Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #266996

The Golden Rule is
     that you treat others how YOU
wish to be treated.

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Haiku #266997

So not really their
     fault but it shouldn't have been
our worry either.

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Haiku #266998

I noticed some games
     got around this by simply
mirroring the screens.

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Haiku #266999

She looks like she was
     beaten with an ugly stick.
LOVE this idea.

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Haiku #267000

Do you think we will
     get the +egg sorting update
before our next 10x?

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Haiku #267001

Look buddy there's no
     reason to be ashamed by
your euphoria.

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Haiku #267002

What would happen if
     one of the theory render
everything untrue?

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Haiku #267003

It's much easier
     to find a new job when you
already have one.

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Haiku #267004

Also crucible
     matches can work with the coin
and drop exotics.

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Haiku #267005

I felt like I'd played
     enough after the early
access had ended.

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Haiku #267006

We all got the same
     punishment because we were
all caught on skipping.

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Haiku #267007

The Vikings defense
     when healthy is better than
Seattle's IMO.

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Haiku #267008

Use turn signals, but
     never trust them is advice
I've come to live by.

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Haiku #267009

Someone in between
     the highest and lowest who
will do a good job.

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Haiku #267010

I think he game planned
     very well, he had some great
successes this year.

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Haiku #267011

I don't think you should
     stay in a relationship
where things aren't working.

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Haiku #267012

Basically, all things
     being equal, my money
is on the gay dude.

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Haiku #267013

In any case I've
     added code to compensate
that will do for now.

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Haiku #267014

Lol, so does
     that mean I get a prize no
matter what team wins?

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Haiku #267015

The lower CD
     could be solve by giving you
the turn of first skill.

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Haiku #267016

That was exactly
     what I was expecting, but
fuck you anyway!

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Haiku #267017

You can't really make
     those go away no matter
how much you fight them.

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Haiku #267018

There are some great books
     that will help you learn about
the fossils you find.

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Haiku #267019

I facilitate
     the conversation, yet make
herself the problem.

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Haiku #267020

Unlikely within
     our life times or at least near
the end of it. What?

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Haiku #267021

And I can't even
     spell Python right the first time.
*cries* I can confirm.

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Haiku #267022

Women need feedback
     what you expect, and what you
will not tolerate.

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Haiku #267023

I just want something
     that doesn't make everyday
feel like a struggle.

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Haiku #267024

It does have slightly
     more damage but the difference
is negligible.

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Haiku #267025

Based on the feedback
     I may choose to read it or
choose not to read it.

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Haiku #267026

So again. Who. The.
     Fuck. Cares. Also even if
he won an Oscar.

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Haiku #267027

At the time, he planned
     to live as if nothing had
changed, or so he said.

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Haiku #267028

Awesome! Thanks a ton!
     India House is kinda
the classic answer.

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Haiku #267029

OP, the Navy is
     like a more concentrated
version of the US.

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Haiku #267030

Aw your poor feelings.
     Should have let us know you were
in your safe space first.

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Haiku #267031

Thanks! Yeah, overhauls
     are seriously broken
with overhauls off.

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Haiku #267032

Brit mod talks about
     all the hats she got from all
corners of the globe.

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Haiku #267033

I always enjoy
     when a girl initiates
the conversation.

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Haiku #267034

Just started playing
     again on a new account,
a little rusty.

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Haiku #267035

They recommended
     drinking it within a month
or so of purchase.

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Haiku #267178

I play with some friends
     over voice and we sometimes
take a random in.

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Haiku #267179

This is like every
     comment in any lineup
announcement ever.

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Haiku #267180

Is there another
     more targeted place to look
for people like you?

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Haiku #267181

I then met a girl.
     She was really cute and not
very nice to me.

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Haiku #267182

Something. Anything.
     I needed to turn myself
and my life around.

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Haiku #267183

Those are some long drawers!
     I'm sorry, I'm sure it is
gonna crawl out soon.

