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My friends LOVE it No,
     most people there like kids, but
just don't want their own.

You made this post, stir
     up all this drama, and then
refuse to comment.

Basically what I'm
     saying is, you really missed
out during childhood.

Their societies
     are always dependent on
others to survive.

I guess the people
     who vote for their sheriff can
decide for themselves.

Anyone who knows
     about how bankruptcy works
in the US can help.

Does that make you bad
     or does it just mean you're not
thinking about them?

It's easy enough
     to work out the power cost
from an outlet though.

Do it, it's a great
     feeling even if you get
denied, like I did.

I miss it. i think
     the guy who posted it was
being sarcastic.

To be fair, he's not
     always the best, but he does
know what he's saying.

Nepal is supposed
     to be on the list, not sure
how that got left out.

Spend your life doing
     something awesome, like tracking
down some terrorists.

What is it about
     the weight reduction that is
so beneficial?

I've seen dog and cat
     eyes do this sort of thing though.....
How is this okay?

Fiberglass takes much
     heat and burns to produce black
smoke, but it will burn.

Came here to say this.
     [I finally get to be
the one to do this!

Well, time to be brave...
     It's easy. Just throw yourself
at the ground and miss.

I can't honestly
     decide if it would have been
better that way though.

IT, like other fields
     is often about who you
know, not what you know.

Sorry, your account
     does not meet the minimum
karma requirement.

I made this mistake
     with Dark souls, as it uses
Games For Windows Live.

"Weed bud" Lol.
     [deleted] Is that the high
school in Starlight Shores?

You eventually
     learn that it's painful and stop
doing things like that.

Also their curly
     fries are a gift from heaven.
There's hope. You can change.

I have seen women
     zip up or look down towards their
breasts once I am caught.

I think it's funny
     Brady and Rodgers wanted
to be 9ers so bad.

Dammit!! If only
     I had seen this sign before.....
I feel pretty good.

I don't think someone
     is at home going "holy
shit, we've cracked the code!".

Second, it's only
     as secure as the nodes you're
being routed through.

We used it in high
     school to get around the school's
internet filters.

Wow, that's amazing..
     Would buy That was interesting.
Tell me about it.

It's just so upbeat
     and felt ahead of it's time
when I first heard it.

As of this moment
     I'm letting go! that's not what
makes us horrible.

Just kidding, I don't
     hate my computer, either.
But I wish it worked.

When you power on,
     just don't stop hitting F8, just
keep on tapping it.

You can always tease
     habits and what not, but you
can never tease looks.

Keep the phones ringing!
     Which of the Kinetic Fields
belong to your team?

I have lived and grown
     up there. You're welcome! Hey Look!
The Mountain is out!

they've been convinced by
     the media that the black
rifle is evil.

Why should you abide
     by the writings of someone
who said things like that?

Well, Erikson was
     dead for about three hundred
years when that happened.

No sad attire.
     Hawaiian shirts. Open bar
two nights in a row.

Ill try hard being
     this friendly naive person
among harsh people.

People who join gyms
     for a Resolution aren't
pathetic people.

YES! check out v2 if
     you haven't yet Your body
needs ample rest time.

Not picking on you,
     just clarifying in case
some don't understand.

L Whether you pay
     more taxes or not depends
upon your income.

Is your wife single?
     This is very interesting.
Thanks for the info!

My partner believes
     the new Coke Zero Cherry
tastes like Dr Pepper.

When you buy something,
     you don't buy reproduction
rights, just usage rights.

Let us now bow our
     heads and praise the football god
that is Tom Brady.

Having said that, if
     you dig 'em then by all means
proceed to rock them.

If something is wrong
     here, it certainly couldn't
be with you. Two things.

These are direct quotes
     and they're also, I think you'll
agree, different things.

And it always should
     be taken with some food or
milk in your stomach.

You want to know where
     to find the hose next spring, or
the wreath next Christmas.

You're so insecure
     that you can't even admit
that you're insecure.

Not because it can
     or cannot empirically
predict anything.

There's only one thing
     I miss, and it's the winters.
the stupidity.

So hip, elegant./
     just like the gentle haiku/
The rhythm dances.

Especially after
     trash talking Samsung so much...
I want to believe.

Go back. Read title.
     Click again, this time with face
inches from the screen.

Anyway, I've had
     some lunch now and I feel much
better, back to work.

I've never had good
     results with it, I just don't
think my hair 'likes' it.

True and typical.
     I was pretty mad at you
for a little while.

