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They actually ended
     up yelling in each other's
faces over it.

I thought those guys were
     all about democracy
and freedom and such.

Without ignition
     priority it also
hurts the card a lot.

One of the best shows
     I ever saw and I loved
the main character.

So, injury free
     doesn't equate to the same
person as before.

I love house music,
     because it's very upbeat
and energetic.

I saw your picture
     in the Walmart thread. You fine.
Don't lose anything.

Especially if you
     want to be friends with members
from the opposite sex.

(yes I am a guy
     that can easily have girls
that are friends only).

No matter how much
     effort into ensuring
my friendships stay strong.

Yeah I was talking
     about Eli, not Brady.
What a lovely view.

Would you say that you'd
     do the giveaway before
this week is over?

The Linux kernel
     supports it, that's why it works
on android. Chile?

I thought you were just
     being unreasonably
expecting of Valve.

How much money would
     bosh or love make from shooting
this one commercial?

So changed everything
     make sure safe I'm Mexican.
We're pretty awesome.

*Edit: I a word.
     As a Dane, i can confirm
this, and i am proud.

The question is, how
     can that be done in a way
that makes for a fun?

Hate to tell you but
     usury IS "typical
Jewish behavior."

~~And I'm never asked
     to take pictures with female
walmart employees.

[deleted] Have you
     seen the way TV shows type
while on computers?

Your days of evil
     deeds and princess capturing
are over, Ice King!

We were already
     standing there at the bus stop...
I love that movie!

Most conservatives
     claim that science does not know
as much as it says.

They are both, for all
     intents and purposes, dead.
I miss him a lot.

Good to know! Thanks. Now,
     doing that doesn't dry them
out or anything?

But hopefully you've
     at least met these dudes sometime
in your dating life.

but it's exactly
     what we're doing, and what we'll
continue to do.

The smoke signalling
     thing could be crafted with sticks
and a flint and steel?

It's this sort of thing
     that RUINS pet ownership
for the rest of us!

Thanks. This kills the man.
     Oh for sure, I understand
where you're coming from.

So you mean to say
     he was *originally* from
the late first era.

Don't be late next time.
     Alright, thanks man. I Really
appreciate it!

I would be a lot
     more excited if this were
the final season.

What's more, the sentence
     in question also suffers
from a comma splice.

He would barely lose
     anything by giving me
what's rightfully mine.

FAIL Jesus, if you
     blow something this simple there
is no hope for you.

Are we not allowed
     to call out lies when they are
presented as facts?

I don't understand
     why the water temple is
so hard for people.

You did not choose this,
     and there isn't a lot you
can do about it.

I told him on our
     first date about my disease
and what it entails.

But I am just one
     man, and my legion numbers
over six thousand.

Hope it gets fixed soon.
     Aikman? Oh well, sometimes things
just aren't made for you.

The mere fact that you
     see ads means the poster is
not an a lister.

It just seems very
     different from the baptist church
in America.

Yeah, the record is
     alright but they're 10x better
to listen to live.

[deleted] Are you
     gonna lose the division
to him this year too?

Correct, Hamilton
     crashing into Massa if
I remember right!

Nope. It's not even
     technically a Jack White song,
but a White Stripes song.

If legality
     is important, then the bag
cannot be opened.

If I did I'd be
     sure to join your friend group though.
Well played. well thank you.

There are some pretty
     huge (think trash can lid sized shells,
I have witnessed this.)

You take care of him.
     The last year has been pretty
rough for all involved.

I hope so. Well, if
     you never want to get laid
again, you're welcome!

Sprint hands down still has
     the best individual
plan on the market.

Instructions weren't clear
     enough, I got my pick stuck
in a ceiling fan.

I finally asked
     for one for Christmas two years
ago and got one.

even if it means
     getting his greasy shitty
taco bell faster.

Seems like they had some
     nice ladies on stage as well.
He took someone's life.

HOW!!??? Yeah, there's also
     sex, but is that really all
you can focus on?

I wish you success.
     i thought it was "fuck the what"
for the longest time.

Sharing is caring.
     Cool, please do. Cool. Thanks. Ok,
well, you got me there.

Well, shit. I have no
     idea what you said, but
you ride a great bike.

You have too many,
     I removed your other post,
and approved this one.

The kind of person
     who only listens to FOX
news and nothing else.

Does have a hard time
     finishing the job without
help from teammates though.

This, luckily, is
     only the case with VERY
FEW Jews that I know.

