Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #78997

Not yet, but I will
     definitely check it out!
[deleted] Good lord....

Score: 0          

Haiku #78998

[deleted] I feel
     like this game is trying too hard
to be serious.

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Haiku #78999

I could really use
     some advice as to how I'm
doing so far. Thanks!

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Haiku #79000

As for everything
     you just said, I'm not really
sure how to respond.

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Haiku #79001

Hope you feel better!!
     Short answer: it depends on
the developer.

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Haiku #79002

today obama
     launched a new day care program
for the whole country.

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Haiku #79003

Have fun and be safe!
     Edit: How long will the dope
and meth last you? No.

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Haiku #79004

I could easily
     just put an AR-15 in the back
seat and drive on in.

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Haiku #79005

It's more accurate.
     Yet everyone defends one
side or the other.

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Haiku #79006

I thought you wanted
     to be a manager, just
in a different field.

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Haiku #44643

Just make sure to show
     your interest so they don't think
you're not into them!

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Haiku #78105

R u gonna steal
     his IP and hack him Welcome
to the internet.

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Haiku #79007

I think I'll just see
     the movie and, you know, form
my own opinion.

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Haiku #79008

They swim in one end
     toward the bait and once inside
can't find their way out.

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Haiku #79009

It's ok, they're not
     smart enough to swat you off
their head with their hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79010

Oil companies you
     may take my trees but you will
never have my beer!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #77576

Also waterproof
     mascara, but I always
do that anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79011

There is a very
     strong argument FOR buying
things made in prison.

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Haiku #79012

You should thank god if
     your house burns down, you should thank
god if your dog dies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79013

I believe we're just
     spinning molecules that will
stop spinning one day.

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Haiku #79014

You said "cult" because
     saying "religion" was not
insulting enough.

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Haiku #79015

The things I'm trying are
     not bringing anything up.
[deleted] Okay.

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Haiku #79016

[deleted] Okay.
     I'll get the casting results
to you when they're done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79017

So we use a word
     that gives intention without
being so blatant.

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Haiku #79018

This is however,
     the exact opposite of how
every husband feels.

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Haiku #79019

As I've said before;
     the American justice
system is fucked up.

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Haiku #79020

Hopefully hubby
     doesn't have to work and you
can still go camping.

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Haiku #79021

People love drama
     and conflict and they're going
to get what they want.

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Haiku #79022

I thought it would be
     good to hear what atheists
think FROM atheists.

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Haiku #79023

As in, the service
     manual for the two is
exactly the same.

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Haiku #79024

Pure gold. Nice find. Hey,
     may I make a suggestion
for the furnaces?

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Haiku #79027

I see one problem
     card but I'm not home won't be
until tomorrow.

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Haiku #79028

If I'm on a trip
     and eat fast food twice a day,
I feel so bad now.

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Haiku #79029

Olympia Snowe
     just retired and Scott Brown lost
his last election.

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Haiku #79030

This is a tasteless
     and stupid parody, but
parody it is.

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Haiku #79031

And comfort is right
     up there in criteria,
just ahead of looks.

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Haiku #79032

Queue up for different
     style events if you don't want
to do the world thing.

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Haiku #79033

LOL Its clear
     you attempt to teach things you
do not understand.

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Haiku #79034

Depending on where
     you live it _has_ been hotter
the last couple weeks.

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Haiku #79035

I was expecting
     some hideous creature based
on your description.

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Haiku #79036

This picture just proves
     that men need to start wearing
hat (not caps) again.

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Haiku #79037

Water in the hole!
     The Last Roundup is also
one of my favorites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79038

LOL! I will
     watch it when I get home, but
I can imagine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79041

If you start you might
     find it difficult to stop
in a few months. Why?

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Haiku #79042

This is beautiful,
     fantastic work It wouldn't
matter if it lagged.

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Haiku #79043

Lights and mediums
     will turn around quick when you
start shooting at them.

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Haiku #79045

You can't start a cell
     phone company and make all
your shit magenta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79046

Beautiful beaches,
     nightlife and Everglades tour!
Jeans don't need washing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79047

This forum does not
     exist to meet whatever
needs you want from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79049

I like it a lot.
     It's okay I understood
your Half Baked reference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79051

I haven't really
     expressed an opinion on
here, and don't plan to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79052

He damn well better.
     [deleted] I completely
agree with you, man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79053

Make it big enough
     that most of the kids don't go
to the very top.

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Haiku #79054

They may not like it,
     but they'll have to build a bridge
and get over it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79055

I'm always really
     confused how the bullet gets
through all of this stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79056

Seriously why
     don't they make killing other
people illegal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79057

Thanks for sharing But
     how is the nightlife (gay life)
in that area?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79058

and what can i say,
     im a sucker for a good
origin story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79059

Secondly, sounds like
     the guy who played your host was
pretty much the worst.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79060

[deleted] They didn't
     do a good job, he came back
:P The humblest!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79061

I suggested you
     might want to consider both
sides of the story.

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Haiku #79062

Yes, but E is most
     commonly attributed
to the dance scene. Why?

