Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #269297

I'd like to spread lies
     about your country to see
how that makes you feel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269298

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269436

Is there any way
     to pay a little extra
for the test pressing?

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Haiku #269437

Use the media
     creation tool to upgrade
to the latest build.

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Haiku #269438

...butch. There are other
     types as well, and 'we' don't all
look like truck drivers.

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Haiku #269439

Hot garbage. DON'T LIE
     TO ME. It's awesome and it's
mostly waterproof.

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Haiku #269440

Only Eli knew,
     and probably Tyree, knew both
sides of the story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269441

And the guy who was
     lying to me was for sure
from the neighborhood.

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Haiku #269442

Very doable.
     That's sad. It's one of the best
movies of the 1980s.

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Haiku #269443

Possesses a quick
     release and has the arm strength
to make all the throws.

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Haiku #269444

The real Don. Dick peed
     his pants, dropped his cigarette
lighter, and then BOOM!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269445

I'm gonna have me
     some fun, I'm gonna have me
some fun....) finally!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269446

what took them so long?
     Wait for the summer again.
The swimsuit looked nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269447

But maybe a new
     conventionally bred crop
would do the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269448

The ride is a touch
     firm at the max setting but
I'm ok with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269449

Let me know what you
     have though, you never know what
my pique my interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269450

Your guess is as good
     as mine if that's related
to the abortions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269451

You make more guys hard
     than you could possibly know.
Thanks for sharing this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269452

I've grown to dislike
     my school a lot and can't wait
to study abroad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269453

Can't blame him really;
     first team football and all that.
Disappointing though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269454

I know these ones are
     more rare, but they're so ugly.
I don't get the joke?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269455

and you're handing her
     cash, this can be an easy
(within reason) fix!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269456

Give her what you should
     (if there's any agreement
for rent), but that's it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269457

You may want to take
     drag, but they've told each other
to just keep pushing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269458

I honestly had
     no idea she could be
that good on the mic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269459

Plus her dresses are
     usually sleek, which is how
i like to wear mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320622

Energy can't be
     created but it doesn't
disappear either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269460

At least for now, I'm
     sticking with dynamic queue.
Its a great system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269461

Not everyone is
     gonna be eager to work
extra for nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269462

You may feel like you've
     already done that but there
is always a way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269463

It's your highest rate
     card and also luckily
your lowest amount.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269464

My team did not play
     much even though we are all
in survivor tier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269465

I have recently
     purchased discs for my girlfriend
and future in laws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269466

this looks like it was
     actually printed out which just
makes me more confused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269467

*An Irish accent
     asks as the body attached
sits down: a blonde boy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269468

You should explore more
     what life looks like for people
in this arrangement.

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Haiku #269469

I would say that all
     four factors played a pretty
significant role.

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Haiku #269470

The game is so much
     more fun with friends but I would
still like to rank up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269471

Perfect for knocking
     snipers off their game when they're
trying to pick you off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269472

It's not the PU on
     one hand and the chassis on
the other, it's linked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269473

Why would Kojima
     being working on something
similar to Knack?

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Haiku #269474

Repeat. Come back up
     and make out and do other
things you like to do.

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Haiku #269475

Let us know what you
     think and if you have any
further suggestions!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269476

If you are happy
     and enjoy it I suggest
just sticking around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269477

I often wonder
     what Daria would be like
in the modern day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269478

You pay less for non
     "fajita" chicken, which is
just shredded chicken.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269479

They are great though Good
     way to get yourself fired
for causing drama.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269480

Except with more bugs
     and less performance. She nods.
"Yeah, I think they can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269481

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #268289

Nobody's ever
     been able to summon him!
Do it quietly!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269482

Keep your cool, collect
     your arguments and don't rage
at the monitor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269483

The American
     people needs cooperation
to solve their problems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269484

No it isn't. Yes.
     Yes it is. Or did you not
read the article?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269485

For someone who is
     new, you definitely don't
need more discs right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269486

Maybe they could've
     even gotten the local
constable involved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269487

While I probably will
     just go with a work device,
this is good to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269488

Also, I feel like
     the band name has a story
behind it as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269489

Henley may have been
     right, or just a dick. Or both.
Thanks for your comment!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269490

If that doesn't put
     you in a good mood, I would
be really surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269491

Whether the system
     is garbage is completely
up to the player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269492

All because someone
     doesn't want people to be
offended by words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269493

My mom had a cyst
     rupture before when I was
away at college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269494

But it makes others
     (not as massive of race fans)
tune in. WE DID IT!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269495

Don't. Buy a full length
     mirror instead (if you don't
already have one).