I will help people
     in my life if it gains me
something in return.

So you put a dress
     on him and paraded his
body around town?

And all the agents
     could take the form of any
human, not just Smith.

That's the hardware you'll
     need to get smash to show up
on your computer.

Gambling one's life meant
     gambling a few years living
just above a slave.

Here is a concept:
     Economies rely on
the environment.

The only good thing
     i've found in comparison
to US is healthcare.

Only issue is
     that third parties have the key
as well. You. Utter.

Regardless, he still
     has to go to Sweden though,
that's immutable.

And there is a trait
     that removes conditions when
you heal anyway.

It is something weird
     about myself that I think
is a positive.

It took both of us
     being absolutely still
during the tattoo.

This one actually seems
     nice and reasonable so you
got pretty lucky.

Vinca minor or
     vinca major works wonders.
I can confirm this.

My first Olympic
     is in a couple of weeks
and I'm feeling great.

:O yes please Don't get
     zoned to Van Buren (high school
zoned for Bellerose).

EVERY SINGLE TIME!
     That's pretty much all I've got.
You'll figure it out.

She didn't get the ball.
     Bam. I know two people who
were IT recruiters.

If I remember,
     the narrative explained why
he was doing it.

Isn't there a nu
     metal forum that would be
more appropriate?

I hear people say
     this but others say it was
never said. What specs?

:P I TOLD YOU GUYS
     MICHAEL CERA HAS A FAN!
Doesn't Mitt know this?

I did that because
     I'm sure there are others who
will feel the same way.

So much protein! yeah,
     the cream coloured ones throw me
off sometimes as well.

The point is fancy
     and technological just
aren't his style. no point.

His response? He did
     the Nelson, "ha ha" laugh from
the Simpsons. Charming!

I'd be more concerned
     about the almost empty
toilet paper roll.

Wow that is awful,
     how often does that occur?
Yes sir, yes it did.

It doesn't actually
     do anything, you can't draw
conclusions from it.

It's like everything
     I've said has been in one eye
and out the other.

In your opinion,
     what would the ideal response
to that question be?

[deleted] **Coffee
     Stop** "Black with some room?" "How are
you feeling Mr.

"Occupy" did just
     that, they just didn't realize that's
what they were doing.

[deleted] I find
     phalanges to be the best
tools for that purpose.

Its the extra skin
     you get between your jaw line
and neck as you age.

I really enjoyed
     the last one or should I just
dawn my pirate hat?

I've never passed out,
     but by the end my brain is
completely useless.

-are you planning on
     losing a significant
amount of more weight?

No, you were right, I'm
     looking for the article
that talks about it.

If you like the sauce,
     you can buy it from Whole Foods
in the area.

Aside from making
     arrows, flint and steel, using
as an easy bridge...

Yay Do you think you
     know better than the ancient
Greeks? Of course you don't.

If you get your way,
     no one else will be allowed
to have opinions.

Man you don't know shit.
     Push up what? I wish I got
free hemp in the mail...

I really just don't
     understand how someone could
get through life like that.

Yeah, I was thinking
     about that and trying to get
the Realm first [something].

I want nothing more
     than to end this fucking streak.
And justice was served.

People often say
     the world would be better off
without religion.

Go to the first few
     events that your RA sets up
and meet some people.

That said, this is what
     I did, and it's the only
advice I can give.

My fingers would be
     like that every practice if
I didn't use that stuff!

She can't *choose* to love
     you any more than you can
choose to not love her.

Weight lifters don't work
     on the same muscles every
day for a reason.

Nah, I'm gonna play
     on servers that restrict it.
It's more fun that way.

Better question, would
     she get half of the assets
upon the divorce.

Even if you could
     get away with it, the core
problem still remains.

someone can't just look
     at you and say whether or
not you have had them.

But he is Trouble,
     but he is little trouble.
Yes, they do, sadly.

That's not Resident
     Evil. They'll just make Bishop
check it out instead.

If it just comes down
     to looks, I'll definitely
stick with the micro.

I don't know if it's
     because I used a code or
what, but I'll keep trying.

However, that has
     so far been the exception
to the rule for me.

It was beautiful,
     with a great head fake and eye
fake and everything.

If you can come up
     with page references, I would
appreciate it.

Root canals really
     aren't that bad, as long as you
have a good dentist.

And if you're having
     trouble keeping your timing
down, work on your kicks.

