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Getting credit cards
     from stores where you frequently
shop is good, as well.

I wish to this day
     I knew what bastard that did
that to my kitten.

Final Fantasy
     Tactics Advance 1&2 both did
the same thing to me.

While we're at it, might
     as well make another Look
Who's Talking sequel.

The things that you love
     make you who you are and there
is no shame in that.

I tend to subscribe
     to the "if it ain't broke don't
fix it" principle.

Sorry, related
     roommate rage comment. Mean girls.
I wanted that set!

They have children who
     are doctors and lawyers, who
are very well off.

It's a stylistic
     thing that some people don't like,
but I don't mind it.

What about the jobs?
     Interesting to think about
but jobs will be lost.

Will the gain outweigh
     the loss in the big picture
and in the long term?

Grenades just make me
     flinch unless it's literally
inside my asshole.

[deleted] Thank you,
     that is probably the simplest
idea I've seen.

Fuck yeah, bring a belt
     if you come to Canada.
No, just fat people.

someone told me you
     need to basically be maxed
to do solo runs.

Manly method is
     PURE WRAP ASSASSINATION.
BLEED AND BONK 'EM. proof?

Thanks for the feedback
     so far remember I'm just
throwing it out there.

Seriously, I'm
     glad that ended up going
~~well~~ better for you.

I didn't want to waste
     to many actual facts on
this woman. no prob.

I wish I could make
     physical leaps the way you
can with mental ones.

It detracts greatly
     from what you are trying to say.
any more of her?

When they turned to go
     around him, he jumped aside
to block them again.

FUCK THE ISLANDERS
     AND WESTERN CANADIAN
HOCKEY IN GENERAL.

Best thing is to try
     the demo, it lets you play
for half a season.

And if you haven't
     exactly noticed, London
doesn't sleep at night.

Though this would really
     only be towards someone who
has worked there for years.

Most people can't do
     that in that situation.
He really was sick.

Jello. [deleted]
     So beautiful. The lighting
is impeccable!

You may think they are
     intelligent, but compared
to what breed of dog?

It also doesn't
     mean that neither of us are
impacted by it.

We all want to see
     our veterans returning form
war taken care of.

The special effects
     and fight scenes are abrasive,
more than exciting.

that sounds pretty bad.
     [deleted] God yeah. Is there
any other sport?

Lol I was
     thinking this the whole time I've
been browsing this thread.

It was a dark thought,
     but they knew it was starting
to get plausible.

He meant Men in Black
     with Will Smith. It was a joke.
Check your autism.

After late morning
     the only planes in the air
didn't have tail numbers.

The best way to get
     graphics made for your channel
is to pay for it.

For those of us who
     haven't spent time with *Mein Kampf,*
care to elaborate?

working at a toys
     r us, holiday season,
a small child just stops.

Or lets just double
     the minimum wage, that helps
everyone out, right?

Mmmm..... Very hot!! Damn bitch
     u gotta body like dat
kardashian bitch, bitch.

Very hot!! Damn bitch
     u gotta body like dat
kardashian bitch, bitch.

Neither of those are
     Jeeps... There's no such thing as too
many abortions.

...I'm female. I feel
     so bad for recommending
skipping AC1 now.

That would justify
     the response. Otherwise? Nope.
Opportunity?

Losing weight can be
     very emotional, but
please do so safely.

[deleted] I was
     raised in a household that spoke
both English and French.

The way you worded
     your comment, it seemed like you
didn't know. No harm done!

BUT, for that rebate
     you do have to have it done
by a company.

I'm curious though;
     what makes the monitor you
selected better?

There will be books there
     so either just read or sleep
and keep to yourself.

Girls with their hood up
     I do recall. I hope you're
wrong, really I do.

The pages are smart
     for using it, and it makes
great money. But man.

By waiting you will
     enhance your credit standing
by having no debt.

I wanted to get
     Blur for a while. Sad it's gone,
I hope it comes back...

Yet its fire physics
     blows Far Cry 3's fire physics
out of the water.

Wayne State's increasing
     presence has definitely
helped a lot with that.

Vermonters know what
     I'm talking about! There are
lots of games out there.

Album of the year
     is an amazing record
So does Dave Matthews.

By golly, I seem
     to have misread some pretty
key elements here.

Also, how do you
     interact now with people
that are "uglier"?

I'm pretty sure our
     fight song was written on breaks
from nazi killing.

So the matrix is
     real and I'm the only one
who hasn't found out.

Too many police
     officers live their lives by
the mafia code.

