Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #307384

Most open cans should
     be fine if she is sleeping
in a different room.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307385

Good idea, or
     just bring multiple smaller
cards if it's cheaper.

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Haiku #307386

"It" obviously
     referring to the title.
You're not shadow banned!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307387

no one has ever
     blamed Cleveland for being too
loyal Frankly, no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307388

I do notice that,
     as expected, you couldn't
answer my questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307389

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #307390

Offense heros are
     good for pushing and killing
things on the front line.

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Haiku #307391

It's the Taiwanese
     traditional characters
that make me freak out.

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Haiku #307392

I am sorry one
     plus sammy took my money
better luck next year.

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Haiku #307393

I don't have a lot
     what to compare with, outside
phone camera. Kit lens?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307394

Hope those people get
     their questions answered Who has
the cap space for him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307397

I pretty much prepped
     myself with all of the rat
poison from the map.

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Haiku #307398

[deleted] First thought
     was that he said "it's a tie"
Hi there! Great question!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307399

Hormel Orphanage:
     Many unwanted babies
Welcome; none come out.

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Haiku #307400

But again, with these
     practices I only get
to see the play live.

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Haiku #307401

Period. You will
     be so happy when you find
your true home. Good luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307402

I missed my other
     two exams that year and stayed
in bed for two weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307403

Their life is probably
     going to be even more
hellish otherwise.

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Haiku #307404

He literally just
     went into a location
to harass workers.

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Haiku #307405

All I had to do
     was a quick refresh, why did
I not think of that.

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Haiku #307406

And there are always
     water streaks on the **outside
**of the dishwasher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307407

I imagine her
     acting like you were a dog
and she had a treat.

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Haiku #307408

That's not a good thing
     by any means, but you can
do that, that's your right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307409

You're playing into
     the devil's hand by having
one and using it.

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Haiku #307410

[removed] Yeah but her
     accent always makes me think
she had a slight stroke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307411

Opened prophecies.
     Got one for Sceptre of God.
Twelve coins to seal it.

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Haiku #307412

And yes, my mother's
     partner goes by Nana, but
she earned that title.

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Haiku #307413

Alternatively,
     you can steam pricked chicken thighs
prior to grilling.

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Haiku #307414

That said, nobody
     owes it to us to enjoy
our ceremonies.

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Haiku #307415

That sounds like a great
     meal to start the day. Thank you!
Hoping that does it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307416

To me it still seems
     more logical to have his
trapped souls on display.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307488

[deleted] Keeping
     with the flower theme, you could
name her Magnolia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307489

Rich kid gets a light
     sentence because of his rich
kid obligations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307490

If they wanted they'd
     use knives, shovels, hell even
rocks to kill people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307491

I played destiny,
     the division, and rocket
league while I had it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307492

Honestly, They might
     as well do increased LP
rewards for it too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307493

I think you're the one
     that needs to think long and hard
about responding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307494

All I'm saying is
     stop being a dick and shit
like this won't happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307495

I'm personally trying
     to aim having my worst case
move count at 15ish. Sure!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307496

On mobile the post
     looks great, but it's really gross
outside of mobile.

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Haiku #307497

this would be pretty
     cool if they do and it will
rock the gaming world.

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Haiku #307498

Did anyone say
     "run naked through the streets"? No?
Just me? Aw balls, then!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307499

I'll get over it,
     but getting injured every
year would probably stink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307500

I prefer no hard
     feelings and keeping a low
profile about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307501

Ideally access
     to the weapons would be kept
in an armory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307502

The pressure is huge
     even on major stars. Think...
Karen Carpenter.

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Haiku #307503

I would love to see
     Garth Pancake running around
the screen for three hours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307504

That title is all
     Sid, all day. So he might beat
his numbers, might not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307505

And the meaning you
     gave to this poem is quite
personal and deep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307506

Probably either worth
     or Tyler white get sent back
down Spoiler alert.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306233

Quite underrated.
     Tunisia is an actual
democracy now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307508

Nick has never once
     asked me not to change his phone's
language to Korean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307509

Select a car: Truck,
     sports car, or motorcycle
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307510

It is show canon
     that his powers give him some
measure of foresight.

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Haiku #307511

No one is saying
     motion snapping is an AI
exploit or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307512

Sometimes they are good
     and sometimes they are rubbish.
They are always cheap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307513

Reverse image search
     was not that helpful sadly.
Thanks! That's just not true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307514

Besides, how often
     do we actually verbally
consent to a kiss?

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Haiku #307515

You need those years or
     else it will take you double
the time to catch up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307516

Uh, it's not even
     close to the worst mass shooting
in history. US, yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307517

Anyone who says
     that has actually never thought
about this issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307518

No it doesn't, watch
     the cartridge tumble in air
while the other sits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307519

However I think
     at this point he's just waiting
peoples donations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307520

Expelled! I don't know.
     Its your post, doesn't that give
some authority?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307521

[deleted] Do you
     foresee the tax bill problem
every being solved?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307522

The only option
     to show they have no control
is to simply leave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307523

So tired. I want
     to read the details that make
someone who they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307524

as soon as i stood
     up off the bed, i fell down
like a ton of bricks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307525

Or is that too much
     to explore, it means that yes,
they are infertile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307526

I won't exactly
     do that but take some major
points from your advice.

