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I failed to address
     one of your points earlier,
so I'll do that now.

Between a hard truth
     and a soft falsehood, the truth
always wins my vote.

They didn't even know
     the game was still being played,
such was their disgust.

Thank you very much
     for the recommendations,
these are a big help.

How are you liking
     Bruce Ellington, Mike Davis,
and Dylan Thompson?

Would we hang around
     if we ourselves were never
addicted really?

Who'd have thought. Sounds like
     we need to find some foreign
workers to fill this.

Although, what dessert
     to have in the scene is hard
to choose. A sundae?

He might as well say,
     "that's nice, but I have a more
interesting story".

You shut your whore mouth
     No shit? It's nice to meet Joe's
from Orange County.

I will follow you,
     I will get in front of you,
and I will brake hard.

It would literally
     break every PC gaming
sales record out there.

I want to attract
     more people to this, this is
the best I can do.

She flew to Brussels
     for little talks with him just
cause he's so handsome?

There are a couple
     flaws with the annual cost
concept on this one.

Witcher wouldn't be
     any worse with 1st person
view, from what i've seen.

You would think being
     landscape bulbs they would be sealed
from the elements.

Our Elena has
     been busting her ass on them
and they are so cool.

I don't understand
     how someone could possibly
think they would mix well.

It gives reasons why
     posing that hypothesis
might be reasonable.

This was just really,
     really bad, not slightly off.
[deleted] Well, yeah.

Oh sorry I thought
     you already were in group.
My apologies.

Also depends if
     you are looking to do doors
and rear deck speakers.

Each away coach has
     also made an appearance
in the Superbowl.

Ok, sure. Or not
     as drunk as blackout, but drunk
and emotional.

That's fine because then
     you're not even arguing
against my viewpoint.

Nope, no sarcasm,
     just asking because I think
that's not a bad price.

Use same compression
     method to read circumference.
Don't leave the tape loose.

(Other team) just tried
     to poach me, but I said no.
Can I get a raise?"

The video might
     have Pi in the title, but
I don't remember.

When farming jungle,
     use all your spells if you don't
plan on fighting soon.

Most people do not
     follow a ten or twelve step
routine every time.

Well every chicken
     food you've ever eaten is
made of dead chicken.

Boiled eggs. Apples! Shrimp!
     Try zucchini as noodles!
Oh man there's so much!!

It seems outta line
     but, if its not, wrestling may
be a cool career?

Either way I love
     the place so will probably move
this year anyway.

If anything, what
     you see here is the *real* me.
Thanks for the offer.

You actually censored
     the discussion so your view
would appear stronger.

A lot of them come
     from countries that literally
are patriarchal.

When and where to use
     your imposing game vs
your defending game.

It would support our
     goal and it maybe it would
help in the long run.

You don't need to be
     the biggest thing in the world
to make a living.

His name is Timber
     Joey." Hah, no I jest more
than anything else.

if you have any
     other questions, hit me up.
Well it is his books.

Consent makes marriage,
     so what really matters most
is your wedding day.

I usually thank
     the cashier for making sure
my card's not stolen.

It's days as a scheme
     in and of itself are gone.
Most wives are like that.

Oh my. Does it not
     calculate the needed steel
plates etc?

I like sex, you like
     sex, we all like sex, so why
can't we just *have some?

A restart for me
     got it working the first time,
but not the second.

That's why they were called
     "wops" and there was tremendous
prejudice towards them.

It's definitely
     going to be interesting
watching this play out.

He is not going
     to be our next president,
so I'm not worried.

If this was Bieber
     there'd be no attempt to make
his actions seem cool.

But I thought I would
     at least be better off than
my parents by now.

Even for a trial
     separation if you want
to still work on things.

I was referring
     to people becoming priests
because of Francis.

Thinks its over now
     :p I'm feeling better, bout
to drop some acid.

Goes from one extreme
     on one end to the extreme
on the other end.

What's wrong with wanting
     more details before making
any assumptions?

Have them stay when you
     guys start missing the playoffs
again and we'll talk.

I could be wrong, though.
     I'm curious as to what
other people think.

Why the *fuck* did these
     idiots holding the phone
not do anything?

Love bumping this song.
     Can't even tell you where or
how I first heard it.

It's not up to you
     to decide what people are
"entitled" to. True.

Actually, we are not
     submissive to the king but
to God's commandment.

And then you can tab
     out for a while and your team
doesn't yell at you!

Personally, I just
     don't see God as needing or
wanting our worship.

