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Each and every day
     I think of something I need
to be grateful for.

I can imagine
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in every day life.

Like making you think
     twice if you want your caster
to shield block or not.

Maybe not massive
     levels of increase, but trace?
that sounds plausible.

Not kindness, not love,
     not even what it is like
to not be in pain.

Even if you don't
     know anything else, you will
still feel pain as pain.

Yea ok. That guy
     has scored very few in his
entire career.

How did you do this?
     Was it freehand or did you
use tape or something?

I can't even paint
     my nails that neatly using
only one color...:(.

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     No. No. No. No. What I am
saying is HELL NO!

Although, it wouldn't
     hurt to voice your opinion
to the company.

What you want to say
     is "I didn't get that from what
you wrote." Fair enough.

His bottom half was
     likely turned to useless fried
meat fused to the ground.

I like my liquor
     bottles more conservative
and minimalist.

If both of you are
     determined to make it work,
it certainly can.

The Ron Paul campaign
     itself is sick of the 'fringe
element' is it?

So half my job on
     these nights was keeping drunk girls
to use the right one.

Those girls meant nothing.
     I don't know why people aren't
agreeing with this.

exactly, i was
     hoping Romo for Ryan
but couldn't sell it.

I also believed
     that balls were just another
word for a penis.

Someone with deeper
     pockets than I needs to tear
one down to find out!

My sales at work jump
     ridiculously, and not
because I'm selling.

I think that after
     that he'd pretty much just be
glad that he's alive.

You know, you're right you
     can do whatever the you
want to each his own.

A compromise is
     to place your hand around her
throat with *no* pressure.

So you're basically
     saying to inverse the 12v
and the ground? This. Is.

Have you tried talking
     to him about how often
YOU want to have sex?

And still better than
     no event at all I think
i'm about to cry.

This girl is clearly
     at the top end of healthy
weight, if not over.

"OH my god, that guy
     said he read a certain book
when he was younger.

All greatly well done.
     Can't forget toy story, Yet
you can't post your proof.

The parker guys should
     be able to explain why
the ground is needed.

Nothing you ever
     do can bring you happiness
or satisfaction.

I think trade should flow
     freely as decided by
the communities.

If smoked sparingly
     not nearly as expensive
as a pack a day.

Spore was the biggest
     disappointment of any
game I've ever bought.

latency so high
     and speeds so low, I also
cannot work with it.

I'll take a lefty
     Rick and a few thou cash, please!
Have a bass. Play it.

I love both movies.
     Yea I agree with ya but
only to a point.

Just sit satisfied
     that know you have the gripping
skills of a gecko.

Personally, I would
     have found that pretty damn nice.
Oh that is gorgeous!

Two minutes into
     the episode my dad starts
talking on the phone.

You cannot increase
     crop yields through family planning
or vaccinations.

Even so, I see
     something wrong with it why should
I not say something?

Have you looked these up?
     Use the internet if you
don't have the papers.

I bring him back some
     too, but oh BOY if he no
happy to see me.

You'll have to speak up!
     I can't hear you over all
this mold in my ears!

Oh, every single
     one of my numbers is up.
Bi? Spawn of Satan.

I think you meant some
     stage developmentally
much earlier. Yes?

Jesus says we should
     ask the Lord not to lead us
into temptation.

No! I'm for the free
     use of drugs, but I don't want
to use drugs myself.

We just repainted
     our guest bedroom and who showed
up to help? The Dude.

Use your brain and think
     really long and hard about
the consequences.

I would consider
     this more of a success kid
than first world problem.

I mean it has grown
     ass pirates, and these little
kids mess their shit up.

I'm in quincy, not
     entirely sure how close
that is to milford.

you're gonna be fine.
     keep your mind on the long term.
there will be tough times.

Many a blunts were
     trapped in my buddy and I's
apartment last fall.

I guess we should just
     ban alcohol then, that will
surely help won't it?

Sure it was easy
     to take the piece, but he leaves
his King wide open.

I also affirm
     that salvation is offered
to all who will come.

Maybe it's because
     you found out they lied to you,
and you feel betrayed.

But I could see you
     pulling off blonde really well!
Those stairs are brilliant.

[deleted] You were
     lucky if your parents didn't
believe in spanking.

How is Kerrigan
     supporting all of that on
just three overlords?

I thought it was just
     hotter than normal kissing
for about two years.

I never really
     wound up doing anything
with it and sold it.

Ok, I'll shower
     with you, turn the water off
and still keep you wet.

I understand why
     you are worried, but it is
really for nothing.

This post is probably
     going to get removed but
until then. NO. ONE.

Yea he has a point,
     that doesn't mean his point is
not retarded though.

I have checked to make
     sure at least ten times during
this conversation.

Texans looks fucking
     sweet, the Browns however, don't
deserve a logo.

Am I the only
     one that sees a cow looking
at the Titans one?

fine ill tip her if
     she takes me to the backroom
and makes out with me.

I mean one 'expert'
     say one thing, the other sais
the complete opposite.

