Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #306973

The only question
     is how deep are they and how
long they have been there.

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Haiku #306974

With a ghost module
     I could catch up, so that'll
be my next purchase.

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Haiku #306975

As for our noble
     Bernie, he has remained on
message his whole life.

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Haiku #306976

While the curb stomp was
     excessive, I wonder what
was acceptable.

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Haiku #306977

I'm in the process
     now of getting insurance,
so take your time. No.

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Haiku #306978

[deleted] Agreed.
     It doesn't matter at all.
Was that the same one?

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Haiku #306979

[removed] solution:
     only ever fly against
the wind, problem solved.

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Haiku #306980

I don't think the game
     would be better in any
way if it were worse.

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Haiku #306981

You need to post more
     Ordered may 30th, have not
received it yet Wow.

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Haiku #306982

Do it over two
     years and you don't need the whole
program cost upfront.

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Haiku #306983

it only sucks when
     your with people who don't know
what they are doing.

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Haiku #306984

Who do you believe
     Trump should choose to be with him
as Vice President?

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Haiku #306985

Does that mean if Frisk
     or Chara had a battle
sprite, they would be red?

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Haiku #306986

ITS ACTUALLY COMING
     HOME LADS /S The scene with his
mother hit me hard.

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Haiku #306987

Damn tough baby." Wow.
     The lengths some people will go
to do what they want.

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Haiku #306988

However, I don't
     mind putting some commonly
requested ones up.

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Haiku #306989

If his parents had
     not immigrated, he would
not be here would he?

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Haiku #306990

Why does Yamaha
     insist on not putting ABS
on their bikes in NA.

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Haiku #306991

That's a pretty damn
     good return for Carmelo
Anthony, imo.

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Haiku #306992

This fits in my life
     [deleted] Is this plant grown
in the last value.

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Haiku #306993

The police said it,
     its in almost every news
story about it.

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Haiku #306994

Sure, I'm not flying
     for a living, but making
my own hours is nice.

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Haiku #306995

Its more of a tool
     than a function, but wanted
more people to know.

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Haiku #306996

I liked the part towards
     the end where you get into
how it's not your fault.

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Haiku #306997

It doesn't list all
     that exercise one person
should do all the time.

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Haiku #307069

More on FEMA plans,
     Anything sound familiar
in this article?

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Haiku #307070

Sounds to me like you
     need to focus on what you
have an issue with.

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Haiku #307071

If they want to buy
     your art made at their event,
they can pay for it.

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Haiku #307072

Can any artists
     chime in on how they achieved
this visual style?

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Haiku #307073

Boil for 20min in beer
     and onions, throw on the grill
for some quick grill marks.

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Haiku #307074

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #307075

Get in front of this,
     and maybe take those listings
down until you do.

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Haiku #307076

Bonus points? She has
     the majority any
way you measure it.

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Haiku #307077

I can see it no
     problem, and I'm not signed up
for Washington Post.

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Haiku #307078

I sincerely wish
     you better luck than I had
with 3D printing fins!

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Haiku #307079

*she said reaching back
     across the table to give
another small boop.

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Haiku #307080

Getting out of trade
     agreements is much harder
than he makes it seem.

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Haiku #307081

My order isn't
     being processed honey, you
finally made it!

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Haiku #307082

Jolly Rancher game
     Licking for the fruity prize
Gonorrhea tongue!

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Haiku #307083

[removed] Was high up
     among my favorite players
for the last three years.

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Haiku #307084

I am fairly new.
     How do you accept the same
hit multiple times?

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Haiku #307085

Yeah, good luck with that.
     Guns to America is
like butter to toast.

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Haiku #307086

EDIT: And they are
     only the tiniest bit
faster than zombies.

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Haiku #307087

Not saying he HAD
     to take my advice but why
not even hear it?

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Haiku #307088

In a prince rupert
     drop the whole drop is under
internal tension.

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Haiku #307089

I've just been using
     the regular site for years
on phones no problem.

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Haiku #307090

Ice Very neat base.
     How would you change it if you
wanted more storage?

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Haiku #307091

Thanks People look out
     for real new players and do
this once in awhile.