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Haiku #267184

Unfortunately,
     this resulted in pretty
colorless chicken.

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Haiku #267185

If she feels that way
     and wants to meet you, I'm sure
she will let you know.

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Haiku #267186

You are right but not
     about people in their 20's
or Canadians.

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Haiku #267187

You would probably want
     to adjust missions timers
at the same too though.

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Haiku #267188

It must be pretty
     tough to translate something like
that into Latin.

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Haiku #267189

However I can't
     control what other people
do, only myself.

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Haiku #267190

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #267191

"There is no death, there
     is the Force" may be Legends
but it still applies.

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Haiku #267192

The survivors are
     not I field of view because
line of sight is blocked.

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Haiku #267193

The "World Egg" is just
     plain bizarre to most people,
even in my world.

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Haiku #267194

Do it But other
     leagues don't have c and d teams
Already done! No.

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Haiku #267195

Uh, windows movie
     maker comes free with Windows,
and has a trim tool.

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Haiku #267196

Edit: words This is
     honestly an awful life
lesson for the kid.

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Haiku #267197

My boyfriend is more
     extroverted and I am
more introverted.

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Haiku #267198

just a quick question.
     have you considered using
full fat heavy cream?

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Haiku #267199

Man, y'all are so mad
     at this, it's kind of funny
Great accomplishment!

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Haiku #267201

If that's being "nice"
     then that's a really shitty
way of doing it.

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Haiku #267202

I have that photo
     framed in my apartment That's
very cool actually.

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Haiku #267203

I sometimes wonder
     if Backstrom gets the credit
he really deserves.

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Haiku #267204

As long as you are
     polite and gracious, you won't
have any problems.

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Haiku #267205

You can only fix
     something if you understand
the reality.

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Haiku #267206

to where lol.
     did u get ur money back?
I'm a cannibal.

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Haiku #267207

Rebuilding teams look
     competent sometimes yet get
blown out in others.

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Haiku #267208

The only point I'm
     pushing for is that I'm put
up with complaining.

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Haiku #267209

It's a jumbo set
     but with people who can run
routes and have soft hands.

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Haiku #267210

I see pussies like
     you and get angry that you're
becoming the norm.

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Haiku #267211

Disclaimer: I will
     not be held responsible
for broken items.

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Haiku #267212

Was I busy when
     I was sitting in a Bar
or drinking at Home??

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Haiku #267213

Had no idea
     there was such a big market
for a book like that.

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Haiku #267214

Well balanced this year
     and the zombies and campaign
are hugely improved.

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Haiku #267215

Do it Do you know
     if there will be an english
setting on the game?

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Haiku #267216

If an exam is
     already made that you need
to use, go from that.

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Haiku #267217

I didn't know the flash
     hider reduces recoil.
I really doubt it.

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Haiku #267218

And I really tried
     to express that sentiment
to the store owner.

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Haiku #267219

As for more details?
     I don't know, what kind of stuff
would you want to know?

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Haiku #267220

So I can play their
     shitty games to get more stuff
for their shitty games?

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Haiku #267221

You can tie a ball
     to a cap and go to town
on that for a while.

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Haiku #267222

Three months if you want
     to take a leisurely route
and actually see stuff.

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Haiku #267223

Don't worry it will
     be their kids victimizing
people in prison.

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Haiku #267224

But the overall
     experience was highly
positive for me.

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Haiku #267225

You should have several
     versions of each job geared towards
different lines of work.

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Haiku #267226

Hmmm Just went there too
     and my experience was
average at best. done.

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Haiku #267227

Its so primitive.
     [removed] Two people who both
lack social skills. Ha!

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Haiku #267229

Many mass shootings
     were in places where firearms
were prohibited.

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Haiku #267230

And the guy playing
     that Jack Randall character
was magnificent.

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Haiku #267232

Mine has been listed
     as "processing" ever since
placing the order.

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Haiku #267233

More photos?! Mines down
     for the count until I get
the new fuel tank in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267234

I know he wouldn't
     have the courage to ask this,
so I am for him.

