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Maybe wherever
     these people live, they've got stores
that will rent as well?

I went to a road
     game there when we played them there.
It felt really hot.

I feel really bad
     for him because in his mind
he thought it was great.

I think most christians
     identify it as our
choice to disobey.

They can make you feel
     like you're on top of the world,
nothing can stop you.

Any help? My friend
     George is pretty good at it.
Acrimonious.

No reason to bash
     the guy just because it's not
top of the line stuff.

Shift the word "storage"
     down so that it doesn't hit
the "s" in Island.

You run from cover
     to cover and take quick shots
while you're visible.

You can take corners
     much tighter by slowing down
just a little bit.

I end up paying
     double because of shipping
but I'm fine with it.

Watch in dimly lit
     room, with headphones or massive
sound system. Mind blown.

This was posted here
     awhile ago. Hope it helps.
Tank tops are awesome.

Basically a lot
     less maintenance in the long run
and it feels better.

Your game is great, im
     sure, but the description should
be middle ages.

Honestly, I don't
     remember when, but you just
got to *sack* it up.

Depending on where
     you work this may or may not
be good policy.

Yep. So beautiful
     the way they're trying to get her
to puke in their mouths.

It can be done, but
     not if Howard stays this good,
I just can't see it.

It broadcasts to most
     people when an idea
or view is crazy.

I know some agree
     might not agree with this but
this is my option.

If you want to make
     one goal to win, you must lose.
You can't win all games.

What's in there? I MUST
     KNOW So it's gone up 1k since
I got mine. Big deal.

At least the engine.
     The body started to rust
above the rear wheels.

Well they'd come back from
     the wash stretched out, when I knew
I hadn't lost weight.

I drove them places.
     I paid for things. I set up
outings all the time.

I'm just quoting what
     you said, don't be defensive,
just be accurate.

Wow. That's a new one.
     Edit: Apparently not.
I miss convenience.

But everyone has
     to go through leaving their friends
and their old habits.

Berlusconi is
     constantly mocked over here
for his short stature.

Nothing better than
     making a child smile and you
will be doing that!!

I just know I don't
     see any valid reason
to believe in God.

Your dog probably sucks
     because of its owners Wow
man you are spot on.

soo if i go there
     any traditional food
you would recommend?

Have some time to dance
     with your guests throw the bouquet
and get out of there.

So I'm not sure if
     I can really help you but
I'll give it a try.

Tango neutralized.
     She will be paying for her
kid's education!

oh if that is what
     he meant by spacing then yes,
that is true Dear god.

Thanks for the response!
     I'm having a committee
letter written, though.

I need another
     big strong person to assist,
wife not capable.

what do we do if
     one nation is attacked are
we required to help?

It is a "bedroom
     community" of Salem,
the state capitol.

Edit: Yes, I'm cheap
     but its convenient for me
and its super light.

Don't go to France if
     you can't accept the local
culture and customs.

Who I also miss
     the feature where you can make
parties on it too.

Do you have any
     other recommendations?
Got the Sparc on mine.

My ability
     to articulate though speech
is fine however.

And he said, "Because
     everything about Vampire
Diaries is stupid."

Calm your vagina
     I understand how taxes
work in a business.

Most cars are fine if
     you do regular maintenance
and take care of it.

This hits home for me,
     so I guess I should step up
and share what I can.

Why are you even
     bothering to list or check
fuel economy?

Great job! yeah i'm sure
     i had plenty of brain drugs
working at the time.

Repeat. The slow grill
     while making mashed potatoes
and cheese & broccoli.

I heard somewhere they're
     having a worldwide march on
Saturday. You see?

Hi everybody!
     That last answer was NOT what
I was expecting.

That last answer was
     NOT what I was expecting.
Thanks for the answers!

Never get bored though.
     Always be doing something
you can focus on.

There's nothing I can
     do about it except take
my ointment and deal.

Being a first year
     teacher, I just want to cry
when this shit happens!

I don't usually
     write short stories so I tried
to challenge myself.

