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Could be faster or
     slower LOVE the philly D
[deleted] "High school?

From comments I've read,
     I may need a little luck
at the beginning.

That's awesome. They look
     like they will both enjoy each
other's company.

There are times to cut
     our friends loose, sounds like you made
the right call on this.

Maybe it's drowned out
     by me beating the lid down
with a wooden spoon.

You can't derive from
     the premise whether they still
go to Spain or not.

It amazes me
     I've made it this far without
people noticing.

Any guide that is
     "Do my build because I said
so" is terrible.

Sadly, that wouldn't
     be the worse of the things some
recruiters have done.

The only difference
     is girls get more views doing
the attention thing.

However, you're right
     in saying the library
isn't very large.

I always prefer
     third person when the option
is available.

With any modern
     car, the engine were designed
with these oils in mind.

Fuck. Doubt you can, but
     you can bind a key to say
whatever you want.

Including me Wat
     Ford v Quebec disagrees
with that assessment.

Sorry. I'm *also*
     sorry, but you can go fuck
yourself on that one.

It was like you said.
     The bottom needed to be
screwed in properly.

Nobody wants to.
     Graphic design. Even went
to college for it.

this is whilst traveling
     at freeway speeds. 3000rpm!
for 1hour with no oil!

for 1hour with no oil!
     i used a mitsubishi
for courier work.

This. Exactly this.
     Couldn't possibly agree
more This made me laugh.

I felt like the frog
     leg was making eye contact
with me the whole time.

I know a little
     bit on the matter because
I'm a recruiter.

That's shitty... they were
     super vigilant about
removing curse words.

The stars choose for us.
     *pulls put sword* come at me you
feathered sacks of shit.

I should have maybe
     brought it up then but instead
i just played it off.

[deleted] I don't
     think they would do him much good
but I'm no doctor.

They make clear the need
     to aggressively prevent
racial profiling.

Time passes and stump
     continues to decompose,
becoming smaller.

Not as far as I'm
     aware, I'm playing online
with a friend just fine.

Aha. I was on
     aware of that distinction.
Edit: unaware.

i even managed
     to tell it right to the guys
i was smoking with.

Will the Rhinos new
     coach be enough of a spark
to turn it around.

Can you tell me if
     there are conditions that will
properly store it?

Be understanding.
     Be Kind. It is not our place
to be judgmental.

Well this in no way
     indicates that the war on
terror is over.

There was an account
     from the disciples about
that in the Gospels.

Just like how market
     share numbers without profit
numbers lacks context.

The people doing
     these studies just lie and say
the jobs are the same.

Still wood Yeah, I just
     edited the post above
after I found it.

Recycle the one
     in your current computer or
just make do without.

I read the book too
     and I'm not sure it would've
made a great movie.

Also, if you can't
     get veal stock can you replace
that with something else?

Would you go Blaster
     for Maxx "c" and three Visions?
[deleted] [Well played.

Plus, a manager
     does not always need to know
how to do something.

I think Pearl is way
     underrated and Brain Guy
is hilarious.

You're definitely
     better looking than him, well
in my opinion.

Can't watch, my AC
     is broken and I don't want
to be hot AND mad.

You were overweight
     because your parents didn't care
about your health. What?

I'd love to try some
     (a) Very carefully. (b)
With a flask funnel.

M5 depicted these
     as one in the same, which seems
strange in retrospect.

He looked pretty pissed
     as the train took him away,
so I was happy.

Anything over
     the shelf will just help pass firm
stools in the colon.

My brother had some
     sort of contraption in his
vehicle as well.

But then I didn't learn
     to study, I just learned how
to slept walk through that.

Alternatively,
     use something simple, a phrase
you can remember.

With that knowledge he'll
     likely be awesome for us.
Going through this now.

No doubt this look great
     but don't let your age dictate
your eating habits.

*(at least i think im
     using that phrase correctly).
Tell me about it.

If the conditions
     are the same, the game will make
the same decisions.

It did exactly
     what it was supposed to do...
[deleted] Vet. Now.

I have one of those
     awkward faces that doesn't
ever really smile.

Ponies are awesome,
     but it's not the only thing
in the world to me!

Ship on your upper
     outer arm, gypsy head on
your outer forearm.

What are you doing
     Falcons? You don't need this guy.
Don't waste your money.

Well damn. That shouldn't
     cause a properly maintained
bridge to collapse, though.

You're ranged level has
     no effect on the cannon
but you're ranged gear does.

