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[No, but if you deep
     fry pig anus it tastes just
like calamari.

Am I the only
     woman who actually really
likes the smell of axe?

He just threatens us
     with eternal torture if
we don't cooperate.

It was a scary
     experience and I didn't
sleep well for some days.

It isn't even
     that fun of a mode to cause
your stats to get wrecked.

You are just looking
     for a fight, and there is not
one to be had here.

Kill his turrets first.
     Before you all in, make sure
his turrets are dead.

Hey! Dave Munchausen,
     I haven't seen you since eighth
grade in Toledo!

A few weeks ago
     I bought a plate for the door
jamb to prevent this..

[deleted] You are
     right, claiming that a man is
God is blasphemous.

A charlatan is
     one who lies in some manner
for personal gain.

Well I thought it good
     to message her the worst things
I could come up with.

he realized he had
     the gun before he was checked
by security.

People have other
     motivations for getting
dressed than sex appeal.

It's a riding crop.
     You weren't into flogging, you
were into cropping.

Girls on a Keto
     diet aren't going to be
into him AT ALL.

If you have a friend
     or two to play with, I think
you will enjoy it.

Even though she knows
     nothing about him, she still
falls in love with him!

I am still doing
     the best I know and I still
make mistakes with her.

Or you left a note
     in like 'additional notes' on
their check out process?

The IT manager
     was about to be fired
but didn't know it yet.

hey, I have a mac
     is there anyway I could
edit my save files?

Also understand
     that if you make a kid, you
can never escape.

We must be at our
     best today, nothing less will
do against these guys.

This games does in fact
     have a save function so you
don't need to do that.

Tips? You don't know shit
     about me, super angry
internet person.

Yes exactly that.
     And in some stories you don't
even have to try.

Sometimes that dollar
     shifts between installation
and tube inflation.

Life became a 3D
     movie after I started
seeing correctly.

These were real people.
     They loved their friends and families.
They had first kisses.

You want a list, start
     out with the Hindu gods, there
are a bunch of them.

No? Oh, it must make
     the rails and slings illegal.
What's that? None of it?

Doesn't change the fact
     that I wish we had Bullock
this year, lol.

Just because they don't
     stay dead doesn't mean they are
alive and thriving.

There's a few of these
     threads every day and they get
kind of annoying.

Never know what you're
     going to find, or what you
might have to work with.

We should look at what
     people are actually paid, not
what they could be paid.

Do you need to tilt
     the cab for a jump start, or
were there more problems?

But thanks! Civil war
     is no reason to suspend
the Constitution.

Only a fool would
     spray himself with his own pee
more than he has to...

Brilliant, thanks. Now, do
     I run to the post office
or the liquor store?

Lol You should
     *always* add content before
announcing a sub.

The first is people
     putting too much weight on board,
almost always books.

As long as she knows
     that we shouldn't be treating
the jacks equally.

ANYWAY, that glitch
     aside, I'm not really sure
what you're looking for.

If it had happened
     for Chevy, I think it would
have happened for Pierce.

I think I can tell
     pretty well whether I am
clean down there or not.

Very excited
     for the 900d, really do want
for my next upgrade.

[deleted] Lucky
     bastard Ursa can jungle.
are you jamaican?

Thank you. [deleted]
     I was coming in here just
to say that. Thank you.

With a lot of lube
     i can get a full mag dump
no issues at all.

You should tell people
     and have a pizza party.
It was amazing.

It's in overdrive
     right now thinking about what's
under that jacket.

I don't remember
     hearing students go to schools
in different countries.

That is just the way
     I was taught in undergrad,
and in 1L writing.

When I click on earth
     porn I want to see hippies
banging in the mud.

So it's true that blacks
     get into more trouble than
any other race?

I was already
     really into the Nova
one that he's doing.

Presumably, Paul
     would be the best source for what
Paul experienced.

As one discipline
     is mastered another is
opened for learning.

Are you referring
     to the octagonal pool
up there on the roof?

I think we would pull
     out of the contest if France
ever gave us points.

I like the way you
     don't and nobody can take
that away from us.

I think you're ok.
     How long has it been since you
started your break? Fake.

Government is run
     by a bunch of lawyers, what
do they learn in school?

I have no issue
     with anyone based on their
religious beliefs.

I do if they try
     make others live differently
based on their beliefs.

stick with basic straight
     leg jeans, no skinny jeans or
crazy baggy jeans.

