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Maybe someone lost
     their fingers in the interim.
Tis a gut feeling.

I really doubt Boyd
     will be with the team next year,
for many reasons.

prisoner's dilemma?
     I am russian and I feel
exactly the same.

Christ, I cant believe
     i've just evaluated
porn in such a way.

So I am not sure
     if this is a positive
or negative thing.

You'll remember what
     Reality is at some
point in the future.

WOW THANKS I ALMOST
     FORGOT I NEEDED TO **SUCK
MY OWN DICK** TODAY.

Actually, anything
     by Night Ranger is pretty
awesome in general.

Picked her up?! Damn, you
     must have some insane muscles
or some good steroids.

I'm pretty sure most
     people say the kitchen should
close at nine, not six.

If not, you will be
     more than happy with the base
model glossy screen.

If you haven't heard
     stuff from their first album, then
you should check it out.

Would a suicide
     suspension restrict movement
in the arms and back?

Everyone is trying
     to make you feel better but
that's just pathetic.

Or something that is
     not nearly as important
as he thinks it is.

Also I did click
     save password, since my phone still
stays logged in Fog man.

It was one of the,
     "Make the most ridiculous
faces you can." threads.

i told them i was
     unemployed but the lady
said it didn't matter.

If you have no one
     to peel people off of you,
you will die a lot.

(This was years ago,
     hard for me to remember
exactly) Thank you!

You've been rebutted
     sir, multiple times now by
multiple people.

Damn lady, I can't
     control these things. I'm sorry.
Wow, that is awesome!

I sleep with a shirt
     on and know many fellas
who also do this.

[deleted] Right now:
     No time; too busy. That is
just hilarious.

From experience
     I've learned there is no such thing
as a "good texter".

It's the easiest
     way to talk to my stream while
I play, I'm sorry!

Wouldn't you agree
     that to make that claim one must
show the evidence?

Chicks that would double
     up on a guy like me Fear
is the mind killer.

This doesn't depend
     on the one doing it, but
on the ones listening.

I told her, and then
     she asked how much it weighed when
the hard drive was full.

I'm sure OP will be
     back to address this, so let's
just sit back and wait.

Don't stop! Too many
     people forget to slow down
and smell the flowers.

[deleted] Nailed it.
     Thank you, sir or ma'am! Yeah, Peace
Walker is in it.

[deleted] Feel free
     to read the entire post
before commenting!

Hell, that's how WE were
     treated in high school, at work,
or even at home.

You nearly shut down
     every suggestion that has
been given to you.

Inertia Thank you!!
     I don't give a fuck whether
you're impressed or not.

I just want to make
     sure they can accommodate
our 40ish users. Oh.

[deleted] Did you
     file any paperwork by
yourselves already?

I've read the so called
     "fox news polls" that claim they are
the most misinformed.

It's obviously
     minimalist shoes, because
I use them. Come on.

I'm actually having
     trouble understanding how
attractive you are.

If he loses all
     emotional attachments,
what's to corrupt him?

But it really sucks
     when this happens right before
songs that have slap lines.

If I get to see
     that dynasty, then I'll take
the Super Bowl wins.

[deleted] Nice try,
     Trojan Man. lol u
get it lol?

It is. I also
     believe they don't understand
what "LOL" means.

Add a little heat
     to it and the loctite should
soften up a bit.

Also to let you
     know, I was under any
kind of "influence".

That is if Rousey
     gets past Kaufman this weekend,
which is no given.

Hopefully somewhere
     central as Kyoto lounge is
up in manchester.

Also, I'd rather
     listen to Boston than rap
too, but not by much.

Here's how I've always
     seen it see it: Geek: Smart guy.
Nerd: Likes 'nerdy' things.

"Fuck" is a bad word,
     but you can say "have sex" or
"darn" or whatever.

They're moderated
     by different people, and are
geared towards different things.

Not the current ones, but
     maybe the ones that'll drop
after the 2h buff.

It actually helped him
     with his job because it smelled
horrible back there.

You absolutely
     have to freeze milk duds Your hair
looks nice, no worries.

This isn't today
     or tomorrow sort of thing,
but it's possible.

A tidal wave will
     rise in the harbor, turning
over the Duck boats.

[deleted] Because
     everyone is moving in;
we'll do this next week.

I can pretty much
     play each individual
section pretty well.

Whatever no big
     deal, we make appearances
here and there sometimes.

[deleted] Found him!
     He's the guy pouring water
onto that kid's head.

