Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #268882

Such a shame; I know
     not to see it now Are those
35s wrapped around 17s?

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Haiku #268883

it would help him get
     nutrients in his body
without too much work.

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Haiku #268884

Hangovers are bad
     enough for me to just not
bother drinking much.

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Haiku #268885

But yeah it was weird.
     The whole valley was green, but
that lake was frozen.

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Haiku #268886

May be some other
     tweak is conflicting What are
you referring to?

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Haiku #268887

Busiest day I've
     seen in the entire time
I've been working there.

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Haiku #268888

That's a red herring
     argument that never works
as a general rule.

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Haiku #268890

Shit, my bad. Sorry,
     will remove [deleted] i'm
coming back online.

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Haiku #268891

Which might be what turns
     most people off from the taste.
It's very different.

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Haiku #268892

Try to avoid them
     and use something other than
adobe reader.

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Haiku #268893

This may very well
     be true but we're not talking
hundreds of years here.

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Haiku #268894

They'll be competing
     with alternate networks or
failing to compete.

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Haiku #268895

The luger spoke once
     and the dying man's last light
faded from his eyes.

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Haiku #268896

No problem at all.
     Okay, your first option is
called number one. B.

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Haiku #268897

Then we are going
     to take you down and stick you
in this cave we got.

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Haiku #267239

Being old enough
     that we had a party line
when I was a kid.

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Haiku #268898

What the hell are you
     people in favor of if
not democracy?

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Haiku #268899

The golden rule is,
     if you like a monster, throw
the damned thing in there!

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Haiku #268900

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #268901

Also the reason
     for which Shattered and Sprouted
are so successful.

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Haiku #268902

They should just give us
     some voice options for our ghost
before the game starts.

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Haiku #268903

There's a shocker /s
     good to know What a body.
That was just... Perfect.

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Haiku #268904

Awaiting its fate.
     [deleted] My money is
on Apple's products.

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Haiku #268905

MAC is kind of odd,
     they make some products in some
shades, and others not.

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Haiku #268906

They make their powder
     foundations down to like... N3.
Whatever that is.

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Haiku #268907

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #268908

I usually use
     half of the eggs gained on said
event characters.

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Haiku #268909

Didn't know about this!
     This motivates me to start
watching Sonic Boom.

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Haiku #268910

(The Alexander
     would be in the white box if
the nib didn't need work).

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Haiku #268911

Not the other way
     around Or you know, just be
natural and friendly?

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Haiku #268912

It's not like you met
     on a train and now you don't
know how to find her?

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Haiku #268913

I wish these two would
     just let these bills pass and share
the credit for once.

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Haiku #268914

But I'll keep sticking
     with Malick, as challenging
as it is at times.

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Haiku #268915

Im glad Im cleaning
     up my habits, I had some
really shitty ones.

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Haiku #268916

amazing Eh, prime
     view of the native wildlife
Those braids look perfect!!!

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Haiku #268917

In a basic sense,
     men's rights stands for literal
legal rights for men.

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Haiku #268918

Give me her number.
     That's my type I seem to be
getting this error.

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Haiku #268919

I think it requires
     certain monsters with certain
thresholds though for sure.

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Haiku #268921

No, the question is
     what the ball costs, so the ball
is X, not the bat.

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Haiku #268922

If you feel like you
     know what you're doing, you're not
doing the right thing.

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Haiku #268923

There really isn't
     that much incentive for me
to advance LS.

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Haiku #268924

Not that it makes *that*
     much of a difference, but worth
noting anyways.

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Haiku #268925

OMG!" I yelled,
     not caring that I just yelled
out an acronym.

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Haiku #268926

The key is to think
     about what you have, who you
are, and what you want.

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Haiku #267724

I'm a female but
     deep down I'm a fucking man.
With a vagina.

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Haiku #268927

Gamers are gamers.
     Would you look down on someone
playing past their 30s?

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Haiku #268928

There are ways to find
     these things out without burning
astronauts alive.

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Haiku #268929

thank you for making
     the community safer
"So what do you do?"

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Haiku #268930

He knows what's at stake,
     and he's finally on board
with helping Shepard.

