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That.... that was good. Yeah,
     the one time I used tinder,
I ended up dead.

Sans is dead. Oh, if
     you're renting, don't put any
money into it.

When you rent a house,
     you put up with whatever
kind of yard it has.

I thought this post was
     going to be a riddle,
and not nitpicking.

What does it all mean?!
     What *is* karma anyway?
Why do we seek it?

"Dude! So this is what
     you do on the internet
all day?" Top bantz mate.

Jeb Bush gets someone
     who underperformed and didn't
live up to the hype.

Second or third round
     is when to get interested.
Man, those people suck.

Man, those people suck.
     Though I will say I've never
been hit by a skier.

Kappa [deleted]
     Nope definitely a ghost
be very afraid.

I've met people from
     down south and from Scotland who
don't know it's meaning.

I just didn't realize
     till recently that her's didn't
cover her knuckles.

This design fired
     several hundred spuds before
I gave it away.

I'm always surprised
     by how much longer I can
hold it week to week.

But I'm no expert.
     yung Taps on the tracks This will
lead to your demise.

I'm just curious
     what others would do in our
situation too.

Oh well, easy OT.
     This is the most offensive
thing I've ever read.

Yes. I always point
     out the upcoming trolling.
I'm a mod also.

I'm a mod also.
     We don't. Everyone else here
cares more than we do.

But the way the term
     is thrown around so much it's
become meaningless.

Splitting hairs *gasps* How
     dare you! Weiss is elegant!
Weiss is beautiful!

Mom's Heart in greed mode?
     Yes. The familiar orgy
you got going on?

Just got home from class,
     can you someone bring me up
to speed on the game?

Yes, I have several.
     You need *a lot* of power
to cut things in half.

Sorry, it was Where
     the Wild Things Are Really now?
My mistake if so.

I like food more What
     about if you use different
hands for different things.

Do you honestly
     believe that the people there
would be better off?

[deleted] I don't
     know if I should say fuck yeah
go America!

Think: custom timers,
     temperature measurement, LED
controls & displays.

Don't feel bad if you
     have to use two or even
three to pull you through.

You've had highs and lows.
     Talk about the lows. Did you
deliver pizza?

Still had time to do
     stuff, but nowhere near as much
as I do right now.

Any suggestions?
     You'd figure at that point just
leave it in him, right?

You'd think so but I've
     actually seen one of these ads
in my local mall.

I'm so glad this is
     becoming the exception
instead of the rule.

Let me also say:
     he did everything he could
to satisfy you.

They think weak men are
     funny because they don't see
weak men as people.

[removed] [deleted]
     The full saying is "I am
rubber, you are glue.

That was a complete
     foul on Whiteside, whacked Maple
Jordan on the face.

The first attempt made
     gave a generic error.
All's well that ends well.

Better food options
     at both and Dewitt Spain is
closer to downtown.

Better food options
     at both and Dewitt Spain is
closer to downtown.

But isn't his strength
     that there really isn't much
to attack him on?

You're jealous of how
     she is with her friend, she's not
"making you" jealous.

No. That's my weirdo
     daughter wearing a "necklace"
she made on her face.

Anatomy labs
     are rarely wet, only when
you do dissections.

If you are looking
     for scary nonfiction, check
out Biohazard.

And pitching translates
     across the ocean a lot
better than hitting.

The eel inks don't make
     much mess at all and clean up
very well in pens.

I wish that I got
     up there and spoke but I was
afraid too at first.

I know. It's really
     alarming how instantly
huge and old she got.

[deleted] If you
     know you are a woman then
you are a woman.

If they were hoping
     for a high attachment rate,
that was a failure.

This has been the first
     season that I've actually thought
that he could be killed.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Seems Mr. Jack is
     legitimately distressed
over hurting Max.

Go soak up as much
     as you know, quitting now will
just lead to regret.

And you really look
     like a bigot if you do
try to compare them.

I felt that Star Wars
     Battlefront is really fun...
for the first ten hours.

If he continues
     to stay positive things could
turn around for him.

That's why they mainly
     go after people who seed
rather than download.

If God knows what will
     convince me and does that thing
then I am convinced.

[deleted] It would
     also let you check spelling.
"It's Gin. You tell me."

I froze. I didn't know
     what to say or what to do,
so I did nothing.

Plus the matte texture
     feels really nice to me You
mean his mom's basement?

I'd stay away from
     any sort of drugs after
the shit Kurt went through.

