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That's probably why I'm
     not making ridiculous
statements like you are.

That's how great Robin
     Williams can be when he has
just enough cocaine.

In any case, it's
     nothing new. Just how they roll.
I'm not closeted.

It almost looks forced.
     All of Africa's problems
are solved! LOL!

The first time I laid
     my eyes on her I couldn't
stop thinking on her.

Man. I tell you what!
     I don't really care for those
weirdo vegan types!

If they miss the tone
     through text, it could be poorly
worded and your fault.

He's not on T yet,
     but before he does we plan
to have him bank eggs.

It would probably be
     way too expensive to pay
for it in the US.

Yeah that's really what
     I meant, I love the old ones.
An actual answer!

But the good news is
     that the Indians and Rays
are also *losing.

Snagged an assembly
     off amazon just waiting
for it to get here.

The handle looks like
     some sort of Buck handle, but
the blade looks different.

Cheers it was under
     their noses this whole time Do
this one, it's the best.

But you really want
     to know what good things other
people think of you.

yeah, whoever did
     that is nice, they probably should
have left a name though.

Bottled? [deleted]
     [deleted] I donut share
the same sentiment.

:o I think they would
     probably only to teach me
how to coffee blend.

Better pack it in.
     [deleted] I'm not even
mad, that's amazing.

It was a mistake
     and I realize what I did
was completely wrong.

Once teams figure out
     how to beat it, it could be
basically worthless.

That's the impression
     I got from him. This is why
I do what I do.

I found this post more
     rage inducing, but you hit
the nail on the head.

Magnets, bro He can
     do whatever he pleases
with his hard earned funds.

More, I think, to do
     with my mind knowing that's where
I sleep every night.

No thanks, it CAN be
     put off if the mother does
not have the virus.

Ghosts are transparent.
     That mean their dicks will go through
your hand. It's science.

We, as a species,
     are insane. We go to war.
We kill, and get killed.

In all honesty
     I get too anxious tracking
points all day sunday.

People are just bad
     at the game, and they blame their
fails on the hero.

I don't remember
     the part of the story where
she was threatening him.

They have since broken
     up, but my brother is still
lucky like that. No.

I know there is one
     in southern Denver and one
in Cherry Creek North.

Seriously guys.
     Your backwards robe trick isn't
fooling anyone.

Are you sure you know
     with certainty, where you will
spend eternity?

Not as star studded,
     but it didn't skip all to hell,
so that's an option.

Most of the time I'll
     remember the figure from
the dream I just left.

That doesn't mean you
     won't make decent money or
do "important" work.

I blame every weird
     thing happening with my body
on the pregnancy...

Tagging I actually
     thought that was the best speech I've
ever heard him make.

THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN!
     THIS BURNING DESIRE IT'S
TURNING ME TO SIN!

Magic is a much
     more refined game and the cards
have FANTASTIC art.

He only started
     helping Walt to save his own
life in the first place.

I've read through the thread,
     and I think you need to reach
out to your sister.

Has she decided
     that the world is better off
without our species?

Sorry bro Well thank
     you for that explanation
and reassurance.

You do what you can
     to get out the most people
alive that you can.

I'm pretty sure it's
     easier to look fat when
you're fat. Source: I'm fat.

Afterward, he said
     sorry But why would you care
if it gets fucked up?

This is the best team
     he's ever had and look what
he did with the Jazz.

Foul on Donovan
     near the sideline then the ball
that went out of bounds.

When do third party
     games normally just release games
for next gen?

Battlefield Europe's
     map is the biggest of all
I think. Check it out.

Fuck that sir! I'm no
     expert, but I really like
Reggie Bush this year.

Your body actually
     contains more cells that aren't you
than cells that are... No.

You do something like
     that, especially on camera,
and it gets around.

I've seen it crowded
     down there, but ever only
for a hurricane...

I got time to do
     my nails AND finish season
five of Breaking Bad.

Also, watch the stuff
     that Elizabeth Warren
is talking about.

I'm still exploring
     the site, but from what I can
see so far, it's great!

If that's a recent
     picture I hope the building
is not occupied.

It's funny since like,
     all the top voted comments
aren't that much better.

Stay strong and good luck
     I don't *believe* you Yeah that's
what I was thinking.

Having your guitar
     low, doesn't get props from most,
at least that I know.

I think it's funny
     he doesn't know what channel
the race will be on.

Was sad and confused
     when I never grew my own
watermelon Hah!

