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Everything that would
     move in real games like water
and flowers will move.

Is the dream to be
     super wealthy possible
for anybody?

Our society
     has simply trained us to be
chronic consumers.

In many states you
     cant ask questions like that when
you check references.

There's just no reason
     to bring diamond anything
into the nether.

That must be scary
     for you, especially having
lost someone yourself.

Sparano is on
     his way out and Tannenbaum
as well, what a year.

Once again they don't
     even have close the power
that the Nazis did.

The main character's
     names are OBVIOUSLY not
those of white people.

It took a few times
     to get used to it, but all
is good now. Good luck.

Just old and bad news.
     If you want to keep telling
yourself that, I guess.

Personally I think
     we were extremely modest
in our gift spending.

I was there the last
     time you visited the Zoo.
Good to have you there.

It looks like he's been
     stung in the face by hornets
and punched in the nose.

I'm sure there will be
     others who will disagree
with me on this though.

Motivation is
     something that cannot be helped.
It comes from within.

Is God just angry
     and lashing out at blameless
Adam and Eve? No.

I was just gonna
     comment negatively on
the Monster tattoo.

And I shit you not,
     I didn't even pause before
I blurted out "Well...

YOU MUST FIND THE KEY
     and yours was on the bottom
Oh like the title?

The paper is called
     Test, Learn, Adapt and should be
read by everyone.

I'll definitely
     work on raising my palate
and push the volume.

What specifically
     disappointed you about
the season ending?

They don't really care
     what they outlaw just as long
as they keep at it.

Does this mean Jerry
     is one of the main writers
for Parks & Rec too???

Wrong. I didn't really
     have an 'interview suit' or
anything like that.

I'm just glad it didn't
     change your bowel movements. Ha!
Thanks for commenting!

It's worth a try though.
     If not it shouldn't make too
much of a difference.

Can't pronounce her name.
     I poop squatting with my feet
on the toilet seat.

What games nowadays
     have so many personal
quests of *Who am I?

This. I'm sure that I'll
     think of this next time I'm on
the road. Good job, sir.

For some reason there's
     some conspiracy with tree
stands in Florida.

A mischievous smirk
     like you're thinking or about
to do something bad.

THAT KID HAS BLUE EYES!!"
     I said yes, they are very
pretty eyes aren't they?

Opal? I'm not sure
     if that would work, I'm pretty
sure it's just a stone.

She won't even be
     blocked thanks to death's hold killing
the spirit tokens.

Whenever Curry
     goes on a hot streak, expect
Jack to take a hit.

He sometimes throws too
     many picks, but he's still right
there with those three guys.

I actually didn't like
     the original until
I heard the cover.

Large magazines can
     be printed now for Pennies.
More like rotating.

Especially if I'm
     the only customer you
have at that moment.

Maybe you can do
     that and take a book to read
or a game to play?

But if I want some
     Motown, I'll put the greatest
Motown songs on it.

Only Kentucky
     has more players projected
in the draft right now.

You weren't bullied by
     Becca either, you only
saw one side of her.

Especially around
     this time when family issues
gets thrust in your face.

Fortunately I'm
     still in the very early
brainstorming stages!

Just the one the OP
     posted compared to the one
he currently has.

I would like that too,
     but its awesome that they are
going in order.

I normally dislike
     patterned tights, but I really
like how you did this.

You said "he's my friend"
     so I can only assume
he still is your friend.

I honestly wish
     I had never touched any
kind of opiate.

I've got a cable
     release that works pretty well.
What's mirror lock up?

I needed a job
     so bad the Unemployment
Office gave me one.

That's a bummer, though.
     You'll find the cougar for you,
with enough searching.

I AM interested...
     but this technology may
be too much for me...

Well that's just racist
     Ooh, surf rock. Thank you, and please
keep up the great work!

Jesus sweet deal man
     Don't Worry Baby -Beach Boys
This is really cool.

Also, some people
     believe that you cannot stop
from being obese.

Jump drive is when you
     own a vehicle too tall
to enter normally.

But, we happily
     got to see some 'new' guys kick
butt during this sale.

Kinda like drinking...
     [deleted] Aren't people from
the 1950's still alive?

It's a gold yellow
     mustard color with a dark
tint when light hits it.

If anything went
     differently along the way,
life may not exist.

Enjoy the crazy!
     Why did the cop search the car
without a warrant?

I'm not sure what you
     even imagine yourself
to be addressing.

He is. He himself
     says so in the terminals.
No way he is dead.