[deleted] Both, but
     banks aren't usually a good
place for an IRA.

Salvation becomes
     possible for everyone
through Christ's sacrifice.

the question is did
     the clothes make the man That makes
perfect sense to me.

Pretty much covers
     everything you need to know.
cabin in the woods.

I want to break out.
     Sunshine? Might as well give me
your Rick dunks, eh? Eh?

they raped me so hard
     there is literally no way
i could pay for it.

On another note,
     man who fails at business starts
in game religion.

Awful idea.
     From about 8-midnight it can
be as bad as gets.

I agree, except
     I would switch "communism"
with "socialism".

The Philippines are
     the most orthodox Catholic
country in the world.

I wish studios
     and retailers would do that.
I'd be fucking rich!

This is why you see
     this rural divide vs.
Urban with voting.

Keep those cravings live
     so you'll be even better
when she gets to you.

it might take a few
     hours longer, but i love it.
Appreciated.

Yeah, but when it comes
     to our government, there are
no simple fixes.

Free gym at a time
     when you have plenty of free
time anyway, win!

The funny thing is
     that those marks on the dirt will
be there forever.

Not all providers
     are willing to do this but
I'll grant you the point.

So i sit around
     all day at work hitting keys
attached to a box.

I'd be interested
     in conversing if you'd like
to give it a go.

Broke up a few days
     ago and she seems to be
handling it so well.

Did the seal hold well?
     Welcome! What kind of music
do you listen to?

Wouldn't everyone
     just refuse and continue
on their way? You called?

Turns out build order
     advantages happen if
you can't bloody scout.

What other settings
     can i turn off and how do
i go about it?

Also fuel level
     is preserved only if you
label the turtle.

There's no "If X, then
     Y, so we should do X like
this to prevent Y".

Hey, racism did
     something nice for once and all
you do is complain?

Lazy Christmas gift
     lol [deleted] she'd
be super fast though.

Hard. oh man that stinks.
     what type of hair do you have?
God I miss this show.

Maybe you should read
     the article ~~again~~ Its
very possible.

In fact, North Korea
     was more technologically
advanced at the time.

They still do kick ass.
     Never go to the bathroom
during a Duck game.

you make one stupid
     cowbell joke and *now* you think
you're king of the thread??

That's perfectly fine
     to feel that way, since that's where
you are in your life.

People might raise some
     eyebrows, or have some questions.
But it is YOUR LIFE.

[deleted] I hate
     that "confirmed" is zero on
all of these planets.

We don't have a time
     frame, don't know who will manage
next, etc.

I encourage you
     to spread the word of this most
joyous holiday.

Source? I kind of find
     that cold awkwardness charming.
I "get it" somehow.

Can't really come up
     with a safe explanation
as to why either.

The objective is
     to buy as much as you can
practically afford.

It would be a big
     deal for me, and it would take
some getting used to.

Oh Chris, I wish you
     where still alive so you could
bitch slap your brother.

Couples that divorce
     over money are making
decisions like yours.

That would show on their
     feathers around the bill though.
[Too Much Aftershave??

so is that Karma?
     I agree with you, I guess
I worded that wrong.

Then I mounted up
     and he started pushing his
thumbs into my eyes.

Just get yourself checked!
     Sooner than later! Now you're
using your noodle!

(No one's around, their
     chest at home is just ASKING
to be looted! Wait?

Most Wanted is like
     Burnout but with licensed cars,
and a larger map.

Would love to see you
     kneeling with your arms folded
back behind your head.

You can't lie to me.
     I know there's a goddamn high
demand for this game!

It's hot shit right now
     and it won't be on your shelf
for more than a day!

I've always hated
     the fact that tips have become
ethically required.

Not sure if I like
     that, but hey it's worth a try
for a fair few games.

What's striking is how
     many movies do not meet
this criteria.

That's why you have you
     have to fight them tooth and nail
over everything.

I have the same gun
     and installed the same barrel,
it just doesn't work.

Until then you should
     realize that cops are human.
They fuck up sometimes.

he never got caught,
     neither Those people are just
goddamn unaware.

Decide what your dream
     job is and then work from there!
Must feel pretty good.

Also, where did you
     buy your clothes? The toilet store?
It was amazing!

For people who like
     to bicycle in traffic
and thus risk their lives?

this is a really
     good explanation, I will
use this from now on.

Thanks for the support.
     That's not as true anymore
as it used to be.

A case officer
     doesn't directly handle
the sources him self.

Does that mean semen?
     Probably a car company,
but not sure which one.

