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At least you branched out
     and went somewhere, most people
never get that far.

Here's a compromise:
     Adults can do to themselves
what the fuck they want.

Just leave kids alone.
     It doesn't get much fairer
than that. Front page this.

Israel and Gaza
     are two fucking dumb ass kids
fighting each other.

I can assure you
     my crystal ball gives top notch
financial advice.

Coming soon items
     are not allows in this sub.
Per the Lego site.

it makes you wonder
     had there been someone looking
back what would you do.

There's a reason why
     I titled it a long time
ago, but things changed.

I want this. Take her
     out of the situation,
or leave it alone.

lol its just
     auto pilot to put them
on there at this point.

But what if no one
     remembers how to read Morse
Code? South Florida.

I personally would
     say wait at least one minute
and you're probably fine.

If I wanted phone
     app style games I would have paid
for apps on my phone.

Many people go
     with emulation since its
easy to record.

The Ariel ones
     were two of the same picture
and a different one.

I think the two ball
     putters were coming onto
market when I quit.

My question is what
     is the term for what the front
is doing. Thinning?

If your telling me
     that's not terrorism, you
are out of your mind.

It's devastating.
     The Better Half is also
really good for it.

The fact that servers
     don't know their rights does not mean
those rights don't exist.

This customer was
     asking why and I told him
I just like to laugh.

I don't know about
     the last part, but it would still
be a vicious fight.

Asking him to be
     backup for a Champions
League team is a lot.

It completely changed
     my life, absolutely, both
in good and bad ways.

Use "number" when you
     can count the objects, like words,
cups, or eyelashes.

I even wanted
     to put a bag of flaming
crap on his doorstep.

Glad to see you still
     use that imagination
to make up problems.

I will never be
     able to figure that out
but you're right, they do.

Then I slowly rise
     to a standing position
and open my eyes.

It's relatively
     good money and fun if you
like working with kids.

He appears he's trying
     to distance himself and he's
back in "actor" mode.

Lifestyle changes can
     cause weight gain, your story is
hardly a strange one.

Ghost is a very
     common thing in dreams, again
especially with kids.

You wanted to go
     find comfort in in your moms
bed, but was too scared.

What happens if you
     start the microwave oven
with nothing inside?

Just kidding, but please
     don't steal our trees, or our rain!
They are my favorite.

He has the power
     there but in society
as whole he doesn't?

After that, I would
     stick with black shoes, wedges would
be fine if they're nice.

If I were you, I'd
     do what a lot of other
people did and leave.

will provide as much
     or little light as you want,
whenever you want.

I always pictured
     the BoM people as grunting
like neanderthals.

[deleted] oh wow
     first time I hear something bad
about Ravenous.

Dark Souls and certain
     strategy games are the big
exceptions for me.

hope some of this helps.
     I can neither confirm nor
deny this statement.

I called Atlantic
     cigars and had them charge me
for the second box.

I have it on good
     authority my rage was
actually visible.

Completely agree...
     Cod shields were a blast while these
are ok at most.

But before I had
     the chance to jump in, it had
already happened.

Thanks for the reply;
     I'll check your other one out
for more info, then.

This criticism
     lacks any intelligence
or understanding.

Just not in South Wales.
     The use of language here is
...interesting? at best.

I was in third grade
     and had this kid, I did not
know, play with dog shit.

I was surprised by
     this too, considering how
good the movie looks.

Well, he probably will
     get someone to go with him.
How much are tickets?

I've let it post though.
     [deleted] Do u actually
really like biscuits?

He references things
     that are happening on the show
now and in the past.

Being active is
     key That "Thanks, Pete" is gonna
be the death of me.

Circumcised men tend
     to be overly focused
on penetration.

If the crumple comes
     out clean, I do an extra
crumple just in case.

Maybe I should say
     that I hope to be able
to afford one first...

I think this ban is
     justifiable, the guy
was clearly trolling.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

So are you saying
     that function might go away
due to tailoring.

was a good target
     and they have a very good
returning tight end.

I love kids. I'm just
     not at the point in my life
where I can do that.

What I am saying
     is that it has similar
combat elements.

OP, I recommend
     the book Sirens of Titan
by Kurt Vonnegut.

When you do things right,
     people won't be sure you've done
anything at all.

Personally have had
     more female officers than
male in my section.

