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I inherited
     my dads vest he use to wear
when he was my age.

Calvin sees Hobbes one
     way, and everyone else sees
Hobbes another way.

Sass, Sass, Sass. It blows
     every one of these tricks out
the water. Agreed.

Hey folks-- how about
     hearing from a North Korean
defector himself?

I made a Mr.
     Hands joke. [deleted] tell her
to try and have fun.

I graduated
     with a degree in comp sci
many years ago.

Hands joke. [deleted]
     tell her to try and have fun.
Who's a Peter File?

For example, try
     picturing yourself playing
the G major scale.

Waking up early
     also helps me to be more
awake in general.

Just saying, might want
     to reconsider voicing
such thoughts in public.

When i introduced
     my mom to my girlfriend (now
wife) for the first time.

MAMBA mia! Yeah,
     Twilight accidentally
swapped them all alright!

They host the second
     largest social networking
site on the planet.

I'm not the only
     one who believes we should be
taking a hard line.

All you do is post
     stupid shit in an attempt
to get a response.

Damn that's a good one.
     As a libertarian,
this needs to happen.

My friend on our boat
     managed to hit a seal on
the head with his oar.

Not the best trailer,
     but I'm almost sure I'll end
up buying this game.

Anything different
     is against what Wizards wants,
unless they've changed this.

I only dabble
     in Linux a bit, so thanks
for clarifying.

[deleted] I'm mad
     as hell, and I'm not gonna
take it anymore!

There's ALWAYS someone
     there, but this night, this golden
night, I was alone.

You sell it for more,
     but you pay much more for it,
if it's illegal.

If I make it in,
     you can be sure this will be
my LCS, too!

Head towards chinatown,
     stop at a restroom along
the way and shave hair.

However, those trails
     are so busy, I don't think
I'll be going back.

I do like some more
     than others, but it's never
been a deal breaker.

I will have to look
     into that article when
I am not at work.

[deleted] I don't
     have to shoot guns, I can quit
any time I want!

It sounds to me like
     she just isn't attracted
to you anymore.

Russian Circles is
     my current favorite band keeps you
awake doesn't it.

Here is a link where
     you can print the limited
quantity label.

That is, is moral
     behavior moral because
God commanded it?

Great shot, those are some
     sexy legs you've got there, not
to mention dat ass.

Please do keep it up!
     I think it's doing more help
than you know. For what?

I think it's doing
     more help than you know. For what?
Entrepreneurship?

I still pray every
     Sunday for god to show me
he is real and their.

[deleted] "Phones are
     phones" is a bad reason not
to add new features.

Others join and place
     less of an emphasis on
their grades, so grades drop.

I had one that changed
     anything starting with Tall-
to Tallahassee.

I don't remember
     thinking that anything was
"off" about Younger.

EDIT: Also, there
     is no new tech being pushed
this generation.

Embrace who you are-
     it's terrifying at first,
but it's wonderful.

Okay. So he is
     not a convicted felon,
still a bad guy though.

Nope, it costs far more,
     and will fall apart as soon
as it is challenged.

Keep rolling with it,
     work it up as a fully
fleshed out idea.

And some ignorant
     fools want to put his freaking
face on Mt. Rushmore.

[deleted] This guy
     is dead on, listen to him.
Well I feel dumb now.

you didn't cause I didn't
     say that pew pew pew pew Thanks.
I'll give them a call.

I just... I don't want
     to deal with all of the bad
stuff here anymore.

Blew my mind, I grew
     up being told walk means walk
and don't walk means run.

The tiger attacks
     out of no where can make you
jump, I know I have.

Essentially you
     could say our society
is dumbing itself.

the cut of that shirt
     makes it look like it is meant
to be worn tucked in.

Interesting. Thank you.
     I'll look into this further
when I have more time.

No. Though we are not
     upfront about it, we do
not lack compassion.

The fact that you would
     even assume that makes you
downright ignorant.

Sorry, man, I am
     sure this isn't the answer
you are looking for.

It's interesting how
     little effort Jesus had
to put into this.

There are several ways
     out of the bottom "Free Will"
loop in the flowchart.

Some famous asian
     Americans sprinkled here
& there lessens that.

Yeah, the stories I've
     heard from family members are
really disturbing.

Good Guy Grizzly saved
     many fish that day. "She can't.
Hear you." Poop ensues.

Makes sense. It's ok.
     I'm on my phone. The typo
ratio is huge.

You are not special.
     People have been having kids
for thousands of years.

Completely banning
     guns in a country doesn't
even stop gun crimes.

