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I live literally
     across the road from the air
force base currently.

Let everyone else
     be free of it if they choose.
More toys and play time.

Give me your sources,
     stop avoiding the issue,
and then we'll debate.

Are you kidding? None.
     Certainly no more than what
are thought of today.

If I care about
     you I will take a bullet
for you every time.

I hope he goes back
     there whenever he decides
to stop managing.

I laugh my ass off
     in Shaun of the Dead every
time that scene shows up.

They may or may not
     have a good philosophy,
but they're sharing it.

The thing that changes
     is salary cap vs.
no salary cap.

He was a nice kid,
     a little odd, but he didn't
deserve it at all.

^^^^...that ^^^^was ^^^^me ^^^^being
     ^^^^shot Where did you go? Did you
use a company?

It's almost as if
     the rain has an oppressive
effect on our mood.

but no smell and it's
     been working like a trooper.
Hallmark, get on it!

He was just letting
     you know that he isn't some
law professional.

*Now we shall explain
     this another way, using
only exponents.

He goes by Will, or
     Willy. Dammit. Well... let me
know if that falls through?

Or carry rubber
     bullets, either way you don't
need to kill the man.

Not bone? I always
     check the backseat of my car
before getting in.

Apparently you
     also occasionally see
weird stuff going on.

The Bible has not
     changed to keep pace with the times,
it has stayed the same.

WHICH truth you give, is
     entirely up to you.
Not that publicly.

When thinking about
     this question, this is what went
through my head: "Seven?

I'm sure it will show
     up as an Actual Advice
Mallard soon enough.....

And, depending on
     the brand and how cold it is,
I just love the taste.

Mom. Dad doesn't take
     care of himself, and will die
sooner anyways.

[deleted] This was
     the last line, not the first line.
Great work as always!

Wade was better than
     Kobe this year. What are you
talking about, dude?

Our dog chooses not
     to join us, but our two cats
do often come in.

Buy the fucking game.
     Like someone who actually wants
to support a game.

And hats. I lost more
     than one really good hat through
high school and college.

Assuming you we're
     ignorant of history was
assuming the best.

A robot made from
     another 3d printer will
do the surgery.

Good luck. I don't think
     he's cynical I think he's
just cut his losses.

One is a really
     great game and the other has
really great graphics.

My ex just left me
     because he started doing
heroin again.

My old roommate did
     this twice after various
suicide attempts.

In doing so you
     might figure out what you want
to do with your life.

I wouldn't do it.
     The people I love are what
makes living worthwhile.

Does it even make
     the news when people get shot
in america?

A secularist
     is someone who separates
religion from state.

We poured soda on
     rocks and stumps trying to mark our
trail, stupid, I know.

Watching through the Rift
     is like looking at the world
through blurry goggles.

This would be so much
     more interesting if there had
been a rehearsal.

the jacket fits nice
     but i'd pair it with khakis
for a casual look.

Ah! If you think what
     I said was a rant you are
sadly mistaken.

The Best they could've
     done was grapple him and ask
what was his problem.

HEY! YOU SHOULD HIT HIM
     IN THE GLOWING JEWEL THAT TAKES
UP MOST OF HIS FACE!"

The filthy paper
     ball bounces into the tent
and off of a shoe.

The way to make sure
     you get one that you will keep
is to be yourself.

It's gonna be all
     about lighting and effects
this generation.

I'm sure it's just not
     easy to show, but how do
you know where to cut?

Is there a request
     process and rendering time
to have to wait for?

Also, if a new
     terrorist group arises,
we *won't* attack them?

If your beliefs are
     ridiculous, why wouldn't
we ridicule them?

There's no positive
     evidence that Aegon is
who he says he is.

If you damage it,
     you have to buy another
one if you want it.

Not really a big
     deal I just enjoy wearing
everything I buy.

Most people could work
     on that list for a lifetime,
and never be bored.

Pray to him open
     heartily my friend trust me
he won't let you down.

Missy and Trey were
     the only other features
and they both did hooks.

When we're together
     he loves telling me about
how school or work went.

I'm definitely
     making this in the future!
Marry her you fool!

[deleted] Holy
     fuck, guy, give it a rest, it's
not that big a deal.

We don't, though, which is
     why this conversation is
making my head hurt.

Might want to re read
     my post, I never mentioned
anything Sony.

Thanks, I guess I did
     know the answer, its just hard
to come to terms with.

Do you see many
     people sporting a toothbrush
moustache nowadays?

