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Looks to my eye like
     the "I" maybe needs a hair
more space around it.

been there a while, would
     love to see more british bike
love up in this bitch.

Don't just shrug it off.
     **You're not ready for the next
set if you're dizzy.

I'm guessing there was
     some ice, because he started
bleeding out the ear.

It's cool that we can
     be civil about these things
but still disagree.

But me and my friend
     went onto red and we won
the game for the team.

Period. I don't
     care if it's my favorite aunt,
grandmother or child.

Am I the only
     one who can't see what's going
on in that picture?

What games do you like?
     There are a few LoL
teams that make posters.

attack die revive
     run back fights still going on
and repeat. Logic.

I think he knows it's
     my first time, so he is trying
to encourage me.

Or users shouldn't
     be issued bans on the same
premise anymore.

I don't understand
     how you got anything else
out of what I wrote.

I apologized
     and that was then end of it.
Memento mori.

I'm sure you know this.
     Don't let her drag you back down.
Best of luck to you!

Nasty slider by
     Bumgarner. [deleted] Yay..
so glad you liked it!

This photo makes me
     look darker than I am though;
I'm actually quite pale.

Carmody and Chan
     seem a little different than
what I'm looking for.

Also I just thought
     about another thing you
might have a look at.

He's talking about
     the wildcard matches, what else
is there to explain?

After seeing how
     much work our Secretary
does, my tip is: RUN!

It has great flow, but
     I keep the valve partially closed
to keep the flow low.

Either way, it was
     totally AFrica, not
some random island.

It was dope. You don't
     get good at a game by just
playing hours on end.

Others HAVE to stay
     even or ahead to be
relevant later.

years ago i was
     in the court system and had
to defend charges.

Just what I needed.
     I'm rooted and I might need
to make a return.

When we buy our next
     house, I plan on getting all
my furniture there.

Or are you going
     over to the client's place
and using their gear?

What? Im saying im
     not surprised they beat the shit
out of a white kid.

Almost thirty years
     ago, I met a woman
in a college class.

Personally I am
     one of these younger viewers
who get a bad rep.

On a scale of one
     to ten, just how stupid does
he think people are!

I'm sorry to hear
     that, I couldn't imagine
losing my brother.

This has worked for me
     every time with towels or clothes
that smell like mildew.

It's almost as though
     this means of tipping reflects
your everyday life.

This tipping system
     behaves in much the same way
that real life treats you.

I quite liked Dempsey,
     I thought he could have been good
for us this season.

Also, props to him
     for not running away like
my cat would have done.

When you're this skilled, you
     kind of get a free pass on
minor cockiness.

The way your hair shines
     in the sunlight is pretty
god damned beautiful.

This is exactly
     what I need. Man, thanks a bunch!
I owe you one mate!

At that point, he is
     both cheating the customer
and the employer.

Was just curious.
     Yeah, of course. Most of these guys
also have sweet jobs.

I do disagree
     with OP at a more basic
level however.

How did you end up
     booked with THE QUEEN on Leno?
Are you a lizard?

[Check it out dad, you
     can print out the headline from
the day you were born!

Hands and wrists are fun
     but don't expect a life long
piercing out of it.

Can you imagine
     if our entertainment was
more realistic?

Even "true stories"
     have characters and events
changed to add effect.

For sure, I'll be glad
     to see what they have improved
in the expansion.

We kill that person.
     No. Bill Murray is a god.
Eric's mother. No.

Eastern screech owls are
     usually monogamous
and will mate for life.

Or maybe I was
     covering its eye from having
to see the picture.

If they were honest
     with their prices they wouldn't
have the rep they have.

By the way, I don't
     think this topic is funny.
I'm just explaining.

I'm just explaining.
     Not at work :P Harvin got
surgery Thursday..

=P Screw you. More like
     deciding so the heat would
give him more money.

The amount of love
     I have received from this post
has blown me away.

Some phrases were too
     ambiguous, so I picked
what I thought was right.

The sword was useful
     for its range but didn't suit his
fighting style too well.

Wait for December
     and come to Frostbite with me.
[Last year was INSANE.

I honestly wish
     more people could get away
with being themselves.

I can't really say
     there's an easy way to add
the key labels though.

It lets you know how
     much of the chain has run through.
White are simple "shots."

Light the damn thing on
     fire when I can't pull it out
from across the room.

Frisbee? Nope. These things
     are activities, hobbies,
pastimes, but not sports.

