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not american
     here but i must ask, isn't
that extremely rude?

The guy was rude, but
     worse, he had no idea
what he was doing.

You can only play
     for the server you have picked
as your home server.

It's also pretty
     attractively shot if you're
into that (Mad Men?).

What happened to Nick?
     "He was poisoned." Oh my gosh!
Who poisoned him? "..Nick."

I only have one
     question for you, were the bikes
there when you sat down?

Cool Idea too!
     Far out space nuts? not sure what
you're talking about.

My secondary
     and primary are a bit
more current, however.

And now you've got me
     trying to come up pulse sequence
acronyms for CAKE.

Ever. Since I work
     with her, I just blew it off
and still act polite.

My point is, try first
     without them, see how it goes.
You might be surprised.

Also a few things
     to mention is that lee got
creep blocked AND didn't flash.

His link to purchase
     the game within the app was
very hard to find.

I think his interests
     are better served by being
in the limelight though.

It's a long process
     to heal after something like
this, but you'll get there!

I think it needed
     to be changed, but the new one
just doesn't fit in.

I would love to know
     what is going through her head
as she's seeing this.

That's just me, I can
     give you her background as well
if you're interested.

The cheapest and most
     disgusting thing I've ever
witnessed in my life.

Accidentally
     added to the present year
when I wrote it down.

It's better for when
     you cuddle and if looks quite
dashing on you sir.

Oh God I screwed up
     my back many times before
tugging with my girl.

I prefer a few
     good ones, and one really (nudge
nudge wink wink) good one.

Dark chocolate almost
     to the point of coffee notes.
Almost, but not quite.

I'm on board with them
     because their long term plan is
actually workable.

i may never hug
     you, kiss you or even see
you, but i love you.

Johnny Cash. We'd sing
     "Ain't No Grave" as I passed on.
We don't really know.

Hell, the only thing
     I'm really picky about
is the drawing style.

In my opinion.
     oh boy, feel like i have been
waiting for this thread.

It's great when people
     can put a single belief
aside and be friends.

[deleted] Sure thing,
     I can try to do that when
I get home today!

Still more than three times
     faster than me updating
one game. This is true.

Like seriously,
     I'm not black and I'm ashamed
to know they exist.

Aren't they all going
     to be shriveled and flat by
the time he gets back?

Lol? Sounds more
     like some wannabe vampire
cult than anything.

Also all items
     you purchase straight from the Mann
Co store are dirty.

Definitely red
     dead, It'll last you much longer
(entertainment wise).

I even saved some
     for my mom who eats hot foods
like no one's business.

It was lame and paid
     shitty, but the schedule worked
with my school schedule.

I'm not religious
     in the least, but I'm pretty
sure I saw Jesus.

But he still never
     lets me forget those early,
embarrassing days.

Supports need to be
     the emotional support
for the team as well.

Publicity, man.
     Pirates will basically be
free advertising.

[deleted] Wow did
     she know you were gay before
she had sex with you?

No.... Not sure if troll
     Well its not like we don't know
where he is hidden...

So I'll be picking
     one o' them hot babies p
in the next few weeks.

I placed one in each
     hand and offered them to her.
"Here you are, madame.

Thank *you* for choosing
     Burger King." And I drove off
into the sunset.

It said that every
     time you replant it, the fruit
loses quality.

Oh okay. The two
     outdoor pictures were taken
in Gdansk, Poland!

I'd be Batman too,
     can you "pull a Batman" by
becoming Batman?

[deleted] I crashed
     my internet connection
when I clicked the link.

But the rad fan use
     to come on for a long time
and it's very loud.

Thank you! I'll check out
     what they have available.
Go watch Winter's Bone.

I like small, skinny
     girls whose style is a little
on the boyish side.

Please, stop telling me
     that the next place east of New
York State is Europe.

But that doesn't mean
     I believe caring translates
into competence.

She liked it so much
     I kept it for a few days.
Because they can spell.

Doubtful but I bet
     he's gonna be on a ~~chain~~
short leash for a while.

You wanna reduce
     control in society?
Control yourself first.

Would have been funny
     if she made it with a red
ring That's not freedom.

Maybe Obama
     should start playing Ted Nugent
at his campaign stops.

They make a couple
     different ones, one has a cool
angled barrel lug.

And I don't really
     see myself gravitating
that way over time.

massive sized ones where
     you can literally bounce from
one to another.

Pistols that have two
     different trigger pulls have been
obsolete for years.

The game, though pretty,
     is not about the graphics.
You will still love it!