^^^Oh ^^^god ^^^that's ^^^me Yeah,
     I am Canadian. Why?
CAUSE HE'S BLACK? RACIST.

The main quest line has
     you keep going in dungeons
that all look the same.

I hear it's really
     bitter, but bearable if
you're gulping it down.

This is how a lot
     people feel about their cats.
You said 'Not in school.'

Median doesn't
     necessarily just mean
"50th percentile".

Well shit, I know where
     I am going on my next
weekend getaway.

It's one of the key
     ingredients that make up
the nutty, sweet taste.

relevant^ Damn, too
     bad I live on the other
side of the country.

This site really is
     shit ~~sometimes~~ most of the time.
You motherfucker.

She always always
     always sent me a birthday
card on my birthday.

I can't wait to keep
     running, as I've finally
gotten into it.

got an error, is
     your song set to private or
did you delete it?

Also, time your ride
     down by when others would be
tracing back upstate.

It's not that it's hard,
     it's that it's infeasible
and likely to fail.

hell-- maybe its all
     the enemas that graphics
card is pretty bad.

Nice! Alright, I can
     see how wix would have been caught
in a spam filter.

I don't think I said
     anything about random
alcohol testing.

Let's see what happens
     if you do a similar
chart for December!

Source: I'm a female.
     They're vampires, rules don't apply.
Sheer coincidence.

Nothing groundbreaking,
     obviously, but I didn't
fall through any floors.

A: a cucumber
     True, but I think he's looking
for a current player.

You need to watch more
     king of the hill How does one
begin this process?

But I will say this....
     what they did, caused one person
to quit US office.

Other than that I've
     never had a partner get
'too freaky' with me.

Where there's stupid, there's
     karma I think it depends.
I mostly agree.

If you need to hand
     the job over to someone,
I will take over.

Its going to suck
     up exactly what it sounds
like it might suck up.

Not this year (not yet
     at least). Thanks will try Monday!
Huh, that's interesting!

(Fire water earth air).
     Leave your mortal shell behind.
(Fire water earth air).

Just realize its not
     because there's anything wrong
with you. It's normal.

And keep reminding
     yourself how much better off
you are without her.

Blue, green, and yellow,
     they come also in frigid
white and burning red.

I'll try this right now.
     Thanks! I hate your user name,
but I love your posts.

It tasted like shit,
     but it was the best reward
I'd ever gotten.

I'm pretty sure most
     addicts never thought they would
become an addict.

They accept almost
     every advance in science.
Haters gonna hate.

I don't think I could
     have put it any better,
so thanks! Much obliged.

She loved me enough
     to marry me, so she didn't
let it get to her.

[deleted] That's not
     the only missionary
work he wants to do.

All I can manage
     is a grunt, and she gets up
and straddles my face.

They usually don't
     put them back, so I am glad
I didn't take my main.

"Just because you killed
     my Dad doesn't mean you get
to be him." Great line.

Good points. Is it wrong
     that I REALLY want to be
one of those girls? What?

Agreed. Dupes include
     your dead friends (unless you don't
want them to). Imo.

Luckily, you don't
     *usually* have to manage
their relationship.

Simply listing off
     albums isn't allowed here.
Explain your choices!

Too bad that it is
     only loosely related
to the actual rules.

We wear regalia
     in honor of the natives
not in disrespect.

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY
     YOU ARE!! YOU ADORABLE
SKINNY BASTARD YOU!!

Do you have to pay
     real money for it or pay
with in game credit?

It helps me relate
     to people and take myself
less seriously.

Just keep your chin up
     and ignore them and they'll like
you eventually!

I don't keep accounts
     so you should post a let's play
in September here.

Tread lightly since you've
     been using the tretinoin,
be extra cautious.

But she tried her best
     and kept on cooking every
Sunday for dinner!

That is pretty mind
     blowing if Utah has more
climbing than Cali.

Everyone's income
     tax goes up, but everyone
else can afford it.