Even more so if
     the USA progresses
along it's current path.

Well, impregnable
     as long as no one ever
gets a breakaway.

Something to watch out
     for would be Thompson Pass just
outside of Valdez.

Then you should know how
     much total tax you should be
paying for the year.

I have never laughed
     so hard from reading a post.
You sir, are a god.

We know it's cruel, hence
     why lots of people have jumped
on the free range train.

One of the greatest
     owners of all time Fair play,
I love it myself!

To this day I still
     do not know why I did it,
still feel bad sometimes.

buying a puppy
     is like buying a broken
heart in a few years.

It simply allows
     rational individuals
to have a baseline.

Don't overdo it,
     but if you really like her
you should tell her why.

It's fake. The hands do
     not appear to reach the same
point in the center.

You're simply upset
     because the media is
telling you to be.

Tires. You really
     need the right tires to make
this car work for you.

I just hate the NA
     design and I think German
cars are built better.

Switch to shotgun when
     entering a small confined
place like a stair well.

[deleted] Thank God
     there aren't many people like
you left anymore.

Question though, how do
     you find the mass of your craft?
Or your total thrust?

He is just learning
     C++, and what he needs
is the basic stuff.

[deleted] That thing
     looks like a freaky best if
I ever saw one.

Thank God, someone who
     can't color coordinate
and dresses in black.

The Democrats go
     full retard on guns, but get
some other stuff right.

Look at all these things
     that aren't rape so are therefore
totally okay!!!".

PC to TV...
     then I just use Unified
Remote on my phone.

And with suicide,
     it never makes sense, and can
never be explained.

I have no issue
     with anyone based on their
religious beliefs.

I do if they try
     make others live differently
based on their beliefs.

And the orchestra
     is one of the many things
that makes it awesome.

It's idiotic
     to ban a part of the game
as basic as that.

They'll do anything
     to pull that Holocaust wool
over the world's eyes.

The wheels start spinning
     and smoking because of all
the loose sand on road.

The air there is just
     *heavy*. An experience
I'd never forget.

Yup, it's "standard" Keynes.
     And every time it's been tried,
it has made things... worse.

Don't ever fuck up
     and hold in your thoughts again.
Talk and update us.

That's why you're dead wrong.
     No use of expletives on
your part will change that.

but they aren't the same
     AT ALL. Atheists believe
in no deity.

Everything he said
     is totally wrong and blown
out of proportion.

Nice catch. [deleted]
     Ok. Also one final
thing that's much shorter.

I saw it and read
     "Here lies Betty, a good wife
and a good mother".

[deleted] I feel
     that it should have to attack
each turn if able.

Yes, but this would mean
     that bosses reset after
you hit the enrage.

They'd always listen
     and usually buy, and were
excessively nice.

You have to drive or
     tow your car to the nearest
reporting station.

I am? Hmmm, well I'm
     not entirely opposed
to the idea.

Has he considered
     looking for another job
in your current city?

If you hate it or
     can't get any traction, don't
go and break it off.

[deleted] Lazy
     [deleted] Seriously,
are you three years old?

I'm sure that Facial
     hair, body hair, and head hair
are all plagued by this.

They stripped him of his
     clothes, beat him and went away,
leaving him half dead.

It's the guns you can
     see that are in peoples hands,
ready to be used.

And... my buddy was
     driving twenty miles over
the speed limit! Yay!

As I turn the wheel
     gently, I hit a large, long,
thick patch of wet leaves.

Start over again,
     id move back out and we both
try make an effort.

I'm scared I fucking
     LOVED "Silent Service". Hats off
to your old man, dude.

When I was younger
     I went on a family trip
to California.

If you can give me
     one reasonable example,
I'll admit I'm wrong.

I think I might be
     losing it... PLEASE ANYONE!
DO YOU SEE THE DOG!?

It's probably better
     to take more, but if that's what
you've got go for it.

Right now, I believe
     the gold required to buyback
eventually caps?

Pretty cool. If you
     color it, it would look cool.
I agree a lot.

Ah, thank you. This is
     exactly the sort of page
I was looking for.

I'm guessing women
     are still frustrating to you?
They are not to me.

We did. She hated
     the attic and just would not
go up there, ever.

I'm trying to decide
     if I'll need to bring my snow
boots or not. Awesome.

The lawn chairs actually
     work VERY well and you can
get replacement parts.