Saying that "oh, it's
     just an old dog" is what is
screwed up about this.

Practice drawing eyes,
     they're not really white almonds,
but spheres draped in skin.

Don't regret that you
     started late, be glad you're now
having it at all!

This is not ok.
     You make a good argument,
so thank you for that.

If I could get BE
     service at Virgin speeds I'd
be a happy man.

Don't say it like that.
     It's more like, Anyone could
be your half sister!

If you want to do
     this properly, you only
need a small amount.

Best Republican
     President? Not Reagan, not
Roosevelt... NIXON.

Most other makers
     will stop printing even if
one color is "low".

So you're full of shit
     and still have no actual way
to back up this claim.

How are you so sure
     that predatory pricing
would be possible?

[deleted] Kill count.
     Who wants him in jail? Give me
actual evidence.

Maybe someone (If
     I have spare time!) can cook up
something for android.

One girl in an art
     class of mine was a gold mine
for stupidity.

She asked if it was
     required, and I told her yes,
it was by this school.

Im Mike, yes the real
     Mike. All you other Mikes are
just imitating.

Well I'm assuming
     there going to announce there
change to gear swapping.

Had to get it patched
     up by a doctor and now
I have a sweet scar.

The more effort you
     put in, the dryer you are
when you first step out.

Also, I've never
     done this, but I imagine
the zoo would be fun.

All I had to do
     was show them my cable bill
to prove I lived there.

he laughed and replied,
     "Yeah I get that a lot," winked
at me, and walked off.

I'm an actor who's
     had to stage manage, and yes,
we're all spoiled bitches.

After the the first
     shot, with an M4 you can take
more accurate shots.

If you take the first
     step everything else will fall
into place. Good luck.

He hasn't been back
     to the thread since you said that.
I'm getting worried.

Well now I feel dumb
     Your parents are still wanting
you to stay active?

Does anyone know
     how difficult it would be
to implement this?

"it is what it is"
     Use words that actually make sense
to explain something.

Do not move to New
     York City. Just don't do it.
Trust me on this one.

They wouldn't of called
     you names or insulted you
like the breeders have.

Many say don't stretch
     before because stretching cold
muscles isn't good.

Another good one
     was "make a full track without
listening to it once".

I clicked the comments
     on the odd chance that something
like this would be here.

But for random noise
     like construction that would be
pretty difficult.

Drink some chicken broth
     before bed it will help you
retain thru the night.

However, you are
     meditating and the man
next to you is not.

I will fucking fly
     to America right now
if this is a thing.

Good luck, enjoy PA.
     East side PA or West side PA?
Or dreaded Central?

Makeup, pushup bras,
     heels, hair dye, hair removal...
LIARS ALL OF THEM!

The conversations
     between characters were dull
and cliche ridden.

He takes in cases
     and refers them to other
local attorneys.

If the column name
     is unique to that query
then you don't need it.

My wife and I paid
     about $18k for our wedding.
Is that 'cheap' to you?

I'm hoping to move
     out of my mom's place next year
but I'm so worried.

Interesting graph steve,
     really shows how the volume
has been low all year.

Well I think you sound
     like a really interesting
and awesome person.

I also always
     feel guilty about things, no
matter what is it.

Hearing "no", even
     in unpleasant forms, is not
the worst thing in life.

Now, when you feel weak
     and unhappy- don't go back,
keep going forward.

What's hard is killing
     the disease without killing
the patient too. Neat!

Hell, my life bores *me*,
     why would anyone else want
to read about it?

Motherfucker, you
     don't know how to SPELL "witty".
Take your own advice.

Atheists who feel
     like they are better. You aren't.
It's all meaningless.

I'll get done because
     I'm a big smoker and it'll
be in my system.

Because you haven't
     seen it, it obviously
hasn't happened, right?

If you search deep down
     inside and ask yourself, does
she make me happy?

I'm sorry but I'm
     going to have to end you
before this begins.

Just shout his shit, loud
     and clear, and no awkward stuff.
He nailed this so hard.

Seriously, I'd
     prefer a guy deck me than
pussy foot around.

you think they got rich
     by just paying for lunches?
Rookie. Yes, I know.

Edit: but I can
     see which countries are members,
Ecuador is too.

Are you retarded
     by any chance? Great comment.
Very insightful.

Well, it does if one
     looks at the shenanigans
leading up to this.

He is too damn big(6'1"
     290lbs) to be playing football
with kids under 135lbs.

I've only had one
     or two guys who really fit
the stereotype.