"things were better back
     in the day" I'm sure they were
mate, I'm sure they were.

Use a condom since
     adoption and abortion
are not an option.

I know that sounds rude,
     but in reality it's
pretty accurate.

Often, this is done
     through peer pressure and subtle
forms of persuasion.

Many dogs come back
     from kennels less well behaved
than they were before.

I'll give you two bags
     upfront and the other three
if you succeed. Deal?

Blunt was cool with it,
     his label wasn't, so Weird
Al didn't sell the song.

edit 350k Oh, thanks
     for the clarification.
Quite the list they have.

I'm sure most people
     already know but no one
ever points it out.

This universe will
     forever be infinite.
This is horrible.

Believe me, they will.
     So fix it before taking
one more step forward.

We all started small.
     Then eventually you start
getting creative.

Thanks OP now I know
     what it feels like to skydive.
Get rid of horses.

I'd hate to see what
     would happen if you sneezed while
squatting on the bowl.

Sometimes they will want
     to have you meet someone or
give a tour real quick.

Censor, the live post
     fight interviews from the guys
in the arena?

Pictures must contain
     only men and must only
contain the poster.

There's no link to his
     photography page, no ad,
just his watermark.

The suit in question
     is a navy Thompson from
J. Crew Factory.

If you were the norm,
     belts and suspenders wouldn't
be so prevalent.

You can volunteer
     for room and board or even
work while you travel.

Honestly with him
     the biggest indicator
is the way he trains.

Very cool I don't
     think most answers exactly
answered your question.

Don't leave the dishes
     because she hasn't picked up
the living room yet.

The 350/G35 and 370/G37 will
     always look smooth and sporty
in my opinion.

It sucks, but I don't
     think you should expect much else
from them anymore.

Second, in regards
     to growth, it all depends on
your risk tolerance.

It's not about how
     I couldn't pay my half or
go in on the tip.

If enough people
     feel a certain way about
you, maybe they're right.

Forget that. Rice made
     Favre that year just as much
as Favre made rice.

i have a large yard
     where she roams and she eats grass
and other small plants.

It would drive us both
     crazy, it isn't what you'd
call a relaxed place.

I know it doesn't
     feel like it, but you've still got
some growing to do.

Thanks for the invite.
     So what happens when someone
new adds to the thread?

It isn't happening.
     My argument has nothing
to do with teachers.

Do you know the main
     party platform of Hamas?
I'll give you a guess.

I'm too ethical
     to be a chimp and too smart
to be a lawyer.

there is a big gap
     between what we want to do
and what we can do.

[deleted] this is
     so amazing [deleted]
[deleted] Thank you.

It is not his place
     to force you to have children,
it is your body.

Steinbeck said that, "No
     man ever hated someone
that they understood".

I don't think he was
     going to switch to Easter
season at that point.

Substitute the ham
     slices for Spam slices if
you're on a budget.

Make friends and hunt him.
     If your on omega I'm
willing to help out!

This is probably me
     just being out of touch, but
who is Joe Rogan?

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

But it probably does.
     Also, no surrender is
one of their slogans.

I'll get to any
     movie theatre and there
will be a long line.

I'm definitely
     considering the August
and September dates.

Another problem
     is, what does it even mean
to be 'good' in smash?

I made a statement
     that you can get a ticket,
and I was correct.

It is a little
     gauche, maybe we can come up
with a better term.

Hoping someone has
     real input The Boys, by Garth
Ennis? Anyone?

I want it nicknamed
     Francis and I'm not fussy
about where it's hatched.

I assume backside
     doesn't affect the price, right?
Well it's about time.

[deleted] Why is
     the title a smiley face?
Could you explain please?

Ah well, I've still got
     ten years left on my contract.
Hope you get back in!

People go bankrupt
     from medical bills and lose
their homes and savings.

It won't be my house
     that crashes in value when
the shit hits the fan.

You might want the boost
     before one dirt pedal but
after another.

Vote of the upward
     orientation always
for dogs in cute shoes.

Nothing concrete yet,
     and we are not planning on
making a blacklist.

Then move your index
     finger and allow the tape
to fully retract.

Unless they wanted
     to change a few other words
in the title too.

Sci fi is about
     technology creating
and fixing problems.

Unless it's actually
     just a high quality but
still massed produced one.

Well done for what you've
     managed so far OP, and good
luck for what's to come.

