Reddit Haikus

Robotic warfare
     is the more cowardly than
suicide bombings.

Ha. I like how South
     Dakota just refuses
to participate.

You've missed the beta,
     keep up Paying for to use
the bathroom. Fuck that.

The proverbial
     towel BITE THE PILLOW, CLEVELAND.
WE'RE GOING IN DRY.

Do you think he was
     the best guitarist to walk
on your studio?

Wherever the wind
     is blowing I used to be
bullied in high school.

For the DVD
     only, a guest actor says
"Get In" or something.

It's amazing how
     much scripture focuses on
helping ALL the poor.

First of all: Where do
     you find all the energy
to do what you do?

Having started off
     on a sitcom, what do you
look for in a role?

might be expensive
     and take some time, but what are
the alternatives?

Maybe keep the last
     one for now so you don't just
have a blank profile.

Please, I wish wind got
     equal subsidy treatment
that oil and gas got.

As a Denver fan,
     Thomas has been exceeding
all expectations.

Hopefully Gerry
     can bring some stability.
...you can add me too!

Thanks for the minus
     points because you don't agree
with me. Real mature.

What do you think you'd
     be doing if you hadn't
become an actor?

[deleted] I like
     the purple ones but the mint
ones are nice also.

It was great being
     in the live audience when
you were on Conan!!

[deleted] Gotta
     start off with saying that you're
one of my heroes.

At the lower priced
     stalls, you can twist them open
with a fingernail.

So dumb. I got white
     because it was the only
color the store had.

I've literally heard
     every single one of those
points dozens of times.

Nope, just an almost
     century old school that had
no renovations.

Lol, I think
     you're in over your head here,
but OK, let's play.

People have no ice
     in their homes in Canada,
just on the outside.

If you're not listening
     to music what do you wish
you were listening to?

I honestly don't
     know what to suggest, or I'd
have done it myself!

Notification
     are for the account that is
currently signed in.

scientology
     is the mark of a feeble
and gullible mind.

my wife kinda sleeps
     like that too, but her hands are
covering her nipples.

The first is start some
     type of martial arts and train
really hard at it.

Have you seen The Room?
     If so, what are your thoughts on
that film? Please be true!

The second coming
     is upon us, and Jesus
has returned to earth.

[deleted] it says
     bret hart was ostracized from
wrestling afterwards.

*sandstorm* What do you
     call a group of black people
running down a hill?

[deleted] People
     think I'm crazy when I say
something about that.

She could feel autumn
     was coming**,** and soon the cruel
winter would be back.

The president pays
     for the housekeeping, the food
he eats, and the chef.

I hope you never
     piss off another person
on Earth. It's not right.

Don't worry Browns fans.
     If the Colts tank you can draft
Teddy AND Clowney!

I congratulate
     you and taking your first step.
Don't take your life please.

Then no compression.
     I do the same thing, it's all
about strategy.

And also means you
     can take them to court if you
have poof it's yours. Me?

If the child is left
     alone like that and acting
out, report neglect.

[deleted] well thank
     you very much, and sorry
my internet sucks.

It's pathetic when
     people think it's desperate when
you respond quickly.

I guarantee you
     there are some parents beating
some asses right now.

If you release them
     all at once you have to pay
for them all at once.

[deleted] That's cool
     and all, BUT HOW DID YOU FIT
A COUCH IN YOUR VAN?

Horus Rising is
     excellent but the next two
are total messes.

Give the guy a break,
     all he wants to do is get
mad hop and mad flop.

Woman was a cunt,
     glad she got fired (if OP's
follow up is true).

The older you get,
     the more familiar you are
to your surroundings.

Even super glue
     or great stuff in a can would
be giving a shot.

Tony. He's a leech.
     No I might be. Stand up or
improv comedy?

So please think before
     you go grabbing for a brick
to break his skull with.

We enjoy them but
     what is this "happiness" thing
people are feeling?

I have some free time
     today, I'll try to catch up!
I've seen it used here.

Oh really. I drove
     my car on Accident street
earlier today.

(Or maybe top five
     if it's too hard to narrow
down to just one?) Thanks!

I do not like our
     current president nor the current
federal government.

I don't begrudge them
     for a second, for teaching
the things they believed.

I'd probably convince
     myself to jump off too while
trying to talk them down.

That is a really
     great way to go about things.
Thanks for the feedback.

My Girl. If you don't
     cry when Macaulay Culkin
dies you aren't human.

