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just waiting to get
     my hands on it to see if
i like it at all.

Always be moving
     and you do best when your group
is near to help out.

Other times he just
     trips over his own feet on
the way out the door.

When you spend a big
     part of your days being right,
it's hard to be wrong.

If my wife ran off
     with Jeff Jarrett I would be
pissed off too. Depends.

I didn't realize that.
     TIL other countries format
their dates differently.

I cannot believe
     the number of posts in thread
about this detail.

You are basically
     wrong, but the core of what you're
getting at is right.

No game is perfect.
     Every game will get boring
sooner or later.

Well, if you have mouths
     to feed at home, I'd say it's
pretty important.

I'm not really sure
     on that one, so you might want
to look into it.

That is a fat hand.
     It's British. Washing up is
doing the dishes.

Meditation takes
     years of practice, and tripping
is like a cheat sheet.

It doesn't hurt us
     at all to accept a few
asylum seekers.

It's a movie made
     for people who like to find
meaning in movie.

[deleted] I don't
     think you understand quite how
good Ghosts used to be.

What's the running joke?
     Dom depot, right... Who the hell
dumps a rich smart guy?

But the Christian god
     is self contradictory.
It cannot exist.

Clearly you had no
     ceiling which is why the spoon
looks the way it does.

I hope you are caught
     and your photo and name are
spread over the web.

Thank you anyway.
     Those wax soda bottle things
with the juice inside.

You have to watch it!
     Awesome! I've watched Fact Or Faked
since the beginning.

You tried but you can't?
     You are still mad at yourself
for getting angry?

Im sorry, it's just
     extremely unattractive
to younger people.

It ruins their lives,
     and they in turn cannot give
their children good lives.

I don't think being
     told to fuck off has ever
made me so giddy.

Could even have been
     the fire alarm going off
on a windy day.

Up to you of course
     but from what I've heard its best
to just keep going.

Or is it a ring?
     I can't tell! You still ignored
half of what I said.

Read the article.
     [deleted] No. And neither
has anyone else.

Every post, every
     story, always 'my friend'. Nope.
I ride it daily.

Honestly, why do
     I care enough to write this?
I don't even know.

I have a click on
     my left shoulder, not the right.
It worries me too.

On paper he sounds
     like the greatest thing since our
first black president.

This is pretty much
     what someone told us in our
first programming class.

Fucking white people.
     The government will buy you
all the pens you want.

You might consider
     talking to the police, if
you feel up to it.

Go to the station
     in person and take someone
with you, if you can.

Fergie is sharing
     the workload between the two
World class strikers now.

You could make the same
     arguments for slavery
and the holocaust.

I can tell you from
     personal experience
that growing up sucks.

It doesn't even
     make sense if he was Robin
in the new movie.

I don't wanna rag
     on, but subsidizing could
really change the tide.

if not, shame on you
     for being a pedophile!
Mine is black sausage...

Foam ones do nothing
     for me but the silicone
ones block out most noise.

On a related
     note, how would payment for these
forms of High Courts work?

I love the way you
     only summed up one Neutral
Milk Hotel album.

That's pretty funny.
     Maybe I'll get my husband
to hold that one. Thanks!

I have recently
     been job hunting, and my phone
has not stopped ringing!

[deleted] i know
     one or two people who could
wear these. not for me.

What did you while with??.
     I'm still waiting for the bass
to drop. No different.

He is not perfect
     but seriously, did you
see this video.

I did this once, wrapped
     myself in wrapping paper
for a girl's 18th.

It didn't look very
     promising but we figured
we should head that way.

Take it from someone
     who tested it out and looked
like an idiot.

The reason OSS "works"
     is because no one expects
anything from it.

At one point they thought
     I had deep vein thrombosis
but it was not found.

QUICK tell him about
     Tesla! I'm just repeating
what Lauren Faust said.

Waist of your jeans just
     screams douche No its how circus
animals work too.

The game isn't just
     "White Man Takes Jungle Island
Vacation: With Guns!"

When you learn to laugh
     at yourself, you'll find endless
hours of enjoyment.

Ever since I met
     you, everything I ever
cared about is gone!

Rats generally need
     humans to thrive, be it our
farms or our cities.

But seriously,
     what the fuck would motivate
someone to get this.

I was there with OP!!
     She didn't get the money, but
she walked away pissed.