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Haiku #307527

He also said here
     in the US we don't know what
freedom is either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307528

Just curious are
     there any games that don't look
like ass for the vive?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307529

Probably because you
     moved away from El Paso.
Or they're like headlights.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307530

(A hot burglary
     is when the home owner is
in the property).

Score: 0          

Haiku #307531

Surprise show Yeah I've
     done that before but baths seems
to really calm him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307532

Can't be targeted
     by spells or Hero Powers"
would ruin the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307533

I feel there's a joke
     about getting off one's high
horse to be made here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307534

You can even bridge
     multiple lines to achieve
higher speeds than that.

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Haiku #307535

But society's
     view on sexual norms is
changing rapidly.

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Haiku #307536

Even more so if
     that person is someone you
know and care about.

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Haiku #307537

There's some shuffling on
     the other end as you hear
someone grab the mic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307538

I'm hoping she'll be
     like Johnny Mac and end up
surprising people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307539

Not just for the threat,
     but also for the constant
damage reduction.

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Haiku #307540

You get the away
     for the highest rank REACHED, not
finished at. No, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307541

Thanks! What a fucking
     nasty woman would let her
nasty fuck do that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307542

Honestly I don't
     know how Bernie supporters
aren't seeing through Stein.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307543

I just never lived
     up to expectations from
my engineer friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307544

All are making close
     to six figures and buying
fancy cars and homes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307545

I'll just leave this point
     to simmer because it ties
into my next point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307546

I have a feeling
     you may get distracted if
that's what you wearing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307547

I'm sure he'd do great
     because he has so much skill,
but you never know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307548

I love the colors
     and peaceful atmosphere you
have, it's beautiful!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307549

I guess he picks up
     the super big Strategy
Guide and Translates it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307551

Genuine question.
     I know in theory it sounds
like you could do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307552

"It happened to some
     guy somewhere" is not widespread.
Here is what I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307553

They weren't giving you
     their opinion on whether
you should be punished.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307554

B) Alright, we'll start
     reassigning staff to our
other franchises.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307555

What's worse, he'll probably
     do worse at school and that may
damage his future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307556

What are you missing
     with a two father family?
Realistically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307557

That's my first post there.
     You seem to feel there are two
sentences in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307625

The sawyers making
     hardwood lumber aren't the same
guys making pallets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307626

makes me wonder if
     we named people like they used
to for royalty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307627

For me just making
     sure I eat really often
makes a big difference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307628

[removed] Which is why
     Love should be playing center
much more this series.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307629

I like a nice crust
     with a bloodier inside
bit that's me. Third time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307630

I honestly think
     he's pissed because of how much
the story helps Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307631

More proof that people
     just aren't nearly as funny
as they think they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307632

I agree that these
     are actually beneficial
to many people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307633

That's the same feeling
     I got. Those skill points increased
when the son did things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307634

I cried a little.
     It sucks that some facts can be
considered racist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307635

It sucks that some facts
     can be considered racist.
They're not services.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307636

Excuse me, it is
     common sense that there are blue
rabbits in real life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307637

Time Warner also
     told us our cost would go up
if we dropped cable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307638

Announcing it or
     not, it would've been a net
loss for the Marines.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307639

Alright lets finish
     this argument, you were right
there is an error.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307640

They've done it before.
     "Wow, all these sales! PEOPLE MUST
REALLY LOVE OUR GAME!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #307641

I watched Napoleon
     Dynamite with my best friend
while we were tripping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307642

Beautiful region.
     You should 'play dumb' and really
take him to the gym!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307644

The rich get paid more;
     the poor have seen their incomes
plummet in real terms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307646

Do you have a source
     for a news story? Cool, thanks.
I will take a look.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307647

Just what happens when
     there is no competition
I guess. Fuck them man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307648

And men are stupid.
     And women and men are smart.
There's billions of each!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307649

Die in a hole, you
     piece of shit Lindsay Thomas
is a good person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307650

It takes X amount
     for say, a payload to cross
to the next checkpoint.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307651

Do you still need help?
     In the past there have been brand
reps in attendance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307652

If someone spits on
     your girlfriend you react on
the spot. You get pissed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307653

In comparison
     to people of color I'll
wait, I've got all day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307654

this is what happens
     when you release a prequel
around the same day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307655

A mod told someone
     to kill themselves for asking
what was going on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307656

Seems like she could do
     with a not crazy person
to talk to. Sounds good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307657

It really depends
     on what time the packages
reach the post office.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307658

Because we don't want
     people to die from cancer!
What more do I want?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307659

On the other, I've
     heard not so good things about
Third Man releases.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307660

