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This, I suppose, is
     supposed to give some merit
to the whole theory.

was it Make My Day
     Nails? I love her work! damn nerds
can't throw a football.

I meant the lyric
     video only being
posted once. Webb sucks.

He can run like Vick,
     who broke his leg a few years
back scrambling around.

You just need to put
     rounds on them and keep them from
taking your firearm.

I read that "pussies"
     part in a Russian accent
Just under two weeks.

I honestly think
     people have forgotten how
console launches work.

This often includes
     things shoved up your ass as well
for both guys and girls.

It already has
     the morning change logs, and will
soon have the road map.

He tries to close it,
     gets it like half closed, and starts
stumbling towards the couch.

In any event,
     I'm rooting for you. You seem
like a clean guy Phil.

**BAM BAM BAM** Get out
     here, those batteries won't last
forever, asshole!

In real life power
     plants do have a minimum
cost to operate.

Stop acting like you
     are some musical expert,
you clearly are not.

Some people go through
     life struggling, and with a big
chip on their shoulder.

When will the bullshit
     stop There really wasn't one,
they were all different.

Your future children.
     Your friends. Your parents. What if
you are dead one day?

Just type it in, say
     "Oh, it means this. Cool." and then
continue reading.

If the price was right,
     I'd sign up. You do realize
I play PC, too?

Told bosses at work
     I thought a certain person
was coming in high.

The pitiful man
     retreated to the med bay
and Matt pursued him.

Also, houses were
     (relatively) cheap when you
were in your mid 20s.

You simply can not
     compare out of date drivers
when buying a card.

You'd then be able
     to roll Shaw's line as the best
fourth line in the league.

Second of all, there
     was so much thought and research
in that decision.

Same here. Get nervous
     when someone touches my phone
laptop or tablet.

It's no solution,
     but it's the best we can do,
in my opinion.

People don't climb on
     this bandwagon just to be
part of the parade.

i swear that guy is
     all around awesome and just
such a great person.

connected to them.
     Like, the fatter part that stops
the cord from fraying?

You're an idiot.
     Everyone knows that black guys
don't go down on girls.

It's not critical
     to remember every dream,
just keep up on it.

cheers [deleted] What
     is he saying I cannot
reach him anymore.

Spoiler: you're Biggie
     in a drug induced coma.
[How to do research.

They say that dodges
     are known for bad transmissions,
they haven't seen Fords.

These all existed
     before the Bible was bound
several years later.

like you stupid bitch.
     Whoever owns this dog should
be shot in the face.

Whatever way you
     spin it, this is a really
arrogant statement.

in these comments is
     absolutely astounding.
seriously, whoa.

She has quit smoking,
     run a marathon, and been
promoted at work.

Its always going
     to be more expensive if
you live by yourself.

I hope you guys don't
     go Nazi status on us
for this... You're welcome!

Wrap someone in wet
     leather tightly, then let them
sit out in the sun.

I could run a play
     by post game if i you two
are good for playing.

I loved her. She went
     on to steal my boyfriend, who
was her manager.

[deleted] I liked
     the 8th grade pic better
Can't wait for this. Yep.

It's not biased towards
     anyone, it's a mind game
and baiting matchup.

It can be easy
     to mix up snow with a white
uniformed player?

It's attributed
     to James Dean and is a much
better sentiment.

I still kick myself
     over the amount of time
I wasted on her.

She thinks that she can
     walk all over you and dog
you like that? "Fuck her".

Another week goes
     by so we call again, "Yeah!
I'll be in this week!"

Then hold shift to hear
     the sound when changing if you
need to. Ah, I see.

This was very well
     made She looks like a dude, or...
He looks like a she.

I can't remember
     my name. What was the question?
Heartless is my boy.

"Sweet Fancy Moses!"
     What better person to get
acknowledgement from!

I would want a new
     tattoo artist if I got
that crappy tattoo.

Making the game is
     the only other expense
in the equation.

Thank you. Some posters
     assume we know everything
about everything.

That's completely wrong.
     Somebody has to actually
be there to side with.

Whoever wants me
     tortured convinces my clone
to do it to me.

I never realized
     this image was taken from
the book directly.

You need to think more
     about how the mechanics
behave together.

When asked the question
     are there any gods, I would
answer I don't know.

Big Macintosh's
     eyes shot open, his body
drenched in a cold sweat.

He switched the sink on,
     and splashed some water on his
face to soothe his nerves.

I just decided
     all I had to do was keep
talking to people.