Once you start getting
     picked more often, the cap will
start to let you spy.

Also, is growing
     the community really
that great of a thing?

I want to keep it.
     Are you the boner police
or something? What the...?

They go off Gonna
     need a before and after,
you know, for science.

It prompts you to choose
     what application you want
to open it with.

It's not a very
     popular quote from Fight Club,
but it's my favorite.

He has people eyes.
     Weird I would have thought gay males
would be into it.

David Friedman is
     criticizing the liberal
vision of the world.

I don't feel guilty.
     That crab would fucking eat me
if it had the chance.

in fairness to him,
     he's added a little hook
to his arsenal.

Getting diagnosed
     with Herpes can be the worst
moment of your life.

"That is the only
     time a man can be brave," his
father told him. Thanks.

Even the older
     ones (especially the older
ones, in some cases.

I also love Smith,
     he did such an amazing
job this series. Ooh!

If it's to protect
     my colon from coming out,
I suppose it is.

And in other news;
     OP is nosy little fuck.
Dick move dude, dick move.

They don't have to be
     perfect but if they're really
crooked, no just no.

I don't hate cyclist,
     I just honk them when they don't
respect the road code.

Imagine taking
     two burros through lightning storms
down a mud mountain.

Stick to commenting
     on Rugby, I think this is
way over your head.

Yes, I'm in the US,
     so I'd be teaching High School
Edit: but* dammit!

It's for lots of things,
     and lots of things are used off
label, regardless.

All my Korean friends
     are nothing like you describe.
You sound like a dick.

Holding your breath will
     cause you to panic quicker
due to CO2 build up.

Rosemont area-
     yep I'd like to have them smashed
on me instead!! True.

Understanding what
     colors work best with your skin
tone means looking good.

What the hell was that?!
     All I wanted to do was
listen to music.

But as with all things,
     use them in moderation.
Oh god Burns again.

Force "job creators"
     to pay for educating
the little people?

I include moving
     the mouse because I counted
the joystick before.

Also, bring your new
     puppy back to your parents
house to meet Gizmo.

She had a good life.
     Best car I've ever owned. [Ask
and you shall receive.

Thank you. Floating dead
     bodies, why is it always
floating dead bodies?

Where are you located.
     Who the fuck wants to buy ad
space on their website?

I'm scared. I just want
     to know their actual download
speeds from customers.

Aw, well at least you
     have lots of pretties to play
with in the mean time!

Which I need sometimes
     because I spend too much time
trying to please others.

Kids suck at driving,
     I would give my kid something
that can be banged up.

You're not gaining size,
     just getting rid of the fat
around your... um... thing.

You were better than
     she deserved and she could not
see it so fuck her.

"We" collectively
     refers to anyone who
has an abortion.

It just depends on
     the woman. When did open?
And how was the crowd?

I have the deluxe
     edition of that CD,
where she does say "gay".

It was undue risk
     taking which, in a large part,
lead to this crisis.

Learn everything you
     can about motorcycle
defensive driving.

It completely knocked
     my socks off, and I couldn't
believe it happened.

Everyone's different,
     it's really depends on what
appeals to the guy.

I will never feel
     sorry for myself again
with my girl troubles.

All i was doing
     was attacking gang hideouts,
but that got old fast.

[deleted] Why do
     you stand up for a girl who
you don't even know?

The star match line up
     are in the booths now fixing
up their computers.

Sometimes when you clean
     up your diet, your body
starts to shed toxins.

Kenneth Anderson
     is no lightweight, which is why
he should know better.

But yeah, I mean he's
     superman of course he can
beat up the Joker.

Take some vitamin
     c and other collagen
boosting supplements.

These people just want
     to play game and that's why they're
buying the console.

Squad is pretty damn
     awesome, I **know** you guys can
do so much better.

In LA, they don't work
     properly very often.
Don't be such a grinch.

If you can succeed
     in school, and still smoke pot they'll
get okay with it.

It's not that men like
     dumb girls, it's that good looking
girls tend to be dumb.

Yes, a lot of champs
     can be played effectively
in multiple ways.

Edit: other than
     that, great read, thanks for taking
the time to write it!

Yeah, it could have been
     better, but for what it was,
I was still impressed.

Never heard of it.
     Is that one of those evil
Catholic "Bible" books?

The Staples Center
     crowd is fucking pathetic
compared to THE TANK!!

The point of a "still
     life" is to draw from *life*, not
your computer screen.