You seem to forget
     that a lot of people chose
destroy anyways.

Dude, come on. You've done
     too deep, not everything has
some deeper meaning.

What we have to do
     is do things seriously
and consistently.

I don't see the will
     for such a thing from the US
and other allies.

No. Holy shit I've
     been following this comic
for five whole years now.

The Game DAE notice
     that the Warriors are the worst
for crowds in my head.

just remember not
     to stand up in the shower
for the next few days.

His falsetto is
     horrible but his head voice
can be very strong.

Damn. In enterprise
     we have this magical thing
called a UPS. curved... SWORDS!

But a few extra
     lines certainly aren't worth not
playing with your friends.

Yeah; I'm not so sure
     about the impact of Rent
Stabilization.

Some places less than
     others, but I pretty much
always feel lazy.

You no longer need
     to pay a couple thousands
for your mana base!

I hope Liquor is
     right, but I'm afraid what you
said is more likely.

Why in the world would
     he be put inactive if
he wasn't injured?

Bleach is not a good
     way to get rid of mold on
porous surfaces.

People hate Muslims
     here too but it has nothing
to do with Fox News.

Either that or I'm
     nuts, but I'm hoping it's just
because I'm human.

They would hand the book
     out to students moving from
the Lower School. Smile!

I don't know if it's
     the same ones, but you may be
able to find them.

I have decently
     sized thighs, so some slimmer pants
aren't the best for me.

Is there someone else
     in Korea that is likely
to take it from them?

Missed the game, saw Luke
     Kinnard in at the end, did
he play much? Or well?

Certainly no more
     than exists in more modern
Bethesda offerings.

[deleted] Yeah ones
     overrated and has no
business being ranked.

I always assume
     my history is pretty dull:
Ow, that really sucks.

Breaking Bad got slow
     in the middle but really
picked up later on.

I said that my phone
     died or didn't have reception
and needed a lift.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Also, i believe
     i understand your other
issue with zooming.

"Well... I'm pregnant." I've
     always had luck getting them
for free from pet stores.

This is likely due
     to them being fairly weak
when separated.

Anyway I guess
     I just am happy the dog
is healthy. Fine choice!

No way are a high
     percentage of these no skill
jobs worth that amount.

I am getting one
     fan at first, which will be used
to strength train the plant.

Yeah it really grinds
     my gears that we have three marth
clones on the roster.

For me, it's a toss
     up between Bleu de Chanel
and Green Irish tweed.

I'll save you some time.
     She's Ben Carson's step sister.
They have never met.

*Smiles at her redness*
     You're so innocent sometimes.
It's adorable.

But what you can hope
     to do is educate her
children as they come.

Let me spell it out
     one more time for the densest
among you. This. Is.

It doesn't even
     look like the candles are lit
before he grabs it.

Wow.... I mean... just wow...
     the amount of errors you
just made, lol.

yeah, here we can get
     ether AC syndicate
or rainbow six. Source?

The interesting thing
     was that they often came from
quite varied backgrounds.

I've never seen bonds
     go on sale for a lower
price through the game site.

That's all I could tell
     from the picture, this doesn't
mean that she is hot.

How long ago did
     you get out of your really
bad relationship?

i've never kicked subs
     or methadone though, i know
that's a different beast.

this is perfection
     This might be the dumbest post
I've seen on this sub.

As well as being
     super portable (small box)
and quite full featured.

Edit: Double post.
     [deleted] [deleted] Both
great ideas, thanks!

I registered but
     I dk what to do next
or how to do it.

I personally don't
     have an issue with others
drinking, but for one.

Many important
     role players did not even
attend training camp.

Because Top Ten match
     up between Ohio State
and Michigan. Duh.

You may never claim
     on this, but it means if you
need to claim, you can.

But, they had a used
     F-250 there I liked. So, we went
in and test drove both.

Again, don't worry
     about being awkward or
unsure with your words.

It was ok, but
     I didn't notice it doing
anything for me.

Which just means that sack
     is a burlap one (aka,
Green Bay tuxedo).

Yeah i play sometimes
     I just didn't get how it would
be positive EV.

Oh, and do you know
     these people? You're kidding, right?
Wednesdays are the worst.

We do not allow
     people to berate our OPs
(that's you in this case!)

So you will have four
     bullets on the left and four
bullets on the right.

This actually made me
     tear up a bit with how sweet
and lovely it was.

This game didn't really
     concern me more than other
games they have had though.

I was an angry
     bitch on hormones so I'm glad
to be rid of them.