The lower bowl are
     barely engaged, some polite
clapping after goals.

Way better combat
     system than you'd imagine
and lots of flying!

He had a smirk on
     his face as he said "you'll just
have to wait and see".

And the items you
     build depends on the skill build
you are going with.

Try to realize it's
     all within yourself no one
else can make you change.

No everyone wants
     to raise kids in a high rise
apartment building.

You said he hurt you.
     It's called lack of TRUST. You don't
trust him anymore.

Alright, added you
     :D Thank you so much! Is there
anything you need?

I have shit to do,
     get the fuck out of my way!
Ugh. Makes me so mad.

Nope, he says curses,
     it's been said multiple times.
Even the irish!

To address your point,
     I would say that "need" doesn't
enter into it.

Why would you do that?
     Q: How do you spot the blind
man at the nude beach?

My dad responded
     by throwing my computer
into the garbage.

I feel like there's no
     new theme every week, which I'm
okay for this week's.

Normally I wouldn't
     give up hope so fast but lets
face it. Shane has left.

Unless the speller
     is dyslexic in which case
that's totally fine.

I'll send that pic back
     where it belongs, in ~~my hard
drive~~ the pits of hell.

I don't want to be
     on a list or anything.
I would love some clams!

This isn't the 50's
     and 60's I'd love to see how
long this lasts in court.

My dance ensemble
     performed to this and we had
to learn the lyrics.

They were awful, but
     that awfulness was contained
to their own countries.

Anyway, the word
     for chicken and prostitute
indeed sound the same.

I was one of those
     people who winged all my book
reports in high school.

Thanks for the thoughtful
     and respectful response though.
We need more of that.

That doesn't excuse
     bad behavior at all, not
"victim blaming" here.

[removed] They're still on
     the radio all the time
here in Orlando.

Yeah I just don't get
     why he literally sat on
the floor of the gym.

Although when I was
     your SO's age I probably would
have said the same things.

Stop watching me, Mom.
     What did you buy at the store?
Stop watching me, Mom.

Mom, if you can't stop,
     I'm going to have to go.
Intrusive question.

Their Monte Carlo
     sandwich is the best thing I've
ever had! Gorgeous!

But when their logo
     is just sitting there without
backlight, it looks fine.

If they will and then
     want to run then we will not
keep them here by force.

Pictures of jumpers
     were even more disturbing,
and hard to take in.

If I meet someone
     cool and add them, then maybe
keep it on sometimes?

"Stay in school, kids." IP,
     name server doesn't even
give me a response.

Lass Kicker! I've been
     crushing on her ever since
she showed up. Well played.

I don't think Ortiz
     will get quite the same send off
everywhere he goes.

Plus she's super cute
     core temp is in the bottom
right of my picture.

If I remember
     correctly, that eye cream has
alcohol in it?!

I cant wait to get
     rid of Terrance Jones and give
Harrell his minutes.

Fuck off You are right
     about the great synergy
between the items.

Makes me question how
     many more engineers are
not giving a fuck.

He got written up
     for a joke in poor taste That's
not even my point.

And they won't send them
     all back, but a lot of them
should be deported.

Not only are these
     men sinning in modesty,
but also in pride.

That is the funny
     part, someone has to poof her
for that costume change.

[removed] what do you
     mean by unusual effects?
like fire? gun fire? smoke?

I think you mean Quiche
     That bib? It is the best class
item in the game.

(I don't know if that's
     something you plan on doing
or willing to do).

Surgeons (and any
     science profession) do not
just memorize things.

No one loves you, no
     one likes you, your people are
all snakes of the same.

In my area,
     surface water and septic
tanks are illegal.

So we put them all
     in the color to at least
get a visual!

Electrons move much
     slower than the speed light when
traveling through copper.

fair enough Thank you.
     Take a look at that painting
and try to fault it.

For any given
     issue you can find Muslims
on both sides of it.

Consider yourself
     *very* lucky. I'm hoping
this is just a glitch.

We're still up there though.
     I don't want a plant inside
my white chocolate world.

I can safely say
     I have had a better life
than that kid. Jesus.

[deleted] Freedom.
     Laws aren't always about just
making things safer.

For someone who thinks
     these things are comparable are
fucking lunatics.

The police can't tell
     you not to hire someone, but
the registry can.

What do you expect
     from sheltered girls who never
leave mom and dad's house?

Right before CDs
     came onto the scene, cassettes
were taking over.