I'm pretty sure all
     the lost freshman can be seen
on the hoods of cars.

Or maybe I just
     pissed off a moderately
sized group of people.

I had a girl come
     over and I asked her if
she wanted a drink.

You just need enough
     balls and selfish ambition
to finish the task.

I don't care about
     the little semantic world
you are inventing.

DURING the parade?
     Like, in front of everyone?
That *is* a challenge.

I might as well be
     insulting Neil, or Sagan.
You want to hate me.

Yes, there are people
     who developed from hardships
and failed parenting.

A lot of hardcore
     fallout players might get mad
if they do it wrong.

But I'd kinda like
     to make love to you tonight!
More power to you.

Most people in Kings
     Landing only need a price
as Ned quickly learned.

If it's good... and cheap...
     buy it The one up west is
for wheat and sorghum.

They are expensive.
     In other words, I do not
think we do. Sorry.

Many think they can,
     but when they try, they return
to hardcore drinking.

I'd name her Phoney.
     (That was a holocaust joke
that I made. Get it?

I have all of these
     guys but I can't come around
to opening them.

[deleted] I'd love
     to see Chant of Resonance
baked into the class...

If you were to come
     back to WoW, August 28th
is the perfect time.

Here in Italy
     the austerity measures
hit us hard, too hard.

Would have happily
     sent it to you, would rather
see it go to use!

That was a very
     traumatic experience.
That was heart pounding.

Pretty sure they will
     still have a bit of trouble
seeing the products.

Unless she was deaf
     dumb and blind she would know there
are two different things.

I sweat directly
     into dough when making bread.
Gives it more flavor.

:D I'm vegan but
     I've occasionally eaten
eggs from a friend's farm.

He's hiding something
     and the public has a right
to know what that is.

As far as I know
     the filming process does not
do things in order.

Just on a table
     not in bed so the laptop
can breathe properly.

So every new champ
     would get rented with IP by
millions of players.

That makes sense to me
     and that's kind of similar
to what you've written.

Not one of the most
     impressive coasters out there,
but for a dollar?

I have a friend who
     was like them but now he is
accepting of gays.

I don't mind, I am
     super pumped to have gotten
so much done so far!

But now that it's done,
     I've finally made it on
to 1st year Physics.

My car is paid off,
     and her car has two years left
on a three year loan.

The camera couldn't
     even keep up with it from
the second angle.

How many people
     are really stealing someone's
phone and cracking it?

He's got some pretty
     cool things, check it out Thank you
for the quick answer.

Maybe they open
     up a drawer and smack themselves
in the head with it.

I switched to a more
     neutral shoe and it hasn't
happened again since.

Wood eventually
     sinks as it absorbs water
and starts to decay.

I heard about his
     parents, his plans for grad school,
his car... you name it.

Why not? Why would you
     not be interested in what
doctors have to say?

I agree with him
     for what he is trying to do
and hope it works out.

Romaine lettuce is
     okay though, and it might be
something they enjoy.

It is but if it's
     in the other corner, it's
really not that bad!

I hope you enjoy
     that I'm a new a watcher
on your DA channel.

Also, how much do
     one of your commissions cost?
But enough questions.

I'd just take a break
     from the solids for a bit
and then try again.

Took him a second
     or two to realize it could
be on its way out.

I don't even know
     this person through anything
but the Internet.

This is the first thing
     any company who makes
flash games will tell you.

Maybe in a few
     years, but I think Hamilton
needs something else first.

This is fantastic!
     No, I'd be fucking happy.
I'm not from Texas.

Or holding onto
     classified information
is not illegal?

Outside where I work
     there was literally a crowd
gathered to see it.

when someone says "real
     life cake day" i want to shoot
myself in the head.

The dad was at work,
     he would presumably be
home in a few hours.

Glad it did get there.
     =D Share the (obviously
wicked awesome) love!

We have a rover
     on Mars, but when do you plan
to put a man there?

Plenty of people
     have children as teenagers
and are great parents.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
     Edit: also, where the fuck
did you learn english?

But, none of us are
     exempted from having those
opinions challenged.

I loved the instance.
     It was extremely well done
and had fun bosses.

My question is how
     do I make the new phone give
the correct auth codes?

I ain't even sad
     I'm inclined to disagree
with your choice of mint.

60k a year isn't
     super wealthy but it is
hardly "scraping by".

If not, you might like
     'em. Dude is definitely
not phoning it in.

I can normally take
     both, unless it's poorly done
and not humorous.