There's a molasses
     stand to the east that sells good
molasses cookies.

Tell them to put their
     character sheets down, and lean
back away from it.

Still older than you.
     Still more pro in lol
than you. Deal with it.

Putting a custom
     rom on it is another
issue however.

Best combined ranking
     among conference teams in points
scored and points allowed.

You are utterly
     devoid of any concern
for society.

Im so grateful, his
     day has been so uplifting
with everyone's help.

If you've got crippling
     social anxiety, do
you become 'Chatman'?

It's amazing how
     much time you have if you don't
watch television.

Wonder why? It's much
     more interesting than being
nose deep in a book.

Making the world safe
     for democracy, bitches
That looks really nice.

I don't have them, but
     I would think you could get them
that way. Maybe not.

I thought song was gone.
     ...Is that the "phallic symbols
at the airport" guy?

If not then this has
     to do with some of the main
story arch/ ending.

No one believes you.
     I did this a couple years
back with a quarter.

I feel like nothing
     good could come of me sharing
space with those creatures.

except he's changing
     positions from ones they don't
like to ones they do.

She left everything
     at the register and hauled
ass out of the store.

If she's not dripping
     wet, then work on your foreplay
skill and duration.

A lot of the set
     resources were used in both
single, and multi.

I think fans from all
     over the country don't like
either off those two.

I want to see apps,
     ROMs, tips & tricks, easter eggs,
you know, the fun stuff.

I'm not sure it would
     have been the same if I had
already seen it.

Although in that case,
     a lot of the time it *is*
just being polite.

Which means it's more fun
     than a regular field, cause
you do what you want.

I never forgot
     that Leto and Wayans were
actors playing roles.

Most modern cars can
     handle way over the speed
limit easily.

They must be using
     reverse psychology or
plotting something big!

[deleted] It will
     happen, as long as there are
no humans posting.

It's not. I loved Box
     o' cocks and dumping mustard
on that Asian gent.

If it is more trail
     and you run on almost no
road then a trail shoe.

If the sections are
     as wide as Fat Pack boxes,
it will be okay.

It has no free will,
     no mind, no ability
to rationalize.

Also search out how
     Tommy Chong put this to use
to cure his cancer.

Remember to vote.
     i don't really mind cheapness
that hams no one else.

i don't really mind
     cheapness that hams no one else.
Remove Darius.

I was reading through
     all the comments and hoping
you stayed strong! Good job!!

i told her it would
     melt the ice cream but she said
do it anyway.

He still won each time
     even with the worse players
added to his team.

Every class has ranged
     options, and warrior ranged is
actually pretty pimp.

When you have children
     that center would revolve more
around the children.

Or even if I've
     been sitting awhile and am
tired of sitting.

If throne room is out,
     it's strictly better than it,
since it'll never miss.

Someone once came up
     to me and said, verbatim:
"Do you have, like, *books*?"

I guess that isn't
     really intelligence, just
unpleasant to watch.

I can remember
     all the Dads in town pitching
in to help build it.

I just wouldn't wait
     until you hit your reserve
to think about gas.

Just leave it until
     you can function on your own
without their checkbook.

First season at least,
     didn't want to waste anymore
time watching others.

[deleted] Yeah, it'll
     be easy to snag a wife
with that masterpiece.

"Tolerance Meadow",
     is that the designated
pot smoking section?

That sounds more like feigned
     ignorance as a joke than
actual ignorance.

I have a mountain
     view too but not as close or
beautiful as this.

Cheers! Die [deleted]
     I thought a lot of people
would laugh at my joke...

I guess I'd be fast
     too, but I'd probably be prone
to breaking my leg.

(As soon as I saw
     the link text I knew it had
to be about Roy).

I'm just saying it'll
     take more than one person, not
that it won't happen.

"Oh, they've embedded
     many tiny things into
the side of the hull.

Thank you for the food
     and bar suggestions, I've been
compiling a list.

But I was being
     bashed for using it at all,
which was annoying.

Never have any
     problems getting to my flight
on time. It's awesome.

OP, I've already
     responded, but I really
wanted to add this.

See her response, then
     say, "It's an awesome small town
on a river front.

If you show weakness,
     they're going to exploit that.
Good luck. No, it's not.

Uh... Like an upper
     decker but upper necker.
Do you get it now?

By their own choosing.
     I left my wife, and I am
very happy now.

That seems like a leap
     unsupported by the facts.
Marine Corps Dress Blues?

or how teachers are
     like cops in a way and will
look the other way.