Reddit Haikus

All the overly
     polite, humble indie guys
are so tedious.

All he's doing is
     using his seat to inflame
communal passions.

Oh it is a lap
     box, then yes back is better.
Really cool design.

One has to question
     why you aren't one of the high
earning accountants.

Maybe if he said
     3A of power, I could side
with you, but he didn't.

Same here. I've been trying
     to watch it for the last three
days, no luck for me.

Anything you can
     grab is part of a load out...
What are you saying?

Tune into public
     access TV. It's Wayne's World!
Wayne's World! Party on!

I'm sure details will
     emerge in time, but I'm not
so sure about that.

Ask the next nice girl
     that you meet out for coffee.
It's just how it goes.

[removed] i have poor
     financial priorities,
but yours are top notch.

Flush yourself out, man.
     Because when they get angry,
they get suspended.

IT'S LIKE I'M TAKING
     CRAZY PILLS!!! Seriously,
it's ridiculous.

Wait he commented,
     doesn't that mark the end? Source?
[So... Is this alright?

No need for special
     effects, just a solid script
played out in real time.

..Smash is a fighting
     game played by normal people
No mistake, that's fine.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

It was just funny
     to hear the scream coming from
across the fairway.

It's absolutely
     AWFUL to brainwash children
into religion.

With a thicker part
     and less resin it would not
have been an issue.

Hank's Amish. Just go
     up about four sizes from
what they recommend.

Give us some Shotguns,
     Snipers, and Grenade Launchers
as actual weapons.

Don't forget the part
     where he's also a fascist
and an anarchist.

No idea how
     people manage to forget
angling in that thing.

The other fun part
     was seeing Shovel Knight from
Plague Knight's perspective.

We try to guess each
     other's name and for every
wrong guess one must drink.

Most people singing
     at that volume lose control,
and start just... screaming.

We already know
     that competition forces
you to do better.

[META] Is Mickey
     gonna be using a sword
as his main weapon?

Smoking was harder
     because although it's deadly,
it SEEMED less deadly.

EDIT: Never mind,
     apparently another
news post just went up.

Get a ticket now
     I think it's almost sold out!!
As is tradition.

Yeah right. Also, you
     can find there the infamous
town of Lavender.

Frankly, this sounds too
     good to be true (not doubting,
just amazed)! Awesome.

for shoulder charging.
     Ah, back when shoulder charging
was legal in league.

Plus, with am injured
     Forte, whew, Bennett is going
to jump in targets.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Theoretically
     I could use my 4x10 bass cab
on my guitar amp.

Also this is not
     the section posting about
wear and conditions.

Better fill a bug
     request right now, that is not
supposed to happen.

He "likes" maids, eh? Well,
     I *LOVE* 'em! Thanks for being
so encouraging!

Angry? Frustrated?
     Feelings aren't something I give
much importance to.

Just curious why
     you say it's so difficult?
Thanks for your reply!

I've heard stupid stuff
     said but never anything
like what you describe.

Though All New Hawkeye
     is really good too, and I'm
enjoying it too.

I'll be happy if
     Duke has a big game, even
if he's on my bench.

It's not a conscious
     thought or decision, it's just
something humans do.

Because the roads are
     poorly planned, you will never
see ideal traffic.

If a DUI
     isn't enough to stop him,
keep reporting him.

YOU determine how
     fast you get places rather
than other people.

So.. to sum things up,
     we have $37B coming from state
gas taxes and tolls.

I just want to chime
     in with my experience
with the battery.

Currently having
     one of the best gym sessions
I've had in a while.

Getting to the core
     without even a reflex
is a good feeling.

Also most rich or
     educated people got
to avoid the draft.

Just take it one step
     at a time like you're doing,
you'll have the courage.

If it ends with you
     leaving with your daughter I'm
sure you will be fine.

When she moves. I need
     to take her into the vet
anyway I guess.

Conjure up maybe?
     Either way, not literally
draw, but just design.

I usually get
     bored listening to covers, but
she just drew me in...

Am I the only
     one filled with a sense of dread
over this? Nothing...

this kind of work is
     exactly why good agents
are worth the money.

I had a buddy
     go to remote Alaska
around the same time.

But, to choose only
     one of my children to love?
That I cannot do.

EXCUSE ME? Just be
     careful to not shine in their
eyes (no shit, I know).

But you never see
     those timelines play out because
in them you are dead.

She'll probably learn how
     to love and be a very
different person." WOW.