Try gas stations or
     food marts, look for locally
owned ones and not chains.

Not sure where it got
     to though... That looks interesting.
I will check it out!

Try a matte top coat,
     that way you can have any
color you want matte!

where we have you g
     children who need more quiet.
OP will deliver.

I actually carry
     around a spare one for when
people come visit.

Ha, Im not so sure.
     They were not exploring just
for the hell of it.

I said I hadn't.
     They said I had to call him
SOMETHING. So I did.

Dr. Seuss can not be
     doubted, Older fare of his
is to be touted.

I thought they were test
     tubes and got really confused.
Gets me everytime.

I'm almost there, was
     asleep til 7pm today.
I feel loads better.

I feel loads better.
     Thanks! I hope you recover
much faster than me!

I'll only be there
     on Saturday because school
and junk, but hell yes!

I just recently
     bought a full Dillon setup
with all the fixings.

He's still young, give him
     some time to mature and he'll
be a great player.

I'm a student too!
     I use a french press to brew
my tea in the AM.

Buffalo Springfield,
     Stop, Hey What's That Sound. My friend
sung it really well.

They probably wouldn't
     care if you're not stealing whole
boxes of the stuff.

There are no state or
     federal government without
their constitutions.

If you can't discuss
     safe sex, you probably shouldn't
be having sex. Cheap?

What's the giveaway
     on these being fake if you
don't mind me asking?

Is that because you
     like Zero, or just because
Cole is a bad bitch?

not do anything?
     Is Moriarty female
in Elementary?

Well you learn something
     new everyday Lots of pan
fish, some big mouth bass.

These pegs connected
     to a clown that was 'sitting'
on top of the ball.

I must have the one
     grandma in America
who isn't racist.

[deleted] OP is
     the guy at the party who
puts atmosphere on.

You're used to android
     or Apple interface on
your tablets today.

Just to name a few.
     Red or dirty blonde hair. Green,
hazel, or grey eyes.

The power barrels
     may look appetizing but
I would pass them up.

[deleted] Of course
     you wouldn't want to admit
to being selfish.

I can't imagine
     anyone feeling any
different about those.

Buy an election.
     I think those are bears. How is
your girlfriend's family?

How do we fight or
     respond to this in a way
that can actually help?

Most of these people
     are normal people who just
commute with a bike.

Don't worry too much
     about the exact program
you are starting in.

If I'm just being
     regular me, a tiny
little bit of milk.

Don't be discerning
     with the guys you keep around.
Keep them all around.

They were showing off.
     Noone was killed, pilots sustained
minor injuries.

Being an older
     American truck parts are
cheap and plentiful.

I KEPT WONDERING
     WHO THAT WAS I only wish
you could have known her.

And definitely
     took advantage of having
food around again.

i always did love
     guest lecturers in college.
keeps you on your toes.

Too bad. Consoling???
     You crossed the line by spending
the night at her house.

[deleted] At least
     the Fairfax article gives
you all of the facts.

[You can also click
     here if you want a 21-day trial
with the same reward.

I feel bad because
     my son is an only child
and he loves his cats.

My conscience couldn't
     handle it after a year
so I left. PLEASE DO!

Last stop was target
     for some cheap laundry day bras
and clearance swimwear.

There's a possible
     connection between those dolls
and Barbie dolls. [Source.

What I hear from her
     is "I want things to stay just
like they've always been.

What little history
     we have as a nation is
concentrated there.

[If I could, I would
     hug the shit out of you now.
I care about you.

That's cool and all dude,
     but why do you have to bring
anal into this?

I guess you shouldn't
     have a problem paying more
for insurance then.

Picture taken last
     year No doubt their warranty
policy is good.

Have fun. You also
     now have the dirtiest hands
in the world. Hey, thanks!

But the game of life
     is rigged so that if someone
wins, someone loses.

This is still helpful
     information if I work
with satin again.

But I will never
     tell myself that its a fact.
That's just how I am.

At first, we'd rotate
     turns going in grabbing two
or four in our hands.

It is horribly
     sad that a he felt there was
no other way out.

For museums, there
     main art museum is free
and is pretty nice.

I also agree
     with this method, ground rules set
before the game starts.

I had a water
     bottle nearby and I thought
I would try something.

Now I have a huge
     hankering to play me some
Smash. Thanks a lot OP.

WOW YOU ARE REALLY
     GOOD AT THIS GAME. LIKE ALMOST
AS GOOD AS CELTIC!!!

Buy polish thinner,
     never use acetone, it'll
ruin your polish.