However, I can
     tell that your friend Finn is not
alone in this world.

Agreed. [deleted]
     Wait who's running a train on
Olivia Wilde?

Loved the first album
     though "friendly" Lotta power
from that little man!

[deleted] Villains!
     i shrieked, "dissemble no more!
I admit the deed!

Allison, if you're
     reading this, I'm so sorry.
Come back. err, shoelace?

I think you handled
     the first approach well, I would
have done the same thing.

Really just depends
     how much struggling you're planning
on doing in it.

Post the video!
     Whether you pop or it go
in to have it drained.

EDIT: Sarcasm.
     It did me too, honestly.
Thug diplomacy.

I watched on tv
     and didn't notice so I can't
replay to comment.

Just a shit ton if
     papers stuck together is
what I'm going with.

Toilets? Hard to say.
     People they can bum money
off of? Seems likely.

Did he change the world?
     I dunno, but it did plant
that seed for my son.

The second strike is
     twice as hard and catches just
above your left flank.

The crack rights out through
     the room and I feel my cock
storing even more.

This only works if
     you are going to invade
another country.

I was subjected
     to an ultrasound as well,
which came back normal.

The Cutler tackle
     that nobody thinks was cheap
aside from bears fans?

It looks like you're close.
     When do you plan on calling
your exit function?

[deleted] I think
     he is actually named after
the motorcycle.

I've done some research,
     but I figured someone might
have something to add.

And also to be
     aware that this was posted
earlier today.

Each community
     determines, for certain things,
what their standards are.

I live on the west
     end so it's not super close
but that's no excuse.

Most managers don't
     even give a damn about
your personal life.

Edit, have you seen
     old watercolor tattoos
that just look like blobs?

This is possibly
     the darkest thing I've ever
seen on the front page.

But goddamn it, those
     dick and fart jokes meant the world
to me; they still do.

I wanted to see
     Johansson start or at least
come on at the half.

We got along well,
     but maybe didn't have a huge
amount in common.

I waited a few
     weeks and wrote a long email.
I never heard back.

People have shitty
     lives and don't stand by and let
people choke to death.

I'm sick of switching
     to a channel on that day
and seeing footage.

....its on the side bar.
     [deleted] [deleted] will
you sit on my face?

That way we have more
     control over which rebels
actually take power.

I think I'm going
     to have to stop by and see
what they're all about.

But I don't even
     want to give him a helping
hand on this one. Yuck.

I think It would not
     have been so one sided if
that had not happened.

If you need to go
     over that's fine too as long
as it's sensible.

Strangely, the mugger
     has *saved* you money from not
buying cigarettes.

It's a gigantic
     step backwards with so many
other steps forwards.

Edit: Just watched it.
     Wow that clears things up a ton!
Very helpful, Thanks!

Some of it of course
     is owned by corporations
and the like. But still.

I believe that it's
     the brain catching on to things
faster than others.

You can get a cheap
     Nokia instead if that's
what your really want.

I know how it is
     pronounced in Spanish, I just
thought you were trolling.

Awesome album though.
     I'm jealous just sitting here
looking at it all.

Conversely I hear
     being a Brewers and Rams
fan sucks pretty hard.

Standard Marlon brown,
     josh Gordon, Emmanuel
Saunders, Greg Jennings.

One more reason why
     Europe is more civilized
and advanced than US.

But if you could do
     anything else with your life
what would it be? Oh!

These people haven't
     yet learned that the government
has nothing to give.

Your helping people.
     Despite all my bullshit I'm
happy most the time.

Even if they pad
     that's insane compared to what
you're doing solo.

I agree with you.
     Last year was another great
example of that.

This trade is going
     to make for some great drama
in leagues everywhere.

Please don't patronize
     Sea Breeze farm. He's terrible
to his animals.

maybe they're just not
     using lenses wide open
very frequently.

I haven't read said
     post, but I did notice her
imposing physique.

Don't know when these drop,
     but I'd definitely look
to pick up a pair.

And again, not all
     dogs respond to distraction.
Maybe try once more.

I want to let you
     know that your not the only
one that feels alone.

He is in between,
     occupied with negation
and separation.

Whatever happened
     to the GAY army led by
General Bob Kelly?

Doesn't matter, FREE
     DONUTS! I've moved once a year
for the last three years.

I'm not sure where you're
     going with this, but I think
we're on the same page.

That cocky mother
     fucker thinks he know better
than every one else.

I have an E on
     the end... Yeah lets rock dis shit.
Tell me about it.

