Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #308777

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308778

Can't knock people who
     are active like that I guess.
A greater being.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308779

This is a stupid,
     brainless move, whether you like
to hear it or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308780

You might get a more
     universal conclusion
for all of these plots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308781

Wonder if they'll still
     give him the tilt shot even
tho he got injured.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308782

Just throw them in harm's
     way, who cares if they get shot?
Over the top, boys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308783

To which of these groups
     do you think you will cater
more in the future?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308784

As soon as I can
     afford not to, I'll never
touch the stuff again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308785

What about features
     and other things getting patched
without approval?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308786

I'm starting to like
     this channel more than the Alt
Shift X videos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308787

Good way to do it.
     So where do we draw the line
on common words then?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308788

Wait so if one team
     wins wouldn't they satisfy
point A B and C?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308789

The lack of motion
     makes it much easier on
the bar starting out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308790

It's been so long since
     I've seen that movie, must've
gone over my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308791

Inventing lighting
     and detailed anatomy
aren't my strong points yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308792

Good choice I grew up
     catholic, was baptized and had
my first communion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308793

Even not being
     that ot was still a solid
solid game IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308794

You have to play each
     side differently because they're
not symmetrical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308795

Fuck, I'm a union
     man but this video is
WAY over the top.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308796

Buried way down or
     cremated, I don't know what
his last wishes are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308797

Sure thing! The deck was
     slightly dated, so I had
to do some tweaking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308798

Is it amazing?
     Tell me it's amazing. Wait,
don't. Ugh. No worries!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308799

Or discounted gas
     despite having a pipeline
on their property?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308800

Instead, I've started
     getting him things we can spend
time together with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308801

I'm still think he has
     some sort of niche, I'm just not
sure what it is yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308802

instead of stopping
     the run, he decides to walk
parallel to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308804

so go right ahead.
     I skip meals when my D gets
too unbearable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308805

Fake as fuck, don't trust
     anyone who writes "reyna".
Here's one. Per noodle!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308806

Lance it He doesn't.
     He says ['tell Albus I'm proud
he carries my name'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308807

Then, you take these four
     sounds and soften them, yielding
"D", "B", "J" and "G".

Score: 0          

Haiku #308808

To all the people
     saying that it's like this all
year, trust me it's not!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308809

They had an awesome
     E3 show blowing all others
out of the water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308810

It's a good thing that,
     technically, there is no law
governing spelling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308811

but up the ante
     and I can start to agree
with danger factors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308812

;p I don't know what's
     worse, being a pedophile,
or a Vikings fan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308813

Those would be good starts.
     wouldn't he come from under
the ring? Was sixteen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308814

that cat is gonna
     grow up to be a biter
and not well behaved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308815

I just try to help
     people in situations
i've found myself in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308816

I do! I only
     go in once or twice a week
though since the pay sucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308817

You also might like
     the Nike Tennis Classic
or Converse Sawyers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308818

Does she not respect
     you enough to let you cook
and eat what you'd like?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308819

And i think Dragon
     Age would be a good fit Don't
think so. WITNESS ME!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308820

Since I'm a recent
     college graduate, this is
actually news to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308821

Not really sure what
     else to say. Quality work.
I always do this!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308822

Now are cars being
     slashes in half and selling
for discount prices?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308823

I've heard mixed reviews
     on them from the media.
Enjoy your demo!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308824

Anything over
     200meters, and football players
would probably gas out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308825

This is ONLY from
     2PM to 6PM! Make sure
you get there on time!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308826

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308827

The idea you
     are arguing for was dead
before you were born.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308828

But that doesn't mean
     all types of socialism
are bad ideas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308829

So I'll try stopping
     by one after work one day
and picking some up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308830

Good sheet Just because
     you don't like it doesn't mean
there's no room for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308831

Then add in the cooked
     pasta and broccoli, and salt
and pepper to taste.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308832

I hope you have been
     open and honest about
your feelings with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308833

Why is this myth not
     entrenched more in Japanese
culture, like Western?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308834

lol EDIT:
     Okay, the whole video
was pretty scary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308835

If more of "Britain's
     First" start doing this we can
call them terrorists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308907

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308908

The roof most likely.
     Since its roofing tar and was
found on the roof. Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308909

[This reactor is
     still a big part of IT, but
IT is a huge waste.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308910

I almost agreed
     with them but they kept saying
people were "designed".

Score: 0          

Haiku #308911

The challenges are
     about removing guns from
the population.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308912

Practice aim and spray
     so you are ready to fight
1v1. [deleted] Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308913

My wife would even
     notice that I'm in a bad
mood from playing tanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308914

Done! Back Please Never
     heard of this guy before, what
do they mean by prince?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308915

I'm talking about
     entrepreneurs (which I guess
is cheating a bit).

