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Is there anyone
     else in your life you feel you
could open up to?

Any shot from off
     the green can hit the flag stick
without penalty.

He can throw the deep
     ball and he has a good arm
but neither are great.

Personally, I think
     Howard was just an asshole,
was quite glad he died.

Im not sure what you
     are meaning with the "What do
you stand to lose?" thing.

[deleted] How can
     you tell? I'm on Laughing Skull.
What size is our pop?

You can clearly see
     those are made by hand, rather
than a photograph.

It's just kinda gross
     to me. Ooh, can I have them?
We're going Sunday.

But if she wasn't
     planning on ending things then
why'd she get her things?

They don't give a shit
     about ideology
the way you seem to.

Not one that you can
     call if the Police themselves
are harassing you.

A lot of people
     say that about *The Suburbs*,
but I can't see it.

It just goes to show
     that men land in the extremes
way more than women.

My guess is Dexter
     will talk to him the same way
he talks to Harry.

[deleted] Let us
     all know how that works out there
Internet tough guy.

Most definitely.
     Does anybody know what
you do in real life?

this is almost how
     I imagined it. except..
4chan would look like [this.

[deleted] Or you
     could not throw away fluids
in a garbage bag.

I might someday, if
     I find a camera other
than a potato.

You might consider
     trying LSD instead if
you can find any.

When you need a yard
     stick to measure the gap, it's
time to replace them.

I tried jumping up
     on a curb the other day.
I tripped. Play the game.

Take your corners fast
     and be able to switch hands
(or use a pistol).

He jokes that he screwed
     up my nefarious plans
by being awesome.

Thanks, I'll have a look
     to see if my board can do
something similar.

His The Art Spirit
     is a wonderful read, but
not about technique.

Where did I miss that?
     Lol. What happens if
you turn the sink on?

Because I've never
     clung to anything as much
as I've clung to this.

However stupid
     he thinks Americans are,
it seems that he's right.

Can we just move on
     and think of another way
to piss them off please?

If they can't stand up
     for an hour they should really
not be on a bus...

After all, Riot
     has been promising a fix
for months now it seems.

I know that feel, bro
     i refuse to continue
this conversation.

Once that force goes past
     the glass' elasticity
point, it will shatter.

Yes. I remember
     my first time hearing You Can
Do Better Than Me.

Just freeze your coffee
     into ice cubes and use those
to ice your coffee.

So while it is not
     very nice, she certainly
is not powerless.

Change "mobile device"
     to "mobile application"
and I would agree.

Otherwise, she's just
     using you as an excuse
not to feel lonely.

That's not to mention
     the completely disjointed
feel of the event.

If you kept lying,
     you would just make life so much
worse for both of you.

I know they banned those
     from games so I don't know who
he thinks he's fooling.

Or you'd see people
     going to it more often
as an idea.

I found no difference.
     This is just a personal
anecdote of course.

The Oreo one
     is a lot more subtle, but
if you look closely...

Someone can fully
     explain it, but I do not
know the statistics.

looked to me as if
     his mate shot him in the legs.....
More like a pussy.

In this country you
     become a cop once you've fucked
everything else up.

Keep in mind, these are
     the only gifts we get from
each other. Ha ha.

If it was really
     that simple life would be much
less complicated.

It shows how stupid
     you are, you're so closed minded
to other beliefs.

Stop every hour or
     so to write a paragraph
on whats going on.

Hamburger, lettuce,
     tomatoes, ketchup, mustard,
and that's about it.

It's nothing the fuck
     to do with you what the fuck
anyone else thinks.

I live right by there
     and that church is always good
for some weird signage.

CNN is state
     run propaganda. Dunno.
It seems likely, though.

It's why the huge feed
     lots usually just clip off
the entire beak.

Never did tell me
     exactly how he got in,
I just knew he could.

They used to sell one
     nearly identical but
on a blue background.

OP would be better
     off now if this guy never
tried to reconnect.

There is literally
     not a single thing to be
gained from this person.

It looks really nice
     I live with my grandparents
and am without work.

its possible, there
     is one here in Manchester
that is doing well.

Go out and do some
     legwork or find Missouri
internet forums.

Next on that list is
     giving a fuck what other
people listen to.

You need to realize
     just how wildly popular
he was at the time.

Heh. [deleted] What?
     I knew he tripped on /k/, got
to creep on him now.

lol That is
     what I came in here to say.
Well played sir, well played.

The Eastern Conference
     is looking like it's gonna
be a ton of fun!

I've only heard their
     first few albums, but I think
much of it is great.

Would the Superdome
     be there, would the people come
back, etc..

This has been happening
     to me and my friend on X360
as well. I agree.

It will label what
     is in your dogs meat but not
what is in your meat.

My thoughts exactly,
     too many lyrics of theirs
that I could post here.

Brewer Ya, I used
     to dye my hair but I don't
do that anymore.

Ask me in a week
     if you still need help with it,
I'll be home by then.

I really don't think
     the director is going
to be on your side.

No paradox here.
     You're moving the goal posts. [Dance
montage in the rain?

He talks so much trash.
     DAE crack their neck and fingers
after reading this?

Negative. I will
     consider it. Out of date.
He's flopped back again.

Does that matter? :P
     This is the kind of response
I was hoping for.

It's uncanny how
     well you seem to understand
the situation.

And no one would get
     raped if people didn't allow
themselves to get raped?

