Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #309119

There's nothing special
     ("hardly renown") about him.
Hope this helps. Bullshit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309120

So, if anything,
     the room actually is warmer
for all his efforts.

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Haiku #309121

It's fair to say stats
     on players from T1 teams are
fairly accurate.

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Haiku #309122

If it makes you feel
     better, your quality is
way better than mine.

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Haiku #309123

EVERYBODY could
     use a new axe, they're always
great to have around.

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Haiku #309124

It's me. All of me.
     Should have put the amen break
into the title.

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Haiku #309125

You can continue
     to raise our children without
my input. Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309126

Schneider makes a save
     Offense takes the puck up ice
Fucking shoot the thing!

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Haiku #309127

So it's certainly
     possible it isn't real
amethyst crystal.

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Haiku #309128

Seek out other, new
     people and try to find out
what you connect on.

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Haiku #309129

you should do something
     that is completely different
from other people.

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Haiku #309130

There was also no
     evidence that the bras helped
get rid of back pain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309131

If you shoot someone
     with a firearm your intent
better be to kill.

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Haiku #309132

They're the new wet n
     wild ones and you can find them
on their website too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309133

And Team Silent just
     released their new work, so that's
exciting as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309135

This is not the same
     thing as punishing him know
for what he did then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309136

This is fantastic.
     Especially the "focus on
one thing first" mantra.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309137

Hell no one bothers
     to check any hardware news
related pages.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309139

You stop noticing
     the ways in which the deck is
stacked in your favor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309140

In case of prolonged
     or severe diarrhea
contact your doctor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309141

The Philippines were
     colonized by the Spanish,
though, so that makes sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309142

Serious, question.
     Why though? Isn't he one if
the best on the team??

Score: 0          

Haiku #309143

Sometimes I envy
     those who can, as it truly
seems to bring them joy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309144

The whole country has
     320k inhabitants, 120k live
in the capital.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309145

The European
     Union merely rubber stamps
what comes down from them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309146

Even the third eye,
     the mind of Christ, his wisdom
and understanding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309147

If I win I will
     gamble it via bull stock
market investing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309148

another Sealand
     Top XI thread How and where do
you find these women?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309149

Ended up getting
     banned because they can't handle
the truth. That's nonsense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309150

Thank you very much.
     will Try to do a review
to let the world know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309151

"Can you store this on
     your PC for a few months
until I get home?

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Haiku #309152

And Ron was really
     only gone for like a month
or two, wasn't he?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309153

I think it would look
     really nice as a three part
piece on the wall, thoughts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309154

Though the Butchery
     is there and they have fucking
awesome sandwiches.

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Haiku #309155

That is subjective,
     I admit, but it is still
based on arguments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309156

That really isn't
     how people make decisions
about where to move.

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Haiku #309157

When you wanna ride
     the wave, prepare to get sucked
into the ocean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309158

Space around the Earth
     is not as empty as some
other parts of space.

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Haiku #309159

Your post's flair can be
     switched to 'Items Sold' once all
items are purchased.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309160

She squats heavily,
     but that does not require strong
arms, just back and legs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309162

Yeah, basically there's
     no reason for them to check
who has the stuff now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309163

I think you even
     claimed that blacks are more likely
to be criminals.

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Haiku #309164

Why not try a more
     sophisticated hairstyle
and more chic glasses?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309165

My favorite part is
     where you're getting down voted
for your opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309166

It wasn't correct,
     and I could've better looked
for the county road.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309167

how long did it take
     for you to start noticing
changes in your face?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309168

Plus he seems pretty
     functional if he's going
to Walmart alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309169

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309170

Seems as though parents
     should NOT be in charge of their
famous kid's money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309172

Wait, if the riddle
     told you he was midget how
is it a riddle?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309173

I probably only
     had a month or so under
my belt, but damn you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309174

Then your matchmaking
     system will create balanced
matches lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309175

Ahh, yeah fair enough.
     Gotta jump on those random
guy hot streaks I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309176

I am interested
     in setting one up, just not
really sure how to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309177

They are not far from
     the original structure,
and what made those work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309178

It's good to know there
     are more people out there who
have the same sex drive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309179

You understand what
     makes the clown work, but it's not
funny anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309180

Hurricane Hugo.
     There were trees uprooted down
the street from my house.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309181

It would have hurt less.
     But no you're a coward on
so many levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309182

Have you considered
     any ways to mitigate
those issues? There are!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309183

My main problem is
     I wasn't fully braced since
I was signaling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309184

[removed] [deleted]
     Oh hay. You can still get COG
Scylla :D Thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309185

What you need is no
     kitchen access or do all
the dishes yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309186

She absolutely
     can't invite other people
to stay at your house.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309187

That's what generally
     happens, and it's totally
my favorite play style.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309188

Sadly, it's probably
     from ignorance of driving.
He is NOT racist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309259

