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I bought some High Life
     just because of [how awesome
the commercials were.

Just thinking about
     playing resistance that long
makes me nauseous. Gone.

Iran is a big
     country, it's well defended.
It cannot be held.

I'm glad to see you've
     had quite a few supportive
comments already.

I said that *only*
     being able to shred makes
you a bad player.

That was awesome, you
     truly amazing person!
That was damn epic.

For me, that comes out
     in a different form (wanting
to serve my country).

Psychologically,
     pretend you haven't an old
song for a long time.

I feel like I read
     that you can put it either
way, but I dunno.

This marketing is
     actually about the yoked black
dude in the background.

(Honestly, they are
     so damned close that I almost
can't tell them apart.

[deleted] The mouse
     thing is the reason my cats
get locked in at night.

It's funny, because
     that's kind of exactly what
I want to happen.

I don't know why, but
     i think the chick on stab wound
is hot. Yes it is.

A silly kitty
     so very long and slender,
can't fit on his perch!

Broke into a house
     on my street to light my joint
on someone's toaster.

You're probably going
     too fast, and not practicing
defensive driving.

I'll play in the dirt,
     ride bikes, fly kites, whatever.
They're my heart! Thank you.

I don't know. I know
     I've used Presta and Shrader
valves on the same rim.

After a while though,
     hooking up with random girls
just gets depressing.

If it weren't for their
     enormous wealth, they wouldn't
control anything.

What a nice kitty,
     why didn't you pet him, say thank
you and grab the cache?

She has no default
     special circumstances just
from coming from there.

He could have said ''please''
     Because there is no such thing
as a "good" person.

That score before half
     was garbage anyway, dude
was over the line.

Biology class?
     History lessons? [deleted]
No, that doesn't count.

I can't tell if you're
     trolling, if you are then how
the hell do you think...?

While he does say "you
     people", I don't think he means
every person here.

Which was not only
     highly offensive to him,
but to me as well.

But there's so much wrong
     with the way you play this game,
it's ridiculous.

(That's where I am too.
     I have some hourly work but
not enough.) THANK YOU.

I see. Well I don't
     do the repairs or maintenance
around here so eh.

I can't speak for all
     women, but I know I would
appreciate that!

I find it strange how
     two very opposite groups can
act so similar.

does that mean you don't
     want this one? Twelve whole toothpastes?
Holy balls. Oh yes.

Yeah, how dare people
     enjoy something a great deal,
what utter monsters.

That would very much
     not remove the problem, then.
I love the Amtrak.

Small glass of water.
     Start with the morning and go
from there. Probably not.

I have another
     photo from this session, now
I must have the sauce.

You can start over
     right now and you have so much
time ahead of you.

I smoke every day
     and people like you annoy
the shit out of me.

Because the service
     would be for people who can't
download it themselves.

Nothing like Seinfeld
     but the latest episode
has Michael Richard.

I do get some joint
     pains still, but the symptoms are
very well controlled.

Ken Masters? Punk has
     essentially said the same
thing in the last year.

I just learned something
     that I wouldn't have searched while
skimming through comments.

She's genetically
     the same as you, so she can
only judge so much.

Maybe assign scrap
     costs to room tiles, locked systems,
Doors, etc?

I see the point you
     are making but totally
disagree with it.

At the least, i can
     be grateful that her father
had some sense in him.

Check. Indie dev? Check.
     Responds with childish insults
to criticism?

spoiler tag maybe?
     Those long pathways are a good
way to piss off peeps.

My manager would
     walk around the store singing
"on a single say".

And one to grow on.
     Home electronics and home
brewing all at once!

[deleted] Not quite.
     I can understand people
who fall on hard times.

You are the only
     one My interest is now piqued.
Tell me more of this.

Tell me more of this.
     Cyborg legs so you can run
as fast as the T-1000?

Like a how stuff works!
     Navas always looks like he's
swimming in his shirt.

But I have anger
     issues now, so it could come
back on me next time.

With Steve Job's halo
     vanishing, I think Apple
is starting to fade.

Peer review isn't
     someone constantly looking
over your shoulder.

Wellington, can't vouch
     for what it's like in any
other area.

Now where did I put
     that damn thing? No wait, don't move.
Hey! I said don't leave!

I'm confused. why are
     the first two i's lower case
but not the last one?

Those original,
     political factors are
what are important.

At the top you would
     be in a light shirt and you
would be really hot.

I fear this won't work
     if they're older and are used
to stealing food though.

The same exact one
     I started to have... You know
the 'breathing problems'..