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Haiku #267235

Like I said though you
     really need to be as far
away hitting it.

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Haiku #267236

Dusk Lance also got
     some love despite usually
getting hated on.

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Haiku #267237

[removed] I am pear
     shape and my thighs have always
been unforgiving!!

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Haiku #267238

I wish that people
     would put the finished product
closer to the top.

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Haiku #267240

Since yoga mats are
     my biggest problem, I would
go with disco stu.

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Haiku #267242

Are we comparing
     this to how a riveted
vagina should look?

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Haiku #267243

I was pleasantly
     surprised too, I've built a whole
squad in the same way.

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Haiku #267244

To be clear, those are
     the correct type of razor
blades for your razor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267245

I thought you meant why
     not shoot her over the whole
elaborate house thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267246

Is there anything
     you guys know of that I should
be worried about?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267247

Angel is probably
     one of the most beautiful
women in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267248

Do you dislike Kirk
     Cousins for his outrageous
"you like that" tirade?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267249

Movies by David
     Mamet. They really know how
to poke where it hurts...

Score: 0          

Haiku #267250

They owe you nothing
     and by installing the game
you agree to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267251

Maybe he doesn't
     want to work for a giant
corporate company?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267252

When you say boxes
     are you talking about small
storage containers?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267323

[Here's a good reference
     document for access point
density design.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267324

Should the parents wait
     until this kid puts their son
in the hospital?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267325

Hillary looks like
     she's praying to God to make
Bernie 'cut it out'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267326

I didn't feel compelled
     to clap or make any noise.
I was in such awe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267327

I was just saying
     that I regret getting back
in and explain why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267328

Hey glad you enjoyed.
     If I can find an 8th
layer I'll try it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267329

Now that I'm older,
     my memory just isn't
what it used to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267330

Plumbers and the like
     become the top of the food
chain out of default.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267331

Wait we can get flair?
     Probably under the bed or
behind the hamper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267332

That's the reason Tom
     never told her about him
and Ariana.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267333

Is a drunk person
     behind a wheel not instant
"guilty"? ##**ATTENTION!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267334

Poof! Your obvious
     competitive advantage
has just disappeared.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267335

If you had done those
     games at bottom tier it would
already be done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267336

And celebrating
     the failure to blow shit up
by blowing shit up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267337

Secondly, this is
     assuming a family is
making $50k a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267338

Obviously I'm
     looking at an ideal world.
Fuck it. Lovie Smith.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267339

Well corporations
     are people so what the hell,
I'm sticking to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267340

It's interesting how
     your perspective changes if
you watch the show twice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267341

I agree that some
     coping is needed, but its
needed for BOTH sides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267342

[deleted] Can you
     treat the color circle thing
as a complex plane?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267344

I'm a feminist,
     Senator, and I hope you'll
come out as one, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232948

And art of any
     level of quality is
fine to be posted!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267345

you got sexy face,
     beyond that how we suppose
to know. Forrest Gump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267346

"The priest" This last round
     actually had a positive
expected outcome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267347

He seemed pretty smart
     and he actually attended
all of his classes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267348

If you're printing on
     tape you can run it cooler,
or completely off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267349

Repeat Exactly.
     It's a promotion to get
people to upgrade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267350

But her main concern
     was putting distance between
herself and Anna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267351

Basically, if you
     think the Rosa will jump, jump
with her and attack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265690

I felt I was more
     excited about watching
the next episodes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267352

That is why I hate
     these talk bubbles address real
world opposition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267353

Unfortunately
     this device is pretty poor
for tracking so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267354

If you don't mind me
     asking, whereabouts are you
looking to join up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267355

Guess they can just sell
     all that fancy castle shit
to make up for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267356

Each level is set
     in a different Mario
game and theme as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267357

You've been abusive
     and I've had enough of it.
Believe what you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267358

Because it was not
     any decent road even
by Russian standards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267359