Profits don't really
     tell you anything without
the costs. The Pain Train!!!!!

Heartache. So many
     designs I want to try out
but can't. [There ya go!

There was a bonus
     in the box as it still had
the instructions too.

Why can't I just use
     that money for whatever
people desire?

What's different about
     fan appreciation day
from the normal days?

This is, more or less,
     the way combat is going
to be in the game.

Try what? It's a good
     site for streaming sports Awesome!
That's so exciting!

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
     Do you recognize your past
girlfriends by smell too?

I said everyone
     had the right to criticize
***the games*** we just watched.

Have some cannabis.
     Too much coffee? Cannabis.
Too much cannabis?

No cell reception
     and no spare could be deadly
in some areas.

If you tilt your head
     to the right it kind of looks
like a chihuahua.

No reason we can't
     add new laws on top of what
was already passed.

This information
     gives people insight into
who and what they are.

Most of my friends went.
     People sitting outside their
front doors... All day long.

Moo was a great dog
     I'm lucky I got to mess
with him a bit too.

Or a physicist.
     But I know that gravity
is real. Very real.

Have a beer on me!
     Wait fuck it's the internet.
Here, have some karma!

It's hard to find those
     opportunities that aren't
based on religion.

People like yourself
     always throw these meaningless
titles at people.

The random factor
     is super fun, but for some
keywords are preferred.

They may say something
     to the effect of, "do you
like my wallpaper".

I have, that is how
     i managed to get this one
after retail launch.

For this rant in book
     form, check out The Paleo
Coach by Jason Seib!

If you ever need
     help lifting them, I'd be glad
to give you a hand.

She could have cut off
     donations once it started
going overboard.

Because cooking eggs
     (even in mass quantities)
is not difficult.

I picked up the brick
     and it's awesome (though actually
just a half a brick).

i see They do make
     front and back m5 bumpers just
pretty expensive.

I guess we kinda
     drifted from "what they should do"
to "what we should do"?

Canadians are
     americans you fucking
retard No prob bro.

You mentioned you are
     the first of your friends to move
out, be careful there.

And I'm not a huge
     Helen fan. And it'd show
people's true colors.

This is worse when you
     start to have a family if
you choose that route too.

She was worried but
     he fought through the pain without
such drastic measures.

[deleted] You make
     that comparison yourself
after writing this.

[deleted] I don't
     really think you have to ask
permission here... FUCK!

audio is good
     and quality video
Whoa. This is crazy.

The only time Jack
     has been on live tv is
during Laker games.

great song and epic
     sounding guitars For real, crowd,
this has GOT to stop.

How do you explain
     the shit in your shower drain
if you fuck it up.

I would get pretty
     damn excited if my mom
bought me any car.

no, i don't have kids
     so i have idea how
to potty train them.

This is what I'd like,
     not necessarily what
I think will happen.

this was before ghost
     protocol when things were still
unsure about him.

You complaints are vague
     and unhelpful to me, could
you elaborate more?

As in, you can't push
     the belief any further
in that direction.

They have openings
     for testers all the time, same
as developers.

The same with Josh Smith.
     I cannot stress this more. WE.
FUCKING. LOVE. THOSE. GUYS.

you really haven't
     substantiated any
cause and effect, though.

If its not working,
     you're going after girls who
are not worth your time.

..multiple children
     just good to see another
Blue raider on here!

My b Ugh, gotta
     step out for the rest, will be
checking in from phone.

We still laughed, we still
     talked, the din of our voices
low in the night air.

Nope... So since we are
     constantly swallowing out
spit we feel nothing.

Yup, Hornets Jacket
     owner here I ate the bones!
That sounds really cool!

Children gets exposed
     to far worse things when watching
Fox News. Exactly.

If missile damage
     is above remaining shield,
everything goes through.

You can put the gloves
     on, but to remove them would
mean to cut them off.

And, finally, see
     the good in life, not the bad.
This, finally, worked.

I think they are all
     nice, I am not sure which one
is the "Thick" one though.

Here's what we do know:
     OP makes a killing. OP steals
from the company.

The "light" aka bulb
     itself though doesn't appear
to have any leaks.

Guess the flip side is
     to try not to force rage or
fear upon people.

But live and learn, now
     you know to test patch and take
things a bit slower.

From what I've seen, things
     tend to escalate quickly
around here. Oh yeah.

Sometimes just venting
     gets them out and makes us feel
better (as women).