That reflects a tad
     bit more anger than calling
Trump an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307661

There do need to be
     limits and better checks from
the main selling sites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307662

You're only allowed
     access to features that Valve
deems is part of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307663

Kant argues what can
     be called universally
good is the good will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307664

Also, they all look
     miserable for some reason.
Heh, three is nothing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307666

Atta boy, tilly!
     This is still available
if you're interested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307667

Just that someone has
     decided that they *might* do
something is enough?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307668

Who's head should I smash?
     Lucille is very thirsty
His eyeball popped out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307669

Lucille is very
     thirsty His eyeball popped out.
The Banshee Chapter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307670

Not at that venue,
     but it shows that they aren't all
happy in their clubs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307671

It definitely
     helped that my friends and roommates
were big into smash!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307672

I would advise them
     against promoting their book
within the story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307673

Everyone else seems
     to think they're frauds and that Ed
wasn't a nice man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307674

The eh? [deleted]
     2s would be infinitely
more entertaining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307675

You can store firearms
     in a cool dry place for years
and no one would care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307676

Didn't see that one was
     online play and the other
was Single Player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307677

You're supposed to be
     magically well adjusted
despite that input?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307678

Nice job! Never been
     able to get one into
orbit myself No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307679

It's when you can be
     really lazy *and* do great
in school that you're smart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307680

Only moral or
     ethical obligations
but nothing legal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307681

I never really
     had that much trouble pulling
off that maneuver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307682

Please!!! There is land all
     around you for claiming, why
do you need this one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307683

It is not a sign
     that the movie has flaws or
anything like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307684

Your power supply
     doesn't have enough wattage
to support your build.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305983

Also build a nice
     overlook up on the cliff.
The lake's a great spot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307685

And all of that is
     only ever done to get
you to awaken.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307686

If you broadcast theirs
     Sin and get scanned, it would not
look like you at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307687

The biggest thing I'd
     like to see is better rift
consistency though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307688

The terrorist is
     literally telling us why
he did what he did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307689

They are being told
     that at school, at home, even
when they watch TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307690

There's nothing special
     about it, So maybe try
to experiment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307691

I probably won't run
     out and buy the next console
right away either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307692

Will definitely
     do a thinner brow next time.
Thanks for the feedback!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307693

anybody else
     remember when Mild Wally's
used to do just this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307694

Well this is one thing
     you don't seem to like and it's
about Judy Wood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307695

Also everyone
     needs to pull the marketing
cock out of their mouth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307766

Keep playing it, there
     is something that will make you
shit your pants, trust me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307767

No, no, if you look
     closely you'll see he's a hot
burning ball of gas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307768

The only reason
     why a woman couldn't be
Bond is sexism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307769

It's better to trade
     now so he can learn the play
book for his new team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307770

[deleted] I don't
     use anything that inputs
things INTO the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307771

The software is free.
     Sounds like you've got all the tools
to learn and find out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307772

An obvious ploy
     to enable a counter
claim of censorship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307773

I have no reason
     to play SR anymore
besides getting chests.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307774

offended The gold
     train with no gold AND "other
people with problems".

Score: 0          

Haiku #307775

You probably skated
     on the inspection hoping
to save a few bucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307776

And for MIRANDA'S
     FINAL PERFORMANCE?? Again,
are you shitting me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307777

The funny part was
     the local politicians
speaking before Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307778

Solid advice but
     could be condensed down a bit
from this wall of text.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307779

Think of your anger
     as a signal, telling you
to do certain things.

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Haiku #307780

so her law career
     that she put on hold for her
husband does not count.

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Haiku #307781

As long as it's not
     going to keep you awake
anything will work!

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Haiku #307782

It's a glorious
     tropical fruit explosion
in my mouth. Bear spray.

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Haiku #307783

The heightened danger
     aspect might give you a thrill
to help you keep on.

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Haiku #307785

A new exotic.
     Again, each new expansion
has had at least one.

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Haiku #307786

How likely do you
     think it is that HIllary
will be indicted?

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Haiku #307787

I have multiple
     name tags and no ideas
on how to use 'em.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307788

I've been working on
     my game engine on and off
for a few years now.

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Haiku #307789

Oh I totally
     think the example given
is to be followed.

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Haiku #307790

What was the software?
     What industry are you in?
Thanks for the insight.

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Haiku #307791

I would like to know
     just how well people would take
to a second one.

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Haiku #307792

All in all, I see
     this channel getting better
and better. Good work!

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Haiku #307793

Agreed, and we'll get
     caught with our pants down one way
or another. Yes!

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Haiku #307794

This one [deleted]
     [deleted] How many men
have you rejected?

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Haiku #307795

Just avoid stuff like
     soft drinks, and fast food which will
make you feel like shit.

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Haiku #307796

Up until the past
     forty years or so it would
have been Coal, I think.

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Haiku #307797

If you can, go out
     there, be independent, be
you, do what you like.

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Haiku #307798

[removed] LOL...
     the village of Mostar would
like a word with you.

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