I hate to be *that*
     guy, but the word you're looking
for is anecdote.

[It's because honey
     badger doesn't give a shit;
he does what he wants.

It would probably be
     worth it for you if you like
thrillers with dark themes.

I've never tried raw
     eggs on my hair, but I've heard
both sides about them.

Try again. Well if
     you don't want a ride then I'm
going back to bed.

A compromise means
     everyone got a little,
and gave a little.

The question is where
     will I be stung? In the crotch?
On the arm or head?

As much as I hate
     breeding for color, I'd like
someone to breed one.

Since reading this, I've
     noticed his books in almost
every used book store.

So you guys server
     hopped to get an advantage?
Is that what it is?

I was the lucky
     one getting those for her, day
after day... Let's see...

But the website makes
     you think you'd need a second
mortgage to buy some.

The game doesn't come
     out for like another week
or two, doesn't it?

Well, no, but sleeping
     in your car is different than
sleeping on campus.

Why? A. It isn't
     my kid, I couldn't care less
what happens to it.

you can already
     do that in allot of games
like peep mode and such.

The question is how
     to balance or skew among
these priorities.

I'm not sure that has
     to do with race, it might just
be incidental.

I did everything
     with my left hand and never
worried about it.

I've felt similar
     fears about muggings, but they're
not the same as rape.

Getting the call right
     should always be the number
one priority.

I wasn't drunk or
     high I just thought it would be
funny, I was wrong...

I've got a question.
     Most games don't give me much grief
playing with Dvorak.

Where are you located?
     Pretty much wherever you
are, there will be clubs.

Helps a lot, but don't
     do it if you think you'll piss
yourself in your sleep.

I was prominent
     in the background of what is
now Impact Wrestling.

Also kill babies
     and shit, blood and guts, AHA.
Napalm sticks to kids.

Your password should be
     long with no words in it, mixed
numbers and symbols.

Against skeletons,
     I always time my blocking
to match with his shots.

As someone who has
     seen this whole debate before,
I can confirm that.

if you make your own
     food chances are that it will
taste better as well.

Much inspired! GOOD!
     I've been thinking about you
since I read your post.

Press charges!!! If not
     for you, then for the next girl
he could do this to!

All evidence points
     to her being a junkie
and overdosing.

And I agree. "Feel
     good" comments is not my thing.
And never will be.

Exactly, who needs
     the Constitution or Due
Process anyway.

Oh my god you are
     touching him a little bit
now they will fire you!

Thanks anyways. :P
     [deleted] Doesn't every
one baptize their cars?

Anything you put
     on the web can easily
be distributed.

I just thought that I'd
     try to explain why the show
is about nothing.

So if you want more
     toned arms, you just need to lose
fat and build muscle.

His comment. That is
     not going to deliver
the state for romney.

Do you own a shop?
     Is that the deal? One that didn't
get the Nike gig?

Same with bars, I don't
     care if the owner loves you,
you make him money.

You can't play with friends
     otherwise, since the server
fills up so quickly.

Did anyone ask
     you to join or inspire you
to join? That's awesome!

Same here [deleted]
     Sir.... The handle of the spoon
is covering your eye.

I just hate people
     passing judgement on people
for no good reason.

step two is to then
     piss yourself and you should be
completely bug free!

There needs to be some
     type of data base with all
their information.

[deleted] This is
     kind of like Shutter Island,
I'm pissed about it.

The brace injected
     artificial cartilage.
I read that somewhere..

Or they are also
     open on Saturday from
I think 9am to noon.

:P Apparently,
     people here don't seem to pick
up sarcasm well.

The Wallabies should
     be considering a new
coach in this instance.

Now look here Stalin,
     we ain't in no Commie North
Korea. You're welcome!

I barely moved from
     my bed and then kept falling
asleep on the floor.

I'd say it wouldn't
     be any worse than any
other flat surface.

i couldn't even
     think of his original
name for a second.

Don't think I'm singling
     yours out as bad, 'cause I'm not!
Now, time for the meat.

Don't make assumptions
     when you **obviously** don't
know the whole story.

If you don't like just
     leave, you're not obligated
to comment on here.

Shit!!! I was gonna
     say it but I didn't wanna
be so specific.

One of the very
     few images I always
laugh out loud seeing.

Temp positions are
     still being filled in Brisbane
but not the regions.

Then I saw the whole
     colony of brainless crew
and I was on edge.

They would spend three weeks
     in July together, plus
more at training camp.

Each and every day
     I think of something I need
to be grateful for.