You asked her for help
     and you defended the girl
who flirted with you.

Mix up your cheesecake
     mix in a stand mixer, fill
all cups evenly.

Well, they had just changed
     the law that your voice isn't
considered a bell.

He actually came back
     from that quite competently.
That's like the third one.

Whereas a gaming
     console just needs you to pop
the disk in and go.

Telstra is normally
     pretty reasonable in Bill
shock situations.

i doubt disney will
     interfere since the rights are
owned by Lucasfilm.

Every week or so,
     a lone soul echos out, is
anyone there? ^there?

I can speak for this.
     This has happened on my N7
quite a bit on mine.

His brother would go
     golfing with him at night while
the greens were all closed.

I daydream about
     the life I want day after
day for hours and hours.

But I'm on my phone
     now so I can't with this app.
Glad you like it though!

And have you ever
     tried to make an appointment
with one of these techs?

It's my favorite card.
     I don't have a collection,
but I do love it.

My dad and brother
     both have had one for years now.
This looks like crap, though.

School probably won't tell
     you anything because you
are not her parent.

That's actually a game
     boy micro not an advance
and not new at all.

Popularity
     has grown considerable
over the last year.

But I'm sure people
     with oily skin get very
painful pimples, too.

Legend say... Rub some
     mustard oil around nostrils
and inhale deeply.

I have no "gun case"
     but I have a spare guitar
case and lots of foam.

It's a non issue
     because of that regardless
if they recovered.

Asked god to save him
     from drowning in the ocean
and promised he'd change.

If you want to be
     called eye candy, by all means,
make that known. I don't.

I see the point you
     are trying to make, and let me
make a counter point.

Old Boy Totally.
     Meant in all the ways you could
possibly take that.

I don't think there is
     much difference between the terms
"martial art" and "sport".

You are not voting
     the best teams, you are voting
the best receivers.

Because Lord forbid
     couples respect each others
boundaries, right? Gotcha.

We Americans
     have already seen this on
the news anyways.

I kinda wonder
     if that's a bit of subtle
sexism as well.

We don't want to talk
     about any of that on
the phone at your whim.

And his Slasher, Hash
     Slinging. When is it mentioned
that Robert raped her?

He's a stuffed bear I've
     had since I was born that used
to smell like cookies.

I threw up last night..
     It was a good time getting
up to that point though.

Next time you're pumping
     up, turn the nozzle around
and you can see it.

my apologies.
     pats sundays usually end
with me in this state.

I wish you good luck!
     So, does grass on the building
tops absorb heat less?

I don't want to go
     through a million girls before
I find a good one.

this is terrible
     When you smile, put your tongue right
behind your front teeth.

so fucking subtle!
     [deleted] At least you get
karma out of it.

[deleted] At least
     you get karma out of it.
That's not Jackie Chan!

Because she's eating
     fish broth. Several times a day.
Do you deny this?

Then you can ask us
     what rare bottles to buy then
send samples to us.

You literally are
     perceiving something happen
before it happens.

Not looking forward
     to doing it all over
again tomorrow.

None of these issues
     are likely to continue
to be relevant.

Just wow!!!! They don't look
     exactly alike, but there
is a resemblance.....

**ANYONE**. It's just
     willful ignorance if you
think that means nothing.

The original
     Sniper variant had his
laser sight instead.

ok [deleted]
     [deleted] There's nothing wrong
with Communism.

I think we all wish
     we could have a couple G's
to randomly spend.

man it's crazy how
     much taste buds can differ from
person to person.

and to be safe you
     should get a test kit to test
your test kit tester.

I looked into how
     to recover lost data
and went through my cards.

It's quite obvious
     who should have been a bigger
challenge for Sherlock.

Removed; please submit
     again with a photo (or
photos) of yourselves.

Well someone pointed
     out in the comments he was
missing a comma.

I like sucking on
     the bones too. And the gristle.
I want to cook more.

Ya that's not a bad
     price, but most people are not
willing to pay that.

And you can upgrade
     your stuff in many action
games or adventures.

If you knew any
     Albanians first hand you'd
be praying for him.

So, whether I think
     these things are fine is even
more irrelevant!

With all due respect,
     you're so full of shit I don't
know where to begin.

This. She won't know you
     are in labor unless you
call her and tell her.

The title implies
     that this is a magical
new helmet. It's not.

I wish I could meet
     more people who trip this way,
but it's just not safe.

[deleted] Crazy
     old hermit in the cabin
minus the old part.