Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #163060

This will set you up
     for the most important step
in the whole process.

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Haiku #163061

I was nice to be
     around generally pleasant
attractive people.

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Haiku #163062

For example, Know
     Your Enemy. It's a good
album regardless.

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Haiku #163063

Guys, give the minor
     premiership to someone else.
I want the real one.

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Haiku #163064

Individual
     humble bundle links are not
allowed in the sub.

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Haiku #163065

Rowan Atkinson
     in the Bond movie Never
Say Never Again.

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Haiku #163066

A congregation
     can indeed get together
and call a pastor.

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Haiku #163067

Better yet, mount some
     auto targeting anti
snake lasers on there.

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Haiku #163068

And largely useless
     for scientific debate.
Serve yourself, buddy.

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Haiku #163069

Soon as I find some
     pita bread you're going down!
You sure it's not real?

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Haiku #163070

Or a little like
     Rorschach from Watchmen if you
make the background white.

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Haiku #163071

We met in a Wal
     Mart parking lot and he filmed
the whole transaction.

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Haiku #163072

[deleted] No pun
     intended, but only now
I see! You're a gem!

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Haiku #163073

Hello and welcome.
     What was the last thing you did
for the first time? Nope.

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Haiku #163074

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE
     SPOTS! HIS TUFTED EARS! Melee,
anything melee.

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Haiku #163075

They are established.
     I will add you and open
in a few minutes!

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Haiku #163076

I also need more
     deputies, facts have been too
relevant lately.

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Haiku #163077

We don't decide that,
     then say oh Group A, this is
your job to do this.

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Haiku #163078

That seems pretty clear
     cut as biological,
not social, to me.

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Haiku #163079

This area is
     roughly the same size as what
we already have.

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Haiku #163080

Have you even seen
     the episode of Doctor
Who with her in it?

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Haiku #163081

It's your opinion
     and i'm fine with that, even
if I disagree.

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Haiku #163082

I assume you're based
     in the Netherlands, do you
have charity shops?

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Haiku #163083

With tech, it seems like
     almost everything gets thrown
out every few years.

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Haiku #163084

We need to able
     to compete with Nevada
Yeah. I don't get that.

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Haiku #163085

People like subways.
     I'd like to build subways all
across the city.

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Haiku #163087

As far as I know,
     nobody ever told me
there was a difference.

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Haiku #163088

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #163089

I'd also suggest
     switching to a heavier
duty detergent.

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Haiku #163090

Year, I kept standing
     there for a few minutes just
to listen to him.

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Haiku #163091

Definitely talk
     with your Endo to see if
this works out for you.

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Haiku #163092

I believe my friend
     uses Python quite a lot
in his current job. Oops.

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Haiku #163093

He abandoned them
     completely and their lives went
to shit pretty fast.

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Haiku #163094

Your content ranges
     from acceptable to great,
in my opinion.

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Haiku #163095

Do you mean that you
     can't expand an existing
street to an highway?

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Haiku #163096

Most of the buildings
     were demolished by Israel
upon withdrawal.

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Haiku #163097

I would imagine
     that the rugby players from
England go this route.

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Haiku #163098

Once this case is filed
     with the court, you will have all
technical details.

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Haiku #163099

Sorry, that's not true.
     That's a Western projection
onto those cultures.

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Haiku #163100

if you have purple
     ammo, get into a place
where you can use it.

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Haiku #163101

Will be signing up
     once home from work. He was safe.
Challenge that shit. RIP.

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Haiku #163102

Idiot will get
     the surprise of his life, but
at least it's just beer.

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Haiku #163103

Living where we do
     during the summer till late
fall it never stops.

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Haiku #163104

They cling to the old
     hatred for anyone not
exactly like them.

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Haiku #163105

Jews can ethnically
     cleanse other jews the same way
anyone else can.

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Haiku #163106

I'm a big sci fi
     fan, but even if you aren't
I still recommend.

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Haiku #163107

But enough peach fuzz
     kind of hair to see it's not
just a bald baby.

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Haiku #163108

So it goes one back
     one up one back one up if
you can picture that.

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Haiku #163109

Our politics now
     aren't good but where would we be
if McCain had won?