Excuse me, grammar
     nazi let me just slide on
by here... Jesus Christ.

I managed a call
     center and I can confirm
this is very true.

You have every right
     to insist the interview
take place on your terms.

I think I'll just wait
     for one of my local stores
to get one in stock.

I'm guessing the big
     bang probably had lots of waves
among that spectrum.

i work in a craft
     supply warehouse and these would
be perfect for work.

But if you're going
     to fix one problem, you might
as well do them both.

I am not saying
     you can not ask for advice
on the internet.

I don't have any
     pictures or videos, but
tons of fun stories!

Now read it over
     and figure out what you want
to do with your life.

Really good flick, flirts
     with masterpiece status but
doesn't quite make it.

Bah. That is slightly
     disappointing, but I should
have expected that.

And your sarcasm
     isn't appreciated,
or helpful. thank you.

My dog does something
     similar, he steals any
clothing he can find.

I was trying to get
     "Unreal Development Kit
Game Design Cookbook."

You sound so level
     headed and grounded. Oh well.
Yes, many a time.

/thread. Indeed, the first
     browser to have this mode if
I'm not mistaken.

The picture of you
     fighting the Hulk is pretty
cool dude! Did you win?

Remember he had
     that post laced with god, clearly
he's a christian. No.

That's a good standpoint
     to have actually, erring on
the side of caution.

Just because the game
     has the same title doesn't
mean it's the same game.

Add bacon to it.
     Halloween! One day, they'll bring
pitchforks and torches.

For starters, why not
     punish him for laying on
your eating surface?

Fred was such a great
     guy and player That doesn't
mean they don't have one.

I'm not that person.
     [deleted] Maybe to save
the lives of others?

But it's better, right?
     And we also call toilets
"toilets". Not "restrooms".

Thank you. Space bar threw
     itself under my finger.
Thanks for sharing this.

Just hold on to both
     and wait but don't start either
if you can manage.

Eat it when you're drunk
     Love me with your meats and sauce
My cheesy wonder.

Nah, it'd be those
     bouncy balls that target sells
that are full of air.

Do you have a source
     saying that he was joking?
What kind of pizza?

She said I wasn't
     the first to ask and only
wanted to be friends.

I agree. Che looked
     good though, shame we did not get
to see Bang at all.

I don't classify
     paying for transfers and what
not as a cash shop.

You might not like them
     but I'm pretty sure there are
ways to make that trade.

My guess would be rain.
     Obligatory "NICE TRY
MICROSOFT!" Agreed.

Exactly that one.
     I'm surprised there hasn't been
some legal action.

I'll be posting more
     pictures, especially after
photo shoots! Gladly!

They're cute; but i feel
     mutts, by definition, must
shed a lot. Good call.

But to each their own!
     That set up! Why the fuck didn't
I see this before!

You can't compare that.
     [deleted] Pompous? A bit.
True? Absolutely.

Pixie cut please do
     those things also happen when
you watch the Jazz play?

Get a pair of long
     point tweezers to use to plant
stem plans in substrate.

And my teenage self,
     I think it's a huge surprise
I survived my teens.

You don't want to just
     fill time with a master's if
your goal is law school.

There are already
     more games than they can air (they're
all zoned differently).

and then having their
     entire weekend fucked up
from this video.

Why do most cat trees
     have platforms to hold very
small cats or kittens?

People should just read
     the fucking labels and stop
being lazy. Jeez.

[deleted] I wont
     pay for cold food as it can
be a health hazard.

That album over
     Frail Words Collapse and Shadows
are Security?!

She wouldn't have done
     that if the old Joe only
had a missing hand.

It's good for him too,
     since he has competition
and will work harder.

If it doesn't make
     sense then maybe it should be
monitored better?

It's not like they were
     arguing and she just snapped
and started stabbing.

[deleted] What did
     he say in that last comment?
It's deleted now.

What I meant was is
     if they want to keep loyal
customers loyal.

One week I got stuck
     with a girl who I think did
bare minimum work.

I'm hoping this spreads
     more and if it does I'll send
over the comments.

It is possible
     I just remember wrong though.
Fucking idiots.

Yeah. Don't be sorry.
     I understood that black holes
worked as a vacuum.

People who believe
     in ''IT'' are starting to act
like republicans.

I'm wondering one
     thing though, how do the people
you're close to take it?

The answer is yes.
     Isn't this contingent on
having muscle though?

The neighborhood had
     no power but I figured
the worst was over.

~~Nord~~ Viking Sorry,
     I don't think i could do that.
she's the best ever.