Then at work, I go
     through all the automated
crap and delete it.

But then some asshole
     starts inflating the balloon
while Z is walking.

I want you to suck
     out all the juices you put
in me with your mouth.

I will wash your mouth
     out with my cum if you talk
dirty, naughty girl.

He puts it in drive
     to take off and hits the gas
and we barely move.

So then your issue
     is that we're not arresting
enough white people?

In recent versions,
     open control panel, sounds,
manage devices.

It's easy to make
     people think someone you made
up is actually real.

Mortals who hear his
     voice hear their darkest secrets
whispered in their ear.

To me it seemed like
     he knew them, but it could be
from another group.

if you have the drive,
     you will accomplish your goals
and gain fulfillment.

They are using their
     nuclear problem to try
to leverage the world.

Why can't it be on
     the nice easily cleaned wood
laminate flooring?

Do you really think
     the US doesn't do the same
thing back at China?

[deleted] came here
     to say that Is it a red
pill or a blue pill?

Cause I'm not that douche
     bag American that some
people see us as.

you do you ok.
     I did that to a beetle
I found outside once.

My pogo pins just
     never hit the connections
on the phone. it's strange.

You'll be surprised how
     easily it thins out when
using this technique.

Oh me too. Same here.
     I don't want to come across
that person again.

Devil's Carnival.
     Made by the same wonderful
people as Repo!

It's not just liberals
     or any particular
group for that matter.

Catacomb Snatch was
     actually really fun for me,
I quite enjoyed it.

I had forgotten
     all about that car until
I saw your picture.

sometimes the games are
     really pricey, rare or both
Shut up, Ken Levine!

Would there be really
     savage pressure to drink there?
I wash my engine.

Most places don't charge
     you to fix their shit unless
you were negligent...

Has anyone checked
     out the galactic planning
office recently?

It's a sexual
     organ that gives me pleasure
and can birth babies.

and "lets not have slaves!".
     [deleted] Whatever are
you talking about?

gonna get buried
     but look at the back of his
pants where his butt is.

I always wondered
     why the fish spa idea
never left Thailand.

Look at how serfs were
     treated by the lords who were
there own countrymen.

The day these two are
     linked is a day I don't want
to experience.

Can I visit you
     sometime and interview you?
Can I pick your brain?

It's a lot faster,
     I use it with Start8, which brings
back the start button.

That's not starving by
     any means, but they could both
use to gain some weight.

They know your gonna
     do it. They really don't care.
Just use common sense.

I'm certainly not.
     It's addressed in the comment
you're replying to.

Yes, you're right, it's *my*
     fault when a dog attacks me
on a bicycle.

Pizza is pretty
     much just a sandwich without
the top slice of bread.

No one should make work
     for themselves, we weren't put on
this planet to work!

YES THERE'S A PARTY
     IN MY PANTS TONIGHT! ARE YOU
IN OR ARE YOU IN!?

You get a job based
     on what you write, not how you
do on problem sets.

Yes, men have issues
     related to their gender.
That's what we think. Next?

That's what we think. Next?
     I didn't see his weak ass show
up to the venue.

I didn't see his weak
     ass show up to the venue.
Typical Clemson.

no taxes either.
     some crazy hours too, that place
is always open.

That's why. I thought you
     were about to say Rufus
from Kim Possible.

You might be okay
     with this. Some people are not.
Bring lots of layers.

I am trying to knock
     off a want if possible.
If not, no big deal.

I might head up there
     this weekend if I get some
people to go with.

Sometimes I'll have some
     greek yogurt and honey, too,
or a piece of fruit.

Unfortunately,
     a lot of civilians would
still die on both sides.

i think she just wants
     all the attention and gets
jealous lol.

I refuse to talk
     to anyone face to face
about my issues.

But remember not
     all buffets processes or
prices are equal.

How many hours do
     you play this game, and how much
do you enjoy it?

When I was a kid,
     we had Darth Vader teach us
how to cross the road.

I went to a school
     with a guy who had an aunt
names Lovely Peters.

Do any other
     movie franchises even
come close to rivaling?

But he will need some
     help quelling the rebellion
before he can leave.

[deleted] No shit
     Sherlock. Sorry I just feel
like swearing today.

Enjoy some chocolate
     or whatever you like just
to keep yourself sane.

I noticed. I think
     that's why Tracy McGrady
was good in his prime.

Low mileage means you
     gotta break her in and be
gentle for a while.

Boyfriend and I set
     ours up on the regular.
Blend is just.. To much.