The opponent set
     you up, countered your pet swap,
and is rewarded.

Try getting a walk
     without your fancy steroids!!
what did Halo make?

Side note: I learned how
     to read from wheel of fortune
and Sesame Street!

Maybe check how well
     Rampant went if you avoid
reasonable questions.

This is new... I like
     the way you did this, *but* there
are a few problems.

Fire sale? We didn't get
     rid of anyone who was
producing for us.

But I shouldn't be
     required to read the book you
read to debate you.

Keep up the great work!
     Anyway, my question is
How are you today?

Great idea or
     GREATEST idea? And do
you have any notes?

Then the others would
     proceed to try to robin
the others arrows.

*Everyone* must seem
     like a lord of shit when you
don't have an asshole.

Thanks. I'll try again.
     I do feel some emotions,
but only a few.

They've grown up thinking
     that instead of social skills,
what they need is STUFF.

I am just worried
     about getting the skin tone
and blending perfect.

No mature person
     I know reads into message
respond time like that.

Restart steam. Start game
     until it is done loading.
Plug controller in.

Offer? I agree
     with everything this man said,
except the opposite.

It shouldn't. As long
     as it's daytime it shouldn't
matter where you are.

If you want a grad
     degree you may have to go
to another state.

The police will be
     involved if you're torturing
animals for fun.

It also protects
     the buyer just in case you
aren't selling your car.

Probably not a good
     idea for Cameron
Hey Joe, love your stuff!

This is my nightmare.
     That's why when you call Dell, you
always hit Spanish.

My brain almost shut
     down after reading a good
portion of those posts.

Based on the comments,
     I assumed so. I wanted
to verify, though.

What's a hassle is
     to try to change stuff you're not
quite sure you can change.

What I find scary
     is to have dementia,
or being locked in.

But it is useful
     for protein folding, which is
all I care about.

By the time her foot
     was back on the ground, my right
foot had left the ground.

How was it working
     with Bruce Willy, the greatest
actor of our time?

Your post will also
     be removed if the genre
tag starts with a year!

I see a no AH
     situation as being
very similiar.

What would you suggest
     because I would love to work
with you and your team?

I am constantly
     being asked by strangers if
everything's okay.

Yeah, chicks that look like
     ducks I don't know that you need
"really good" earplugs.

[deleted] No, just
     that logic and reason don't
seem to work with you.

She had a hardcore
     christian health teacher that taught
abstinence only.

serendipity
     Have you ever done acid?
Should i do acid?

I know it's in north
     jersey, but its so worth it.
Bacon cheeseburgers.

If I try to talk
     to her for too long I lose
control of the dream.

Nobody talks shit
     about the Dan. Nobody!
That's a lot of jokes.

Higher brain functions
     are quite literally higher
up inside the skull.

Who is she? This was
     by far, my favorite comment.
Not sure what you mean.

It is being kept
     safe so no other asshole
can ruin our work.

From the little I've
     read about him, that doesn't
surprise me at all.

If I were you I'd
     try to get a receiver
better than Douglas.

When I was a kid
     I used to see that number
all over the place.

Furthermore, these are
     crack heads who have already
had a daily dose.

This is important.
     Send me a list and I'll see
what I can scrap up.

Well played sir. Well, I'm
     out for a bit, I feel like
I'm bad luck right now.

Courts can't ban cases,
     they can choose not to hear them
and dismiss them though.

They need not worry
     about rape Nah, he'll probably
send it via mail.

And the sooner you
     get in, the more effective
the treatments will be.

When I was little,
     Angels in the Outfield was
my favorite movie.

Tom hardy, I KNOW
     you cam hear me No Selling
champs is pay to win.

The US does as well.
     No I've seen this on the pea
coats we sell as well.

I came back at great
     cost in order to tell you
this mister Levitt.

I just said... Can you
     please send me a link to that?
Lighten up, Francis.

Prove you still need one
     and I will send you a Ti-84+
if you pay shipping.

I am not saying
     every answer is as good,
not in the slightest.

I'm on the other
     team and we are pushing out
alot of pressure.

so many people
     are getting bent out of shape
about the wrong thing.

But has your doctor
     actually sat down to explain
everything to you.

The guy is clearly
     NOT a fighter, and only
vaguely a writer.

Call your local court
     house and I'm sure they can walk
you through the process.

Don't hate yourself dude.
     You did a great thing today
and you should be proud!

I am not a trained
     fighter, surprise attacks are
my only tactic.