There are so many
     variations, you gotta
enjoy some of them!

I just wish my streak
     wOuld fast forward so I don't
have to keep suffering.

Believe what you like.
     But the facts don't disappear
based on your beliefs.

Stay strong! [deleted]
     There are more males than females
in most age ranges.

The store owner said,
     hey guys, next tuesday you can
play with one banned card.

If you insist on
     acting like an asshole, there's
no way to hide it.

Things like that. Thank you
     for the hope that he could get
more responsible.

it's not the words you
     used, it is how you used them.
You reek of awesome.

awesome short, but bad
     title Only for those who
choose to waste their time...

Thoughts on The Doctor
     having faith in a concept
as broad as kindness?

He's an asshole, sir.
     Dude thank you so much. Did not
even notice that!

public awareness
     is key to any movement.
I'm an idiot.

It doesn't even
     hold up as being stable
over the long term.

Pretty close. To be
     fair, twelve year olds shouldn't be
smoking anyways.

And that's ignoring
     the severe threat he poses
to the other lanes.

From this post I can
     tell people have a very
bad sense of humor.

"Hey Jesus, make sure
     she's got a real thing for Led
Zeppelin. Thanks, man."

As someone who lives
     on the coast, that is a made
up scenario.

It was fun and I'm
     still alive so I guess things
ended up ok!

One huge advantage
     this has over pure bears is
the health globe factor.

I felt like Mike got
     what he deserved for being
such a dick to Walt.

Is that the only
     sort of women who bother
to reply to you?

she was just busy
     doing stuff during the day.
thanks for the tips though.

You are so lucky
     I had dinner plans and had
to play on my phone.

This was when she was
     about twenty, and I was
about seventeen.

I no longer play
     that shit because if you played
one, you played them all.

You join the army
     and then rape the commander
to then nuke the world.

I patented deep
     pockets so I have a right
to what is in them.

They have access on
     paper already, but not
in reality.

She could have been JUST
     finished with her period
like the day before.

[deleted] In all
     seriousness though, you should
probably confront her.

Don't imagine all
     the ways it would go wrong, or
how you would freeze up.

It looks very dark
     and boring like you're going
to a funeral.

I have a hard time
     picking out shoes when your suit
is a little off.

Plus this appeared when
     I wasn't even browsing
for breaking bad stuff.

I dug through the real
     numbers and I am happy
to share my findings.

Get good grades and you
     have a great chance of going
to an Ivy league.

It was It's still there
     even when the battery
is fully removed?

Relax! HAVE A BLAST!
     I'll be back there soon so I'm
super excited!

But the problem is
     not charging for his music.
Some artists do this.

You have to reach out
     and get the help you need on
your own volition.

You're definitely
     in the background of other
people's photos though.

[deleted] annie
     lenox and I'll be happy
to pay them for it.

Ryan's platform is
     to outlaw all abortion
*without exception.

AWESOME! I'd like you
     to explain how you figure
the numbers work out.

You know, just in case
     the Red Tide shows up without
the warning sirens.

Rubbing alcohol
     is your friend Can we please not
do this anymore.

Granted what we saw
     could have been just some random
inmate getting killed.

And if Moe and his
     assistant like it, they'll start
bulk ordering it.

I think that they can
     be very useful to put
your post in context.

I can't tell you how
     many of my Christian friends
got turned off by that.

Unfortunately,
     the real estate bubbles are
also similar.

Also don't write off
     Flynn, he may yet be useful
this year and beyond.

Op seems like a great
     dude, good parent potential
with all of his strength.

It seems that you are
     understanding my post more
than "my clock is wrong".

Should blood donation
     (from healthy adults) also
be mandatory?

That status is HOT.
     For those of us who can't read
shit handwriting, what?

Anything you do
     will make things awkward and might
cost you the friendship.

Inbred. [deleted]
     That just sounds stupid to me
on the internet.

If this is the case
     you are not fighting back, you
are **crushing dissent**.

Well then, good on you
     for not having to do these
things to stay afloat.

I prefer it when
     we fly under the radar
and don't get our due.

This is one of those
     times where the risk just pays off
in absolute spades.

I don't know why, but
     that sounded so cool after
I said it out loud.

I can't shoot a gun,
     however, so you probably
know more than I do.

You've got to start by
     first scent marking the boarders
your territory.

Knowing when the dough
     is ready for the next step
is hard to explain.

An allegation
     which I'd like to see some proof
shown for, personally.

But it was too late,
     I was already falling.
Down into the void.

Yeah definitely
     the intimidate thing is
potentially huge.

With soap *and* shampoo.
     I pride myself in it's fresh
scent and cleanliness.

That must have taken
     forever to stencil out
and cut. Looks great though.

Awesome! :D You are
     now tagged as 'Fellow Kiwi'.
Congratulations.

At least the last show
     I went to, last summer, there
was no one with him.

Just when I thought you
     could not get any worse, you
go and prove me wrong.

You'll never be caught
     with your pants down and your thumb
on Y or something.