Really try to blast
     through them so that people can
get back to building.

it's tastes awesome 1st
     World Problems. What are your thoughts
on Milton Friedman?

If you ever get
     the chance, go to the Anne Frank
House in Amsterdam.

I would totally
     rock a Detroit Tigers Old
English D background.

John Paul's poor mental
     health damaged the Papacy
and its influence.

Welcome to the sub.
     hope you enjoy it as much
as everyone does!

Shooting sports almost
     died after the Firearms Act,
it was a brutal.

Ok, thanks for all
     your help. Will boot up and see.
Good job, you look great.

I'm Canadian
     and everyone I know takes
their shoes off inside.

Just because something
     isn't good for you, doesn't
make it bad for you.

I'll look at those ice
     packs, not a bad idea
to have them around.

I'm pretty sure you
     have to have some of that if
you're in the Marines.

He wasn't hurting
     anybody and she just
wanted to hurt him.

They know people will
     be speculating about
their motivations.

A similar thing
     happened to my cousin, just
collapsed suddenly.

I'm not saying get
     rid of all the Finds but lets
lay back a little.

Many games are built
     on top of an already
existing engine.

Fire Emblem! That's true.
     When Milan did Diana
Ross, she failed as well.

Which part do you eat?
     Fair enough. The beta search,
it has never worked.

I was sad I had
     to scroll down so far before
finding this answer.

You still have a new
     crop of seeds you are allowed
to save and replant.

I don't really feel
     like I have much in common
with them anymore.

Tell the lanes to back
     off whenever the roaming
mid is out of lane.

It's called "peer review"
     because the reviewers are
peers in the same field.

But as you noted,
     they don't necessarily
go with it. Why not?

How's his blood pressure?
     What character, why did you
delete your comment?

A lot of people
     track progress with MAL, but is
that really a rule?

Otherwise, cool card
     and would get pretty crazy
after a few turns.

You could pretty much
     run a game on a Hawkeye
court without the ref.

I can understand
     if you paid for Gold to get
some online features.

the moustache makes me
     wanna kiss him That fish came
to that steam to die.

He comes back in less
     than two weeks and I could not
be more excited.

I don't usually
     get tired til 2am, i wake
up at 7:30am for work.

a goal called in then
     taken away before play
resumes is easy.

I **LOVED** the rice one.
     Yes, it's more substantial than
just missing someone.

I can't really eat
     whole meals because baby boy
is sitting so high.

I smoke casually.
     I don't let it guide my life
or my decisions.

Hard to tell how much
     damage you've taken with less
indicator flash.

My life would have been
     different without my father
around, but not worse.

He should be paying
     you for the education.
False advertising?

I get it. He may
     say no to the business, then
feel bitter towards you.

I've lost track of where
     we are in the thread, so I'll
be redundant here.

That's all fingerprint
     scanners on computers are,
novelty passwords.

The other guys laughed
     at first, but then stopped and looked
at me with horror.

You stated that you
     realized and you didn't realize
in the same sentence...

Look at us doing
     things, we are doing things, look
at us. Yeah, actually.

That part of it is
     probably being pushed back by
the cab companies.

They were cool as hell.
     Source: I'm a big white dude who
kicked it with Koreans.

Despite my family
     being absolutely drunk,
I still lost the game.

I think telling her
     that "my brain is sick" will make
the most sense to her.

make me an offer
     chap Get her a male stripper.
Stop. Reminding. Me.

Reminding. Me. Yeah,
     I keep saying that, too... Yes,
and it's annoying.

So he had a job
     to pay for necessities
at at the same time.

i have no clue, but
     I'm assuming he means you
can call it bias.

Fuck, back in my day
     we didn't even have radar
maps, AND WE LIKED IT!

She does have her own
     camera she is constantly
taking pictures with.

If you are a guy
     the best advice I can give
is to use your legs.

I don't have any
     advice, but fuck... sorry man.
Christ that's depressing.

(Edit) What war has
     Obama started based on
bad intelligence?

Because honestly,
     if that doesn't do the trick?
I'm not sure what will.

There's latitude there.
     Besides every president
has blood on his hands.

It's kind of "angel
     like" to kill yourself to save
your friends, isn't it?

And while the dual screen
     support is improved, I still
feel like it needs work.

And of course outside
     people's choices in the west
affect their lives too.

Looks really solid
     for only your second time.
Keep it up Okay.

Typically, one deck
     outshines the other and tends
to sell out quickly.

[deleted] this is
     something I would totally
carry in my shop.

I called the next day
     to report the incident
and get a new card.