Marriage is supposed
     to be a forever thing,
she gave up on you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267360

Hmmm. I don't think its
     wise to tell someone you don't
know how their life went.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267361

Plus I'm sure if you
     had issues they'd exchange or
refund no problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267362

Visit us today!
     [removed] "Please political
gods, let me have this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267363

But at least I can
     look myself into the eyes
and sleep well at night!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267364

Yeah, I completely
     agree, so many great bands
and people involved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267365

But under Bernie,
     I have this hope that we can
take our country back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267366

He was behind gore
     his rookie year and we all
know how this year went.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267367

What could be the harm
     in hanging with your buddies
and making some cash?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267368

You might think you were
     paying attention but you
definitely weren't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267369

So focus on what
     hobbies you have that you do
productive things with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267370

Like stand at his blinds
     with binoculars and stare
at our house for hours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267371

por que no los dos?
     They're NOT ROCKS. That's what I know
about some minerals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267372

You could easily
     find ghostly looking colors
with no need to mix.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267373

You guys are the worst.
     No mention of what flavors
are available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267374

Not much chance that you'll
     get everything you want by
buying only one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267375

But Fall of Reach is
     regarded as literally
*the* best one. Tipping!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267376

And then those people
     can take their war frustrations
out on animals!

Score: 0          

Haiku #267377

To be honest, it's
     not that important to me
to prove anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267378

You can instantly
     sense the mind's inclination
to the five senses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267379

All experience
     is preceded by mind, led
by mind, made by mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267380

:p I agree, Cruz
     winning is a great story.
I hope it happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267381

Not me, pal. I don't
     owe anyone anything.
They owe ME favors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267382

I know that this may
     not be the majority,
I acknowledged that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267383

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267384

"If the furnace was
     hot enough, anything would
burn, even Big Macs".

Score: 0          

Haiku #267385

The Regressive Left
     is also having a hard
time with this right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267386

Choose any other
     part of Baltimore City
that has better roads?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267387

Those long fingers could
     hit cords that stubby fingers
only dream about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267388

My sister told me
     to watch it but wouldn't say
what it was about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267389

Yeah but if you had
     to pick a religion, like,
YOU HAVE TO PICK one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267390

They are just as nice
     as the Syrians I meet
in the USA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267391

I don't know what deets
     are and am unsure why you'd
suggest I want them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267392

They had me log off
     and log back on, and it worked
from that point forward.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267536

If you think you are
     being aggressive enough,
be more aggressive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267537

His back is wider
     his arms are fuller and his
legs pop a bit more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267538

Yeah, you're just trying too
     hard now and appear desperate
for validation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267539

Pick up rock climbing.
     It's fun and gets your upper
body in to shape.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267540

South Carolina
     primary gonna destroy
Trump just wait and see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267541

Thank you!!! You say you
     don't think it's a big deal, but
I would disagree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267542

the shop attendant
     asked as she scanned the notebook.
"Write in it, I guess."

Score: 0          

Haiku #267543

When I was in high
     school back in the late 90s, no.
It was not common.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267544

I understand you
     freaking out even though you
know she is faking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267545

You will earn far more
     money client side than you
will agency side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267546

She's been a lot more
     successful in her business
career than Jimmy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267547

I'm not mad, you do
     you Notch, but it's funny how
quickly Notch does 180s.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267548

It's harder to come
     to terms with him betraying
you than a stranger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267549

I'm not a huge fan
     but they have a pretty big
following I think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267550

All new cars driving
     fully automatically
is decades away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267551

Any team could do
     this, I just used the Warriors
as an example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267552

I can add you, you
     can add them, and then they can
add me hopefully.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267554

Every disastrous
     bankruptcy was a success
story at some point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #267555

Rolled it pretty hard,
     poor kid So you have to want
kids to get paid leave?

Score: 0          

Haiku #267556

Did he just realize
     what table he's been sitting
at this whole time? How?

Score: 0          


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