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Haiku #268931

What makes a person
     lazy for wanting to get
what he produces?

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Haiku #268932

I've been trying to stay
     away from neutrals so I'm
glad that's going well!

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Haiku #268933

[removed] No one here
     has any idea what
you're talking about.

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Haiku #268934

It is shocking, but
     this story is proof it can
happen anywhere.

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Haiku #268935

I'm down. Message me
     the link if you have room still.
Nothing wrong with it.

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Haiku #268936

I would love to help
     as well, but sometimes it's just
not practical man.

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Haiku #268937

We need more practice.
     I saw Carol. The final
scene gave me shivers.

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Haiku #268938

Semen needs to come
     into contact with an egg
to become pregnant.

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Haiku #268939

Still had 100k damage
     and was part of way more kills
then anyone No!

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Haiku #268940

Even if one is
     in a writing slump, there will
still be fresh content.

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Haiku #268941

And were these muslim
     people beaten up after
meat was discovered?

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Haiku #268942

People and places
     I can go to, things I can
do if I get stuck.

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Haiku #268943

Lightly applied rear
     brake as I came out and went
sideways instantly.

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Haiku #268944

Just sounds like glass pop
     bottles rubbing against each
other here and there.

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Haiku #269088

It notes the major
     benefits to deterrence
and stability.

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Haiku #269089

Learning Russian is
     how you will see real Russia,
in my opinion.

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Haiku #269090

I've actually drifted
     away from a couple close
friends over the years.

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Haiku #269091

That's the only way
     you'll improve You've pretty much
described the Greens here.

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Haiku #269092

People stateside need
     to really imagine how
much worse it can be.

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Haiku #269093

half over delay
     So direct money to them
is always good! No.

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Haiku #269094

One needs only look
     at European history
to know that. Oh hell!

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Haiku #269095

It sounds like it may
     be himself, because he kept
the spray very short.

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Haiku #269096

As you yourself said,
     if you could make all the guns
go away, you would.

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Haiku #269097

The constitution
     says "hey, government, this is
your list of powers.

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Haiku #269098

MOST of them follow
     Jimmy Moore, and I think he's
actually dangerous.

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Haiku #269099

EDIT: Squawk! EDIT2:
     I'm a guy, date was a girl.
Just to clarify...

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Haiku #269100

Australia can not
     only print because we would
have capital flight.

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Haiku #269101

You associate
     mind control with magicians,
wizards and witches.

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Haiku #269102

It just kicks people
     from lobbies for the habits
old champ select formed.

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Haiku #269103

"Other then that, how
     many people have hit on
my girl?" So does he.

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Haiku #269104

You can also just
     add them by hand and never
use the link at all.

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Haiku #269105

Your child is helpless
     and totally dependent
on the both of you.

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Haiku #269106

Why ask for peoples
     opinions then whine at all
the advice given.

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Haiku #269107

It is just a game,
     but disrespect goes beyond
that for some people.

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Haiku #269108

I think Kia should.
     You've got a second recall
in less than a year.

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Haiku #269109

It's probably very
     brief because he doesn't like
talking about it.

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Haiku #269110

The concept of free
     will is difficult to grasp,
and with good reason.

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Haiku #269111

If she is going
     to do it every day, I'll
bet thar he'll catch on.

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Haiku #269112

If anybody
     else doesn't like to see it,
they can look away.

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Haiku #269113

Note: "hopefully by
     the end of this week" is now
five weeks and counting.

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Haiku #269114

Any ideas?
     I mean as long as It's just
the post, I am fine.

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Haiku #269115

The result is what
     we got on screen pretty much
in my opinion.

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Haiku #269116

Yes income limits
     your format, but there is no
real way around that.

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Haiku #269117

It's ok. I didn't
     say that we lost the split or
that this team is shit.

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Haiku #269118

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

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Haiku #269119

Not sure what happened
     with the stitch on the black one.
Swear I had it straight.

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Haiku #269120

I don't know why but
     my emotions seem to be
amplified in dreams.

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Haiku #269121

I feel that the dog
     definitely makes me much
less of a target.

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Haiku #269122

My HUGE guy friend who
     basically looks like a bear
gets in the dogs face.