[deleted] if you
     are in a static game, does
this mean more zombies?

Policy set on
     the machine by the owner?
Man these things are old.

They make me giggle.
     She is overweight and should
go on a diet.

I have this meeting
     thing tomorrow where they tape
my testimony.

They don't share the same
     biological father
or even mother.

Dexter's real father
     was some fat dude we only
saw a picture of.

Practically whole school
     sees us getting caught during
passing period.

We've all dealt with some
     shit but this is a new low
within my lifetime.

We both have super
     high sex drives and love to get
dirty in the sack.

Everyone agrees
     that the mentally unsound
should not have firearms.

I can cherry pick
     one line from any artist
to make them look bad.

I mean if it sucks
     this bad, what exactly do
you have to lose man?

I get the feeling
     this guy was a fascist troll.
You should get out more.

All she wants to do
     is snuggle Already bought
my fucking tickets.

I think he may be
     my third favorite character
behind Gus and Mike.

Eye rape them back. ^^^No
     ^^^homo, ^^^of ^^^course. You mean like
people's hands? Agreed.

It doesn't apply
     negatively to you, it's
something that happens.

Am dying to know
     when Don Jon has a release
date in Australia?!!

*Possibly* also
     English teachers in later
grades, but probably not.

Porn I'm just worried
     that they try to sell me things
I won't actually need.

Hey Joe! If you could
     be any animal, what
would you turn into?

Anything decent
     here is all up north Tucson
by oro valley.

We are all Batman.
     But. Where is the cheese? Why would
he only pay cash?

He already picked
     his school so it was no big
deal to keep him home.

Lose weight, gain muscle,
     get contacts, get tanned, get good
haircut, learn fashion.

Am I the only
     one who has seen this before?
A long time ago.

I have to always
     remind people that white folks
live in Africa.

That sounds terrible,
     glad it passed for you. The good:
I like the layout.

She tells him Stanford
     is the better fit, but she's
not going to go.

You're awesome. That's all.
     Weaker division, better
offense, Andrew Luck.

I'm in far too much
     pain to put up with your shit
tonight Here's the source.

[deleted] I want
     to kiss that sleepy kitty.
Goodnight. I agree.

Who wouldn't want their
     crippling addictions removed
from them, painlessly?

I don't see how that's
     changing her position one
way or the other.

It's a tight squeeze, but
     goddamn, did it feel good when
that zipper went up.

But if all you are
     doing is being social
then its not desperate.

But I think split screen
     wise might not be possible,
or game dependent.

My toilet math was
     good but my toilet basic
thinking skills were off.

I never got picked
     on again nor did I get
in any trouble.

WHY HAS NO ONE SAID
     UP??? He's dead. Best you can do
his fart on his grave.

Do something before
     you can only look back on
what you should have done.

muslims must love this!
     mayo on my fries. love it.
My best friend did too.

You can still get one
     at other stores. No, no, no.
You said you liked it.

I assumed it was
     where the dorms were located, but
that is just insane.

No shareholders no
     million dollar bonuses
to executive.

How do you explain
     the fact that police unions
resist these cameras?

I'm leaning Welker
     myself, although I'm not sure
if I'll regret it.

My friend and I were
     just discussing you last night,
so this is perfect.

And didn't all but force
     out all of the Sun guys who
worked on the cool stuff.

How does it handle
     multiple accounts? Right now?
Too many to pick.

I agree. Boo hoo
     tell that to people living
in LA or New York.

Thanks! rogers and bell
     are making money selling
content they don't own.

Your spoiler didn't work,
     unfortunately, and no,
that's not the story.

Any chance of you
     getting naked in any
upcoming movies?

I would recommend
     bangs and layering your hair
to frame your face more.

I am such a huge
     fan and am really looking
forward to Don Jon.

Can you talk about
     where you see entertainment
in the next decade?

Well, if it were me,
     I'd just add someone that has
the right attitude.

I believe we are
     talking about legal ways
to get back at him.

You're a good parent.
     You're trying your best and looking
at all the options.

Join a boxing gym
     [deleted] Where did they play
in Cincinnati?

Our secondary
     is going to be even
more ridiculous.

People are surprised
     how much more than this they eat
without even trying.

He still maintains some
     semblance of life while having
robotic features.

Form over function.
     Its why women's pants also
have no real pockets.

Its why women's pants
     also have no real pockets.
No, no it doesn't.

Robotic warfare
     is the more cowardly than
suicide bombings.