My friend, it is not
     just you and it is not just
the Diabetes.

War profiteering
     is what made all the richest
families the richest.

But I was very
     young, so I couldn't figure
out some of the stars.

If there were pictures
     taken in a restroom then
yes, you have a point.

Edit: Fixed numbers.
     Anything I got wrong is
due to exhaustion.

She made a sex tape
     with one creep and he threatened
to make it public.

I didn't know you could
     apply it to your whole cart.
Almost clicked on it.

Some of them are too
     crowded for me when I'm just
*riding* on a bus.

Ah, but they're bigger
     and rather noticeable.
Yugos are sweet rides!

it's a bit painful,
     but you can do it, if you
can solder at all.

But I guess it comes
     down to how much money you're
working with. Thank you.

No one to this day
     knows how that couch got in there,
it was fucking huge.

I just can't stand all
     the hype around politics.
It's just like Christmas.

Any prison term
     longer than a year is classed
as a felony.

Be sure and either
     post that or send it to me
when you are finished!

He could have huge lips
     or giant buck teeth under
than mask. I know right?

Well damn, just call him
     out on his crap game then man.
I would laugh for days.

Don't let the room get
     above 90F or below 60F
if you can help it.

Great director, great
     soundtrack, but it seemed to be
lacking in a point.

My advice to you
     is find something you really
like and stick with it.

Did the doctor give
     you anything to calm down
your anxiety?

In fact the only
     person I can stand to be
around is my wife.

At least she doesn't
     have *that song* stuck in her head
about once a week.

No worries, there is
     no forced golden showers, or
glory hole duty.

I've enjoyed his work
     on other stuff, so that'd
be my suggestion.

America needs
     people from all walks of life
who will fight for it.

In exchange, the Scots
     can have an English tennis
player of their choice.

Sometimes bringing them
     to a large facility
is not the answer.

Makes even more sense.
     Shut the fuck up and let him
eat his rye in peace.

Okay. First of all,
     stop using yards as any
way to rate a team.

I can't get my eyes
     off the ugly tennis shoes.
Man, he gets *around*.

I'm happy he was
     smart enough to let Lebeau
run the show in Pitt.

My metallurgy
     is at r3, so I'll have no
problem getting ores.

It was the helmet
     that finally convinced me
to wear a helmet.

Some of the bands fit
     better in the progressive
genre than others.

This program wouldn't
     be needed if people weren't
carrying weapons.

It makes it sound like
     everyone thinks this and if
you don't then you're wrong.

I really did not
     want or need to see it, but
thanks anyway OP.

That four years ago
     you were unemployed, and now
you are better off.

It is something you
     get on an intuitive
level, or you don't.

"It disturbs me you
     feel that way about cheating.
That you'll just leave me.

Can you actually beat
     the entire game without
killing anyone?

Purdue has a good
     program and is a pretty
good overall school.

Extremism breeds
     extremism and then we're
all a bunch of pricks.

The North of England.
     It's his own fault for even
being on the train.

Check your alignment
     and make sure you're not gripping
the club too tightly.

They don't advertise
     any guest taps they might have,
so it helps to ask.

Cats! I've geared myself
     into a corner pretty
well by doing that.

Accurate version:
     "Do you have any boosters?"
If N: "Okay then."

I was thinking more
     along the lines of a real,
legitimate job.

I looked at their depth
     chart and told my friend that he'd
be starting for them.

For me, increasing
     the voltage up 0.1-0.3v helped out.
Might give that a shot.

At halftime, every
     fan was screaming "Stack the box!
Make Cassel beat you!"

Oh shit back to square
     one but why is he wearing
the shirt Are you sad?

Or maybe she did
     and didn't say anything but
fuck i hope she didn't.

The better costume
     faces go great with what's goin
on in the picture.

Bust again, that says
     nothing about the prophet
being right or wrong.

My wife (the spender)
     and I (the saver) have both
changed for the better.

Particularly
     drunk ones who hang around Kings
Cross. Only joking.

This works the same way
     as the individual
taxpayer system.

Except the yoga.
     My hips get tight so I stretch
the shit out of them.

I'll see myself out
     [deleted] ty They don't get
big in Florida.

Religious people
     tend to be certain of all
kinds of stupid shit.

I don't think this is
     about porn, as much as you
want to make it be.

No. That's retarded.
     People like that get fired
for being weird. Yes!

The russians tried that.
     Why don't you ask them how tanks
work in the mountains.

Is there anyone
     else in your life you feel you
could open up to?