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Haiku #307092

I missed you so much!
     How cool! I'm jealous that you
know a cast member!

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Haiku #307093

The ruling wasn't
     just "high brow lawyers milking
shit for top dollar".

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Haiku #307094

^^^^If ^^^^she ^^^^had ^^^^a ^^^^huge
     ^^^^pair, ^^^^you ^^^^know ^^^^where ^^^^to ^^^^PM
^^^^me. How is it fed?

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Haiku #307095

Well I'm glad it seems
     like it's going to work out!
Good luck with your move!

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Haiku #307096

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #307097

Any rule can be
     broken, but think of rules like
the walls of your house.

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Haiku #307098

I liked this groupe (well...
     I don't know the English word
to say "joint a group").

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Haiku #307099

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #307100

Profit? Saw this on
     the main page you idiot
while looking for that.

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Haiku #307101

The show should be Chris
     Harris, Rory Reid, Sabine,
LeBlanc and the Stig.

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Haiku #307102

Larry was pretty
     cool, a rage enough to be
back someday. dat voice.

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Haiku #307103

I'm not sure why but
     I've always struggled to get
Plex up and running.

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Haiku #307104

Here is also where
     you could share what preferences
you have, if any.

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Haiku #307105

It was my first cup.
     The one that I dreamed about
trough all those dark years.

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Haiku #307106

I will enter what
     the family jokingly calls
"David's House of Pain".

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Haiku #307107

Yeah, she has her own
     guilt for which she needs to be
held accountable.

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Haiku #272553

That's worth something but
     I don't think it will help you
appearance greatly.

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Haiku #307108

Kind of how career
     politicians are supposed
to work. I agree.

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Haiku #307109

even if i'm right,
     it still should be a good card,
barring any quirks.

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Haiku #307110

Norman Mailer's book
     Oswald's Tale is very good
on Oswald's background.

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Haiku #307111

I've only ever
     seen them say AR15 style, pattern,
or type. Which, *it is*.

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Haiku #307112

Which, *it is*. hey dude,
     i'll make a new squad, join up
"what is it called?" Nuts.

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Haiku #307113

If they only spoke
     their native language Britain
would exclude them too.

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Haiku #307114

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #307115

How long you stand still
     and shout into an empty
well is up to you.

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Haiku #307116

Makes the tax payers
     forget they are on the hook
for the stadiums.

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Haiku #307117

You won't be making
     improvements every time you
train for long, either!

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Haiku #307118

He what?! Aw hell no.
     He treats you as nothing more
than a blow up doll!

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Haiku #307119

Don't worry about
     being out of shape, skinny,
or any of that.

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Haiku #307120

I've never had less
     than a million lions since
I started playing.

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Haiku #307121

Never say I cant
     be this panicking person.
Accept the panic.

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Haiku #307122

The voters do not
     know who the delegates are
or what they stand for.

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Haiku #307123

Each resource then has
     specific spawn requirements
within that cluster.

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Haiku #307124

If you have nothing
     to contribute, why do you
continue posting?

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Haiku #307125

Most of my friends hate
     Donald Trump, but they still want
to ban all Muslims.

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Haiku #307126

It doesn't matter
     how annoying, hateful, or
stupid someone sounds.

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Haiku #307127

Hey, glad to hear that.
     I just got home from work if
you're available?

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Haiku #307128

Inconceivable!
     And that's ok! People need
professional help.

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Haiku #307129

Eventually you'll
     sell that and need to report
the gain at that point.

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Haiku #307130

Some people are too
     thirsty and sick in the head.
I like it, you win.

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Haiku #307131

It's cheaper to buy
     upgrades and they'll always look
better on PC.

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Haiku #307132

I'll look into it.
     I thought about how it might
work a while ago.

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Haiku #307133

That's the whole reason
     I'm mad. This guy isn't some
unknown quantity.

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Haiku #307134

This seemed to occur
     when it hit enemy legs.
Take that as you will.

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Haiku #307135

Stacking from an SA
     doesn't work, but I don't know
about his passive.

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Haiku #307207

What makes them special?
     It's kind of ridiculous.
Still, I can't complain.