Each one with their own
     personal pandora's box
full of neuroses.

someone needs a nap
     Sending topless photos pre
date is not normal.

Know thine enemy.
     I agree with you, *but*... a.)
New York paper b.)

One day Katzenberg
     called Lasseter and dropped by
with Andrew Stanton.

What would have been weird
     about Hitman just rolling
out of the ring, though?

You don't get the best
     out of him unless if you
play him as a no.10.

[deleted] I would
     have to agree Dynamite
served with a mint sauce.

I however did
     not make a claim based on health
but on consumption.

You have chilled water
     running through a coil with air
blowing over it.

I would need to find
     something to do with my boys.
Any suggestions?

No let up for more
     than a week, sounds like you are
having a rough time.

Wait, holy shit, there
     was some bacon that wouldn't
fit on the burger.

You can say something
     like the timing got to you
or your nerves kicked in.

If you're cold enough
     to wear a sweatshirt it's cold
enough for a scarf.

It drives me crazy!
     I actually love this one Whoops!
Sorry about that.

If not hourly wage,
     whatever wage they pay us
per delivery.

However, only
     crazy people get into
higher management.

Lower your standards
     or specialize your skill set.
Honestly, i laughed.

Once you start lifting,
     a lot of advice will start
falling into place.

Damn I miss booklets,
     but now that I have to drive
myself to the store.....

I don't know how you'd
     prepare yourself for battle
without the supplies.

Fucking do them, its
     on you. Opposites true too..
does your place look nice?

At my old job, we'd
     get calls almost every night,
so that really sucked.

Well, restrictions on
     alcohol and drugs have worked
so well in the past.

Or Boudin. (If you
     know what I mean) I believe
this is me! Thank you!!

To find their profile,
     you just type the address, then
backslash, then their name.

When those topics are
     easily misunderstood,
it's not good teaching.

It was just a thought,
     we don't absolutely need
to change the format.

[deleted] Plot Twist:
     Clinton was the Nuclear
Launch codes. Yup, sure have.

I was extremely
     humbled when I took my first
astronomy class.

Too bad the shipping
     is kinda high, I think I'm
spoiled by free shipping.

Yet I have never
     met anyway with the same
name as me, Maurice.

You're amazing &
     deserve a better love &
a happier life.

Now, it's soft, *curly*
     (which I adore), and getting
longer every day.

My SiL loved them by
     the way, and she got a kick
out of the story.

Thicken up that skin.
     That picture makes me really
sad for some reason.

I have a very
     similar experience
with one of our cats.

hopefully we will
     be accepted It allows
monks to keep their edge.

Kittens are pretty
     fearless unless they have been
given a reason.

Fresh cut grass. Cedar.
     The forest. My husband right
outta the shower.

The only time I've
     given the same answer right
before Carr said it.

My grandma always
     asks me to go "on the line"
to find things for her.

A high fantasy
     Final Fantasy would be
very refreshing.

I was pointing out
     that your reference was very
subtle, which is good.

There are MANY labs
     looking at this sort of thing
right now, look around.

We did it every
     year so I'm not sure which trip
this was, but we drove.

Assuming you are
     not that person (because it's
never your fault! right?

I generally don't
     think we should help those who chose
not to help themselves.

The front and back shots
     however just make it look
like a fat Shelby.

A lot of people
     recommend stretching machines
like the Versa Flex.

It had The Lizard!
     TOTALLY. NECESSARY.
Yeah, seriously.

Yes its basically
     the same water that's been here
for millions of years.

The parents teach them
     right from wrong, but it doesn't
set it right away.

I'll occasionally
     hear them as background tracks on
some NPR shows.

The diaspora
     takes its religion with it.
How are you aware?

Or if I could just
     turn around and splatter them
without penalty.

An heir has no more
     right to do nothing with his
life than a pauper.

Prices vary, but
     I remember it being
mostly reasonable.

I guess that may still
     be a bit risky but that's
the chance you must take.

Another common
     theme in this thread that I can
identify with...

Shiny Lettering?
     **Rare** (You always get one per
pack) Shiny Picture?

It was decided
     to remove them to allow
for extra jet fuel.

I don't think we can
     claim to be an unfairly
persecuted group.

After this happened,
     I tried to request service
only on weekends.

And I lack dental
     coverage with no throwaway
money to speak of.

It's for when you get
     cancer or shatter a bone
in an accident.

If you can't profit
     from sick people then you won't
have many doctors.

Regardless, I don't
     know what you're talking about;
that's not small at all.

