Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #134356

It doesn't involve
     changing the actual root note,
just the interval.

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Haiku #134357

And fox is throwing
     as many leading statements
as they could in there.

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Haiku #134358

Go to the settings
     in Steam and opt out of Steam
Beta worked for me.

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Haiku #134359

I shall pierce your rain
     and fog, I will forever
brighten your darkness.

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Haiku #134360

[deleted] I'll make
     sure to make another Build
Complete post *Shrugs* Damn!

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Haiku #134361

I would have been right
     there with you if I hadn't
noticed the stairs up.

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Haiku #134362

If someone says "hey,
     no looting" it's unlikely
anyone will *start*.

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Haiku #134363

4x4, doors off top off
     oh yeah I would imagine?
I haven't tried... WHAT?

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Haiku #134364

Cover the chicken
     with some dried bay leaves, don't go
crazy, just a few.

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Haiku #134365

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #134366

Let us know if you
     are having hard time finding
someone to talk to.

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Haiku #134367

which one was driving?
     You have a favorite as if
you enjoy this shit.

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Haiku #134368

Make millions for valve.
     DO IT! Inside tank of fuel
is not fuel, but love.

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Haiku #134369

he's not doing her
     any wrongs, if she doesn't
like it she can leave.

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Haiku #134370

I've got a Grado
     as well, love it. Grado Red.
Which one do you have?

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Haiku #134371

Be careful. The sun
     could make you blind if you look
at it for too long.

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Haiku #134372

*Tickles you way more*.
     Sauce!!! seedy underbelly
[deleted] Tough Love?

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Haiku #134373

Although I know if
     I paint it grey then it's just
going to scratch off...

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Haiku #134374

just noticed the eyes
     follow my mouse [deleted]
"Want some chocolate, sport?"

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Haiku #134375

It's all good guys, you
     are all blowing this up way
out of proportion.

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Haiku #134376

That being said "when
     to pick" applies to other
games as well. Awkward.

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Haiku #134377

If we go alone
     are we randomly assigned
with other people.

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Haiku #134378

Free admission days
     to most major museums
and artsy places!

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Haiku #134379

I don't have ANY
     I just got here You forgot
the fucking Puffin.

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Haiku #134380

Tracey [deleted]
     At the end of the day they're
both still terrible.

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Haiku #134381

I don't think I can
     be much clearer You bastard,
i thought that was real.

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Haiku #134382

I hadn't noticed
     anything at all until
this conversation.

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Haiku #134383

Sigh.. this is the same
     response I get from every
single one of you.

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Haiku #134384

[deleted] I don't
     see any wheels Although you
are like commas man!

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Haiku #134385

I'd say you all should
     start looking for capable
network engineers.

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Haiku #134386

Damn Lenin and his
     famine, let's bring down some more
statues just in case.

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Haiku #134387

Shit is out of hand.
     Way out of hand. Both sides are
destroying themselves.

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Haiku #134388

If the worst happens,
     it'll suck, but it's by no means
the end of the world.

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Haiku #134389

Sinuous and flowing,
     less a mermaid than a true
creature of the sea.

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Haiku #134390

That literally just
     happened to my girlfriend when
we were out to eat.

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Haiku #134391

But you wouldn't put
     down "Harvard Law School" when you
went to Cooley Law.

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Haiku #134392

You just had to be
     *clever*. So this is about
being *clever*, right?

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Haiku #134393

I'm SO glad I'm not
     alone, but it makes me sad
that you feel this way.

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Haiku #134394

Some people really
     are happy when they can help
others and some aren't.

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Haiku #134395

Fuck! I was going
     to post this if it wasn't
already on here.

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Haiku #134396

All it does is push
     their kids away and make them
hide even more things.

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Haiku #134397

Days wasted in vain?
     Slow shipping, shitty service?
Why not make a change?

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Haiku #134398

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #134399

My dog will watch me
     cook and won't stop no matter
what I say or do.

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Haiku #134400

A relationship
     ought to be measured by more
than its duration.