But wait, what's that now?
     Now we have lots of doctors,
they're being paid less?

They may be corrupt,
     but they didn't get where they are
by being stupid.

[deleted] me too,
     Plaza is actually farther
from my apartment.

If you only go
     through the motions, you're going
to die in the game.

So what I follow
     my favorite player for his
entire career.

*His grip tightens on
     Ben's shoulder, more out of fear
rather than worry.

It's in the past now,
     but I think not buying was
the right decision.

they're sick of getting
     their milk in bags anyone
got a recording?

I don't think I'd be
     all to pleasant if my name
was Birdy, either.

Red is amazing.
     I love red. It is soothing
and soft; a deep hum.

This is where things get
     dicey about what you would
and would not of done.

If you can undo
     the mistake, no harm no foul,
lessons learned. Good luck.

please enlighten me:
     why do we need the anti
porn filter again?

Who exactly is
     "innocent"? I know none here
that are innocent.

In my opinion
     Royal Canin is not worth
the money at all.

Just a few guys man,
     they're all friends, a lot of love
between them it seems.

Or the lighter shades
     available are the wrong
tone, etc.

I would just sit on
     the computers and do what
I do everyday.

Ever since I met
     you, everything I ever
cared about is gone!

I mean, money, wealth,
     power, those are the big three
....what comes after that?

You said that life is
     fine right now and that you quit
several years ago.

The way we handle
     those events determines how
we think of ourselves.

It's so great to see
     people finally given
such a basic right.

No fun. Now a kick
     to the ball with a steel toed
boot that rips the sack?

Without compassion
     and selflessness, there is no
life whatsoever.

People pay pretty
     good money to keep the shit
out of their bedroom.

I save sugary
     starbucks stuff for really good
or really bad days.

Attach the files, write
     the text, enter the subject
and recipients...

Ego, laziness
     and apathy trumps petty
morals and ethics.

It's a shame that they've
     stopped supporting it, but it's
still a solid game.

[deleted] I, uh...
     It's clear to me now. She's trying
to kill me. Me too.

Also, of man can't
     get revelation right then
what value is it?

I hated seeing
     hair in my food before that,
even worse after.

Wait, so you had not
     one cross country trip planned, but
potentially two?

Most couples become
     swingers together, and that's
where they stay with it.

then i come in here
     and its just a bunch of shit.
enjoy your 'sport' guys.

So I guess I'm not
     too surprised your friend's grinder
can handle all that!

Transformers being
     mechanics or organic
is irrelevant.

Playoffs and finals
     are nationally televised,
that's all that matters.

He replied "We're closed
     on Monday's", and then they said
"Thanks!" and that was it.

Edit: not really
     off topic, so your answer
is no and then yes?

I can't wait to see
     if I get into Landmark
to give it a shot.

Name checks out You could
     probably make that stretch for two
days in SE Asia.

They ask what I took
     before the Aleve. Nothing.
After the Aleve?

I'd get the newest
     Crown Vic I could find! The one
that I just listed?

I agree. That punk
     was lucky that he'd even
get to become me.

[deleted] I think
     he was hoping it'd look
like a meteor.

I'm genuinely
     curious, how did this guy
get so popular?

It got me into
     bourbon, and it's my daily
drinker if you will.

that guy never showed
     up so i'm still here, meanwhile
he's banned. Nicholas Cage.

Commence dad flipping
     out at the school for never
notifying him.

Probably more than you.
     How do we know that OP's not
the asshole neighbor?

This is what we are
     trying to get rid of, but they're
still out there I can.

My guess is because
     movies are a lot older
than video games.

Things that are brightly
     colored say, "Danger, you will
die if you eat me!".

I don't know, that makes
     no sense but I don't know how
else to describe it.

No game on tv
     in Dallas on Time Warner,
cancelled CBS.

I think most people
     are aware that pot doesn't
actually cure cancer.

I'd bet one day you
     will one day randomly wake
up with a new fire.

With fun blue lines Eh,
     their product wasn't really
killer (why bother?

The audio from
     this video made my cats
search for lost kittens.

[deleted] Sounds like
     you aren't miserable and are
somewhat satisfied!

We do have something
     similar in my city
in California.

Troll? Or just really
     ignorant about the place
you are moving to?

Did you actually use
     the word "particulate" twice
in two sentences?

It's like saying me
     holding hands with my girlfriend
makes us one person.

Please don't give advice
     like this unless you know what
you're talking about.