However, I just
     want to be at a healthy
weight for MY body.

I'm not saying that's
     what happened, just what she said
in the interview.

Im proud of her now
     though, she is eating better
and working out now!

i would happily
     pay that Nice list, but you didn't
answer the question.

Two scoops of sour cream
     will always be more than one
large scoop. It's a fact.

but is that on par
     with Europe removing their
worst neighborhoods? True.

Well, they'd probably use
     bulls, with horns, which would actually
be kind of gnarly.

You better believe
     I made a mess of those clay
pigeons yesterday.

Back when all the black
     guys were straight and the white guys
were the criminals.

He didn't say it slipped,
     and when pulling out, he made
sure it didn't slip off.

No one knows what will
     happen in the future, it's
best to forget him.

I have been training
     with a cheap hybrid I bought
cheap but I love it.

If your club is big
     enough, they may have a spare
set for you to use.

So I hunt those who
     don't know how to play the game
well :D Heading there!

I get what you're trying
     to do with the retro feel
but it doesn't work.

In a nutshell, there
     are r selected and K
selected species.

Could be nothing or
     your gallbladder could be what's
causing you some pain.

The guy being leaned
     on secretly likes the girl
so he doesn't mind.

Chest finder is not
     interfered with unless you
hide at a distance.

He won't deal to you
     unless you have referrals
from other people.

Some of us aren't slobs
     and can eat a few candy
bars without dying.

Am I the only
     one who never really liked
the L Word? My God...

Mar, they are here on
     peaceful terms.... but be alert.
I agree with you.

You will make mistakes.
     Its ok. Its ok not
to have the best grades.

Does it even make
     the news when people get shot
in america?

Even if he found
     weed really quickly it would
still be entrapment.

Trying to gain karma?
     Are you really that stupid?
Yes. You are a troll.

I don't usually
     do this, but I felt compelled
to tell you something.

Someone is from there,
     or a news story about
how shitty it is.

Can you take your dog
     anywhere if you get it?
Buy. Future seems bright.

She used my sweater
     without me knowing until
I saw her in it.

A better best friend.
     You will be complete again.
Until then, Be strong.

How does it work though?
     Will the commercial breaks be
made up later on?

Looks like it might rub
     my thumb raw after a few
hours of intense play.

If the price sounds too
     good to be true, it *is* too
good to be true. False.

That means income from
     employment, capital gains,
interest, everything.

What? it the graph, are
     the ends of the battery
really the same node?

I don't know Philip
     DeFranco but I didn't take
this as a "sad truth".

If you can save up
     drafts, it hasn't been announced
yet (to my knowledge).

A piece of history.
     It had no biases or
motives or evils.

I mean, their goal *is*
     to look as close as they can
to Elizabeth.

This is bad judgment.
     Good luck at life because you
clearly suck at it.

I feel like this could
     easily be a fat joke
and a skinny joke.

Thank you. [deleted]
     Seriously? Lol.
Not much of a feat.

Lots. It would at least
     have the most drastic and least
fixable damage.

So even if they're
     similar, none of them are
exactly the same.

I agree with you
     completely, but some people
are just really weird.

Just because it's been
     like that for a while doesn't
make it more equal.

Neither do asians,
     certainly not in countries
where they are guests. No.

Do female rapists
     network and share techniques? Yes.
[eels up inside ya?

I'm down to help you
     practice and just fuck around.
Do you have a mic?

Or the microphone
     on your right thumb and the ear
pierce on your left thumb.

This is the outcome.
     People get crazy and lose
their heads about it.

If you do not use
     your trademark it should not be
entitled to you.

That map doesn't help
     without clarification.
Its just colored dots.

My laugh always morphs
     into that of a friend I'm
close to at the time.

Georgetown in the back
     room can be reserved and you
can close the doors. Kids?

The company has
     gone through many hard changes
and been split apart.

As long as it is
     profitable Hand so good
he had to lean back!

No, she was saying
     that Clara can't be dead, if
River is still there.

Normally that would hurt
     probably a lot leaving you
with a nasty bruise.

That video was
     creepy as fuck, awesomely
animated though.

It is what it is.
     You're making everything out
to be life or death.

**Jim:** I guess he has
     been having a pretty bad
week without me there.

This particular
     piece of equipment, though, was
brutal, by design.

Unfortunately,
     nobody on my team wants
to listen to me.

Okay then. I don't
     really know to say to you.
I hope you get help?