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Haiku #134401

Better than any
     TV or movies out there,
pure comedic gold.

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Haiku #134402

I own one, but don't
     wear it because it doesn't
go with my outfits.

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Haiku #134403

This call only comes
     in the preaching the gospel
which is turn from sin.

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Haiku #134404

A person's soul has
     absolutely no effect
on their appearance.

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Haiku #134405

On a road trip down
     Baja, I saw those hanging
all over the place.

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Haiku #134406

The police were on
     the wrong side of history, get
that through your head. Please.

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Haiku #134407

The right hand pin is
     the hot, the left hand (larger)
pin is the neutral.

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Haiku #134408

The electric eels
     are evidence enough though.
Well then fix yourself.

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Haiku #134409

You can set these up
     in what is called "auto drip
mode" using cotton.

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Haiku #134410

I know a couple
     folks that swear by them though, check
out the rip trippers.

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Haiku #134411

"Yes, in a good way?"
     I'm watching, great job! I will
consider signing.

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Haiku #134412

Yep, bridge. Heard enough
     complaints to avoid ever
renting form Goldmark.

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Haiku #134413

I am glad you got
     to spend time with your uncle
before he got worse.

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Haiku #134414

Book your appointment
     and tell them it's your first time
(they'll book extra time).

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Haiku #134415

That's the universe
     going online and flipping
you off. Sorry, dude.

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Haiku #134416

Sure everything is
     hectic, but once this game is
over, it's over.

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Haiku #134417

Anyway: How does
     the manual reset work?
I don't understand.

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Haiku #134418

My happiness left.
     I'm at the cemetery
every other day.

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Haiku #134419

The only problem
     there is that it's hard to find
in Small Town, Texas.

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Haiku #134420

I love animals.
     I'm doing okay, but I'm
glad you're going good.

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Haiku #134421

if you approach god
     with no faith that he exists
you will find nothing.

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Haiku #134568

There's so much time left,
     the possibilities are
literally endless.

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Haiku #134569

Actually it does per
     the manual, so maybe
you should check your facts.

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Haiku #134570

I looked everywhere
     when the first version came out,
couldn't find it though.

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Haiku #134571

Setting the mallet
     on fire was a stroke of pure,
unbridled genius.

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Haiku #134572

I always promise
     people I'd give them $10k if
I hit the jackpot.

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Haiku #134573

Thanks for you input.
     How much are you expecting
to receive from it?

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Haiku #134574

Because her auto
     attacks start to hurt, I would
try to keep distance.

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Haiku #134575

Not sure how many
     commercial stations there are,
but it's probably more.

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Haiku #134576

genres of music,
     sports, political talk, news,
other types of talk)?

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Haiku #134577

He's the one who puts
     himself in the position
to make easy kills.

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Haiku #134578

You are literally
     the type of person that gives
this site a bad name.

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Haiku #134579

[deleted] This is
     the result of the social
experiment guys.

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Haiku #134580

When people begin
     to disagree everything
degrades into this.

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Haiku #134581

It shouldn't be, but
     I am still young and pushing
myself up from it.

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Haiku #134582

It was pretty much
     created by people who
didn't like the rules here.

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Haiku #134583

He wants his systems
     to be run like airlines, not
Formula One cars.

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Haiku #134584

WARDS ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
     Don't just build a lot of health,
you need protections.

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Haiku #134585

No real tips on that.
     I'm still kinda fuzzy on
when that should happen.

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Haiku #134587

If not, could you save
     up and do a similar
trip another year?

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Haiku #134588

[deleted] *She hums
     to herself as she wonders
about the village.

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Haiku #134589

But, as a single
     mother she was extremely
brave and courageous.

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Haiku #134590

"Really? Sam, I may
     be insane, I may be mad,
I may be Crazy."

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Haiku #134591

Evans is a good
     player but overrated
by United fans.

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Haiku #134592

[deleted] Transit
     is for getting to and from
where you want to go.

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Haiku #134593

If you were able
     to just push through it, wouldn't
you have already?

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Haiku #134594

Researching these will
     make your characters a lot
more believable.