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Haiku #163110

Well, she's not playing
     this festival, so go see
Meg Myers instead.

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Haiku #163111

Some people have said
     Freddy's is much better, I'll
have to try it out.

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Haiku #163112

You will never be
     denied entry to see her
if you would wish. I..

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Haiku #163113

Drunk me makes the best
     rockets, but I have to let
sober me fly them.

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Haiku #163114

There was a a sauce
     video on it a while
ago, I believe.

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Haiku #163115

That's funny, lets see
     how funny you are sucking
my dick with no teeth.

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Haiku #163116

I'm going to take
     the team with the quarterback.
A true homer pick.

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Haiku #163117

Tobacco Yeah but
     I can't talk like at all or
I'd wake someone up.

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Haiku #163118

No. Aches also has
     to trust that the sub or his
3teammates don't tattle.

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Haiku #210050

S! A! U! S! A!
     U! S! A! U! S! A! U!
S! A! U! S! A!

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Haiku #163119

Do most people just
     buy tons of nintendo games
to get a poster?.

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Haiku #163120

Once this case is filed
     with the court, you will have all
technical details.

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Haiku #163121

watch the anarchy.
     Fish is possibly the worst
smell on my smell list.

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Haiku #163122

It's a nice bonus
     if it happens, but it's not
something I'd *expect*.

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Haiku #163123

You won't beat it you'll
     *run it*, and everyone will
think you're an asshole.

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Haiku #163124

Or one? I pulled off
     onto a soft shoulder once.
Slow motion nightmare.

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Haiku #163125

So the new one will
     have an extremely slight bump
in processor clock.

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Haiku #163126

The man they call Jayne!
     Can't believe I used to think
that shit was funny.

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Haiku #163127

What happens if you
     have Aaron and Derek both
scheduled at that time?

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Haiku #163128

A lot of people
     thought my older brother was
hot back in the day.

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Haiku #163129

Those descending string
     triplets in the opener...
My fingers just can't.

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Haiku #163130

They do currently.
     Enough reports is equal
to chat restriction.

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Haiku #163131

You get exactly
     the same amount of screen real
estate for content.

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Haiku #163132

My only issue
     is, I don't know anything
about monitors!

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Haiku #163133

I'm a teacher, too!
     We're pretty common around
here, I think. Good luck!

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Haiku #163134

[deleted] Why do
     you have an email address
or a stress address?

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Haiku #163135

I'm sure they have food
     and water everywhere there.
Must use with Taylor.

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Haiku #163136

What did he tell you?
     There's really no need for you
to get so upset.

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Haiku #163137

Unlike the Flash set
     this year, the set actually looks
pretty substantial.

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Haiku #163138

Thank you! A reply
     like this is exactly what
I was looking for.

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Haiku #163139

Go play To The Moon,
     you can pick it up crazy
cheap on a Steam sale.

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Haiku #163140

Finding cavities
     in teeth is literally what
dentists study for.

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Haiku #163141

Guns can be pretty
     terrifying and I think
you're on the right track.

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Haiku #163142

the gradient would
     allow you to make color
blindness tests. Go Bill!

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Haiku #163143

I have pop theory
     about it, if you're willing
to listen to it.

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Haiku #163144

So my question, how
     sweet is it to have a full
head of hair again?

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Haiku #163145

It's also something
     that you pretty much only
do when you want to.

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Haiku #163146

Info on different
     holds was especially useful
and though provoking.

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Haiku #163147

Maybe they can raise
     taxes for doctors as well.
You don't wanna know...

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Haiku #163148

I hate answering
     these questions all day and all
night all the time [This?

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Haiku #163149

Riot has to pay
     all the employees that go
into a broadcast.

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Haiku #163150

All other sections
     are either single tickets
only or sold out.

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Haiku #163151

And the following
     person who said "All aboard
the gold train!" Thanks dude!

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Haiku #163152

Welcome to the group!!
     If you love nail polish then
you are among friends!

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Haiku #163153

Wait till they roll, throw
     some flames, ignite unburned fuel,
blow up diesel truck.

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Haiku #163154

Pretty sure that's not
     the play in question, unless
I'm missing something.

