling around
without finishing.

MOST people? op, post
     his info so we can get
this guy! Closely trimmed.

There are many things
     to do, and I still haven't
done all the things there.

I won't be silenced.
     Alright, that's a boulder off
my chest. Thanks a bunch!

Thank you for posting.
     I love everything about
the photos you post.

I actually only
     loosely remember The Man
With the Golden Gun.

I think I may had
     bought pretty much every one
in the aisle now. Oops.

In normal times, their
     stock is good, prices are good,
and shipping is fast.

It's gone. This picture
     is old and does not reflect
the vessel's current state.

She said she couldn't
     answer that because it would
upset her. Red flag.

So far I've got them
     hashing but unsure of how
to get them mining.

So my 'friend' is no
     longer in even seen by
anyone I know.

I feel its a must
     on champions like lee sin
and katarina.

I get a lot more
     making out and massages
which is fantastic.

But our insurance
     companies and execs are
making a killing.

So most soldiers don't
     say shit and it drives them mad
and feeling alone.

Who has a better
     "confused face", Geoff Cameron
or Bruce Arena?

I'm interested You
     know, the core of this question
is pretty heavy.

I'll give it a try.
     Thank you. I wish I could dance
that good. Heresy.

From the beginning:
     Minimum wages may, or
may not be too low.

It's not within bike
     riding distance, but the drive
isn't long at all.

Ex: Insulin has
     receptors to bind muscle,
liver, and fat cells.

[deleted] At least
     he didn't lie and say it was
his friend or something.

Just eat girl, you need
     some curve to that body you're
skinny as a rail!

Keep that brain popping
     out those crazy ideas
son, IM LOVING THEM!

However, that gift
     plays too prominent a role
in most of our lives.

[deleted] I guess
     the words "totals" means something
different where you're from.

They are client side
     developers, not server
side developers.

You cant drop from gold
     back to silver, you just get
matched up against them.

Forerunner construct
     to be exact. I like it.
I feel this way too.

Having been going
     through a tough time, this really
means a lot to me.

Why shouldn't they be
     afforded that same treatment
by our government?

On the state level,
     both a treated in almost
the exact same way.

So much this first point.
     I have a sort of funny
story about this.

I finally got
     the courage to tell my mom
that I had herpes.

It took me four tries
     to go back because i was
hitting your button.

They were theatre
     people and got paid partially
in marijuana.

I guess the saying,
     "You get what you pay for" holds
true for this as well.

Not that that matters.
     Invited my friend over
to smoke and hangout.

Maybe ill push him
     to do that and we can just
take off for a bit.

Not trolling. I don't
     know much computer tech stuff.
I stick to basics.

It just makes the car
     look tall and the wheels look small.
Plus, windows are cool.

[deleted] Or when
     the tissues get low and fall
back into the box.

Please, let us not talk
     about 'global villages'.
There is no such thing.

PM me if you
     have any questions i'll be
more than glad to help.

Another point is
     do you realize what those T
bills are paying for?

If what you're having
     sex with isn't turned on, then
you're doing it wrong.

I'm scared for my life.
     Off subject but.. My sons team
just played Oswego.

Or he does this- Him
     "This song is cool" Me "yea..." Him
"What?" Every. Fucking.

Little did they know
     that he would cause even more
headaches than Lawry!

We used to listen
     to this constantly at work.
It was our theme song.

I'm more pissed that you
     still can only get Baja
Blast at Taco Bell.

I guess it's if you're
     in it for the sportsmanship
or for the numbers.

If this type of move
     works we could see some real change
in the industry.

First off, there's the group
     I grew up with and knew from
my childhood and teens.

The people that run
     the place are super laid back,
helpful and friendly.

Disagreement means
     you spend more time arguing
over who is right.

Just from a quick search,
     collar has more calories,
more fat, less protein.

Thank you for this link
     I don't do that torrent shit...
Story of her life.

For example, if
     the enemy team had good
soldiers or demos?

The morning after
     will be a stinky one, if
you know what I mean.

These guys deserve some
     significant donations
from someone, somewhere.

Thanks for the reply.
     I understand how to go
about losing weight.

I understand how
     to go about losing weight.
At least I think do.