Also, at the same
     coffee shop Ashley Tisdale
came in a few times.

Your choice." Well this is
     exactly what I thought was
going to happen.

If you leave your bags
     in the cloakroom and then go
to a different place.

I would put a much
     more defined version of "small"
in the description.

I slept on an air
     mattress for the first few months
I lived on my own.

Mobile service is
     miles ahead of Australia.
Go for pay and go.

No hate, fine movies,
     but they're not empowering
norse mythology.

My pitt DESTROYS her
     tug toys, she will literally
go through two a week.

That's unanimous?
     Again, stop deleting stuff.
You are not needed.

I swear I check on
     every day and I never
see anyone on.

What their bodies look
     like is of secondary
importance to me.

They already had
     two achievements named Dead Heat.
Guilty with this one.

I have a picture
     somewhere of us but I will
have to dig it up.

And pipes are a huge
     problem in the scene right now,
as well as meth bombs.

It would take boots on
     the ground going head to head
with armed civilians.

The antelope thing
     was probably the most obscure
fact I remember.

We want to hear what
     you have to say so we can
try to help you. yes.

its about being
     civilized enough to clean
up after yourself.

My penis is red
     My balls are blue I want some
head And sex from you.

I knew exactly
     what you were talking about
before I clicked through.

They look terrible.
     Wait your girlfriend is getting
married this weekend?

This is utterly
     preposterous, what would divorce....
Now wait a minute.

Its so turning on
     when a girls obviously
enjoying herself.

I don't think questions
     are necessarily good
or bad in general.

i replied okay
     but your pictures will show up
right when i log in.

We love our random
     internet strangers to look
like celebrities.

And they usually
     speed by us and grunt in our
general direction.

Questions like these are
     such a waste because there was
no Adam and Eve.

I think people like
     that have more severe problems
than just being cheap.

Awesome internet,
     no censorship or looking
over my shoulder.

I have a feeling
     you're the guy who wanted me
to give the code first.

When I get the guts
     to tell my parents, that'll
probably happen less.

In essence, I didn't
     know anything was going
badly in his life.

Gotta agree there,
     when i built my smurf i rushed
those two rune pages.

Haven't you ever
     just taken a bunch of pills
you find on the street?

They just look and feel
     better, but yeah you gotta
pay extra for it.

I have my own thanks.
     Australian? It doesn't sound
excessive at all.

It sounds like it could
     be that, or just violent sex
with no love involved.

Even then, uni
     would have bridging courses, but
high school is better.

[edit] Just to be
     clear, I'm serious and am
honestly grateful.

I'm not Latin, but
     I definitely am on
the same page with you.

And I don't plan on
     putting them in a nursing
home, ever! That's true.

We have customers
     who come in every evening
to buy reduced stuff.

The math and science
     have been done but that doesn't
explain how it feels.

This is my favorite
     Black Keys song Hopefully you
feel better today.

Quickly. EDIT: Crap,
     read this as HOW do you run
with the front runners.

Those lips. Parted just
     enough to moan or lick... hot.
"Do prunes come in shells?"

Am I the only
     one around here who hasn't
seen this picture yet?

Get over yourself.
     The problem is not what is
or what is not art.

The difference is how
     effective you used that time
playing to improve.

Is your love increased
     by having made a baby,
or is it reduced?

If you remember
     dates and what he said you can
still make a complaint.

Plus in the winter
     with a sweatshirt on I can
look bad ass. Worth it.

It comes to the same
     thing, without taxes there are
no public servants.

Cops are in constant
     danger, and so must be on
alert all the time.

You said Arsenal
     are proud to say no one is
bigger than the club.

Sorry, I don't get
     the point you're trying to make here.
It is possible.

He never offered
     to pay it back, never said
thanks, sorry, nothing.

I'm surprised this joke
     didn't end up like the "arrow
to the knee" jokes yet!

[deleted] You sure
     you completed the quest line
to restore the guild?

As you complete these,
     vendors will start showing up
around the cistern.

I find that life is
     so much less agonizing
with that perspective.

JON STEWART GETS IT?
     ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU
FUCKING KIDDING ME?

From what I've heard, most
     people don't even like it,
it's just really strong.

I had read somewhere
     that the feeling would come close
to a vagina.

I hope it lasts, but
     who knows, things happen, life takes
weird turns, people change.

It goes through the drain
     anyway, why does it need
to be all fancy?