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Haiku #269123

Overall it's still
     the minority that has
that good of a card.

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Haiku #269124

Wildlife Sydney &
     the Aquarium if you're
not from Australia.

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Haiku #269125

So yeah what keeps me
     going after so many
fails is the future.

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Haiku #269126

I love it. I thought
     the carrot was so you don't
have to use a stick.

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Haiku #269127

You're safe on, say, 4chan
     but I'd avoid anything
related to 8chan.

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Haiku #269128

It's high quality
     and could raise his profile some
more for Hollywood.

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Haiku #269129

You'll forgive me if
     I don't exactly accept
that as impartial.

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Haiku #269130

its there in your fast
     travel screen, it just doesn't
say as downloaded.

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Haiku #269131

I could give a shit
     about summer bloom, that card
was busted as fuck.

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Haiku #269132

And if you need help
     putting joy into your job,
look at it this way.

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Haiku #269133

I'd say he's the most
     talented already, but
hasn't won enough.

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Haiku #269134

What good does it do?
     This man clearly suffers from
mental health issues.

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Haiku #269135

A4: Easier: MT,
     as there is no quarantine.
Do the mechanics.

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Haiku #269136

Maybe she had her
     empathy gland surgically
removed at some point.

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Haiku #269137

Oh well, guess I'll just
     backtrack from their latest 'til
their debut album.

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Haiku #269138

Probably because Jack
     Thompson wasn't a mildly
attractive woman.

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Haiku #269139

But I think a good
     way to counter time warp spam
is Science upkeep.

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Haiku #269140

But we didn't say "Great,
     we got a people's car now....
great job were done guys".

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Haiku #269141

One of my teachers
     does a new style every week,
which is convenient.

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Haiku #269142

Its far easier
     to use one hand than it is
to use two actually.

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Haiku #269143

A hell of a lot
     more than we do if Leo's
character makes it.

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Haiku #269144

Either should've said
     glad we won, time to go back
to the drawing board.

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Haiku #269145

It really doesn't
     add more effort but can save
one from frustration.

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Haiku #269146

Not just a little
     bit but a full flow piss all
over his stomach.

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Haiku #269147

Most are quite brittle
     compared to almost any
other type of glue.

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Haiku #269148

They would freely roam
     the hotel, knocking on doors,
trying to sell this stuff.

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Haiku #269149

Anyway, this would
     be last thing I have to say
about this topic.

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Haiku #269150

I worked a job where
     the owner was a dirt bag
and the business failed.

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Haiku #269151

He'd just take his stuff
     in the middle of the night
and go to the couch.

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Haiku #269152

Do as you wish, you're
     obviously unwilling
to change. Reflection.

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Haiku #303647

The exact speed you
     reach at a certain point on
track is meaningless.

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Haiku #269153

Because yeah, the new
     Ghostbusters have a problem
when jogging at night.

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Haiku #269154

Hey you! Why are you
     not feeding my addiction?
Ignorance is bliss!

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Haiku #269155

I forgot what it's
     called which helps but it grounded
up nuts or something.

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Haiku #269227

My second comment
     did, but that was a respond
to some weird comment.

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Haiku #269228

Some places require
     you to call in and confirm
with a physician.

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Haiku #269229

Oh no. Maybe you
     should try all foods at least once.
I love trying new things.

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Haiku #269230

What is a problem
     is that it is no longer
in a single place.

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Haiku #269231

And you can choose how
     much of your original
signal to mix in.

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Haiku #269232

Shell toss thing to wipe
     out enemies before you
move was interesting.

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Haiku #269233

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #269234

Every time I watch
     TV i learn something new
about these humans.

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Haiku #269235

That's definitely
     enough that they need to take
care of it, I'd say.

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Haiku #269236

[deleted] Oh yeah,
     I kind of see that. I wish
she were a dog though.

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Haiku #269237

Like the instant it's
     healthy, or more efficient,
it tastes bland or gross.

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Haiku #269238

You are my girlfriend,
     you ask me to do something
for you, stuff gets done.

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Haiku #269239

That was a great thread,
     I hope I can contribute
Its snowing on Mt.