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Haiku #79063

I didn't even know
     he was with Olivia
Munn. Ooh very true!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79064

I see outside cats
     every now and then, but its
not very often.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79065

Congratulations
     on your progress and I hope
you reach your goal soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79066

It sounds like you've learned
     from your experiences
and improved your life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79067

Well, see you last week."
     Not *very* cool, is it? Cute.
Kinda amusing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79068

You could even bike
     to work if you wanted to.
It's gorgeous down there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79069

No. Its it better
     in some ways and thus worthwhile
to some people? Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79070

Great stuff dude! Yet there
     are Japanese style restaurants
all over the place.

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Haiku #79071

Amateur... This is
     brilliant, I'd love a download
link when you're finished!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79072

Now, please tell me all
     about this bunker of yours
and how you made it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79073

It doesn't matter
     what you write as long as you
do passion and grace.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79074

I am excited
     to really sort through your list
and stalk you a bit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79075

So the label was
     sitting there on the printer
all those miles away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44714

Yeah, I figured that.
     It's the great lack of context
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79076

my older brothers
     are models i could ask them
what they like Hip Hop?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79077

Those who use money
     for selfish wants then that is
bad of course. Mine too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79079

It's just one angle,
     but the money all goes up
to the same crime boss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79081

Poor first touch, sloppy
     finishing at times and his
passing is not great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79082

Someone is going
     to have to fillet the shit
out of those edges.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79083

Funny cause I play
     fighting games and its fitting
when people rage quit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79084

I would love to get
     in touch with someone who has
made this transition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79085

It was like I was
     right back in it, and it scared
the shit out of me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79086

I thought the way you
     connected each story was
really intriguing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79087

Whats going to make
     this gen stand one step
above the last one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79088

Nowhere did he say
     he was a good role model
because he was black.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79089

So I'm glad they didn't
     oddball question but Where can
I find that shelving?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79090

I LOVE the pictures
     but the title made me cringe
That's Tony Stark's thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79091

What about the best?
     Whatever animal will
choke on my remains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79092

No limits. Good job.
     I'm surprised you recognized
he's a wiener dog!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79093

My panties flew off
     my body, tearing a hole
in my jeans. Thanks dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79094

I've seen so many
     conflicting things researching
but I'll just leave it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79095

The writing, acting,
     and movie itself merely
facilitate that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79096

I got in trouble
     for shit I wasn't even
around to witness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79097

Our union has been
     notified and are looking
into it as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79098

Creating a strong,
     lasting impression should be
forefront of your mind.

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Haiku #79099

We need to know why
     you sometimes hate us for no
apparent reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79100

No source, this is what
     I remember my history
teachers telling me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79101

Turned out that they weren't
     but they were making other
things like v-2 rockets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79102

Maybe it's just me
     but you don't really need these
drugs to be happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79103

The *whole* earth creates
     gravity, it's not just some
core in the center.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79104

I got my cast off
     yesterday, broke the lower
tibia and ankle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79105

I spent way too much
     time watching skate videos,
gets you bummed out man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79106

Rather than walk way,
     player turned another page,
with the same result.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79107

Anyone who has
     spent time riding Jews knows what
I'm talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79108

This better work or
     I'm gonna have to spend more
money on take out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79109

You don't pass up on
     superstar level talent
when you have a chance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79111

I don't understand
     how guys can convince themselves
that that's how it works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79112

Either way, I don't
     give a damn what you think you
are entitled to!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79113

If they'd like to eat
     some tasty junk food, they should
pay for it themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79114

Most nights I never
     really get sleepy, but drift
off eventually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79115

When we turned it back
     on it put itself into
drive and climbed a wall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79116

no pulling so its
     definitely not too tight
Oh this thread again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79117

I obviously
     wasn't being serious
about the Punk thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79118

Now, stick with your new
     beginning and dedicate
your current life to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79119

patriarchy would
     be her not being able
to explore her kinks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79120

Story both gets less
     fucked up and even more fucked
up in different ways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79121

Computer Science
     is about algorithms
and efficiency.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79122

Disney owns Kingdom
     Hearts in paperwork only.
A power play goal...

Score: 0          

Haiku #79123

Sometimes I cannot
     feel my face What do you think
socialism is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79124

[deleted] Would've
     made a hell of a story
then Have you asked her?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79125

It's only long dress
     pants and a polo top (looks
pretty bad as well).

Score: 0          

Haiku #79126

Also I've never
     heard someone so excited
over a Shiny..