Expect this to go
     against Samsung and then be
reversed on appeal.

Also.. we could cut
     defense spending by a lot
and be just as safe.

Basically it's just
     marketing, the vitamin
E doesn't do shit.

This was on the N1
     Freeway back from the Airport
to central Cape Town.

After all Webster
     (Who's still with the great unwashed)
was never booed once.

All the candidates
     for valedictorian
were giving speeches.

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

That is a fair point.
     Objectively they shouldn't
have to foot that bill.

I worked construction
     and carpentry so I know
how useful trees are.

This is fantastic.
     Yeah ok, I've never met
that problem myself.

I don't really mind
     people that leave trash behind,
that's what I'm paid for.

I appreciate
     you taking the time to sit
down and type this out.

All the other guys
     on your list are average or
have big question marks.

After that he said
     "League of Legends" and pointed
at the audience.

The extradition
     thing to Sweden is almost
irrelevant now.

My husband *pretends*
     to not know where anything
is in the kitchen.

Many books can be
     obtained for free these days if
you know where to look.

It is funny how
     logic has no business on
here most of the time.

It's so tempting just
     to get the fuck out of here
and go somewhere new.

The only movie
     that made me physically ill
was Lord of the Flies.

It's just an album
     I could listen to over
and over again.

I think anyone
     else means the entire world
including Sony.

They're probably made here
     but you can only get them
(that I know of) there.

After that he said
     "League of Legends" and pointed
at the audience.

Love your lil nipples
     wish I could play with them How
would you find that out?

Keep in mind that you
     see your body differently
from everyone else.

But maybe it's just
     the time of year for random
acts of violence.

It's not new, but what
     the author speaks of hasn't
much changed in decades.

If anybody
     puts my keyboard through a desk,
however, they're dead.

It can be fairly
     time efficient if you get
the hang of it too.

[deleted] Oh yeah,
     there was some intensive shit
further down the thread.

For me anyways.
     Congratulations! You are
very inspiring!

I actually prefer
     smoking them What lol
Wow, that reminds me.

I've seen team members
     leave a cap point mid capture
just to kill someone.

Not so dark in there,
     I'm sure she's lighting one up
with Biggie and 2Pac.

The same can be said
     about most types of power
generator plants.

I always just use
     double the normal amount
when its single ply.

Or if his mind can
     understand why the water
is the way it is?

Thanks, I'm nowhere close
     to where I want to be, but
i'm getting better.

I'm not denying
     the cultures represented
in the show at all!

Once they go down most
     people find it difficult
to reopen them.

Not if they pin you.
     Not if you freeze up because
you are terrified.

So don't feel alone!
     I think a lot of people
didn't believe in them!

Point to one thing not
     captured by stats, like blocking,
that shows he's top five.

Pair the exercise
     with a nice nutritious meal
afterwards and boom!

Yes, the entire
     round is one giant lag spike
for me as well. Yo!

if i can't do that,
     i'm probably running too hard
on my easy days.

We're truly fucked now.
     BEHOLD! I have the answer
to both your problems!!!

Ruining bad guys'
     picnics Just got my first games
in on your server!

Yesterday your smoke
     (and smoke from others) obscured
Pikes Peak completely.

And cat eyes The real
     concern is if he could be
narc material.

I was thinking more
     about engineering than
medical science.

Our team gets the ball,
     and a big star from the team
starts running with it.

They feel the same way
     about Israel as people
do about family.

I know someone who
     is still wearing tennis shoes
duct taped together.

[deleted] I went
     to a DOLLAR cinema
with an ex boyfriend.

Most of the time you
     have to go to a bank or
store with your passport.

Whatever it is.
     And make friends with people who
have the same interests.

You should be able
     to just overpower him
and win at this point.

I definitely
     don't believe that everyone
can have casual sex.

Why require an ID
     for buying beer when someone
may use a fake one?

Or just put on some
     dark denim jeans and button
down (the shirt of course).

But i've certainly
     heard worse and much more racist
than what was said here.

My father actually
     killed my two cats as we moved
into our new flat.

Who eats two fucking
     bags of those delicious treats
in under two hours?

Now they just know me
     as the lipstick lesbian
who loved in England.

They have a pink pair
     on the website I'm actually
pretty tempted by.

This one looks decent.
     I wonder if anyone
else has some reviews.

not american
     here but i must ask, isn't
that extremely rude?