"Well, I'm sorry then.
     Just had a bad dream, that's all.
Goin' back to bed now."

I told you that you
     knew the answer already.
Everyone knows it.

Thanks! Six packs on guys.
     They freak me out. Don't find them
attractive at all.

The class action suit
     over that was finally
recently settled.

Spend time with yourself
     and get your emotional
crisis in check first.

You'll eventually
     grow older and your looks will
chance (obviously).

After this, the parts
     should fall out into four or
five pieces per slice.

I just recently
     got my first Top Gun as well.
In my Hetzer though.

Next time she should go
     for water or a Shower
protein shake. What. The.

I think I will be
     sticking with champs that have some
type of hook or pull.

He makes it a point
     to say it to the women
in our social group.

The very low dose
     salvia high is nice, wish
I could prolong it.

Since you want people
     that have played a little, but
not bought anything.

I can see how it's
     thin in the photo where you
have a centre part.

You should try doing
     both and see what you feel more
comfortable with.

She promised she would
     sneak it back over later
but she never did.

I've since been called hide
     and seek queen and have kept up
the reputation.

They were offering those
     channels and just moved them up
to a higher tier.

Pretty much forcing
     you to upgrade once again
to get those channels.

They're fast. The cops were
     basically in earshot too
and took him away.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MAN
     SHOTS FIRED where did you get
those boots? I love them!

There's some other plays
     in that video that are
pretty sweet as well.

I think it's unfair
     to judge when you don't even
know all the details.

We have to change how
     elections work if we want
to have third parties.

Walked across it last
     Saturday night, about 2am
(so Sunday morning).

I'll write out the work
     and scan it if you REALLY
want to see the work.

This is easily
     the stupidest article
I've seen in long time.

Can go by Mega.
     Some good reading on this list,
but it's a mixed bag.

That's what happens when
     you having locking bathroom
doors and large bathrooms.

Losing in a game
     can be interesting, but it's
almost never fun.

Where the hell did you
     get the idea it stood
for Not Safe For Laugh?

Never said it was,
     although I guess "dropping down"
is rude to you guys.

Have fun with your build.
     One of the most exciting
things I've done this year.

Well done. Every day
     man, every day Effects, yes.
I'll agree on that.

What is the worst thing
     you've heard of a club doing
to a mole they caught?

If they look down on
     people who value reading
and education.

Or at least that's what
     I get out of it from trying
to assume the best.

My problems last time
     she was around me a lot
was I was too nice.

Just don't walk around
     looking shook and you shouldn't
have any problems.

Coming from someone
     who has one, and is a tall
skinny, lanky dude.

[deleted] i didn't
     realize we were arguing
with hyperbole.

The only question
     you gotta ask yourself is,
do you enjoy it?

A fellow classmate
     was asked to show me around
and show me the ropes.

Anything bringing
     this thread closer to the front
page, is fine with me.

Are you implying
     that Lil Wayne has good lyrics?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Doctor who? You must
     be packed with fiber as well...
ALL OF THE FIBER.

It's a fucking snuff
     film with real people dying
and you see them die.

How about you come
     over and do a better
job asshole!" Better?

I actually wasn't
     very confident that I'd
got my thoughts across.

Such a beautiful
     song [deleted] Think Phil has
something up his sleeve.

Because there's no way
     in hell Reggie offers him
what Chicago did.

If you're so wise, why
     don't you explain the logic
that goes behind it.

What's Vegemite land?
     What is this activities
fair on Saturday?

It's not like they don't
     let people in, the public
is allowed in there.

These quickly became
     completely filled with dead skin
cells etc.

What?! Dude, she can deal.
     I'm pretty sure it doesn't
literally hurt her.

On my 21st birthday
     I ate hot wings. My throat still
burns, a year later.

Rain Engine. Ill try
     to be controversial here
and say elektra.

if someone else is
     with them in the room, you can
inquire about them.

It's a nice theory,
     but these days who **doesn't** know
about breast cancer?

I used to just stuff
     my face until my stomach
was about to burst.

I tried to pretend
     like it wasn't making me
extremely nervous.

I'm pretty sure most
     laws detail exactly what
can and can't be done.

Has he surprised me?
     Yeah, he is a lot better
than I expected.

Building and mining
     ammo may well be my next
toe in the water.

Many find chubby
     attractive, but any more
is not. Personally?

Do you take shortcuts
     in your job because you are
feeling overworked?

They'll let you onto
     the field to watch the fireworks
which is pretty sweet.