I get the reference
     to hips, but what's this about
horse genders? yes sir.

Cashed with no problem,
     as the bank teller could see
I had been Jane Brown.

Same And for a while
     in the 70's they were also
white with red letters.

Thank you. I think you
     were the only one that was
digging his old theme.

Rubber raft. My first
     thought was Matt Smith elbowing
someone in the jaw.

They do a decent
     trout at the restaurant as well.
I'm too drunk to care.

Thor is a bit more
     believable, there being
no ice giants left.

I have been seeing
     this everywhere but I still
don't know what it is.

There is no 'try'." *"Wait
     'til you see my dick"* I do
the exact same thing.

I've been following
     this series, it's excellent,
in my opinion.

Those folks still pay things
     like sales taxes that, for some
reason, churches don't.

however this is
     often not a big enough
difference to matter.

This is a shit test
     and "demonstrate your value
to me" wrapped in one.

Weird looking pussy.
     Did she used to be a guy
or something? Sorry.

If they are too low,
     that can explain why you still
have hypo symptoms.

It seems to be all
     about personality,
from what I'm hearing.

That kitten is just
     checking to see if you are
ready to eat yet.

Agreed Seattle
     is amazing for both beer
and coffee offerings.

I get physically
     upset each time one of those
ads comes on. Me too.

You have to make sure
     to maintain even pressure
on the cutting tools.

Not to mention she'd
     be dead inside an hour if
we did let her out.

I do exactly
     this when a company starts
acting like a dick.

Money is not free
     speech and corporations are
not people. first post.

I honestly had
     to look a couple of times
to see what was wrong.

You're being lied to.
     Those containers are melted
down and recycled.

Never know, I'll keep
     you posted if I ever
go into business...!

that is the girl who's
     been showing him everywhere
for the past few weeks.

Whether this is right
     or wrong, it's reality.
This is what I cheer.

We don't like straw here,
     and we certainly don't like
condescending straw.

yeah, but unlike us,
     the Chinese military
budget is growing....

Parents usually
     don't want their kids smoking weed,
even if they do.

You sit and watch his
     video and then maybe
go drinking after.

Use it for a while
     and if you like it great, if
not give it away.

(Although I would love
     cheaper). Maybe just maybe...
You're the stupid one?

Any suggestions?
     Too lazy to search, what does
the second word mean?

Piece of shit software
     you needed to use them from
PC properly.

*I'm just glad someone
     else bullet points everything
too Nope. Chuck Testa.

I hope to see more!
     It's awesome! Aw, man! I missed
the Lucky Picks time.

There's too much going
     on to distract her with some
guy she doesn't know.

Can you share any
     more detail, how long it took,
what data remains.

Now they have to think,
     'Maybe I get through, but will
I die the next turn?'

She is just stunning.
     Gorgeous eyes and lips. I would
love to look like her!

What the fuck is that?
     You mean your *dick*? Then fucking
say dick, you pussy.

I am sure at least
     some will agree that every
man went through this phase.

They get hooked on these
     things from an early age &
it's downhill from there.

Which is usually
     what happens in any thread
involving consoles.

His videos are
     usually good until Mike
opens his damn mouth.

As one of those reps,
     I would definitely like
to not get fired.

If you need logo
     art, I'll be happy to make
you something for free.

Thanks for the feedback.
     I'm definitely planning
on getting a kit.

My hands are always
     torn up and permanently
stained from auto grease.

Fair enough I guess
     he gets a ton of casual
Canadian fans.

I guess if you keep
     your expectations low you're
always happy, right?

Nah, they taught us that.
     I was more talking about
"then you know you're fucked."

yes, but that also
     gives them good reasons to be
super dicks to you.

The problem has been
     confronted thrice, the first two
times very gently.

I'm not trying to be
     insensitive, that just seems
really odd to me.

Ike gets demoted
     and Wheeler gets promoted.
Do we all agree?

This is what happens
     when you turn authorities
into companies.

Pray to him open
     heartily my friend trust me
he won't let you down.

They're smaller than me
     and I can stomp them to death.
i agree with this.

Am I the only
     one who thought this was somehow
related to sex?

Then, maybe you should
     marry them, or not and just
still be together.

Chest finder is not
     interfered with unless you
hide at a distance.

For the White Council,
     I always feel that it has
been a bit contrived.

Goddamn it. My ex
     used to take me to the pub
and just shut herself.

Not yet, but I will
     definitely check it out!
[deleted] Good lord....