Know your own limits.
     Don't give in just because "Oh
but he's my husband".

People care about
     things that are harder to get
more then things that aren't.

From what others on
     here have said I feel the coop
is pretty secure.

I always wonder
     if I'd stand there and shit, or
leap into action.

I grew up in New
     England and the first name was
common there as well.

Definitely film
     the build. Film the whole process.
People love that shit.

You're just wrong and don't
     know what you're talking about.
There's a big difference.

I don't even think
     the current youth will be able
to speak it that pure.

And... what do you mean
     when you say "in his defense,
he was fucking drunk"?

He starts out with what
     he believes are definite
lines drawn in the sand.

a knee to the face
     then wow you hit the nail on
the head with this one.

stacked card is stacked It's
     the only continuous
dream I've ever had...

The situation
     would be different, if you want
to play just one race.

The same would be true
     if I was dating someone
who was a size two.

I am completely
     banned from entering certain
public areas.

sex with your ex was
     great, I don't know what you are
complaining about?

Universally
     recommended shoes posted
without an outfit?

He's a Vikings fan.
     Draco and Scorpio are
both constellations.

When giving birth, there
     are lots of special hormones
to help the process.

If all the COD kids
     went to Halo, it would be
incredibly fun.

Does that mean that you
     don't value what our veterans
did back in the war?

If all six pitchers
     pitch well, then we've got a "good
problem" on our hands.

It is the only
     thing we can do anything
about anyhow.

I went for a bike
     ride and read some Bukowski
under a nice tree.

The problem comes when
     people get too far into
this sunk cost bullshit.

lol agreed,
     can't wait for the chilly air
and festivities!

Every character
     isn't reliant on Walt
for development.

You can read about
     their **face to face** interviews
to confirm numbers.

Nope, but Oakville is
     THE place to be when it comes
to drive in movies.

This was basically
     what he replied with. Yes [name].
Slavery was great.

Female coworker:
     Wow that's really cool. Do you
know anyone there?

you realize you can
     choose to not put a filter
on your photos, right?

Someone who is done
     serving their prison term should
be allowed to vote.

That's exactly what
     I thought! But I have been friend
zoned by guys before.

This is exactly
     whats happening, I'm not sure whats
going on at all.

I grew up with large
     breed dogs and I currently
own a Saint Bernard.

Hopefully, someday
     he will see that, but for now
things are very hard.

It should be showing
     exponential growth, rather
than gradual growth.

I'm not sure. I don't
     know what kind of freaky porn
you watch. I don't know.

Pretty pathetic,
     but you made your bed, so lie
in it little guy.

It's really stupid
     how some people care enough
to correct others.

I think most people
     won't do the right thing if it's
too inconvenient.

Are you suggesting
     he can't be Batman because
his name is Robin?

She criticizes
     Link and only seeks to get
back to her brother.

You probably need new
     seals all around and a new
caliper piston.

All the weapons from
     the Sleeping Dogs pack are OP
compared to others.

Is that the oil slave
     guy in the hold of the big
ship in Waterworld?

Whether or not you're
     the same person who raped me
is irrelevant.

I would give Johan
     one or two more starts before
considering this.

You can easily
     avoid that simple device
with a screwdriver.

Okay, I can now
     wrap my head around the whole
"light is a wave" thing.

Nice video but
     there *must* be a faster way
to clean that paintbrush.

It makes the flights much
     more exciting, especially
during turbulence.

Globally. All wrapped
     in baby blue. "Its Monday.
Monday's Bongo Day."

scoop out the resin
     and smear it on a rolling
paper and it'll work.

Oh ok good good.
     So yea, I think baby steps
is the way to go.

Who cares what she feels
     at any given moment?
Feelings aren't static.

If it's anything
     like the original it'll
be awesomely bad.

Sure she feels guilty,
     but she also made the choice
to be with that man.

Find a partner, not
     just someone who will suck you
dry emotionally.

[deleted] I throw
     mine in the washing machine
every couple months.

My question is, will
     you release the raw data
from your trip to Mars?

Whatever happens,
     you will be in a better
place than you are now.

Matt Appleton from
     Goldfinger is with the band
now, playing the sax.

I know, right. I can't
     think of any reason not
to update Java.

She is my best friend,
     and I spend most of my time
(and best time) with her.

Immediately
     thought of Get Fuzzy comic,
[He's pointy side up!

Maybe someone lost
     their fingers in the interim.
Tis a gut feeling.