Only a true born
     French speaker can execute
just right. No.. You can't.

As someone who drinks
     black coffee daily, Starbucks
is not very good.

You're kidding yourself
     if you think Starks was the weak
link of that offense.

Is that a thing now?
     Well OP, did you rip the sign
off or open it?

I'm not a linguist,
     just a polyglot that puts
needles in people.

I feel spread thin all
     the time layman is fucking
terrible tonight.

Just because you don't
     understand something doesn't
mean that god did it.

Fellow ravenous
     college student here (replace
running with cycling).

Once you've reached allied
     with one, move onto a new
system for a while.

Dropped down some ledges,
     take some fall damage, loot some
corpses, turn around...

Ok. Well, we all
     know "that girl that had a bird
shit on her laptop".

I turned off the touch
     pad in settings and I don't
think it's happened since.

You won't be happy
     with a child and she won't be
happy without one.

He was happier
     with his pick than I was when
I got AD last year.

But tomorrow will
     come and hopefully you will
have a better day.

you You will almost
     definitely have to go
to the brewery.

Because it won't make
     the criminally wealthy
any wealthier.

Born and raised in North
     Texas. Went to North Texas.
Live in North Texas.

I guarantee you
     he saw the camera and posed
like that on purpose.

How many games do
     you have on your steam account
that you've never played?

The mother chose not
     to have an abortion or
to give the child up.

I tried having more
     fun than anything writing
and reworking this.

As a commuting
     student my hiking backpack
is my life Thank you.

Parisians are
     literally more valuable
than Nigerians.

Neither that woman
     nor that channel will ever
live that down. CROSSFIRE!!!!

At this point they laugh
     and all I have to do is
reach out for their hand.

I just jumped from one
     to another one and got
"where is your girlfriend?"

One can only hope
     that one day you are falsely
accused of something.

kinda frustrating..
     "RIP Dave, who the Fuck is Dave?"
You were amazing!

Change my absurdly
     outdated notions about
such a large landmass?

This would work against
     that "Hey everyone, Portland
is great!" narrative.

Oh ok gotcha.
     I do somewhat disagree
about Noel though.

It seems like I won't
     be with her anytime soon.
It's all you can do.

Even those that do
     assimilate typically
take 2+generations.

Then, most of them go
     on to vote for democrats.
Why would I want that?

They've been friendly but
     not exactly helpful (what
can they really do?).

I'm talking about
     what is to be considered
"justifiable".

Since you've never rolled
     before, you don't know how you
will react to it.

I guess the point I'm
     getting to is fuck that guy.
You propose to her.

Team name is Slaughter1.
     So how long are you sleeping
in the doghouse for?

So imagine this.
     A bomb goes off on a bridge
in downtown Baghdad.

Like, a man sweater.
     The kind that embarrasses
my mom that I own.

When I get a smile
     out of an anxious patient
I'm like, "Yes! Nailed it!"

We pretty much stayed
     in bed for the next few days
after he got back.

I tried that, its not
     there, do I have to progress
farther or something?

Being dark doesn't
     make a coffee bad, it means
you have different tastes.

No way Peterson
     plays for the Vikings again
after all ***that*** mess.

And surely WoW was
     the biggest game in the world
for a few years right?

But if I'm doing
     something that helps you, I'm not
about to complain.

Stop." and walk away.
     If it still continues go
to your manager.

And thank you so much!
     I got the the top removed
to access the switch.

Did you ever break
     up with someone by saying
you needed some space?

Couldn't modern apps
     provide a migration path
for Windows users?

Every baby is
     different, your baby will crawl
when he is ready.

(They've got some other
     cool instrumentals too like
*Stream of Consciousness*.)

I thought the same thing
     that the income wasn't what
I was looking for.

And I thought college
     was supposed to be the last
bastion of free speech?

[deleted] I used
     to not like Pansy but now
I think she's alright.

All the work gets done,
     but it's more fun because you're
making them happy.

What. The. Fuck. I can't
     stop staring at the creepy
guy in the background.

Meta all the way
     Great stuff, saving as I plan
my trip this summer!

There are no kid gloves
     appropriate to handling
that scenario.

[deleted] and leave
     pieces inexplicably
in your underwear.

It's being applied.
     You can see it in the road
salt currently used.

So my advise is
     just go or ask some Muslim
sister to take you.

I was literally
     scoffed at when I finally
got my card removed.

I think this pretty
     much puts AD on the do not
draft list like Noel.