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After a while though,
     he started getting really
resentful toward me.

Really? I've never
     heard anyone have complaints
about there before.

I feel like once you
     get hurt, it's easy to not
give fucks anymore.

I'll be happy if
     we escape this half without
Mexico scoring.

I'm having trouble
     determining whether or
not you're serious.

I'm just saying you
     have the right to be a douche
if you want to be.

Where, exactly, are
     you getting these numbers you
are comparing from?

Buy quality blades.
     I took a dewalt that came
with my miter saw.

Technically, the "Jack"
     in the Infinite story
is Elizabeth.

**Attaching the eyes:**
     Now you will attach the eyes
on top of the head.

Then, upon hearing
     over the glass his victory,
he holds a straight face.

Mission accomplished.
     kraut is fine and dandy but
I prefer 'Jerry'.

I think the show could
     and would survive with Daryl
as the new leader.

Cancer is a much
     more likely end for me or
you or anyone.

Being the closest
     guy to him I ran I there
and took out the guy.

They don't seem to be
     supporting the attack or
shielding the defence.

Correct. Don't worry.
     They can't hurt you any more.
You're safe here with us.

Not at all beyond
     my annual dividend.
Reach is a prequel.

He got mixed up, but
     he did say "alone" never
the less. So one guy.

So when you say "lock
     in conversion rates," you mean
at the time of sale?

She's great for that stuff.
     I'll never tell anyone
the big issues, though.

Just enjoy the fuck
     out of it due to some weird
nostalgia I guess.

so you used the four
     fingers on one hand to cut
off the other hand?

bought the book I swear
     I lived in this exact same
story lol..

I also wouldn't
     generalize that this is
what consultants use.

I show him the parts
     work and everything is fine.
I ask him what's up.

With the new [climate
     change] effects, it may appear
on other servers.

[deleted] And lets
     just put a couple happy
trees in the background.

But that'd take way
     to much effort ...oh. Well, damn.
I stand corrected.

I stand corrected.
     You don't say... Exactly how
I read it, something.

You know he never
     goes *anywhere* without his
cellphone anymore.

"-road again, with all
     the arguments we can find
for and against it.

This song was performed
     at a tribute to the late
and great John Bonham.

And yes, I do turn
     down the radio when black
people are nearby.

gruesome way to go
     I would love to have a 40+year
old Flying Pigeon!

Eating kraft dinner
     Think you might have got the wrong
idea me too.

Some places may not
     abide (because of labor
laws) but a lot do.

I then pulled myself
     up onto the roof, and hid
behind the gable.

Right now I'm taking
     samples three times per day. Thanks!
I'll look into it.

Good for you. That is
     one of the greatest pictures
I have ever seen.

[deleted] One time
     we had chicken and dumpling
soup at summer camp.

Go ahead and buy
     some bigger clothes, if you can
find them on the cheap.

You see, I'm looking
     to team with people who can
actually win a match.

I would be willing
     to do this since the OP took
another offer.

This is the cheapest
     and easiest thing to check,
so check it first. Yep!

Never saw that one,
     so maybe I'm wrong on that.
Thanks for the input.

Theoretically
     this could be used to actually
increase your frame rate.

value on horse prince?
     [deleted] where *exactly*
are you suggesting?

[deleted] Hey there!
     Just checking back and making
sure that you're okay.

Not to say I don't
     like you, yer a good mod, but
I'm just curious.

I know the feeling
     about needing a dealer.
Good luck with your quest.

Yea I actually liked
     Miletich. He didn't seem like
he was full of shit.

Edit: Yes, damn me
     for not keeping up with shit.
Damn me straight to HELL!

You just attach eggs
     on the inside of the sleeves
right before the show.

Safety is strange beast.
     You have to balance safety
with getting shit done.

Just a straight up roll,
     kaiser, hamburger, really
whatever you got.

TAKE THE TIME TO LOOK
     AT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.
LOSE YOURSELF IN IT.

I need foam padding
     so my nipples aren't poking
every ones eyes out.

Something that is all
     one cohesive set, no stats,
fully cosmetic.

If they're extremely
     overweight, I'm honestly
just not attracted.

I didn't want to leave
     positive because to me,
my time was wasted.

One side of my hair
     is longer than the other.
The wind doesn't care.

Give me my damn 2d
     and stop with this resurgent
fad from the fifties.

Amazing. I feel
     like I really got to know
Thirteen through these posts.

I was a player
     long before I was a mod.
I still love playing.

Until I look like
     Jay Cutler... That's aztec you
fucking idiot!