He has wooden teeth.
     His parents were cousins but
"basically brothers."

I was just pointing
     out that that was conjecture.
What a great song too.

I always remove
     anything not locked down like
lights or saddle bags.

Never cared for it.
     It's perfectly fine if Gene
Wolfe isn't your taste.

Do you choose to do
     so, or is your brain actually
deciding for you?

There is a perfect
     way to solve it, but you can
make due without it.

I know it is hard,
     but my biggest regret is
not reporting it.

They for sure skipped us.
     If you're a better Singed, you
CAN make it happen.

Fairly accurate.
     Well, generally anything
with Spike, really. Just.

Not enough F1 cars
     nowadays have big teeth down
the side of the nose.

It's a neat trick but
     I wouldn't draw any big
conclusions from it.

i watched it over
     and over again and fell
in love with the song!

Join a club or two,
     you will meet cool people there
that share your interests.

Making the game is
     the only other expense
in the equation.

You need to refine
     down exactly what it is
you are offering them.

Any shuddering?
     I TALKED TO THEM FOR A WHILE
AND THEY AREN'T THAT WEIRD.

EVERY DAY. I dealt
     with this shit for almost two
with my ex girlfriend.

Angle perhaps, but
     I almost think the blade was
possibly too dull.

That's actually really
     good advice. I didn't know that.
Thanks for the info.

YOUR EXACT WORDS PAM,
     Gregor Mendel or I will
eat a bag of dicks.

I think it's a tough
     question because you may think
you know. But you don't.

I grew up with cats
     my whole life and had wanted
my own for ages.

Would you spew that vile
     shit out onto the girl who
got the abortion?

I'm glad you had good
     people being there for you
when you needed them.

I can call you names
     to justify ignoring
*your* arguments, too.

I'm pretty sure I'd
     make them pay for that ring one
way or another.

Perhaps he kept his
     composure because he knew
he pushed off a bit?

If she texts you right
     after your call, she is not
ignoring the call.

I might also use
     the time to avoid writing,
just as I do now.

They closed up all their
     stores in Houston a while back,
I can tell you that.

Im walking too far
     and the water's at my knees
now, but I cant stop.

I can't help but think
     that the girl is gonna screw
over the guy soon.

Answer is so great,
     this beat is so simple but
so damn addicting.

fish face joke Is there
     anything in those massive
stacks worth anything?

Not really. Those left
     and right speakers are *way* too
close to the centre.

If you have to ask,
     it probably isn't the one
you're hoping it is.

A trend popular
     with the red giants, so I'm
sure it'll burn out soon!

MAKE SURE YOU CONTROL
     YOUR KIDS. That said, they're plenty
old to start learning!

That's my default face.
     It's expressionless, it seems
to put people off.

You might also get
     camping trips from a local
science museum.

The one rule we all
     share in our relationship
was condoms a most.

I've never believed
     either thing is true, and I'm
not going to start.

I'm confused about
     the importance of this side
project anyway.

Whenever he tries
     to get close to the wave make
sure to chunk him hard.

I too needed this.
     Thanks. On my god yes I Change
my answer to that!!!!

I don't know how you
     always manage to out do
yourself but you do.

It sounds like, just like
     I was, he would rather feel
right than actually know.

Give the government
     your taxes and it will spend
the shit out of them.

So you're in Ireland.
     I'm over here. There's a whole
planet between us.

As long as they aren't
     Zombie Potatoes! I read
this in Butters voice.

I'm sorry you had
     that happen to you and I'm
glad you're okay now.

The first taste of it,
     then it gets a bit fuller,
then the aftertaste.

Does everything tastes
     like this if you put this much
effort into it?

I haven't mentioned
     that Romanians do not
have their own bad seeds.

I was playing on
     LAN with a couple of friends.
We play for money.

Just in case you didn't
     notice, toilets in bathrooms
usually have stalls.

Best change your hardware.
     Korea and Vietnam ill
agree with you on.

No one ever thought
     much of him but his proved worth
to an Ashes spot.

But think about it...
     why would true God want worship?
God has no outside.

Even if you can't
     have this on your plate you can't
ignore this either.

They might be willing
     to continue as was, or
pull back for a while.

Can't get off the couch
     to mingle 'cause you're too stuck.
Kinda miss those days.

Thanks for the input.
     I can definitely see
where you're coming from.

Were the four shots on
     his body armour, or on
unprotected spots?

All I could think was
     *good for him, I can not drink
and be sober too.

I think that there are
     too many people for our
planet to sustain.