Score: 0          

Haiku #269496

There needs to be love
     on it, and there needs to be
brand recognition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269497

No amount of time
     is going to change the core
focus of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269498

It doesn't even
     have a cohesive world or
day and night cycle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269499

When I was pregnant
     with our 1st we actually moved
back in with my mom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269500

He though both Coco
     and her partner evenly
alone for a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269501

That's true. I survived
     the first table but got knocked
out on the second.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269502

and people here do
     pay good money for a rust
free alberta car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269640

Can i be David
     Henderson Need more boardroom
jim Blame Canada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269641

Surely nobody
     is stupid enough to try
to eat raw monkey?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269642

That doesn't give you
     the best idea of how
the state really looks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269643

Badminton? Looks like
     guys playing hockey to me
but what do I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269644

Damn, and in NOLA?
     That's a three hour drive for me,
might have to swing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269645

I think it's by far
     the best alcoholic drink
while on a diet/1200.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269646

Because nothing is
     sexier than a divorced
woman with four cats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269647

But since we're exposed
     to them every day, we just
think they're all normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269648

This is why I won't
     live in the US or Asia...
Gives me the creeps! What?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269649

If I were her, I'd
     totally go out to bars
and stuff dressed like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269650

The places I've seen
     look somewhat questionable.
A pretty sweet deal!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269651

If you don't, they can
     garnish your wages or get
judgments against you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269652

You're welcome. The truth
     is, a good explorer can
make any ship work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269653

Now the government
     wants to stop it this is wrong
and makes me so mad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269654

Yeah you're right, but you
     realize your team has their lanes
to take care of too?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269655

It illustrates how
     the little things really add
up and bleed you dry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269656

I feel ya. It was
     obviously broken, but
I'm so addicted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269657

Finally, and most
     importantly, what do you
like on your pizza?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269658

Either an eyepiece
     with a shorter focal length,
or a Barlow lens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269659

I can count on one
     hand how many times we've smoked
together, ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269660

Those are all widely
     accepted at fantastic
albums, are they not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269661

I drilled a hole through
     the desk and the extended
mouse pad covers it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269662

Medusa doesn't
     do shit early, spectre wrecks
from start Brilliant! nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269663

But the issue is
     that this will mean longer queues
for everybody.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269664

He has been frozen
     out of the team and the club
is trying to sell him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269665

Oh, let's also not
     forget that there are **actual
slaves** in the series.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269666

Then they just rotate
     out [removed] It's a pretty
weird grey area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269667

If that doesn't help,
     consider a replacement.
Keep the dream alive!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269668

It's not just about
     lost power, batteries don't
do well as garbage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269669

Sure, it's technically
     possible this all happened
as this guy described.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269670

I'd be so grateful
     for any opinion or
suggestions from you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269671

It is the final
     film of the original
Star Wars trilogy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269672

This generation
     is so bloody entitled,
makes me sick sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321336

Get comfortable
     being uncomfortable.
The rewards are high.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269673

Perhaps the bullet
     was fished out of this and then
used later to plant?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269674

I didn't get the vibe
     that the scene was meant to show
pride in anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269675

Your mind is sharp but
     you're not too concerned about
the boring details.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269676

Always use something
     that seems completely mundane
and uninteresting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269677

They are dogs, even
     people in those numbers can
be hard to control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269678

No you shouldn't waste
     his time by trying to get back
together with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269679

Aux heat will come on
     when the unit goes into
defrost as well. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269680

My biggest question
     at the moment is how do
I run 12v power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269681

But he has not done
     this, so you can't blame people
for still being pissed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269682

What matters is what
     happens when its coming back
to the launch site, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269683

I suck at guessing
     these so I'll make a few more
up for you smart folks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269684

I'm sure those men get
     what they deserve but I just
don't feel like watching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269685

I know I've seen these
     things and I'm not proud of it.
Yes, it's still the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269687

There's clear evidence
     that such strategies have worked
in other cases.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269688

To the contrary,
     people are *looking* for her
and he's unconcerned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269689

We are rehashing
     the same argument and you
are wasting my time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269690

I'll support this by
     fertilizing his daughter.
For science, of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269691

The song Charlotte sings
     is a real song, called "Sisters"
by Bette Midler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269692

The least interesting
     thing about a person is
their racial background.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269693

Without it, you can't
     buy food, water, shelter, heat,
anything you need.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269694

The guy who said heat
     flows from cold to hot because,
air conditioners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269696

Edit: Also, I'm
     not trying to knock Brock, I think
he *is* the future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269697

Not sure but also
     see if Dave and Busters is
open in Springfield.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269698

Nah, I'll devour
     steamed Brussels sprout with nothing
on them. I am now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269699

Not putting at least
     Reed, Ogden and Ray Lewis
on that list is weird.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269700

Everybody goes
     through it. Life isn't easy.
But it'll get better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269701

Quickly then slowly,
     then quickly again He was
forced back to the start.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269702

The Surface tablets
     are premium devices
and run at 1366x768 too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269703

Assassin's Creed Rogue,
     Black Flag, and Syndicate ran
perfectly for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269704

If it is then both
     were, which now seems more likely
then both being fent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269705

Looks like that subplot
     was a total waste of time,
I guess." I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269706

What more can your brain
     accomplish in a different
"higher being" form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269707

I really want him
     to get a ring with us What's
the problem with Forbes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269708

I have no problem
     with solo queue and will be
playing it a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269847

Not the highest paid
     guys on the field, but no doubt
the most important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269849

Most of us don't hate
     women, but we are bitter
from being lonely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269850

I mean COME ON Well,
     probably, depending upon
how much you weigh now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269851

I think it touches
     exactly on the issue
you're referring to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269852

I didn't have a car
     in NOLA, so I walked or
cycled everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269853

He is admitting
     he doesn't know on camera.
"How fucking dare you?!?!?!??"