It wasn't a lie,
     but I didn't know it as well
as they thought I did.

wat I added you
     and made my profile public
so it should work now.

I'm dumb. Thanks. I like
     small women because they make
my penis look huge.

I mean, how many
     choices did we really make
in the main missions?

Now you take that home,
     throw it in a pot, add some
broth, a potato.

I would say that yes,
     it is possible to love
two people at once.

It will tire you
     out for the first few weeks, but
you'll get used to it.

I agree, it's not
     the best option, but if you
want a sub it works.

Just kidding. Her tongue
     becomes completely dried out
and feels like leather.

My first credit card
     was a Capital One no
hassle rewards card.

He returned to find
     all their corpses too, and had
to dispose of them.

I'll tell my blue nose,
     Seamus, to go away when
he gives me this look.

Thanks. Bleeding hasn't
     totally stopped yet, good days
and not so good days.

i have weird hobbies.
     [deleted] What dark roast do
you usually get?

That would be a swift
     kick to the door if that was
my situation.

(lot of potential)
     Edelman? (Only target
for Brady) Royal?

I hate when other
     people tell me what I should
get out of a game.

I'm white, but Irish.
     Reckon I could pull it off
since Mick is on there.

This is a perfect
     time for everyone to eat
and learn how to play.

I think that's pretty
     fitting Come to Tucson, what
have ya got Toulouse?

I knew a guy who
     was so large that he fractured
his foot just standing.

There is no blanket
     "right answer" it varies from
person to person.

It's my favorite Pink
     Floyd album. I love every
song on that record.

There's a big difference.
     Teams need all of the above
to be successful.

I'd go more in depth
     in this post if I wasn't
on my phone. Thank you!

Candy Cane, this is
     Rusty Nail, over. I SHALL
GARBAGE COLLECT YOU!

They will force the man
     to pay child support whether
he wants to or not.

I really have no
     one to talk to about this.
Thank you for listening!

Poor thing was making
     sure it came out of there all
in working order.

[deleted] Good point,
     I haven't considered these
things in enough depth.

Atom is damn slow
     on Windows machines and when
using x86 programs.

Road traffic claims twice
     as many lives and yet it's
hardly on our minds!

Updated: "Last seen
     at Applebee's on oak creek
at 1130am (New Years Day).

To the committee,
     the W's and L's do
make a big difference.

...fucked up [deleted]
     This is a satire site.
It is not real news.

Also while you are
     at it, change your screen saver
to anything else.

Actually it's funny
     because in the Spring it is
really gray here too.

you level SO fast
     that the effort to get gear
just isn't worth it.

Would you be willing
     to do anything to make
things more fair at all?

Let's not forget their
     consistent and enormous
government funding!

My exams will be
     over by then. Myth Busted!
Explains his old age.

I'm not convinced you
     even know what we're talking
about anymore.

I think it would look
     even better all the way
around your ankles.

My plan was to wait
     until I land my next job
and see where I move.

My dad would just yell,
     and he definitely got
his message across.

Still doesn't make sense
     because that only explains
the second comma.

Cruisers crash so well.
     Just bend things back into place
and you're good to go.

And B) guys who are
     jealous you have a better
sex life than they do.

And this picture is
     talking about arguing
on the Internet.

So you're pretty much
     rolling around in feces
saying "This shit stinks".

Bit of bright red or
     blue in a girl's hair makes me
like them a lot more.

You have to go hard
     and pull through for the first days,
weeks, or even years.

The admiral who
     shakes Hanks' hand on the deck is
actually Jim Lovell.

Take the bus instead.
     Takes slightly longer, but cheap
in comparison.

Also frequent but
     slightly less annoying is
""What switch should I get?"".

Well done! dude I've seen
     people stab their own hand while
doing this project.

Unfortunately,
     his video response was
what you would expect.

It doesn't even
     need to be a very good
strength program either.

Except, you know, all
     the rich people from Europe
come here for their care.

Do you, though? I know
     *you* probably do, but do you
as foreigners know that?

"Four, roger, over."
     "Zero, out." Mustard. It's just
too strong of a taste.

I think I could be
     good friends with Barnes and Noble
and Midtown Comics.

Yes i have, but who
     knows when they will actually ship...
"Oh shit, I didn't know.

Personally I would
     fill this hallway with kittens,
puppies, and weapons.

Thanks! Utensils are
     usually made from high grade
steel or stainless steel.

Getting credit cards
     from stores where you frequently
shop is good, as well.