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Haiku #269240

And we have some picks
     in this years draft to make our
team even better.

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Haiku #269241

Got my banking app
     to work and turned root back on,
it's still working! Cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269242

Should the knee angle
     be within a certain range?
Is forward lean bad?

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Haiku #269243

I was my own worst
     critic and I know others
who are the same way.

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Haiku #269244

What's your next project?
     And what made you want to move
to Romania?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269245

Tesco sells shit no
     one is gonna buy I am
also keen to know.

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Haiku #269246

My wife and I will
     be there [deleted] I think
s4 just played too well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269247

Shit, I always loved
     football and the 90s Cowboys
were one of my teams.

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Haiku #269248

Ahh and when i sold
     my items to Trading house
I got half the PRICE????

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Haiku #269249

Such as everyone
     having inalienable
rights, but owning slaves.

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Haiku #269250

Since the new release
     is here now where can I find
the post age filter?

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Haiku #269251

Why are you showing
     up an hour early while you
were in the first place).

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Haiku #269252

I make cashier wage
     plus tips so long as I keep
the store good and clean.

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Haiku #269253

*I am not a role
     model* Oh, you have not heard
the Good News, brother?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269254

But I was thinking
     about lifting, I don't ming
going bulkier.

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Haiku #269255

Also, the Y50-70 still
     has a chronic problem on
the display hinges.

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Haiku #269256

Make an outline if
     that's your way of doing things,
but you don't have to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269257

Do you have any
     good tutorial on how
to smoke it on foil?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269258

I live in the south
     east and I drive everywhere.
Send me a PM.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269259

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269260

With your orange vest
     and clipboard, you belong just
about anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269261

When your child is born,
     make sure from an early age
you teach him to lie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269263

Although most prices
     now are dropping as its now
morning in Europe.

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Haiku #269264

Deadlines I just light
     up another cigarette
reading this comment.

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Haiku #269265

Absolutely not
     worth it. Damn!! Thanks for posting!
Keep up the great work!

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Haiku #269266

Quit crying. I want
     instant gratification
and I want it now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269267

And I'm not into
     the idea of the cast
being mainly kids.

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Haiku #269268

~16K seems low but then
     again the average wage is
only around ~26K.

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Haiku #269269

Maybe give your text
     book a quick skim through before
you reply again?

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Haiku #269270

He was turned into
     ash within hours of sitting
on the Golden Throne.

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Haiku #269271

Online dating should
     online be a supplement
to a healthy life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269272

Let the poor bastard
     go and celebrate with his
team, fucking hell. great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269273

Also, what the hell
     are you even on about,
misguided bias?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269274

The discussion looks
     at whether the story has
any truth in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269275

Reading is (to me)
     also a lot easier
to understand stuff.

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Haiku #269277

That would be even
     more useful at that level.
It's a bear comment!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269278

Your guys care about
     personal milestones, ours care
about team success.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269279

I had his birthday
     present, 1L bottle of Jack
Daniels, on my bag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269280

It sure does. I was
     at their spawn and felt the guy
coming back for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269281

All of those servers,
     server farms with rack after
rack of computers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269282

Too me when he left
     that was when the show started
dropping quality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269283

When was this? Where I'm
     from in Georgia we only
hang the coloreds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269284

A lot of people
     just play both, new season play
D3, new league play PoE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269285

You obviously
     love what is in the meta,
so go play Trundle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269286

Model? Tim tam law:
     Whoever bought the packet
gets a second one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269287

Something you should be
     used to as a Visual
Studio user.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269288

What the others said
     and maybe also to be
anti religion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269289

Pointed, targeted
     investigations only
when necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269290

He can moments where
     his enemies doesn't look
like confused chickens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269291

That's even harder
     than doing Jurassic Marsh
without Primal plants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269292

I don't even live
     near a black neighborhood, but
these things still happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269293

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269294

Can't explain why but
     I hate that expression more
than is reasonable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269295

There has never been
     any dispute that Hong Kong
is part of China.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269296

Honestly do you
     know their whole screening process?
Do they screen at all?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269297

I'd like to spread lies
     about your country to see
how that makes you feel.

Score: 0          


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