EDIT: Or you can
     take an Alaskan Airlines
flight to Cordova.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309260

Your name If you don't
     put any punctuation
at all, what happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309261

Only God can judge
     is a widely accepted
religious belief.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309262

The employees get
     to choose where they sit and what
kind of desk they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309264

Disclaimer: I am
     not a scrolls biologist.
No, people gild them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309265

Polar Bears are not
     known for their ability
to rationalize.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309266

A lot of people
     in Brazil feel the same way.
Are you shitting me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309267

Scottish person here
     and literally none of our
music sounds like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309268

Ask the right questions
     and watch them go red and start
stumbling on their words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309269

The thing is, I want
     to know how much on advance
I'll have to order.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309270

[deleted] Put on
     some coffee and start breakfast.
Wow, your feed is great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309271

You cant make someone
     else happy, until you know
what makes you happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309273

Even when men fight
     for sole custody, they don't
win most of the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309275

They can take it or
     leave it. I think it was graves.
But I'm not sure tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309276

51years young It can be
     either, depending on what
happened with the line.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309277

Props to the ladies,
     that sounds like a lot of work.
Inside to the right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309278

Inside to the right.
     Who are you? Thanks to you too!
What a load of piss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309279

I enjoyed that game,
     but thought it was deeply flawed.
This looks promising.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309280

It still doesn't mean
     that it's being transmitted
through your saliva.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309282

The AI is actually
     beating me quite often now,
which is a good sign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309283

My boy does this too!
     We like to say he's doing
penance for his sins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309284

Huh. Did not know that.
     I'm in the car now so guess
I'll do it later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309285

I was so hoping
     that that things with your husband
had gotten better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309286

Am I at risk if
     I simply don't send money
unless it clears first?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309287

What a "terrific
     guy" that Epstein is, he sure
likes his ladies young!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309288

I think I've only
     failed to convert on either
play three times total.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309289

Finally I clean
     up and take a nap because
sweet dreams rock my socks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309290

Yeah for a long time
     I judged men for hooking up
with younger women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309291

If it was I'm sure
     the discussion would have been
had decades ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309292

I sure as hell would
     LOVE warm bread with my salad
thank you very much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309293

A little known fact:
     these birds migrate to and fro
Russia every year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309294

Oh ok, I was
     really not understanding
what he was meaning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309295

Eh. That would just mean
     only creative players
could change it though, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309296

Yikes. I'm excited
     about the witcher but yea
I see what you mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309297

Definitely look
     up Nova River Runners
and give them a call!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309298

You're mad a Bill Gates
     because he is doing what
the law says he can?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309299

No one is forcing
     you to watch those videos,
plenty of others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309300

No one is forcing
     those girls to get with those guys,
plenty of others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309301

None of the sales guys
     at the company I worked
for ever did that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309302

Please sort posts by 'New'
     and see if the topic was
posted recently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309303

You need ID for those.
     Is that not the exact way
Xanax King was caught?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309304

And I love rowing
     gears and hearing the turbo
vanes close between shifts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309305

ahh yes, for when you
     need to hunt really big cops
The community.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309306

Sure he's in the game
     with a female Cain and, you
know, Fredrick exists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309307

Carl: But I'm your friend.
     Dan: No you aren't, Carl. Your just
my secretary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309308

Very few people
     understand it when they hear
his name. Please add me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309310

Good luck. At least you
     got your id unlike me Thanks!
Great looking Corse SE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309311

On a separate note,
     what the hell kind of headline
is "Conclusive Proof"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309312

Please tell me again
     how Japan can secure its
country on its own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309313

that is why i was
     so surprised that she went threw
the wall. lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309314

Spin offs change setting
     because they can't out do what
was done already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309316

Love to have clubs rise
     like Leicester City against
the other top clubs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309317

that's where i'm staying,
     and i'm also driving up
from colorado!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309318

Thanks I play Support
     in both ranked and casuals
every time I queue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309319

"Great one! That was where
     mine had gone too," Lucky said
with a cheerful smile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309320

I think the Queen needs
     to have a word with you yanks
:p a salty scone!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309321

Hope you get what you
     strive for, such dedication
should be rewarded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309322

I primarily
     use corsair link (the software)
to control the fans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309323

Not sure I ever
     posted photos but I can.
They are quite painful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309324

You can use a bow
     on a swap with blink arrow
and mirror arrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309325

Sort of like Lucid
     Dreaming but being awake
and aware of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309326

Composing though is
     even harder, and most bands
do both of those things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309327

Just play ramp spells, burn
     spells and lands and kill them through
Commander damage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309328

Crazy someone from
     my middle of nowhere high
school is doing this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309329

It's racing. As long
     as you don't call the woman
thirsty, we're all good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #274771

His support of things
     like *free college and health care*
just aren't feasible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309330

There is no option
     to move screen edges in or
out on the TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309331

False equivalence.
     The Jews were never any
threat to Germans. Mao.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309332