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Haiku #134595

Brooklyn rage!!! Who is
     Champ? WE'LL FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY!!
Totally lost it.

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Haiku #134596

That was fucking QUICK
     This is why we need to watch
lower rank matches.

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Haiku #134597

You won't get the same
     chaotic twitch chat that is
there during the game.

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Haiku #134598

I had the same thing
     happen to me at a trade
show in New Jersey.

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Haiku #134599

And thus a high score
     indicates you're a very
good spatial thinker.

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Haiku #134600

Anytime I see
     this I laugh Dare I ask what
"abortion style" is??

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Haiku #134601

She's comfortable
     there and that's all that matters
to me, pretty much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134602

Does it hit as hard
     as a Bear Dick to the face?
Sorry, I had to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134603

I often thought I'd
     much rather them given me
out for adoption.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134604

You might be ok
     depending on how deep you're
in the water though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100329

The shorter time seems
     to limit my idiot
teammates shooting them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134605

You are reading strange
     things into it, just to be
contrary, I think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134606

Spaghetti candle?
     I'm not getting it. I don't
want special treatment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134607

Judges letting friends
     off and cops with the power
to lie about shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134608

The community
     can be very supportive,
if you are careful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134609

Try out different brands
     and different component specs
to see what you like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134610

Having done my share
     I really enjoyed Rugby
and Roller Derby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134611

The right man will see
     that and appreciate you
all the more for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134612

It could be ported
     into the game, technically.
Just apply yourself.

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Haiku #134613

I go with comcast,
     I don't even know if it's
the lesser evil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134614

you're in for a treat
     OP Yeah that probably seems like
the way to do it.

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Haiku #134615

I obviously
     never use them for strangers.
But yeah, anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133641

Good Times. Someone want
     to tell me what gun that is?
When did this happen??

Score: 0          

Haiku #134616

[deleted] I think
     he was more listening to her
talk than watching her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134617

Will you marry me
     OP? You're dumb. You think jay z
ghost writes for Nicki?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134618

Are these lakes and streams
     on land owned by PepsiCo?
Are they public lands?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134620

Got a pair I might
     sell and I'm curious what
market value is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134621

OP, I personally
     haven't read the new Swamp Thing
and can't vouch for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134622

Anarchy doesn't
     care if one person doesn't
want it nor many.

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Haiku #134623

Why exactly is
     your profile still up if you're
see on a girl? Yes.....

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Haiku #134624

Do not go. Tell him
     to process it and for him
to have a nice day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134625

There should be a few
     bars with live sets, you won't find
shit in midtown tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134626

He deserves the gold.
     Looks very nice, good work :D
Just through the collar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134627

PAY DA MAN (something
     reasonable) Nobody likes
you op, go away!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134628

Im not a doc or
     anything, but i can give
u some brother help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134629

yeah I think it could
     have been a really funny
concept to explore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134630

The collector is hard
     to get and takes time, the force
fields require maintenance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134631

Only problem is
     sometimes my ceiling flakes when
weight is put on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134632

I was a C TA
     for three years and coded C
at Cisco for three.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134633

It's only whom if
     the action is being done
to her. Nice try though!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134634

Insecurities
     are untold lies that we share
with only ourselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134635

True change doesn't come
     over night, but initial
steps should be taken.

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Haiku #134636

Imagine that. Christ.
     That doesn't mean its a good
long term strategy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134637

If neither party
     consented, then sex wouldn't
even have happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134774

I'm wrapping up some
     programming then passing out,
it's been a long day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134775

Neural tube defects
     are some of the most common
birth defects worldwide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134776

Almost accurate,
     except Brad Pitt is actually
from Oklahoma.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134777

I didn't message her.
     Nobody ever does that.
Especially not me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134778

I knew that this was
     abnormal and borderline
abusive towards me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134779

I live about eight
     blocks away from their Cheney
office, by the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134780

The seed has enough
     energy to grow the pea
until it finds light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134781

Well if you're looking
     to keep everything stock, go
with the pioneer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134782

