Reddit Haikus

Mind if I have him
     come by and give a lower
than accurate price?

The brightness can be
     much better and the screen is
not as reflective.

That's all I do when
     I am depressed. [deleted]
hi there. do. not. want.

What was the reason
     the second phase wasn't built?
That looks amazing.

There's ways guys relate
     where opposite sex friends just don't
have that same wavelength.

Its also always
     busy so I never run
out of things to do.

No thanks. I have no
     interest in leading a G
rated life. Bullshit.

And he really did
     want to watch TV with me.
And the aqueduct.

I've never seen one
     where I heard the person lived.
[deleted] Housewares?

My pleasure. :P Once
     I figure out how friend codes
work I'll hit you up.

It's more important
     to create well made, new games
that stand on their own.

does that black dude on
     the left look like Chris Tucker
or is it just me?

Just stay positive
     and you can do anything
you set your mind to.

By the way, I know
     exactly what you mean by
sand here in the nose.

Wouldn't it be best
     for society if all
cars had that feature?

He pretty much hid
     in the bedroom while she was
having her mood swings.

they finally gave
     real answers to the many
questions people had.

I kid, though, my scout
     leader when I was a kid
was a good good man.

I just think having
     something to do is a good
thing for older folks.

Is that kind of what
     you were intending, or am
I way off the mark?

Various other
     manufacturers besides
the golden duo.

She isn't getting
     that at home, so trust me you
are much better off.

If you won't believe
     in yourself, I don't see why
anyone else would.

God damn you look fat.
     I hope the hardwood didn't break
when she put you down.

I use the same three
     bladed razor on my face
as I do my balls.

This Mustache! He will
     not let it grow! Let it Grow!!!
Oh. Hello again.

That definitely
     falls into the not enough
booze category.

Totally went back
     there when I was all grown up
and wiped out the place.

If you could come up
     with a single one, I'd be
*extremely* surprised.

It makes a little
     sense, but I would still buy booze
from a liquor store.

Open wheel cars are
     quite repairable from low
speed crashes like this.

You'd think they'd have her
     take it off since Monica
wasn't married then.

Well, on the downside
     i think "no limits" thing could
get you in jail too.

Still used to this day
     in the form of bayonets.
Damn. With games, that's true.

Their own gifts bring harm
     to them, and they cannot live
out their natural span.

NO PARAPHRASING!
     All together now! LET'S ALL
GO TO THE LOBBY!

Eventually I'd
     lose interest and never do
the final mission.

A clever brother
     The visa is only good
at one company.

Crew or Suit Supply
     you'll know how a jacket should
fit in the shoulders.

Came looking for this.
     Not really happy about
that one... Fuck Mondo?

But the major fact
     remains, they're voting for him
because he is black.

TAKEN! YOU ARE NOW
     *'APPLE SQUASH'* That is a huge
boil on his stomach.

Don't think about theme.
     Think about what the player
is actually doing.

Gonna call bullshit
     on the get a car built on
Tuesday or Wednesday.

Thank you! [deleted]
     Hey, you gotta start somewhere!
Gods damn that's brutal.

It's reasonably
     priced for the quality though
some think its pricey.

I guess you're just more
     mature than he is, that's all
I can really say!

Next time I get mad
     I'm gonna hulk smash some cups
and see how this feels.

Guess she didn't hear me...
     I should go help, I'm sure she'll
appreciate it.

Republicans say
     there will be no climate change
before the rapture.

soon everyone will
     be shooting wildly into
the night! Fuck, Ashley.

At least now there is
     some nutritional value.
Genetics really.

[deleted] You are
     the coolest looking person
I have ever seen.

She died. Probably not
     the time to be splurging on
luxury items.

And it is widespread.
     No and I've never even
stepped foot in Philly.

Try in front of his
     building on broadway Street when
people are lined up.

Truly insightful
     commentary I also
know lyrics to songs.

Really depends on
     game mode, some are easier
to flip than others.

It's not on the ground
     getting stepped on, run over,
and whatever else.

These figures can be
     located in the Australian
War Memorial.

oh and finally
     all sexual assault are
considered violent.

Will probably resort
     to just finding a washer
to cover it up.

Yes there is. It's gas
     operated but I don't
know the name of it.

I suggest looking
     at the work of Walter Block
and Dan D'Amico.

Now they are fine, but
     I feel like crap. I guess that's
just the way it is.

If you want to stay
     in one orbit, that isn't
really an option.