If that is the case
     then it definitely would
be a better quote.

If you're not having
     all of the rumors, then was
he injured or not?

I don't really when
     or what the posts were called, but
there have been a few.

It happens. You flat
     out cant afford a debt, you
just stop paying it.

And using the Spurs
     last year as a team with depth
to win is a joke.

We should just be glad
     that we got one of the best
talents out of it.

She won't come in here
     as she knows her ass be called
out on to no end.

Your wife is pretty
     cool man for not having hard
feelings over this...

If you thought they were
     working on it this whole time,
you've been mistaken.

so disrespectful
     man Yes, you obviously
understood the post.

Nice wave spotting there,
     Timmy. *high five* We could do
with some evidence.

They can only be
     aimed in a very, very
general area.

I was super sick
     when I was pregnant and just
fucking miserable.

I would recommend
     updating that second drive
because it could fail.

The closest was Reach,
     when they were finishing their
stint with Microsoft.

And how it is damn
     near impossible to fire
hand guns in both hands.

Not picky. They just
     tend to be utterly lost
as to what to do.

Chandler is a great
     defender, but no one else
in that lineup is.

Looks pretty good man!
     I appreciate stone blocks
over Spanish tile.

Why should I burden
     myself to screen cap a page
when I don't have to?

My only excuse
     is that I'm not a native
English speaker. Cheers!

They're all army green
     Very good ideas, I'll
put a pin in that.

And even if you
     travel by car, you should be
getting friends with you.

Private companies
     rolling out 10gig lines to prep
for the future? Where?

I'm super bummed I'm
     running errands and missing
this, I'll tell you what.

So you cannot say
     that one side is clearly right
in any of this.

We should instead be
     promoting intelligence
and healthy lifestyles.

I didn't see any
     numbers in your first comment.
Care to supply them?

Brian Wilson's SMiLE
     may be what you were looking
for in Smiley Smile.

God. I hate Hot Springs.
     Nothing but drunk indians
and small town losers.

Reduce civilian
     population and disrupt
key infrastructure?

I chose this over
     wooden spoon because there are
better speed upgrades.

So now your bosses
     boss is pissed and it goes down
the chain back too you.

He makes anywhere
     feel the most comfortable
and secure for me.

The fact that a phone
     could survive a plane crash is
pretty impressive.

DISCLAIMER: I don't
     know if this will work for you,
but it's worth a shot.

This sucks. It's the worst
     and you feel like you'll never
be happy again.

My money is on
     major modifications
to the preaching work.

My suggestion is
     to thin your paints a little
and do more layers.

A basic income
     would be paid regularly,
just like a paycheck.

I don't know if that's
     much consolation, but it's
all I've got. Say what?

How punk isn't that?
     Reminds me of the garbage
green day just put out.

We live in a small
     "party" town, so probably not
much you don't have there.

And THAT, my friends, is
     the most obscure comment I've
ever created.

Oh, in that case, well
     then yeah, you totally proved
Riot wrong. Good job.

I agree. I think
     Mark could do a decent job,
but not the best job.

Hopefully boudreau
     makes him stop doing stupid
plays bight after night.

It probably would've
     been much worse had I not been
wearing anything.

No more physically
     fighting to cuff people who
don't want to be cuffed.

For that matter, when
     you arrow him down just run
and grab the claymore.

Maybe but it was
     more being bummed that the joke
didn't work than awkward.

Hopefully we'll be
     able to get on the field
and meet some players.

I've heard it's pretty
     bad, but I didn't know it was
*that* bad. OMG!

Instead he appears
     to think they should all shop more
at Gap or something.

Most songs are simply
     repeating one thing over
and over again.

Don't freeze his body
     if you are going to do
this, refrigerate.

The mere fact that you
     have a defense attorney
is irrelevant.

Later that evening,
     Jose stabbed a guy and ran
south of the border.

I also think if
     you ever move this could work
in other spaces.

Read your comment, thought
     you were riding the karma
train, wait a minute...

That is why bigger
     expansions will be better
than small adventures.

Is it possible
     to chisel in a wheel route
into a mountain?

If they're a virgin
     [deleted] Yea I still love
that Humble bundle.

There's nothing I can
     possibly do to please you,
nor would I want to.

Cardio will kill
     gains if you do cardio
instead of lifting.