Score: 0          

Haiku #308916

Consensus takes time
     to arrive at if it is
humans doing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308917

I think the guy who
     was going to bomb new years
was a refugee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308918

What happened this game?
     Clear penalty. [deleted]
As a foundation?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308919

They are not making
     babies, no marriage for them,
anything else, sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308920

I'd love to, but we've
     kind of got a fire breathing
down our necks right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308921

That's actually a small
     fry he's holding it's just his
hands are so tiny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308922

[removed] Don't worry
     folks, I'm sure Quebec will still
get their subsidies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308923

People will exhaust
     their other options before
resorting to that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308924

Sweet. Yeah I love mine.
     Great guns. Too bad Colt doesn't
make them anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308925

"That's one point," he said
     with as much optimism
as he could muster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308926

You remember how
     to treat others like decent
human beings, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308927

"Going out to smoke
     some cannabis" Ever heard
someone say "bong rip"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308928

He said Shroud. [removed]
     There's literally no reason
to smurf in a 5-man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308929

I also wanted
     to try using neon pink
as my first layer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308930

I have so many
     friends who say they would just shoot
and I keep thinking...

Score: 0          

Haiku #308931

Crack is microwaved
     cocaine that gets you longer
prison terms. Pardon?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308932

In qualifying,
     the English stream had issues
while the French was fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308933

Well, then so many
     candidates and Presidents
have been criminals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308934

Now just need to drag
     my ass to a notary.
Only time will tell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308935

It's fucked up and it's
     wrong but that's just how it is
with some of those moms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308936

kai, from digital
     rev, was able to get some
amazing street shots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308937

Only ever saw
     one other guy with a bike
at the Broadway stop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308938

Now tho, asian scene
     is getting busted with cheats,
throws etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308939

Just say that your door
     is open because you like
to tempt intruders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308940

He hasn't done much
     outside of his comfort zone
that I can think of.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308941

Not so much concepts
     like talent or genetics,
which are fallacies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308942

And personally vet
     and monitor the people
you grant access to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308943

It doesn't take all
     the steps, but has the same or
better end result.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308944

And just so you know
     I'm not an alcoholic.
There is a difference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308945

Slamming your body
     into the ground really sucks.
He was on TV?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308946

Every swingers club
     we have been to have their own
group of regulars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308947

You kept on eating.
     Exactly the same reason
im here. Ill add you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308948

Sending money back.
     I like Mexicans I just
wish they would live here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308949

It's me my old friend.
     Bonsai chili plants growing
from animal skulls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308951

Swarovski if you
     have the money, Vortex or
Nikon if you don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308952

False. The wrong owner
     will not turn a chihuahua
into a killer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308953

But I have people
     who understand, who I can
talk to about this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308954

And this board is all
     about gloating over pricks
getting what's coming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308955

So I have one good
     hand and very limited
access to money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308956

Do you have to do
     some sort of assignment based
on your work placement?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308957

Just saw how he spent
     270k!! diamonds on the recent
lucky card event.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308958

On the phone, my friend
     is like "no way I'm getting
caught up in that shit".

Score: 0          

Haiku #308959

To avoid interest,
     you pay the "statement balance"
before your due date.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308960

[deleted] shit was
     legendary This does not
happen in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308961

Seems like everyone
     I'm playing with and against
knows what they're doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308962

Yes The DAO is dead.
     But the next "DAO" will be more
secure and robust.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308963

I am already
     working on trying it out, but
I need more info.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308964

But this may also
     be a liability
in a home for sale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308965

The thing is, you don't
     fill up your car with petrol
everyday do you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308966

I love Flash, but I'm
     so worried that Snyder is
introducing him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308967

I think the 3v5 fight
     in the previous game got
to their heads a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308968

And I dance dance dance
     and I dance dance dance Edit:
I've made a mistake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308969

Very domed half sphere
     cap that extends down probably
not even an inch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308970

Check out all Buddhist
     traditions, just like you would
the latest movies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308971

However I am
     skeptical and sad because
I am skeptical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308972

I'm a straight female
     and I honestly can't take
my eyes off from here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308973

Is it just me or
     is the quality really
bad in these pictures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308974

But if it happens
     throughout the race then yeah, I'm
going to be pissed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308975

That was such a waste.
     True, i get so enraged when
I see the abuse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308976

*takes notes of mean things
     to do later* It doesn't
matter who was cast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308977

I think my ex found
     someone who is a better
fit for him as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309046

It doesn't matter
     if link is a girl or chick.
It doesn't matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309047

Weed won't kill you or
     anything but it is not
healthy Blowout soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309048

Yeah, being raised by
     someone alone, who couldn't
take care of themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309049

I said that once. Well,
     I guess that's one way to spend
your time in a game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309050

I have gotten some
     hilarious Poor cards when
making Pauper cubes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309051