Yes I am. I want
     to do the /r/ hockey one
though, is that up yet?

Really? Or you've just
     watched same video over
and over? Gotcha.

But if we get our
     offense going and keep pace,
we should be alright.

The interesting part
     is the war monger a don't
seem to believe that.

The best name I could
     see coming to Green Bay would
be **Sean McDermott.

I don't have to call
     anyone if I'm going
to stay late at work.

I thought it looked more
     like C++ or something.
I suck at coding.

As other people
     can and have held the complete
opposite position.

Believe it or not,
     not everyone in this world
is American.

All you'd need to do
     for a sequel is have Max
in a different place.

Knowing what I know,
     I would still go Germany
as my main faction.

This was made to fuck
     up those people who eat string
cheese in giant bites.

This is fantastic!
     Did you use a pattern or
just draw it freehand?

It's an enticement.
     Nobody's day was ruined
by this video.

*Doesn't matter, I'll
     just bring out Dirty Santa
again* lol.

Doesn't look worth it.
     Watching the Habs game right now
if you'd like to check?

We have all agreed
     to be happy that Greg is
not a deadbeat Dad.

I think it would be
     better to just start talking
to a lot of girl.

"What? I didn't see that".
     "You were right there Chloe, you
ate some of it". "Oh.

That totally makes
     sense, and I take no offense!
Thanks for the comment.

I would really like
     to give it a better name
before they do that.

You just made my day
     :D Or he just knocked up some
girl at a night club.

My sister in law
     usually gives us homemade
lotions or bath soaks.

Why not press Print Screen
     and then paste to some image
editing program?

Pending everything
     goes well, the surgery is
scheduled for Tuesday.

When this happens, Jake
     tells them he won't be coming
since im not welcome.

Glad of that history
     and wishing you all a safe
night and brighter day.

This is fantastic.
     Yeah that was my first thought. Why?
Why is this a thing.

Peanut allergies.
     And it doesn't make me just
*seem* like an asshole.

Edit: Also, it's
     important not to conflate
"neutral" and "balanced."

they want you to take
     care of them financially
and that's it. no way.

[removed] It did not
     say it 'only executes'
so it would be true.

Get back to the ship,
     climb the ladder, and see what
can be done. Agreed.

No. There were rumors
     early on but it has been
confirmed he is not.

He might have a ruff
     time in this economy.
It's like fairy darts!

--George Will you're right, but
     let's pretend for a minute.
[deleted] Batman?

Even if it didn't,
     I'd rather see that than just
another 2-door hatch.

I am Mexican.
     Can grow mean moustache. My genes
are available...

Unfortunately,
     this seems to have failed. So. Uh.
Fresh start, everyone!

YOU can ignore it.
     I can't, because it's always
taking swings at me.

It's great for catching
     runners as well as giving
yourself time to run.

call your mum Then what
     is the vulture [deleted]
Probably stole the keys.

Give me another
     package from another team
that would be better.

I'm honestly not
     sure what to build on her or
what runes to go for.

They don't hope at all
     to crash our economies
with terrorism.

They're going to keep
     fighting till they're the only
ones on the planet.

Clearly there are more
     ways to distinguish women
apart than their breasts.

I also can't walk
     up to a mother and her
baby and say this.

Libertarian
     Left to Libertarian
Right is best imo.

very sarcastic.
     It is also required by
law if they serve food.

I'm a consultant
     and assistant manager
at a bridal shop.

Terrible, before
     people get on here and say
"serves her right" shut up.

Just nothing so hard
     that it will break a tooth [You
lazy fucks, link them!

Your body won't be
     super muscular but lean
and feminine. Hi!

When we met over
     eight years ago she told me
she liked to cross dress.

Yes, we are allowed
     to feel sad. This is normal.
It's a part of life.

So its a surprise
     at least once a month. Love it.
lan party? Good lord.

I really hope not.
     We're everyone's darlings right
now for some reason.

I can't find a source
     but I think he may have not
even been that high.

GET UP THADDEUS
     Oh my god, how fucking old
is Perry Ellis?

And he thinks this will
     get them back, as it provides
great wealth and status.

Being a better
     play caller than Clements is
damning with faint praise.

I don't have a mic
     but if its cool with you guys
I'll totally join!

But for those I'd just
     suggest seeing some of their
shows and what you think.

Stop eating. Your abs
     get a workout by getting
up etc.

Nice story. It would
     be better if she were tall
instead of short, though.

I bet he's doing
     similar roles as he did
at the theatre.