Really want to hear
     the red call this, and see what
the hand signal is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134783

As you get older,
     you'll be able to expand
the range a bit more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134784

For one thing, nowhere
     does the title mention "vote";
you added that word.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134785

In exchange they don't
     show me ads or data mine
my information.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134786

Goodbye. I love it!
     Because it's their home, their rules
and regulations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134787

Find a gun or two
     in each category you
like and stick with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134788

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134789

As soon as I read
     that an inner focus one
popped out, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134790

Meanwhile leveling alt
     for another faction on
another server.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134791

Why would a girl *not*
     want to give a little head
before having sex!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134792

because people thought
     the price after the halving
will increase a lot.

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Haiku #134793

They are lash inserts
     that have been manufactured
to look like they are..

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Haiku #134794

It's just that people
     took the inch that was given
and then went a mile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134795

I understand why
     my mom wouldn't let us watch
Cow and Chicken now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134796

A wings with cat You
     keep trying to win me over
with this single test.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134797

And have their army
     (most likely brutally) kill
you and your family?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134798

Inner Rage? I think
     this is the most retarded
thing I've seen all week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134799

My last name is peck
     and i tell everyone im
related to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134800

Ask yourself, how will
     the self driving car know where
the snowy road is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134801

Who wants to meet meat?
     Y'all need to talk more it will
be worth it trust me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134802

But, these are all things
     that happen outside of our
own little bubbles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134803

You realize he said
     that rail shooters are fun on
games with light guns right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134804

sorry my daughter
     came and grabbed me and we were
playing im on now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134805

After all, Brits seem
     to think very many jobs
aren't worthy of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134806

The previously
     quiet house was now as loud
as a factory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134807

But we don't extend
     this same right to a person's
business, and we should.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134808

Good luck. It may not
     be pleasant but it will sure
be satisfying!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134809

My best advice is,
     you have all these friends making
sure they're around now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134810

-Dr. Suess But it will
     be a while so be patient.
[deleted] No doubt!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134811

But then how can you
     say that the person you are
with is the greatest?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134812

Awesome idea.
     I believe so. We just need
to spam the right one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134813

Your lack of belief
     does not cause you to assume
the burden of proof.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134814

I seem to recall
     one simply titled "Rhino
in Repose." Tubes tied?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134815

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134816

If you don't have much
     unlocked, then that's usually
why you're getting kicked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134817

how do you even
     farm that many belongings?
Does that surprise you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134818

But the bodies were
     all released to the parents
after autopsy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134819

There is literally
     no discussion on any
value in that thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134820

i wish there were more
     competition in high speed
internet access.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134821

You're pretty much fucked
     if you die up north and want
to get your loot back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134822

That'll require down
     sampling and doing more work,
this causing slowness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134823

Can you give some more
     explanation on what are
you doing for ink?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134824

You can say "Yes, that's
     my number, but I didn't send
those text messages".

Score: 0          

Haiku #134826

That's why I'm confused;
     I'm horny, try and fuck, but
then it just goes soft.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134827

Such a great scene though.
     Better than finding debris
in your beard later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134828

Jesus fucking christ.
     If I got to suck you off,
I could die happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134830

You know some people
     are in vegetative states
out there. How dare you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134832

I'm not sure yet what
     else could cause an error, or
if that will fix it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134833

If the management
     want some cloud, let them do it.
Don't stand in the way!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134834

Maybe it's close by
     last years rule, but not at all
with this years rulebook.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134835

I'm finding myself
     saving more money by not
visiting that sub.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134836

Well, I mean, you want
     to date the kind if women
who have choices, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134837

Golden MAd Bomber!
     Do you have the same problem
with coconut fat?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134838

Should I be worried
     about getting pulled over
here in Iowa?

Score: 0          

Haiku #134839

If he thought you were
     standing too close to the wall,
he'd ask you to move.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134840

If you plan to play
     any real amount, it's well
worth it. Holy shit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #134841

I would not drink green
     piss in a can, I would not
drink piss Sam I am.

Score: 0          


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