Score: 0          

Haiku #79127

If I were in their
     place, I would've done the same
thing & run away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79128

I don't know any
     myself by I'm thinking that's
neither here nor there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79129

The lower it is
     the more infantry I can
put in the army.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79130

Not that recent but
     I did update it alot
not too long ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79131

These are hardcore drugs.
     But a CREAM? The Traveler could
be behind the Earth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79132

I butchered that but
     awesome take on the crap you
win at carnivals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79133

Perhaps honey oil,
     opium extracts, or some
such shit. I dunno.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79134

You're an annoying
     little cunt ain't cha Betty
crocker instant mix.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79135

So perfect Don't feel
     guilty as long a you vote
for public transport.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79136

It's that last play or
     drive he needs where he doesn't
get it done. So yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79137

Just confused Reckless
     Greed with Ultimate Offering.
My apologies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79139

Persuasive people
     can use anything to gain
money and power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79140

And I would say its
     people like you are the real
barriers to peace.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79141

You know you really
     love the brunette and and just
want to bang the blonde.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79143

So we need to get
     this input into a file
for later reading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79144

What country are you
     living in? I like this place.
It has character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79145

Usually provides
     decent competition while
still letting me win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79146

Unfortunately
     due to allergies she can
only use Pampers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79147

It helps to show growth
     and how what she has been through
effects her choices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79148

Here's the thing. If he's
     giving you shit in good fun,
that means he likes you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79149

You're a completely
     marginal group bordering
on irrelevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79150

They are tough as rocks
     and will be dirt cheap because
dirt bikes have no frills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79151

Both of them are more
     believable than Shia
playing a tough guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79152

I never said don't
     be committed or have kids,
just don't get married.

Score: 0          

Haiku #77704

Everyone worried
     about the environment
and nuclear war.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79153

EDIT: Nevermind,
     brief check of his history shows
that he's always rude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79154

Looks like take your kid
     to work day Im in, but I've
never played pro club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79155

[Now my animal
     has no combat purpose, do
I still need those feats?]

Score: 0          

Haiku #79156

After the second
     time it needs to be done you're
now ahead, timewise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79157

That problem clearly
     has absolutely nothing
to do with black men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79158

I know they've got some
     talent that's developing.
I switched to the Spurs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79159

I'd like to hear more
     stories about people trying
to fuck up your night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79160

Hey, try not to "steal
     any sweaters" on the way
through the parking lot!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79161

This is amazing!!
     Any rooms available
for rent?? OK kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79162

Plus he has no say
     in policy when it comes
to that sort of stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79163

And my main point is
     that the irony mark is
not very widespread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79164

It's ok to be
     scared of chicks, but don't put em
all in a box, bro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79165

[deleted] actually
     i had this same thing happen
to me as a child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79166

(This time is different
     than the time they would both read
after they collide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79167

This will usually
     cause them to back down a bit
so you can escape.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79168

Enjoy your system!
     Don't forget to take a look
at all the demos!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79169

This is not bad, but
     you may have had better luck
with a daytime shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79170

Is the victim's first
     name "Drummer", or is it his
military rank?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79171

If you don't agree,
     write to the correspondence
address on your bill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79172

otherwise don't go
     for command if you can get
any better ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79173

I think you've been had.
     Maybe not.. From what I can
tell, it's mainly range.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79174

Part of the pain is
     panic and your fight or flight
is trying to kick in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79175

[deleted] I'm just
     glad to see recognition
for Lost Horizon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79176

Not in terms of how
     often it happens or how
low the prices drop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79177

Things have gone downhill,
     save yourself some time and stress
and let her go now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79178

I'm into some weird
     stuff, but this is just fucked up.
Welcome to the club!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79179

[deleted] Square drive,
     reamer, nut drivers, crimp cut,
a good knife, are some.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79180

And this one isn't
     really *that* bold but Tech goes
to the Cotton Bowl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79181

All right look, if it's
     no big deal to be Mr.
Pink, you wanna trade?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79182

I've that soldiers who
     have been in combat cannon
even smell bacon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79183

I thought it was real,
     but saved for the "unrated"
version dvd.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79184

I don't see the point
     in hating someone for their
taste, though. That's stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79185

regarding the whey
     and the browning, you were right
about the darkness!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79186

And I personally
     think that the Basics palette
is mostly cool toned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79187

When it's real labor,
     you will know (I know, people
hate when you say that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79188

[deleted] Show him
     that you really want it, give
everything your all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79190

Internet. I could
     just bathe in a lake and get
water from a well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79191

And, being a man,
     I can go to the bathroom
wherever I want!

Score: 0          

Haiku #79192

Hah... do you really
     think the government would do
something fair like that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #79193

[deleted] Are you
     FUCKING KIDDING ME. I don't
know guys. I don't know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79194

Some companies are
     dicks about it and don't make
universal apps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79195

And you know that how?
     I still meet people that claim
that was their reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79196

For the placement tests,
     you might be screwed but it is
worth looking into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79197

Unfortunately,
     there really isn't a way
to reset the dog.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79198

I drafted a black
     infect deck which helped me place
5th in my pod.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79199

then the McDonald's
     tweet stating to him they would
be in touch came out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79200

If I remember
     correctly he doesn't do
drugs or drink a ton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79202

Fucking christ this man
     is literally a thousand
times worse than hitler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79203

I'd say that car is
     worth every penny, best car
I've ever driven.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79204

I would suggest just
     starting from the beginning
and going from there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79205

Be very careful
     about having opinions
on ethnic affairs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #79206

Not a lot of props
     at this point, so fades weren't too
bad to implement.

Score: 0          


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