[deleted] Don't get
     too trigger happy, you still
have your cobra out.

Good luck and I'll keep
     you tagged and let you know if
I come across one.

I am not going
     to tell you what you should be
doing with your life.

Are tons of people
     expecting models as their
only companions?

Why wear an ugly
     away uniform at home?
there is no god. thanks!

He did an update
     earlier today that may
have thrown something off.

He told everyone
     and laughed at me and it didn't
end until we moved.

You could live naked.
     You could do whatever you
wish at any time.

If I can leave one
     thing before I go, check out
Barry Goldwater.

Holy hell, I hope
     you were prepared for that one
or had an inkling.

Thank you so so much!
     I will post pictures as soon
as I get a chance.

im confused why you
     followed him to watch him pick
apples Coffee shops.

If you aren't going
     away to college then just
man up and do it.

That said, concentrate
     on the practical (the stuff
that's not in text books).

when I'm at Starbucks
     tomorrow doing homework
I will do it, though.

Then, you give up on
     life and start singing with him.
That is the worst kind.

[deleted] I would
     too, but I'd feel just as bad
if my son got it!

[deleted] There is
     no evidence to support
that urban legend.

So it would take her
     two hours to finish maybe
three simple worksheets.

I think it is fair
     to say that a Scientist
has faith in these tools.

Otherwise you will
     end up with all sorts of crap,
whether good or bad.

It may be that you're
     eating close to maintenance if
your weight is stalling.

Its my damn fault if
     I save scum a game I didn't
want to. I might be!

I never agreed
     to any of the drug laws
or gay marriage laws.

True... except he has
     no memories of raising
John. John raised him. Weird.

Yea because, you know,
     Canadians aren't allowed
in Massachusetts.

Calling me a cunt.
     Im rather a honest cool
ass dude. Serious.

I knew it didn't seem
     quite right, but I couldn't place
my finger on it.

"Thirsty, ain't you? Well,
     I don't see why we couldn't
travel together.

Fuck this joke. As far
     as starting right out of school
I'd say go ahead!

We are always here
     Im disgusted. Their children
will look like zebras.

At that point you can
     just tell em to fuck off though.
Sorry about that!

refrigerator
     [deleted] Weren't you supposed
to blur out that name?

Hope that McDonalds
     doesn't get the best of you
before you sign up.

Oreo Pie is
     really good if you're into
cookies and cream tastes.

Peanut butter pie
     is good but hard to eat more
than a bit of it.

I remember when
     my parents made the efforts
to embrace me too.

When you have power,
     use it to build up people,
not to constrict them.

Also people who
     watch How I Met Your Mother
You know what's funny?

Have you actually looked
     at the election results
from last year at all?

Do you understand
     how gerrymandering works?
That wasn't a joke.

you'll find people are
     willing to pay for someone
to ~~trash~~ pack their gear.

Why is that the first
     thing I thought of when I read
the parent comment?

I had confided
     in her and she made me out
to be a whore. Cunt.

Thus, no exigent
     circumstances authorized
their warrantless search.

Right, because we've all
     finished every little thing
we've ever started?

No use in being
     sorry for what you have no
control over, right?

A diverse approach
     ensures the ability
to respond to change.

This internet fight
     over a girl is getting
really fun to watch.

Alcohol is taxed
     way too much in this country.
Amen. A Lizard!

I'm confident you
     can find a good scholarship
within the next year.

If you keep posting
     shit like this, I will find you
and I will kill you.

also, while i am
     in china where should i go?
hong kong or taipei?

I should think that it's
     more of a 'don't ever stop
dating each other'.

gay couples who want
     children will either adopt
or use in vitro.

it stands for equal
     marriage rights Being picked up,
I freak the fuck out.

And i feel that was
     just to leave the door open
for another game.

It's about that time
     to start tomatoes, peppers,
or eggplant indoors.

Good thought though. The same
     thing would happen to me when
I would play artists!

Independence Day?
     Nice! Wow, looks like DARE actually
got through to some kids.

I've been checking all
     day, anxiously wondering
how I did. Thank you!

Sorry. [deleted]
     All shows? How am i just now
hearing about this?

When I first read this,
     I had no idea Death
was the narrator.

The orange stuff is
     like Tang, and the red stuff is
just great. yeah, you're right.

I prefer walking
     and running because there are
no mirrors outside.

As I am walking,
     I try to focus my mind
on one or two things.

Try it for a day
     or two... I hope it works out...
Story of my life.

This is in my town
     (Brisbane, Australia). It's run
by a white woman.

I'm also a gay
     male, who really loves watching
straight people have sex.