I want to see why
     I am wrong for believing
these things that I've read.

But seriously,
     IT can be an easy weak
point in a system.

So it is about
     gender, which isn't what you
claimed originally.

It runs beautifully
     and I've never needed more
than standard upkeep.

They think of people
     who have collection accounts
as social vermin.

Your taste is your own
     and as long as it makes you
happy, fuck the rest.

Surely neglecting
     to do one assignment didn't
make those students fail!

They've had several mass
     shootings in the year leading
up to Port Arthur.

Citation needed.
     Pro sports? Boring. Casinos?
Boring. Shopping Malls?

I highly suspect
     you are going to fail on
that soon, and binge hard.

That was great music,
     but the video itself
was pretty awful.

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     on shoulder because someone
didn't use there mirrors.

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Howard and Nyquist.

I can't ever get
     through this song without tearing
up a little bit.

My wife's Charger would
     be out of oil before her
next oil change (no leak).

Racism? Or is
     he your buddy or something?
Like who gives a shit?

Let it rest and get
     to room temperature and it'll
squeak eventually.

I hope that woman
     gets some help, because she is
very, very sick.

Emu? Those nasty
     looking birds would scare the shit
out of anyone...

I would just move on.
     Though push her a little you
have nothing to lose.

Thanks for making me
     realize that I'm actually not
that funny at all.

Free is better! yay!
     Kane isn't home. His liquor
cabinet is lonely.

My sisters dog goes
     in the tub when she doesn't
let him out in time.

So? His rule isn't
     about men cheating, because
he's not fucking men.

Run. Write. Work. Read. Paint.
     Play music. Make music. Cook.
Make time for old friends.

Make time for old friends.
     Make new friends. Go for a drive.
Go for a LONG drive.

So, work your way up
     to this at a pace you are
comfortable with.

It's cool, I'd probably
     trip a little if I was
in your position.

It just sucks getting
     fucked in the lottery two
consecutive years.

Personally, I think
     we should go back to chopping
the hands off of thieves.

This quote is also
     fake, and was never said by
Obama. Damn you.

Delete what? (knocked on
     wood, too) Cloud Atlas No links
to Dr. Strangelove clips?

May have been a few
     years too old for me, but oh
well, it was worth it.

Annoying as fuck,
     but I can't bitch too much since
he can't breathe. Hell yea.

We're not even close
     to on a parity gun
trade with those nations.

For now, work on you
     and let yourself get over
the relationship.

Still feel like I can
     pick it up in the right mood
and have a good time.

Clothes pins used as ear
     plugs, bombs n shit I just did
this, wish me karma.

And Fleury hasn't
     had a decent post season
since winning the Cup.

(I'm in the same boat
     as you with a [common law]
wife and two children.

I want to get more
     information, but not too
much to confuse me.

Every muscle hurt
     like I had been working out
nonstop for a week.

Fight for her. It will
     be worth it. They don't matter.
No one does, but her.

[deleted] I'd hate
     to get caught in that rain. Ouch!
That is so awesome!

Make sense to me, but
     I only did my research
and lived it. Thank ye.

I'd probably cut back
     if it bothered her, but I'd
resent her for it.

I must also thank
     you for informing me on
this phenomena.

I was also wrong
     about the date its on June
16th I guess so!

You should have seen King
     Edward and the seemingly
endless work that was.

I hear sounding can
     be a wonderful thing if
you've got the practice.

However, I think
     that he's not miles ahead like
many say he is.

Remember that time
     we cleared house of the mayors
in Monmouth County?

With lots of the graphs
     I was left guessing what each
line was. I see balls!

I think you're talking
     about *cub scouts*, which have boys
from first to fifth grade.

The base is always
     there because its the strongest.
So what do you do?

I'm pretty sure most
     Germans have never even
heard of Nantucket.

Can't make characters
     (especially dragons) without
some kind of purple.

IP laws, including
     copyright and patent, are
not all that different.

Mind if I have him
     come by and give a lower
than accurate price?