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Haiku #307208

I get the green light
     on my console, the signal
that I'm good to go.

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Haiku #307209

That is just selfish.
     She needs to grow up and do
what's good for her child.

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Haiku #307210

Families can still work
     and be good families even
if they aren't ideal.

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Haiku #307211

If you care about
     looks, yes. If not, probably not.
I believe in you.

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Haiku #307212

If it was, I'd make
     the comparison that it's
like buying used cars.

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Haiku #307213

And it submitted
     different comments in reply
to different comments?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307214

Great smile, nice figure...
     you've got a lot going on
in your favor here.

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Haiku #307215

It still won't help much
     for simple DOS, but it should
help with intercepts.

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Haiku #307216

I'm doing good now.
     I really hope your cousin
is doing ok.

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Haiku #307217

I can play any
     deck I want to basically
and do decently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307218

Players like him need
     to critique their own play style
and not blame others.

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Haiku #307219

Thanks for the feedback!
     I'm so glad you have someone
like him. That's awesome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307220

Pay off debt and be
     able to afford to walk
dogs for a living.

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Haiku #307221

C9 isn't a good
     fit for Rush it would never
have worked anyway.

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Haiku #307222

I'm actually basing
     my statements on what he did
to hardened leather.

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Haiku #307223

You're fucked either way.
     I would tell your therapist
and explain it all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307224

Children? It wouldn't
     be the FIRST shady thing they've
ever done. Stop that.

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Haiku #307225

By keepers do you
     mean that's how big your rosters
are going to be?

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Haiku #307226

I think that's a much
     healthier attitude than
"She should be ashamed!"

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Haiku #307227

None of those have frame
     damage beyond some VERY
minor cosmetics.

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Haiku #307228

If it makes you feel
     better once I stopped looking
for one he found me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307229

Depends on whether
     I want to tell and whether
you want to hear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307230

I'm honestly not
     trying to troll, or split hairs, or
anything like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307231

The coup was done by
     the military generals
that wanted him out.

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Haiku #307232

Just watch the install
     and decline their free offer.
Oh, don't get me wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307233

But instead I just
     focused on keeping my tongue
inside of my mouth.

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Haiku #307234

Please Help! k... Good job
     seeing one word and jumping
on the fallacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307235

[deleted] It was
     definitely a shock when
chain lightning chain healed!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307236

Yeah that doesn't work
     when there's a whole enemy
team attacking you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307237

Religious theory
     tells us that all religions
have certain "eras".

Score: 0          

Haiku #307238

But let's fucking spin
     the narrative just to trash
Gay pride rallies, eh?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307239

No matter which way
     you want to try to spin it.
They look really cool!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307240

Honestly this show
     should have not come out until
all the books were done!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307241

You're the one who should
     "get over it" because he's
not getting traded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307242

Such a sexy plane,
     it's a shame it never went
into production.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307243

AAA titles
     like Mass Effect or Halo?
Forget about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272693

I just wanna hide
     all those betas and demos
from my library.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307244

Update: It's actually
     is giving the same error
double now? THE SNAKE!!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307245

This was Grady. "Ding,"
     his phone rang out as he skipped
through the grocery store.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307246

As Grady wandered
     through the aisles of the grocery
store, life was abuzz.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307247

Some stressed, some focused,
     and some content to just be
around so much food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307248

That's a nice boulder.
     My friends actually left because
he started talking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307249

And I have a good
     guess as to why but I'll just
keep it to myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307250

I realize this is
     the onion, but fuck yeah let's
see more of that shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307251

All we mostly see
     is his right hand, and that's what
he would use to pick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307252

I watched the Casey
     Anthony trial and it turned
all the ads Spanish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307253

After two female
     friends in high school casually
hugged in front of me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307254

So do whatever
     you have to do to get by.
You have a sweet dad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307255

Can it really not
     be changed or is it only
not designed for that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307256

absolutely not.
     Are there options there that check
all of the boxes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307257

It just makes things worse.
     If you want to vent then feel
free to message me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307258

If you want to vent
     then feel free to message me.
I'm pretty loyal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307259