Or Trent Richardson?
     He was getting stacked boxes
all day every day.

Maybe after you've
     shown your dominance you can
talk it out with, them.

If you feel that gun
     free zones are dangerous then
do not enter one.

You can't force people
     to buy or allow guns on
private property.

Do you still play Street
     Fighter? Smile, eye contact, don't
be afraid to laugh...

hi colin You might
     change your mind if you're the one
that is killed. Or, wait...

Except there will be
     less security and they'll
be scammed more often.

Except for one point,
     Richardson is WAY better
than James ever was.

Whether that is good
     for everybody concerned
is anyone's guess.

Have your children wash
     their hands as soon as they walk
in the door from school.

I met an Aussie
     in Berlin last month, told her
I was from Scotland.

Yes I do. *I guess
     you guys just aren't free enough
to have free refills.

In my opinion,
     it's never too late to do
"baby led weaning".

Isn't decoupling
     health care from employment what
we are after? Hah!!

He would pick on me
     in the hallway, laugh at me
and shit, call me fat.

Like I get that it's
     muscle from an animal,
but I just can't deal.

Be super gentle
     to your hair for the next week
or two. Then repeat.

This also highly
     depends on your RB depth
in case Bush goes down.

Then fake her out by
     buying her a cheap mood ring
or something silly.

Thank you! [deleted]
     Do you have any regrets?
Good call, we need him.

Also, I thought Jacques
     was a really young bird if
I'm not mistaken.

But you couldn't, then.
     And we understand. The way
you understand now.

This occurred also
     with my wife's father who died
and my grandmother.

Since no heroin
     users commit violent crimes,
he must be deranged.

Your post will also
     be removed if the genre
tag starts with a year!

[deleted] of course,
     it was just weird they let us
actually peruse them.

Valuable life skill.
     Source: me. I just want to help
you feel better man.

Didn't they draft him way
     higher than what the Colts first
round will be? Heh heh.

Besides, I've got mouths
     to feed, and there ain't nothin'
in this world for free.

It's the most touching
     movie regarding cancer
that I've ever seen.

Every time I see
     this complaint I wonder what
people expected.

Will you marry me?
     Come one, come all You're making
light of his comment.

It stuck with me all
     these years and is always how
I think of atoms.

nature is hardcore
     Yup. Punch a little past what
you are trying to hit.

If he stops whining,
     for even a second, then
treat him or praise him.

If they are Christians,
     why wouldn't they gravitate
toward these AM broadcasts?

It's tough, I just went
     through it a few months ago,
but it's for the best.

Where you focus on
     upping the stats for your next
round of characters.

What does it feel like
     to know that you will one day
look like Bruce Willis?

They have loads of time
     to add more items, I guess
more items will come.

I have that same knife
     and have been trying to find out
more info on it.

yea i know what you
     mean but you have to find some
anger to push through.

Seriously, some
     people handle everything
WAY too personally.

How do you lose six
     years of attachment to one
person on a crush?

Remember cheaper
     doesn't always doesn't mean
better in the end.

Yes, the acids might
     destroy some of the maggots!
Good thinking Watson!

None of which, mind you,
     would be quite proper during
typical class hours.

You have a button
     to download it, or you can
stream it directly.

What types of roles do
     you look forward to playing
as you get older?

Like I said, this is
     the easiest schedule you
all have had in years.

Thanks for the response.
     I had no idea there
was this much involved!

[deleted] I mean
     would they really notice if
I'm not really black?

Got off scott free too
     cause it was the first time I'd
ever acted up.

It is much cheaper
     if you can get cable or
phone based internet.

Sorry. It took me
     way, way too long to realize
that you're joking. No.

Both are good to hear,
     but someone saying they love
to fuck you? Thrilling.

Could be even worse.
     Deal with it. What exactly
are you "Correcting"?

There was no way out.
     He told me to fuck off, if
I remember right.

I really worked on
     my core before trying again,
which was a big help.

It's just annoying,
     and the layout makes my phone
looks so ugly now.

I just had a few
     quick questions that hopefully
don't get swallowed up.

We want nicer cars,
     bigger houses, and we seem
to enjoy wasting.

Sounds good; I'll add you.
     Let me know when you're ready
for me to bring it!

where should i focus
     my concentration to get
my foot in the door?

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

Ya. But the only
     paint in a tray visible
in the pic is green.

Usually they will
     be cocky, arrogant, sure
that you will back down.

There are no "man codes"
     that prevent this especially
not with a bully.