Driving. Retail sales.
     Auto repair. Warehouse work.
Flight attendant. Chef.

They had customers
     go back to ordering from
the actual people.

I feel so frumpy
     and stupid in everything
I wear. Its so crap.

Just because you don't
     like it served that way doesn't
make it not coffee.

It's great Mister Owl,
     how many hits does it take
to get a homerun?

Weirder than having
     to deal with those gang banging
foreigners earlier.

Shit, guess I meant why
     would it suck if you have seen
the original?

Bit of a stretch on
     that last point, but I agree
with you otherwise.

The shirts aren't even
     color coordinated...
That was amazing!!

It was, when I was
     being taught about planets.
That made me feel old.

Food tasted funny.
     Bad place. How bad! I'd get up
on a gust of wind.

Ready when you are.
     Thanks so much I am beyond
excited to go.

Is the blue up north
     all Iceland, and the blue down
south from New Zealand?

Twenty years ago,
     it wasn't, but now it is.
Not creepy at all!

I don't know why but
     the question in the title
made me laugh out loud.

Might start reading real
     paper books, got a couple
sitting on my desk.

My grandparents lived
     through the intervening years
so it's not the same.

I just thought it was
     funny that you think Rocket
is working for free.

Own it. There are ways
     to talk about it without
boggling people's brains.

how was it removed?
     Laparoscopic? or the ole
cut you open style?

Half way through combat
     one of my parents would ask
if it was their turn.

Let me know what you
     think of the record after
you listen to it!

In all honestly
     though, I don't have a proper
clue, I'm just guessing.

Some people break up
     larger pieces or even
whole cakes and store them.

Definitely check
     out the arguments, I tried
to answer them all.

I made an edit
     and I think you responded
before it went through.

The idea is
     to stop a crime of passion
not one where it's planned.

Going down to try
     out that new sushi restaurant
isn't an option.

I'm going to be
     in a weird place, not at home,
yet not at college.

People often point
     to those achievements before
mentioning Chelsea.

No. But my husband
     is a traditionalist
and he insisted.

Jesus Christ, kill it!
     Kill it now! Oh what the heck...
Sign me up, Doctor!

He fetches a bag.
     He is actually helping her
unload her luggage.

In the final pic,
     the guy in the middle looks
like Nicolas Cage.

It's usually packed
     with Chinese students, which is
always a good sign.

Like, what are the odds?
     It's nuts, yo. Koscheck strangely
quiet on this one.

Lee Sin has too much
     utility, and too much
free stuff in his kit.

Fucking. Wrong. This is
     always a big hit the months
I order Chinese.

Why do you think her
     decision puts a mandate
on the sperm donor?

Someone search and find
     the link for the homeless guy
with a broken arm.

I like it. The US
     has changed the world in many
ways for the better.

I thinks its an Eb
     min7 voiced on top of a C
major in the horns.

Riot generally
     uses this when their servers
are having issues.

Drivers are allowed
     to cross a double yellow
to pass a cyclist.

Really? Someone calls
     you out and you just delete
the post? Way to go!

I found the constant
     erections to be the most
distracting thing, you?

You should be watching
     streams everyday and watching
even more replays.

There's a demo on
     Steam, you could try that to see
if you enjoy it.

If they don't confirm
     the day before, do *not* go.
First part makes me cringe.

When I say kissing
     is the start of sex, I mean
sex not intercourse.

You would have had more
     success in the 1750's, before
things got out of hand.

Changing the subject
     after changing the subject,
great job lol.

they're all great movies
     and they've all performed really
well on the market.

Obviously it's
     better to live on your feet
than die on your knees.

Have you ever thought
     that maybe you were the one
who was wrong this time?

I suggest that you
     focus your attention more
on healing yourself.

I believe this is
     true as well, but you CANNOT
deduct the black pants.

As a practitioner,
     this sounds like a terrible
idea to me.

If you aren't a full
     blow retard turbo tax will
be fine. Ok. Deal.

Kind of refreshing
     to have a left wing biased
in my opinion.

I'm saying don't try
     to grow it until it comes
in decently thick.

For example, look
     at *Latin Americans*
as an ethnic group.

your controller is
     leaking poop. just warning you.
In spirit he is.

It's all disgusting.
     I can't do cream sauces like
alfredo either.

After all, you may
     be building muscle as well!
That is wonderful!

LAST I CHECKED THE RAYS
     COULD USE A FEW MORE FANS TOO.
It was a great night.

If they say the block
     needs a line bore for the main
bearings throw it out.

You certainly do
     NOT have my admiration.
What a tragedy.