-Adam's Song by Blink-182
     how about betty crocker?
Negative comments.

Negative comments.
     People can carry that shit
with them forever.

People can carry
     that shit with them forever.
Think before you speak.

I was on Fraser
     Island and it bit me on
the sole of my foot.

why is a spear more
     useful in groups, but swords more
useful otherwise?

Anything after
     that is mostly aesthetics.
Well no fucking shit!

She might be saying
     the words but that's not how you
treat someone you love.

Don't take anything
     at face value, do your own
research into it.

Either that, or he'll
     ask you for your phone number.
That must have been great.

You don't need to be
     in such a hurry to get
into the workforce.

Monster Hunter can
     be challenging, frustrating,
exhausting sometimes.

[deleted] oh wow.
     you ever finish somewhere
else or get your GED?

You shouldn't step down
     but not be required to do
all the work either.

Besides when do you
     ever use charm to damage
jungle creeps Good job!

Good god. That's more than
     pay to see Shamrock Rovers
every second week.

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
     How many mini games are
there and what are they?

Even as a child
     I knew this shit was bogus.
That is true beauty.

That's where all the cars
     are gonna be, backed up all
the way from Oakland.

I don't know which came
     first, and it doesn't really
matter anyway.

LOL. Thank you.
     I'm not sure I'd ever be
able to do that.

Be patient with him.
     Don't be awkward if he needs
to cry around you.

well then I guess I'm
     lucky because I haven't
always been this way.

Console gaming holds
     back PC gaming, and that's
why I hate consoles.

I got some guppies
     with a used tank that I bought
and they had fin rot.

Do the prisoners pay
     for their room and board, or is
that the taxpayer?

oh I love the heart
     felt 'thanks the traditional
owners of the land'.

"Huh? I really don't"
     From a fellow brain tumor
survivor, nice job!

I've been burned by him
     before and wouldn't touch him
with a ten foot pole.

Hemingway can paint
     with words, but he doesn't use
superfluous language.

Imagine seven
     million people all wanting
to live together.

she is very weak
     early so that is when you
want to abuse her.

Those things are hands down
     the best thing at the playground.
Haters gonna hate!

[deleted] Well sure,
     we've matured a helluva
lot in the playoffs.

I would be okay
     with their policy except
for this fact. Makes sense.

Just let it air dry
     on a hangar after right?
I'd tear dat ass UP.

Build the tree Nation
     To be honest, both are just
fucking majestic.

If you had any
     reading comprehension you'd
know I don't have kids.

it puts the lotion
     on its skin or else it gets
the hose again. Yes!

Then out of nowhere
     he says "You got pretty hands.
A pretty mouth too."

my tuxedo cat
     is really friendly and needs
constant attention.

Also places need
     to remember they lower
the usable height.

The only reason
     I can think it hasn't been
done yet is trademarks.

Heck, my job before
     this was quite literally life
and death decisions.

Just curious are
     you in the military?
This is amazing.

This is where I see
     people with your point of view
constantly go wrong.

I'm also having
     trouble changing the scoring
settings to set it.

When I was single,
     guys would get insecure if
I picked up the check.

Probably my favorite,
     since it's just straight literal
without any frills.

Supplementary texts...
     Check in our sidebar. We've got
some good starter links.

I think your interest
     in portraying weather is
very interesting!

I'm a huge Lakers
     fan but my god, Ty Lawson
and Stephen curry.

Use this RAID array
     to ensure it isn't lost
to oblivion.

I think if you don't
     clip many pages and you're
gentle, it's okay.

Any upcoming
     film releases that you are
looking forward to?

It all depends on
     when you took the Medical
Mystery mission.

If this deal does go
     through, my entire binder
is open to you!

Being insecure
     ruins a relationship
so fast. Calm down. Breathe.

Because generally
     the conservatives pushing
this have no ethos.

I wish I could speak
     out and and stop all this from
happening but I can't.

I use a fork then
     to scrape flour into the well
until it's well mixed.

I think literally
     about everything and it's
mostly negative.

Immediately
     after hearing the other
side I understood.

When you play, you should
     care for your sub as you see
fit with this in mind.

No no, I'd actually
     chalk this one up as a win
in his department.

All I want for you
     is to be able to feel
safe in your own home.

I will be so pissed
     off if I'm not invited
to the wedding! Wait...

The strategy should
     be more common, especially
for national office.

I couldn't even
     register my card, and their
site is still a mess.