Score: 0          

Haiku #269854

It was literally
     raining sideways at 8th
and O this morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269855

So meta This is
     one of the most well designed
tweaks I've ever used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269856

Honestly Pearl Jam
     didn't quite "click" for me until
I saw their live show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269857

If that song sneaks its
     way back into rotation,
I'm blaming you. Nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269858

It also lets each
     player know what to expect
their team mates to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313151

I think you may be
     underestimating what
is more important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269859

Stop eating like you're
     trying to out eat him, or you'll
outweigh him too soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269860

No, I don't expect
     the savings to be the same
for every business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269861

If the law wasn't
     broken, then I don't know what
action mom would take.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269862

If I was paying
     for those hours of labor, I'd
go for a Bentley.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269863

That's all I'm going
     to address because I don't
want to get angry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269864

now to wonder if
     the new record will be out
before the tour starts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269865

I think the Pistons
     would beat the raptors, i think
drummond is too good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269866

There is a reason
     to don't parent the weapon
to the character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269867

Last week on Raw, Vince
     booked him in that Roman v
All match... Remember?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269868

I love small firm breasts,
     ideally combined with large
sensitive nipples.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269869

I loved the Yankees
     and by golly I would love
United as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269870

Also, what is some
     piece of wisdom you can take
away from this build?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269871

It still blows my mind
     that you could let a talent
like Kojima go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269872

The lope will cause some
     constipation though if u
choose to go that route.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269873

Shit! Got me. That and:
     ":Look at me, I'm a woman
with a vagina".

Score: 0          

Haiku #269874

*You are the night guard
     The only story I didn't
like was Consular.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269875

I give my face one
     "break" day a week where I use
just moisturizer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269876

Products with the same
     active ingredients can
still vary wildly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269878

I don't give a shit
     if you date the person or
not I have two moms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269879

Example: I don't
     usually like trap music
but I like Future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269880

That means he probably
     has some shame, but not enough
to stop doing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269881

Most of my sales are
     under 3oz, so flat rate works
very well for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269882

For now, we will just
     need to wait and see as these
are all ideas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269883

Floor space makes it feel
     open and perhaps bigger
than it actually is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269884

Going from being
     in 2k to 4k and then 3k
matchmaking is hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269885

Doing that, plus cheap
     veggie, plus package ground beef,
or can of tuna?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269886

Also holding her
     down and trying to forcibly
kiss her. Except you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269887

Dragon wolf, fox wolf,
     cat wolf, cat dragon, fox cat,
tiger dragon shark.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269888

By your example,
     knives should be regulated
the same way guns are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269889

If they are going
     for a risky baron, then
you have to go help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269890

I see it also.
     Definitely looks crooked.
-35e Well we found it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269891

the first time i took
     his acid, i thought it was
overdosed as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269892

The little feather
     tufts at the top are super
adorable, too.

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Haiku #269893

Not even gonna
     lie, I had a huge smile on
my face at the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269894

No clothes. And then gets
     on the ground and starts fucking.
A. Hole. In. The. Ground.

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Haiku #269895

So why not just chill
     the fuck out and give them time
to implement it?

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Haiku #235506

Its literally like
     buying the same game over
and over again.

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Haiku #269897

Government is not
     the problem here and neither
is market research.

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Haiku #269898

Mid and late game is
     where you really need to be
focused on your job.

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Haiku #269899

Your ancient creeps are
     very strong, but as always,
try not to feed them.

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Haiku #269900

EDIT: Ugh, I didn't
     realize the guy below me
said that lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269901

80s and 90s cars were
     made with very shitty steel
which rusted like mad.

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Haiku #269902

If you do not want
     to play paladin, then its
kind of hard to say.

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Haiku #269903

I'll place my money
     on the dude behind the flight
controls of a drone.

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Haiku #269904

The Arizona
     Coyotes and their players who
deserve to be there!

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Haiku #269905

When they aren't screeching
     "cry me a river" to drown
out those men's voices.

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Haiku #269906

Simply pointing out
     two games that are on Linux
doesn't prove my point.

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Haiku #269907

I love how relaxed
     he sounds as he flies around
corners at high speed.

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Haiku #269908

There's plenty more but
     these are some basic general
tips to help you out.

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Haiku #269909

But hey, your clearly
     biased towards Linux so no
point in arguing.

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