Have you ever been
     subjected to hypnosis?
I am le jealous.

If your goals are peace,
     freedom, and prosperity,
Obama is bad.

I didn't know about
     the surveys (I've only been
lurking for a while).

When things go to hell,
     we pull it out of the pit.
Healing? We're awesome.

I did the same thing
     about calling the phone, not
realizing they're gone.

I'd totally let
     you put your P in my V
if i was a chick.

Nobody claims they're
     not Christian, just that they're bad
at being Christians.

The Boy Scouts should be
     forced to accept gay leaders.
You are a bigot.

Yea we never stop
     copying hollywood. E.
"Are his arms broken?"

Hopefully we can
     pull out a few more for him.
Nothing wrong with this.

made him eat his words
     Question: how did you get on
your way without id?

I wonder why all
     my friends on the internet
would lie to me [glare].

But what did you do
     with the shredder that you used
to shred your shredder?

I just found several
     pieces of information
supporting you though.

I also had no
     idea how bad the first
trimester can be.

I suspect that is
     probably due to me missing
something important.

For you it might seem
     trivial, but to the cat,
it's everything man.

So as a rule now
     I don't judge based on trailers.
Yeah He actually does.

Do you feel that you
     or you attitude has changed
since the accident?

FUCK YES! These are nice
     person but I cant even
think about that price.

[deleted] I can't
     watch that movie anymore,
I refuse to! Ha.

They were saying some
     lines from a King of the Hill
episode, I think.

I'm pretty smart, but
     I have no fucking clue what
I'm looking at here.

Nonetheless, it hurts
     to lose that way, no matter
the match circumstance.

I feel like they don't
     get good until it's really
hot out- like August.

CLEARY!!!! A couple
     cars in the water, no word
yet on injuries.

Amazing. I would
     if any store in Sweden
would care to sell it!

So if a guy pays,
     it's a date? Is that a rule?
If so then, uh oh!!!

You can't be the *I*
     in *I think therefore I am*
if you don't exist.

Even the impact
     site can become a fortress
with enough people.

I don't go around
     correcting every person
who ever says it.

All I'm seeing is
     Corolla is prone to some
nasty accidents.

I throw my stuffed Red
     Wings octopus in the floor
every time we score!

Garden of the Gods
     is pretty cool for hiking
and camping and stuff.

He must know my ex
     Boobs are way too big for her.
Utah checking in.

I don't have to prove
     anything to anyone
to be quite honest.

Why anyone would
     make up being nearly gang
raped is beyond me.

In other shocking
     news, it turns out the the Pope
is, indeed, Catholic.

[deleted] Really?
     I figured the sun and warmth
would be kinda nice.

I also saw him
     in a mall in New Jersey
when I was a kid.

Although I'm leaving.
     Because of people like you.
Congratulations!

With a unified
     single pool everything goes
through main memory.

Don't be here when shit
     explodes is called Saving Throws.
Not standing in fire?

Kind of meaningless
     since, for all we know, you're now
in the 7th grade.

All that matters is
     your character and how you
treat other people.

If you don't mind me
     asking, why is it that you
feel you've failed at life?

I don't care how big
     your flag is, it doesn't take
that long to fold it.

One of my buddies
     lives by the river and his
internet got dropped.

I was blown away
     by the small details that went
into everything.

Take some sunglasses,
     water, and pick up something
to fan yourself with.

First, you really do
     need to define what you means
by conservative.

They're entirely
     different in almost every
way besides their name.

It's a sad day when
     you lose your reliable
car to a car wreck.

Almost everyone
     I know legitimately
thinks you can do this.

Amazing body.
     Yep Different people process
things in their own ways.

[deleted] It would
     be awesome, but it would be
so much extra work.

The dividends pay
     for some of my gas every
quarter, so that's cool.

Good shit. Did the lab
     spit back the dose too, or is
that a guesstimate?

Hope you have a good
     time on date nite, it sounds like
you earned it! Son' bitch.

EDIT: not because
     I thought the game was unfair,
just because I'm sad.

Reprint in M14? NO!!
     Just go up to her say you
look so familiar.

but why does your self
     confidence hinge on others
acceptance of you?

Nothing humans could
     ever do or hope to do
will be good enough.

He is what I would
     imagine a fat Austin
Powers would look like.

They usually hold
     more ammo, and are somewhat
easier to shoot.

You will keep going.
     Maybe the Beatles were right?
All you need is love.

Get a good weekly
     planner or something and fill
out the next two weeks.