It makes them look weak.
     I had a cat years ago
that used to do this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309052

there's also Schubert
     and Mozart later tho Don't
you tease me. "Soon?" No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309053

start thinking about
     who I want to play next game
Pretty much spot on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309054

What more could I want?
     The universe is a vast
& wonderful place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309055

Though the keeper did
     foul the player who headed
the ball in that clip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309056

With a little more
     practice, you'll get the timing
and solo down pat!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309057

I think you made peace
     with the fact your ex cheated
on you, good for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309058

I think you're being
     really sensible and yeah
you're on the right track.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309059

There's every reason
     to root a phone that has reached
end of life support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309060

No wonder people
     still haven't discovered him.
Someone getting stabbed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309061

Just because you don't
     need it doesn't mean other
people also don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309062

It's an unholy
     union of provolone, swiss,
and who knows what else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309063

It takes a true fan
     to follow a team that has
had its ups and downs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309064

He was a rich wine
     snob who was sick of paying
taxes to the Brits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309065

That's my favorite too.
     My brand! I am paying fees,
but no assignments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309066

"In ruby" is not
     something you can possess, like
"experience" is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309067

It's doubtful. More will
     be probably be added, yes.
Hard to remember.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309068

Can you feel tickles?
     Could you tell if an ant is
walking on your face?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309070

AW is a bit more
     complicated than people
give it credit for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309071

If other people's
     depression bothers you, then
avoid these comments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309072

He could in fact be
     satirizing the widespread
use of such filters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309073

Creativity
     comes in bursts which is a great
time to lay things out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309074

Going to put them
     in my library tonight
for my trip, thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309075

Mine too! I would love
     to see your concept Why is
everyone laughing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309077

Doesn't Russia teach
     high school students how to clean
and fire a fire arm?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309078

Woodhead and Brady
     looked like the only Pats trying
for most of that game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309079

Because those "burger
     flippers" (AKA humans) can't
afford rent or food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309080

Now I finally
     made my mind and I told her
I wanted her back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309081

Buy the meth. This is
     not a crazy theory it's
very possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309082

*Everyone* knows it?
     Somebody ought to let North
Carolina know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309083

As an installer.
     Not someone who gets caught up
by fast talking sales.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309084

You should be charcoal.
     Was some of the amperage
directed elsewhere?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309085

I don't think team will
     tolerate any driver
pushing other off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309086

Whether or not she's
     on the pill, you need to be
using a condom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309087

Good thing texas is
     big so there's a chance they wont
be located near me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309088

lol [removed]
     I'm not telling you my spot
so you can take it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #309089

Saves a ton of work
     and will perform much better
than a Java port.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309090

Yes, but can you say
     apples aren't red because some
apples are green? Nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309091

You must have a big
     dog to be able to use
muffin tins :P Right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309092

All this time I thought
     I was bad AND blind. At least
I have my vision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309093

If you're interested
     just apply, or hit me up
on here. Good luck man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309094

Doesn't suggest good
     interpersonal skills or
overall judgment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309095

Stands the test of time
     in a way that some simpler
beats might seem not to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309096

Or are you saying
     that we should not judge them by
their words or actions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309097

I don't know you but
     I know people who discuss
this issue like you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309098

Do you end up dead
     from their use of deadly force?
Are you still alive?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309099

I've especially been
     enjoying their delicious
new Sunset Menu.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309100

Just tell the other
     drivers to stop mowing us
over on the road.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309101

And since we can't get
     rid of the *tools*, you can get
rid of the *people*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309102

But if you have game,
     money will get you lower
cortisol levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309103

The problem is when
     you aren't a healer you can't
tell who people are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309104

Do you get upset
     when you don't get the last word?
Yeah, we have noticed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309105

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309106

I would of rather
     had McLeod back than Barron
who was overpaid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309107

I sent the last known
     location in this station
to the Commander.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309108

All other badges
     have limits but sale badges
are unlimited.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309109

Why can't I do both!
     :D And shh, let me have my Mean
Girls moment. Agreed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309110

NOTHING. This story
     is continent wide, maybe
you should get a grip?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309111

She wanted to jump
     on me but my mom told her
to go to her bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309112

You should be relieved
     that this horrible person
in your life is gone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309113

Put a Gadsden Flag,
     or confederate flag, out
on your property.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309114

Be very aware
     that the scope chassis will be
hot if you do this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309115

Yeah, but I don't know
     all her operations off
the top of my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309116

So my best option
     is to contact them and work
out a payment plan?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309117

Need the boss soul from
     the old iron king to get
through shrine of winter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #274564

Just leaving that here
     in case, you know, anyone
actually cares to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309118

I think my buddy
     has been playing with this skin
for the past few days?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309119

There's nothing special
     ("hardly renown") about him.
Hope this helps. Bullshit.

Score: 0          


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