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Haiku #163155

Because that's what will
     ultimately happen if
this gets introduced.

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Haiku #163156

off topic question,
     do you know if 2K games is
currently hiring?

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Haiku #163157

I pay for races
     because I want my money
to go to a cause.

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Haiku #163158

(Laughter.) Rush Limbaugh
     does not count as a troubled
asset, I'm sorry.

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Haiku #163159

Rush Limbaugh does not
     count as a troubled asset,
I'm sorry. (Laughter.)

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Haiku #163160

Things are easier
     now, but in a lot of ways
I miss the old days.

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Haiku #163161

Oh of course! Just don't
     do it on plane's propeller.
You'll thank me later.

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Haiku #163162

Also, if you don't
     have an electric heating
pad, you should get one.

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Haiku #163163

I think he means him
     being at the top and his
team at the bottom.

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Haiku #163164

I know they'd be safe,
     but I'd be scared of the curved
display for gaming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163165

Ordinance won't get
     you locked up. Yes. Yes it will.
You need a lawyer.

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Haiku #163166

Criticism or
     support from outside of their
base doesn't matter.

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Haiku #163167

Yet they don't play his
     music on any of their
radio stations.

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Haiku #163168

Man the Vikings front
     office came out of that one
smelling like a rose.

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Haiku #163169

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #163170

If they can handle
     you at your lowest, give them
nothing but your best.

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Haiku #163171

[deleted] I got
     my Speed3 done at The Shade Shop
on Santiago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163172

To each their own, man.
     Just stating an opinion.
I'll ask him and see.

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Haiku #163173

IMO it's a much
     better shoe with a much more
refined appearance.

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Haiku #163174

consider me teased!
     I'm interested, but tell me
more about you guys.

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Haiku #163175

I'm guessing that is
     just because it fits better
with their team comp then?

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Haiku #163176

Have you encountered
     this particular approach
to "sour beer" before?

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Haiku #163177

Jim and Pam. Thank you
     so much! I just registered.
But... You're not married.

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Haiku #163178

The water is clean
     after a very short time
when I clean the tank.

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Haiku #163179

[deleted] There are
     terrorists waiting for you
in the afterlife.

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Haiku #163181

By all accounts, you
     go with what you know and are
comfortable with.

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Haiku #163182

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163183

Dude surely Supreme
     is the height of all hype shit
like that, not Diamond.

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Haiku #163184

I think I tried them
     already, but it won't hurt
to try them again.

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Haiku #163185

In my case, despite
     the circumstances I still
went ahead with it.

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Haiku #163186

IT DOESN'T MATTER
     WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! cool. ill add
you when i get on.

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Haiku #163187

Ya, I hope there's some
     stuff for the Death Knights to do
in the expansion.

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Haiku #163188

I honestly don't
     think you really understand
why nice guys act nice.

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Haiku #163189

I said in my first
     post that you just have to work
around these problems.

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Haiku #163191

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163192

We are miserable
     with what we are doing, but
can't see a way out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163193

There is no such thing
     as a dream too small or goal
too out of reach Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #163194

If I ate that much
     that often I would balloon
to 350lbs in a week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163195

I had fun and knew
     exactly what I wanted
when I got married.

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Haiku #163196

Could go on and on.
     All the young people here need
to watch the highlights.

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Haiku #163197

Some are better than
     others, sure, but they're all messed
up in their own ways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163198

Everything made me
     cry yesterday, including
while I was driving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163199

Your intentions do
     not dictate what is going
on in a fetus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163200

A basic income
     would be paid regularly,
just like a paycheck.

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Haiku #163201

Put it on your desk,
     you'll never have a paper
fly away again!

Score: 0          

Haiku #163202

I can barely get
     into orbit, never mind
this work of genius.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163203

I want to believe.
     You are joking right? This is
like a joke question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163204

And hey, if people
     are buying what you're selling,
more power to ya.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163205

on paper it works
     going into the season,
but who do you get?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163206

It's still my favorite
     puzzle after owning one
for at least a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163207

I know it's his thing
     or whatever, but it seems
so out of place No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163208

I'm a scientist
     and programmer and have no
interest in gaming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163209

Why would I tell them
     to fuck off when I *mostly*
agree with their stance?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163210

I thought you guys might
     give me specific advice
on how to use this...