I've only ever
     read the last Rama, I want
to get the others.

Turn left there and ride
     for about a block and you
can cross the river.

I made a rainman
     version a year ago if
you want to watch it.

Are you sure they are
     in Sweden, sounds alot like
Canada to me.

You know it will be.
     They're just humans. You never
know who you may know.

Nice try Wolverine.
     [deleted] Water that is
too pure has no fish.

There will also be
     rogue military factions
vying for power.

Those are some relaxed,
     happy, laid back poopers there.
Awesome. Hey, hey hey!

Anyway, my point
     being, I have no clue what's
going to happen.

keep hearing "DING" "CLANG"
     "THUD"... get lightly struck in shin
with copper jacket.

[deleted] It is
     blowing my mind that Beasley
is still on the pitch.

Broke his collarbone.
     No one ever came to talk
to me about it.

No one ever came
     to talk to me about it.
Congratulations!

Experience his
     love, bitch. Every fucking month.
The Jewish Elvis?

If you've got any
     importing questions, feel free
to check out this guide!

Just. Just wow But if
     bitches are shallow, wouldn't
short fingers work too?

I may still need them
     again but not anywhere
as much as before.

I don't think I was
     as in shape as you were, but
I looked and felt great.

I'm so conflicted.
     On the one hand I kinda
feel like this is cruel?

It's definitely
     one of my favorite quotes from
the entire show.

As far as it's come,
     and it's come a long way, it's
still pretty shitty.

We will talk about
     other dimensions but save
that for a sequel.

then we randomly
     start talking again a few
years after high school.

I am a human.
     I have hands. Raccoons have hands.
I am a raccoon.

Help them when you can.
     Monocle switched eyes after
the first frame. :P IT'S...

Key party? I was
     listening to the Supreme Court
argue this today.

I have a few friends
     who get on my nerves, but not
with their throwing stars.

That's not how it works.
     I love my country, that's why
we fight to change it.

because I assumed
     losing Shields was a big blow.
Maybe not, huh? DIVE!!

Awesome. I'll send out
     some emails for it, and see
who's available.

^^^and ^^^that ^^^kids ^^^is ^^^how
     ^^^I ^^^met ^^^your ^^^mother. Shit you
can see the lasers.

I'll keep up with those
     subs, but those guys are very,
very good it seems.

If I had to guess,
     that's what I'd say is [at least
part of] the problem.

If she is nipping
     your heels, for example, you
can ask her to sit.

Remember, shake well
     to get all the sediment
mixed in with your drink!

Best to just say "thank
     you" when someone does something
nice for you for free.

I had a great time
     (best time of my life) and don't
regret it one bit.

Because a useful
     rare drop at that level can
make things easier.

Lots of turnover
     and lucky as hell he got
away with that one.

And I stood some more.
     And I sort of leaned on one
leg and looked around.

Look for more requests
     for help soon, too, my next piece
is complicated!

If you can't see that,
     you are willingly blinding
yourself to the truth.

Don't submit this if
     you want criticism Learn
to use the throttle.

The name you saw was
     probably just an example
bank name or something.

I know how you feel
     about not wanting to get
rid of band tees though.

I would watch the hell
     out of an entire film
set in Neo Seoul.

Yup im one of them,
     MILWAUKEE BUCKS TAKING HOME
THE TROPHY THIS YEAR.

I still think guys should
     just approach and tell a girl
if he likes her though.

They easily don't
     make the most comfortable
casual shoes, at all.

Then again feet are
     particular, and yours may
be different than mine.

beautiful I like
     this advice, and it's probably
the plan I'll go with.

I was commenting
     more on the sentiment than
on you personally.

I always wondered
     why there was hardly any
music on mobile!

I just saw this thread
     and was tempted to get some
good, fun counting in.

I have gay guy friends
     who are totally into
guns and cars and sports.

Well for my brother
     isn't allergic to fruit.
But he won't eat it.

Desegregation
     doesn't make much sense to me.
Yeah, that's what I mean.

What criteria
     did you use to determine
that he was not smart?

Unusual, maybe.
     Tragic, no. What the hell are
you talking about?

But seriously,
     great work! Second most awesome.
Bacon is DA BOMB.

So what exactly
     was the goal of kill Booker
at the end again?

I would recommend
     the practice, even when you
don't have mortal sins!

It just doesn't fit
     the evidence. Oh, you're good!
Really shot him down.

If you completely
     hate them or worse then you can
always remove them.

I don't want it gone...
     I just want to be able
to toggle titles.

Even if I don't
     agree, I can understand
where you're coming from.