Obviously not.
     If I "save" a man's life, does
he live forever?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307260

Even voice chat was
     on and you can imagine
what happened with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307261

But I'm sure massive
     firearms restrictions will be
totally different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307262

This was on my nice
     gaming computer I built
and all. My baby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307263

Has an elderly
     white haired socialist ever
ran for the office?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307264

Had the genders been
     reversed everyone would be
saying "Bullet dodged!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307265

Exactly my point.
     If he's playing Miles Morales,
that's really stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307266

Fir down the fathers
     with 2x2 and create a 2x2
channel for venting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307267

If you've never been
     to LA how would you blind choose
where you want to stay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307268

I was on my phone!
     Grateful job, indeed! :p Cheers
Geoff. I won't, sweetie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307269

[removed] Honestly
     your CARS will probably flag you
at the top tiered schools...

Score: 0          

Haiku #307270

Different physical
     versions of the same album
to be specific.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307271

Battleships are slow,
     so you need to plan ahead
and not waste salvos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307272

Very tough when you're
     struggling with your demons but
good in the long term.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307273

The only person
     that sort of turned their nose up
at it was my mom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307274

It is so subtle,
     like listening to a whisper.
It's also simple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307345

:D] "God Emperor"
     is a ridiculous thing
to call anyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307346

Take time to relax.
     Second, read all the answers
to questions you take.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307347

That is the best shit
     I have ever fucking seen.
Sounds like Office Max.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307348

Please come check us out!
     We're new, but we're exactly
what you're looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307349

The two options are
     to receive it as a gift,
not a straw purchase.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307350

His only problem
     is that he just doesn't show
up to work sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307351

Cripple them. Make them
     lose a hand, a foot, make them
barely escape death.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307352

the actual drawing
     itself is pretty bad but
the lines look decent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307353

Make it harder, sure,
     and maybe they'll use something
other than a gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307354

I'm a public school
     teacher, and I've been teaching
almost ten years now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307355

And then it's only
     marginally successful.
I've saved a couple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307356

I'm bisexual.
     So, um, dunno. There we go
Ground beef Believe me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307357

I'm just kidding folks.
     It's not Hoedown. It's never
gonna be Hoedown.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307358

Unfortunately,
     out of both cycles only
one came back normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307359

It just wouldn't work
     out Either way she probably
isn't coming back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307360

*I* was good without
     God, so why should I endorse
religion I thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307361

Almost all mainstream
     western sources will agree
on this point as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307362

[deleted] Oh yeah,
     the parents definitely
falsified their book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307363

Don't get me wrong, but
     you need a new job title...
Something sexier."

Score: 0          

Haiku #307364

Male victims function
     differently dramatically
than female victims.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307366

That's why it's correct
     *for you*, but nobody else.
[removed] My mistake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307367

I've seen so many
     cases where situations
like this end badly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307368

So the click lock was
     *more* durable on the joints?
Customer service.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307369

All heart. Life is hell,
     So pick whatever you feel
most comfortable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307370

We get there and find
     out that the the tickets are
front row, center aisle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307371

I don't like it but
     IT'S IN THE GAME. It isn't
against their rules so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307372

I don't think. I think
     Turks are civilized enough
(and love Germans)... so...

Score: 0          

Haiku #307373

In fact, JUST TODAY,
     I weeded my yard in just
shorts and a sports bra.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307374

That's exactly it.
     It's all about the authors
who write those pieces.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307375

Good compliment Well,
     looks like I'm the only one
who really digs this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307376

Lawler used to fight
     at middleweight and also
the angle is bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307377

It's five syllables.
     It's seven more syllables.
Five syllables, more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307378

She's so different now."
     Yeah, I was myself again
and no longer scared.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307379

Yes, but behavior
     like pictured above only
serves to hurt your cause.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307380

History has also
     shown this to be a very
effective tactic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307381

At least not in fields
     that people can readily
transition into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307382

You compare "less than
     ideal gun situations"
to actual combat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307383

Thank you! If you want
     the latest sports releases,
you'll have to buy them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307384

Most open cans should
     be fine if she is sleeping
in a different room.

Score: 0          


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