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Haiku #163211

Have no idea
     how I found them in the first
place, but they're awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163212

only difference was
     my character was a spell
scared paladin (4E).

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Haiku #163213

I can't say for sure
     because I can't read minds, but
I think mostly both.

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Haiku #163214

FUCK. I am a full
     grown man with a beard that shoots
guns for a living.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163215

Once again, thank you
     for your advice, I really
appreciate it.

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Haiku #163216

A lot of bottles
     are actually slightly over
sized it seems. Of course.

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Haiku #163217

He is now looking
     at a loan in the second
spanish division.

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Haiku #163218

*(slang, vulgar)* Brothel
     added you. please add me back.
my gates are open!

Score: 0          

Haiku #163219

That full song was great
     thanks to Lonely Island though.
Looks good to me bro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163220

I'd respectfully
     part ways with you on that one,
but to each their own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163221

So I'm glad you're not.
     Hoping for a Tottenham
Seattle repeat.

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Haiku #163222

With my daughter's hair
     looking like that, I would be
making the same face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163223

Agreed. House really
     only cares about his plans
and the Strip itself.

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Haiku #163224

I was leaving right
     around the time that got big
among the racists.

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Haiku #163225

You wouldn't even
     notice if you just started
with the second one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163226

I wasn't keen on
     any other Halloween
films in the franchise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163227

Oooh, I shall! Thank you
     :D You know you're actively
being brainwashed, right?

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Haiku #163228

It's a solid kit,
     but you'll need to do some work
to make it look good.

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Haiku #163229

Which is not only
     dumb because they've already
established she's not.

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Haiku #163230

There is really no
     reason to upgrade unless
your system just dies.

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Haiku #163231

Then this sub wouldn't
     be going through such a damn
freak out. Mayonnaise?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163232

So look for a guild
     with a tank who you wanna
talk to and learn stuff.

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Haiku #163233

Debs was the real deal.
     Here's a review of the book
from a friend of mine.

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Haiku #163234

I've seen that before.
     Did you know Andy Warhol
drew that banana?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163235

Could be lying but
     seems like Riot would have said
something if he was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163236

Where is your listed
     Copywrite? I have not been
able to find it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163237

Maybe Otto will
     do something this year but thank
god we passed on him.

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Haiku #163238

No problem. It would
     be nice to toggle home, school,
work for example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163239

Do things, pretty much,
     because I don't have any
right to not do them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163240

In PM, I don't
     feel so constrained, or held back
by game mechanics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163241

Thank you very much.
     Do you have any other
advice to offer?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163242

It's a much faster
     process, but the same process
as without heimer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163243

My wife has to stop
     letting the Today show stay
on in the background.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163244

It's been good to me
     for landscapes, architecture,
and the odd portrait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163245

This also prevents
     that awful greasy feeling
that sun cream can cause.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163246

I never got past
     that mission in Doom either.
I would love the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163247

I don't think it will
     be a hiatus but I'm
still super upset.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163248

[deleted] Yea, thanks,
     someone beat you to it, though.
Oh yea, no worries!

Score: 0          

Haiku #163249

Because if you read
     the thread again, I'm doing
nothing of the sort.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163250

I have a full time
     job, but it isn't that great.
How much would it pay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163251

The "old school" ones are
     not old at all, they are just
static shielding bags.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163252

I'm wondering if
     we've been able to figure
out what those rules are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163253

Weren't they rats that got
     mutated from eating dead
dragons or some such?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163254

I'm curious why
     you think he was widely known
during his lifetime?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163255

Hope to see this up
     and running when I return
to the USA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163256

With your knees of course.
     Then stop flipping out over
literally nothing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #163257

Got incredibly
     frustrating trying to climb up
some of the mountains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163258

Online now, and will
     be available all day.
Its not very good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163259

Why not consider
     restricting them from playing
the game overall?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163260

Still vegan. The oil
     that the chicken fingers are
fried in is vegan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163261

As long as tables
     aren't needed people are free
to chill as they please.

Score: 0          

Haiku #163263

At least you branched out
     and went somewhere, most people
never get that far.

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