Congratulations,
     you have set us back a step
in evolution.

I also have scars
     on my chest, back, elbows, knees,
feet, etc.

IN A CAVE! You guys
     sure you don't want to leave Craig
Stammen in the game?

A respectable
     flex option, still you'd like more
out of a RB2.

I can't play for more
     than a couple hours before
I get bored with it.

Is the studio
     I linked to one of those schools
you're referring to?

I will be doing
     this to everyone I know!!
No tutorials?

I couldn't reach it,
     and everyone on the bus
is staring at me.

Do you get something
     out of publicly letting
your hair down like this?

I use vibrations
     to tell me if someone is
moving or nearby.

I'm struggling a bit
     with making the transition
from my Guardian.

He's a wrecking crew.
     To be fair I believe its
speaking globally.

Romney very well
     might make cuts to domestic
government spending.

I just think more girls
     would respond if they could see
what you look like first.

I'm not sure yet how
     well it's going to work, but
I'm hoping it does!

In return, they get
     to advertise their product
with the nexus brand.

You may want to try
     both if possible to find
the best fit for you.

The photography
     looks like it was before his
friendship with Hitler.

That way you can put
     your money towards something else
in the beginning.

Imaginary
     problems are always the ones
that seem to get you.

Sing me to sleep, I'll
     see you in my dreams Waiting
to say, "I miss you.

Sing me to sleep, I'll
     see you in my dreams, waiting
to say, "I miss you.

Sorry. I suppose
     your response is doomed to be
buried after all.

Even when he gets
     healthy next year he will not
be the same player.

All of them? Man you
     must be a demon, I find
new ones all the time!

Patriots will win;
     their defense is better than
Seattle's offense.

To me, though, I don't
     hear resentment or anger,,
just that stuff happened.

Ira, I can't tell
     you how excited to see
sleepwalking with me.

I'm... I'm gonna go
     read a grammar book to get
all the stupid out.

Citation needed
     on the premarital sex
being included.

The Professional.
     Here is my summer project
fellas (and ladies).

Does the alcohol
     also cause you to forget
to use paragraphs?

Often a given
     language manifests more than
one of these patterns.

The act of "marriage"
     goes back to Biblical times
and Biblical texts.

On a tangent why
     do guys get stereotyped
as the ones who cheat?

Thanks! One time I was
     in class the Monday after
Super Bowl Sunday.

Was pretty content
     with that all things considered.
lets hope that keeps up.

Anything that deals
     elemental damage gets
boosted by focus.

[deleted] I will
     second these guys every time
this question comes up.

/s [deleted] Or
     give them to the Marine Corps???
Remember us guys?

I just like to draw
     and sometimes I make neat stuff
like this when I do.

I'll do it again
     when we get closer to game
day, thanks anyway.

I can hit the c
     above soprano high c
after warming up.

Fuck off. I'm pretty
     sure you're trolling so I'll say
no more. That's the joke.

Fucker just would not
     work right (like it would work but
was flaky as hell).

I also wouldn't
     be happy if I get limp
dick or hair loss. Wow.

*"Sir, I'm picking up
     extremely high Bravery
levels in OP's post.

Defend whatever
     sub you have a bias for,
I don't really care.

This will probably get
     buried, but it's a very
important question.

These guys also pull
     overstock from the back when
there's space on the floor.

For the religious,
     it seems to be a much more
difficult question.

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Thanks! Those ruins look
     pretty cool, maybe they aren't
just ruins either.

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Government provides
     the tools for you to enforce
your property rights.

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I have "Does not want
     kids" and I still get single
dad's messaging me.

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It took a long time
     for him to grow on me, but
he really has now.

You know... for science.
     Could you? Sure, but it would be
awful in that role.

Sounds more like a low
     dose of lsd from what
you are describing.

Send a hail mary
     PM, and don't spoil the fun
for everyone else.

I have to wash mine
     at least once a month or else
I feel so dirty.

PM me if you
     would like to know the seller
I have used (and trust).

Seems like people are
     interested so I figured
I'd be a resource.

Second thought: Oh wait,
     they're just hidden in the fur.
*Looks closer, squinting.

Shanahan couldn't
     really do anything else
to protect him more.

I'm disappointed.
     Did it smell alot, also,
was it very loud?

Take care. No they won't
     the movies are made by two
different companies.

Fortunately that's
     the legal age of consent
in most states! Damn it!

One time, my mother
     told me to tilt my head back
during a nosebleed.

Home made treats are more
     safe than the crap you can get
in the grocery store.

Exactly. My boss
     and I were talking about
that the other day.

I understand, it's
     not about the elites, but
rather the white mobs.

I love League, I'm not
     very good, but I really
enjoy playing it.

Get that basic rock
     beat down and find a simple
song that uses it.

Sounds like he was trying
     to say that guys that date girls
who don't game could play.

A rookie coming
     in to a championship
team, it just seemed wrong.

C)? Ya, I was just
     told about the requirement
to do the course too.

Do you need to take
     medication to maintain
your body as is?

It's complicated.
     I can only shake my head
and sigh at this point.

If laws have the right
     to tell people how they should
dress where does it stop?

It smelled really bad
     and everyone had clothes wrapped
around their faces.

its not as scary
     as those new, moving, talking
ones, they freak me out.

Secondly, tracer
     rounds are a good way to give
away where you are.