How did you hash it?
     I couldn't get it to hash.
That's fair. This sounds great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309333

I know you'll make some
     difference because in my life
you already have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309334

[deleted] Thank you.
     I'm glad I'm not the only
one who thinks that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309335

I have now wasted
     several hours on two separate
support calls to MS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309336

The chick was screaming
     "fuck me" and the dude yells out,
"I'm fucking you, bitch!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #309337

Again, we wouldn't
     lose any players through this.
It's just a signing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309338

Different accents will
     have different emphasis on
word endings and vowels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309340

you're hard wired to breath.
     It's not a preference.) First let's
set a common ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309341

So its not about
     sheer popularity, its
about audience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309342

Misinformation
     and ignorance are the two
biggest reasons. nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309344

An app to use on
     your toilet to separate good
from horrible shit?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309345

((Yeah.)) I love lurking
     /del/ man. There's always something
interesting to read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309346

English is my first
     language, so I know my way
around a pronoun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309347

By our own standards
     we would determine our own
election was rigged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309348

Hard to say. My boobs
     are too big for padded bras,
so I don't wear those.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309349

So, instead of just
     light grey to black, pull em both
closer to center.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308031

God chose a really
     horrible way to reveal
his "final" message.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309350

It just makes me want
     Raising The Bar more and more.
That's not passive, dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309351

I don't care, piggy.
     Here goes. *I raise the cleaver
and bring it down, **hard**.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309352

Pretty much any
     newer antidepressant
lowers my threshold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309353

But they wouldn't do
     as much against giant loon
or golem poison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309354

My only hope is
     that Baby goes to heaven
in the finale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309355

If rich people do
     drugs and and are still rich then
there is no problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309356

Don't let your feelings
     for your ex prevent you from
finding someone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309357

Just casually ask
     questions and seem interested
in the responses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309358

Another lined up
     the next night in another.
Had to break that one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309359

All members agreed
     to suspend usage until
we fixed the problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309360

Nothing is confirmed.
     At least it wasn't still wrapped
around your neck. Sweet!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309361

And the manly men
     you see on the side can meet
your physical ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309362

For tomorrow I'm
     thinking Majerus again
in a sprint finish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309363

I just assume there
     have been a lot more orders
than they can cope with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309364

I agree it'd
     be a great thing but not sure
we can afford it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309365

I've seen here that some
     places won't rent to locals
as a policy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309366

You have literally
     nothing to gain from them from
what I remember.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309367

Sorry. I admire
     your ability to be
calm about this though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309368

I've gotten zero
     empathy from anyone
including my wife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309369

I usually test
     the chemicals and adjust
as necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309370

But I wish people
     understood he was better
than what they have now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309371

This one can only
     write or read, while others had
things like a display.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309372

Same with driving, you
     think what if I hit something
and didn't realize it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309373

Then you matter not
     at all to this discussion.
mind showing ur box?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309374

However friendly
     characters can also be
effected by this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309375

though it's not any
     more worthwhile then making one
originally was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309376

Just not sure about
     cruises dosages and how
often to do bloods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309377

They have set a price
     to use an unlimited
amount of data.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309378

The more I search, though,
     the more I think this will be
my only option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309379

Is there anything
     written on the back that could
narrow down the search?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309380

Let alone college.
     And one big enough to play
on the line no less?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309381

BOOK FEATURES THE MOST
     OP AS FUCK CHARACTER YOU
WILL FIND IN YOUR DAY.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309382

Lewis thought he was
     #blessed, but today he was #cursed.
5th Element.

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Haiku #309383

The juice collection
     is getting out of hand, but
gotta try em all!

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Haiku #309384

This made me chuckle
     at first, but then made me sad.
Good luck work your work.

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Haiku #309385

Pristine Edge. Case closed
     Hot boxing your snowed in car
is the best. I'm in!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309388

Watching Movies was
     fine, but it isn't really
my type of music.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309389

I can name double
     that number without even
thinking about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309390

Just recently spent
     several nights there for my first
Yosemite trip.

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Haiku #309391

The ducks could extend
     his contract and then trade his
contract to the Leafs.

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Haiku #309392

Or are the views mixed
     as they currently are here
in America?

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Haiku #309393

Anything gimmick
     wise that it will have over
the PC versions?

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Haiku #309394

It would be a big
     story if there were any
actual lies, indeed.

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Haiku #309395

To add to this, there
     is a key for the roses
in Australia here.

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Haiku #309396

Be sure to share it!
     Who else is running Big Time
Timmy Jim out there?

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Haiku #309397

She did not take part
     in any significant
way in the fighting.

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Haiku #309398

There's no in between?
     You could accept an offer
graciously you know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309399

I got it sometime
     in high school, and I'm now two
years out of college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309400

He names the Traveler,
     and makes a boast about what
he will do to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309401

The rest of us who
     have common sense however
will choose differently.

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