We need to settle
     that score before you guys move
to the east next year.

so we can get more
     ideas for items from
the community!

This site, we come here
     and we masturbate and look
at funny pictures.

I will rest easy
     tonight and be on the look
out for this new guy.

Just because you own
     property doesn't make you
the king of the land.

Thanks! Hire me, I love
     arguing with companies
when I know I'm right.

Does anyone else
     realize that FORD stands for Fix
Or Repair Daily.....

Timon: What do you
     want me to do, DRESS IN DRAG
and do the hula?!

It's only one more
     network to add, which shouldn't
be too difficult.

I'm almost always
     in third Kinda sad you can't
take care of yourself.

Fucking highschool man...
     Fuck you I worked my ass off
for my Eagle rank.

As an older fart,
     I have to say none of those
points apply to me.

I don't suppose there's
     anything that would remove
vapors from the air?

Very inspiring.
     People, this is Bruce Bartlett
doing the study.

Probably my favorite
     song on this album, can't wait
to see them next month.

Magic. [deleted]
     Holy shit that scene between
Hannibal and Will.

Hell, they have little
     league games and I've stopped to watch.
Baseball is awesome.

my first play through was
     third person and then i learned
about first person.

Playing like children
     Blah Im sorry your grandma
has to live through this.

Il lose all my best
     friends the old crew and well just
forget each other.

Do you have a good
     reason for wanting to live
in Beverly Hills?

Just thought I'd let you
     know since you're making something
with the word in it.

quality over
     quantity I am impressed
with your egg technique.

The sooner you do,
     the quicker you'll feel better.
Quit it with that shit.

Not really sure how
     to describe it or say what
made me realize it.

Source: Getting married
     next weekend and we have been
dating for three years.

However, I see
     no reason to regulate
where it can be sold.

Thus no incentive
     for others to buy into
the open standard.

If they've been sitting
     for any length of time they're
fucking terrible.

Mascara and some
     foundation just to even
out her complexion.

The guys not being
     mentioned by anybody
are Ridley and Gore.

Quit being a douche
     man, just enjoy the picture
and move on with life!

I wanted a back
     rub, he offered one to me..
that's just who he is.

Everybody was
     fooled by this nonsense, even
finally the priests.

It lets the host know
     that the party has begun
and they can relax.

It's their strategic
     choice to dick PC gamers
with an old engine.

[deleted] I think
     there'll be a pretty strong
sprint to the finish.

It worked like a charm.
     It's tedious work but way
worth it in the end.

parents are away
     for the weekend Wherever
other people *aren't*.

Not chasing ever
     larger numbers. I maintain...
WoW wasn't a game.

I once gathered all
     my willpower and lasted
just over an hour.

I don't think it has
     anything to do with her
name being on it.

Does anyone know
     if intelligent systems
is working on it?

My opinion makes
     more sense than yours and that is
why you are butt hurt.

Go to town and sell
     items, maybe forge something.
Find a new dungeon.

I had a feeling
     I was getting the wrong guy.
But still, The Rani.

But still, The Rani.
     And I am only playing
devil's advocate.

I'm thinking, black man
     is worried about how he's
got to fix all that.

I live in the US.
     I don't think I described what
I'm looking for well.

Do they include all
     the items or remove them
all to add new ones?

I don't understand
     why people want to be told
'No I don't like you".

I'm saddened to see
     the rust starting to appear
near the rear panels.

It's a shame you were
     ever let out in the first
(or the second) place.

We definitely
     get caught up in everyday
life more than we should.

[deleted] You should
     do this on the baseball sub.
Those guys would dig it.

The problem persists.
     What's the story behind this?
I don't understand.

But all translations
     say very clearly "nearby
land" not "lowest land".

Someone mowing down
     the Westboro Church members
that are protesting.

Other videos
     show areas I haven't
seen before either.

Okey it's bad but
     not bad bad. It's pretty bad.
But still, nice effort.

Maybe held in place
     with a plastic screw, like most
portable lens kits?

Is the fact that there
     is light pollution effect
this answer at all?

There's so many things
     wrong with this, I don't even
know where to begin.

I doubt a toss will
     have the gas to spare to keep
up on all his tech.

Just stop. If he didn't
     understand the reference there
is no hope for him.

[deleted] I've seen
     women bring their work laptops
in to the bathroom.

No. Just don't tag them.
     If the point is worth posting,
it'll stand on its own.

That sounds great. I thought
     is was accumulated
bird shit. Glad I'm wrong.