And explain to me
     again why viewership went
up after he left?

I never assumed
     "the opposite of perfect play
in every aspect".

Step mom yes. You can't
     take in your phone, but you can
have an Apple Watch?

I hope nobody
     is taking this "library"
too seriously.

If the plot and dot
     speeds are the constant shouldn't
we have a straight line?

Fucking greedy poop
     couldn't wait until I was
done watching hockey.

He just doesn't like
     to put a timeline on it,
which I understand.

I'll never believe
     in the west with their shitty
lazy attitude.

Close. How long do you
     hold on to them and do you
think they will move fast?

That "rude" ER doctor
     probably didn't do a very
good job explaining.

I've had it for years,
     use it often, and the bulb
hasn't burned out yet!

One main thing is clean
     warm socks. Something to stay dry.
A cheap poncho too.

I honestly would
     not mind at all if we just
got away with flair.

It's only rapping.
     **I say**, "I really don't know.
It's just rapping now.

It's just rapping now.
     Who is it?" She gets silent.
Turns back to the food.

When I went to hook
     everything back up I had
the whole train backwards.

And lobby actions,
     but that requires you to pay
real money for it.

Poor guy A REALLY
     good chunk of those games were not
made by Nintendo.

Wrong place, I hear ya.
     Feel free to delete. The world
will end at midnight.

Especially ones like
     Obama and Hillary.
Bernie not so much.

Pretty even deal
     but I think it's a smart move
for Betty to make.

which, given my track
     record is easier said
than done. fingers crossed!

Cool idea but
     I prefer bright maps. The less
shadows the better.

Na na [deleted]
     I felt like he was just trying
to run the clock out.

They want it to be
     about information, yet
fail to post any.

Last paragraphs is
     just whining. I've had them all.
They're overrated.

I never said that.
     I clearly stated the man
is a pedophile.

If that's what fame brings
     these days, then forget fame, you
can keep it. PEOPLE!

And we have our first
     Perry Ellis looks old joke.
*Now* the game can start.

Good luck man, I hope
     Sony sees this and fixes
everything for you.

It's phenomenal
     to see him lock up all these
offensive talents.

So, give them a whirl.
     And some people actually watch
the Kings play hockey.

Mrs. F, if you're
     reading this, you know who are.
One day, you will pay.

The person therefore
     lives in the moment and takes
in things as they come.

Dun dun dun! How does
     he know that they were able
to bring someone back?

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

And his assists should
     be higher if everyone
converted on them.

Guess I'll find out soon.
     hot and sane, it's not like you
can't make them single.

When we go to sign
     players in the off season,
what will be our pitch?

He wasn't aiming
     for his hat, he was aiming
for his eye and missed.

I want to know how
     my home network is being
attacked in this case.

Holy crap, this young
     core is coming together!
Its beautiful! Yes.

It would satisfy
     his cravings for chewing while
helping his diet.

Although I am not
     sure if its still good in 2d
Thanks! That's great advice.

Lives aren't so simple
     that they can be predicted
by a deck of cards.

I had never heard
     this incredible version!
Thank you for sharing.

This is my first day
     with it but I swear it sounds
and feels much better.

Shoot me a message
     if you have any questions
about this process.

It really made me
     feel like I could do good on
the test, and I did.

FUCK YOU! YOU PROMISED!
     GO TO HELL AND DIE! FUCK YOU
LIKE WE FUCKED YER MOMS!

You'll get there, don't let
     the losses get to you, you've
got plenty of time.

Why else would android
     phones leave weak permissions on
the fingerprint file?

And it's not right, you're
     human, you deserve to do
what you want to do.

Now that we are well
     into the season, how has
Dougie been looking?

These players know how
     to play the game, they just need
someone to lead them.

What about someone
     who has no idea what
the stuff you said means?

But it's a cheap place
     and the owner is a real
nice guy Screw this ad.

Assuming these are
     real leaks and not just good fakes.
Well why should they try?

Sometimes she sets up
     shop outside Diamond City
or in Bunker Hill.

Most places near me
     graciously offer to help
you out to the car.

Most places near me
     graciously offer to help
you out to the car.

If you've already
     gotten it once today, you
can't get it again.

Even Bob Bradley
     did better and was fired
for it anyways.

I had a client
     get in my face yesterday
and just start screaming.

Not as funny or
     clever as you think it is.
This post is too cool!

millions of voices
     crying out and suddenly
silenced type of shit.

That.... that was good. Yeah,
     the one time I used tinder,
I ended up dead.