I think what you mean
     is the plot is terrible.
The story was great.

Then again, just wait
     until you denounce bacon
on the internet.

I spot the hero
     card close by, so I started
running right at it.

One blessing titan
     and one quiver predator
hunter works GREAT too.

Most of this world sucks.
     That's why realists often come
off as pessimists.

But in that case just
     bend the metal a little
bit so it fits snug.

Good for those who do
     not have the beta codes though.
EDIT: Sorry guys!

Just wanted to point
     out that the community
came up with the name.

I mean, by all means,
     standup and be a vaunted
ethical person.

As my senses drift
     back to me, I try to move
and I hit my head.

Also I am still
     waiting for the dreaded 'AI
Ming exploration'.

Not raining very
     hard, just enough to make you
wet and miserable.

As far as maintenance
     goes, you shouldn't have too much
to worry about.

[removed] i can't see
     why you would, as long as no
fraud can be proven.

You do know that you
     have to do **two new critiques**
for every post, right?

Yeah, it's not a boon
     the economy but what
would you rather have?

You said you prefer
     Fahrenheit to Celsius,
can you explain why?

For what I'm doing
     the Bachman stuff is just fine,
thanks though. Not a ban.

I'm with your brother.
     I'm just an old school stoner
stepping up my game.

They may well be long
     time immigrants rather than
recent refugees.

Some shitty people
     aren't good at hiding, others
are masters at it.

Not after so long."
     Even Simon seemed to shrink
in to himself then.

So we should focus
     on what people do rather
than on what books say.

Or treating them like
     pets who you give away once
bad behavior starts.

Couldn't understand
     having two different passwords
for the computer.

He would love to just
     storm out of here and ride back
to Batavia.

Pretty much every
     car ride in my childhood was
spent listening to him.

yup they were sent out
     yesterday Hatten ar din
by Azar Habib.

Peace out. The headline
     already is pretty great.
'stiff opposition'.

I actually wanted
     to mod it back, but I'm too
lazy lol.

Like! He knew he was
     in trouble or he wouldn't
have taken the gun.

For every car crash,
     how many made it to their
destinations safe?

Obama was has
     been ham strung by congress his
whole time in office.

B) I know it is.
     I know that feeling, hope it's
going well at least!

Just a note to say
     we are not abandoning
our survival game.

Similar creatures
     lay in the beds, some screaming,
some writhing in pain.

From where you woke up,
     head all the way up the stairs.
The lamp is up there.

Also, if you use
     Apple pay frequently, it's
really convenient.

That's normal. You're here
     asking because your conscience
is bothering you.

Self reflection is
     really the only clear path
to personal growth.

And in that moment
     you can only shrug I guess
and hope for the best.

but I always do
     my part and put everything
back as I found it.

I like the term "sweat
     equity", it's a very
good way to put it.

The only people
     who don't love master plan is
one setting for all.

But again, I'm not
     flaming you or down voting
you, do it your way.

Do you just never
     rank up dudes, or did you buy
tons of gold crystals?

On the other hand,
     if you mean 'you' as a C
programmer, then no.

He's actually a fat
     gay man from a TV show
called Modern Family.

Just add McCarron
     on there too Just got his NYE
poster from this year!

It would be a great
     tablet game to just sit back
and play for a bit.

I read your post on
     the nine worlds the frost world is
where I need to head.

a lot of time passed
     since the start of the battle
I'm sorry to hear.

Not Southampton fans.
     Surely that means their only
rivals are Pompey.

Feels very lazy.
     Really enjoying the main
Star Wars series though.

Skinny short person
     that only does ab work, rail
thin except for abs?

It doesn't feel right.
     I don't feel guilt. I feel more
empty than guilty.

Let me ask you this.
     Do you think europe want current
immigrant crisis?

When I say no, their
     response is always "oh, well
the fuck it," and leave.

Guns have. Get your damn
     head screwed on right and get some
perspective, lady.

Alien eggs are
     delicious if you can get
past the face hugging.

k? How else do you
     think he makes industrial
amounts of Sushi?

I don't expect you
     to advise me to take or
not take LSD.

They commit heinous
     crimes that would not have happened
if they were kept out.

No heart or ethics
     is true, but they're beholden
to the shareholders!

More expenses on
     obesity and dental
related healthcare?

Good movie? You don't
     need an adviser is what
I am getting at.

How this only has
     two points and not higher up
is astonishing.

The Golden Rule is
     that you treat others how YOU
wish to be treated.