This is called balance.
     Beef has been a staple food
well before Tyson.

What do you do if
     your kids want to play with kids
whose parents you hate?

Curry *does* seep through
     your pores, kind of like garlic
does for some people.

I got more giddy
     over getting to briefly
meet Russell Brower.

he screwed a little
     catholic boy are you talking
about black people?

when you get a new
     job save up enough to get
your own apartment.

It's not about threats
     and less about the natural
resources of Earth.

The bigger thing is
     that his comments were blown way
out of proportion.

Content creation
     is a meritocracy,
not a fame contest.

An open legal
     market will allow our current
market to mature.

If I'm in a low,
     I barely want to have sex
with my fiance.

Even spoiled children
     with unsupervised access
to the internet.

Buttner played LB there,
     but he naturally started
off as a winger.

if he asks ill just
     get in his face about how
bad it is for him.

Man were those fun, but
     good lord they would break down like
no other car. Well.

Last I checked, all Dane
     Cook has ever done is swear
and tell racist jokes.

The rest of them are
     in prison because they are
even more fucked up.

If you are worried
     about parents, you probably
shouldn't go this route.

Hippos aren't really
     predators, so this isn't
really relevant.

I wipe my bike down
     after most rides, just to get
the most crap off it.

He would always say
     "well, if it's bothering you,
tell me to clean up".

It doesn't save much
     if any time really since
canning takes so long.

Fascinated by
     Roman history so this fits
the bill perfectly.

One of the best ways
     to learn about the game is
to read articles.

If you are spending
     on a budget, i suggest
buying it later.

It is really cheap,
     lasts a long time in the fridge,
and is delicious.

Which in current traffic
     is not bad, but that gets WAY
worse after 5pm.

Should say some random
     number followed by "device",
which means all is good.

as much as I love
     supporting local, the sales
online were so cheap.

No I saw it but
     39th most corrupt country
is still pretty high.

But if you're just trying
     to get laid, I would move on.
Sex changes friendships.

I have a friend who
     is from Korea and her dad
pays for everything.

It would be kinda
     fun if you did a cigar
review post some time.

This was interesting
     for me, it seems like people's
opinions are mixed.

But He still loves me.
     And so every day i wage
war against my sin.

Some people actually
     are naturally thin like that.
Nothing wrong with it.

Let the kids enjoy
     what's left of humanity's
time on this planet.

Others will realize
     what realized and also end
up hating the guy.

How about S? X?
     Oh, and it still has bloody
physical buttons.

Change the shirt, the hair,
     and the eyebrows, however,
and you'll be golden.

Its included now.
     [deleted] I think you are
trying to make a point.

You're a troll. This is
     seconds before you die, no
matter what you do.

Wanna talk about
     the weird things you think about
at work? Go for it.

It's not "cannot", it's
     "let's not go out of our way
to make it easy".

Insignificant
     details sometimes mean the most
if they get noticed.

I am not blaming
     you personally, it just gets
annoying sometimes.

Which one? You've more or
     less hit that one on the head.
There isn't much here.

What about the first
     picture made me want to look
at the rest of them?

I'm sorry about
     your dad, seems like he had good
taste in music though.

[deleted] good man.
     there are people just like you,
and i'm one of them.

You want to believe
     you can just be friends and on
good terms, but you can't.

I think Spurrier
     can be an ass, but at least
he backs up his talk.

My example is
     just one of many reasons
why it's flawed as well.

Who has inspired
     your work, and whose work do you
find overrated?

With a net, so you
     can put it back unharmed if
you so wish. Wilfred.

Although I'm pretty
     sure you're a troll account I'll
respond to your points.

You may as well take
     Shirley Temple's butler from
*The Little Colonel*.

the reason people
     don't like original is
how they used to be.

It seems like they are
     only giving away one
artist per caller.

Good luck time travelers,
     by the time you see this OP
will be a mummy.

The person between
     the towers was killed because
the person recalled.

and nothing about
     how the whole smoking process
should be done. Vegas.

And then, maybe half
     way through you'll realize you are
into doing more.

I am glad to see
     the change of heart, should you wish
to help let me know.

It's like they just let
     cats walk over their keyboards
when naming places.

EAGLE!!! Hi, llama,
     You might be surprised if you
saw where meat comes from.

They want their airline
     to have routes there, with as few
stops as possible.

I inherited
     my dads vest he use to wear
when he was my age.