Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #212260

This helped get the PACE
     and Sony shows and also
helped with other things.

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Haiku #212261

He'll get extended
     and his cap hit for this year
will be restructured.

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Haiku #212262

I spend half my time
     mixing and matching armor
pieces and colors.

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Haiku #212263

You may get lucky
     and find an artist who inks
(the blacks) his own work.

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Haiku #212264

Well, I'm going off
     the assumption that type is
innate and can't change.

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Haiku #212265

You still have a job
     because your boss doesn't know
you slack off so much.

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Haiku #212266

It definitely
     seems like a ridiculous
made up statistic.

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Haiku #212267

All that hype for draft
     day sounds kinda exciting
Thanks for the feedback!

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Haiku #212269

Were there *not* other
     predictions saying we were
*already* "locked in"?

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Haiku #212270

I think you're reaching,
     personally, but whatever.
Subjective blah blah.

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Haiku #212271

But this is perfect.
     I've been both angry bender
and dumb fry today.

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Haiku #212272

There's no disruption,
     damage, interference, or
unauthorized use.

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Haiku #212273

Snatching the ball from
     the man who should be leading
the team is foolish.

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Haiku #212274

The risks are lower
     for a player that hasn't
been hurt in three years.

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Haiku #212275

Ok, but why are
     you defending mass murder,
but not drug smuggling?

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Haiku #212276

It's filled with fat white
     people that get pissed if you
don't like what they like.

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Haiku #212277

That's exactly what
     I've been saying the whole time.
Closing hand actually.

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Haiku #212278

Would have been even
     more interesting if just one
shot, but still, not bad.

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Haiku #212279

Pre computer days.
     So off to the hardware store
we go. I'm driving.

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Haiku #212281

Good to know Never
     slept with a stranger but it's
on my bucket list.

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Haiku #212282

Who cares? Bath water
     is supposed to be dirty
after you use it.

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Haiku #212283

I bet they are black
     though from how rich it runs when
this problem occurs.

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Haiku #212284

I value substance
     over style and you value
style over substance.

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Haiku #212285

I got a big Cross!"
     I'm so fresh I got my Prayer
beads from Hugo Boss.

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Haiku #212286

I mean, there I things
     I don't clean well, but I know
I don't clean them well.

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Haiku #212287

Yeah, I still listen
     to some of the older ones
every now and then.

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Haiku #212288

Some of the other
     queens seem too cool for the room
and can't be bothered.

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Haiku #212289

It's pretty old, but
     the principles and topics
discussed still apply.

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Haiku #212290

Did you just not want
     to deal with your SO, or were
you looking to flirt?

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Haiku #212291

We don't tell children
     were meat comes from, but it still
starts with a killing.

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Haiku #212292

Cook an onion or
     some scallion or leek in some
butter until soft.

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Haiku #212293

If u get the chance,
     can be on for the next few
hours So... Not this guy?

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Haiku #212294

They have way fewer
     characters, and only one
family to speak of.

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Haiku #212295

They just had a big
     portion of their team axed less
than a week ago.

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Haiku #212296

Lucas' thought bubble:
     "I can't believe she agreed
to wear this outfit!

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Haiku #212297

Not quite so well known
     that other places are just
as fine about it.

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Haiku #212298

Interesting to see
     how weekly matchmaking is
put into effect.

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Haiku #212299

*Your turn. He surges
     forwards and throws a monster
right hook at your head.

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Haiku #212300

more like free to lamp
     They'll need the fat to keep warm
in certain places.

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Haiku #212301

Pay your workers first.
     Then give. In the words of Clyde
"I like it!" Yes please!

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Haiku #212302

No matter how good
     the care is, they lose so much
quality of life.

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Haiku #212303

Abolitionists
     were biblical Christians, those
that effected change.

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Haiku #212378

I'm very much not
     looking forward to having
to build these guys though.

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Haiku #212379

But, every morning,
     I throw on some clothes and step
outside and light up.

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Haiku #212380

Salmons to Phoenix
     The touchdown celebrations
are woeful this year.

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Haiku #212381

What do you suggest?
     Lakers managed to resist
temptation, great job.

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Haiku #212382

Running really gets
     some hormones going when you
push your own limits.

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Haiku #212383

I have friends that live
     in Big Lake which I don't think
is too far from you.

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Haiku #212384

Flying when it is
     raining would be fucking cold
because of the wind.

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Haiku #212385

At the very least,
     I think there has got to be
some added risk there.

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Haiku #212386

Then on top of that,
     apply shea butter (again,
including your face).

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Haiku #212387

Good luck with it all.
     Inter defended like shit
as per usual.

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Haiku #212388

On days where it's hot,
     I usually have to wait
till night to begin.

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Haiku #212389

Hero power is
     the worst in arena due
to no board impact.

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Haiku #212390

They probably look out
     for the customer more than
any other bank.

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Haiku #212391

It isn't about
     interest in this case it is
about the tax rate.

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Haiku #212392

Blasphemy! There is
     no such concept when it comes
to such lovely breast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212394

Is taking a piss
     really that intense that you
need a handle, OP?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212395

Any suggestions
     on themes or mechanisms
that you guys enjoy?

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Haiku #212396

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #212397

It's supposed to make
     Bronze Age sheep herders conform
to authority.

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Haiku #212399

Vincent was clearly
     the lead in most of their scenes
together as well.

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Haiku #212400

The horse was also
     unimpressed Damn and you made
that all on your own?

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Haiku #212401

You can't shit on their
     opinion, that's what you are
asking for. Huh, TIL.

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Haiku #212402

I sneeze down my shirt.
     You can't beat Jesus into
people with a cloud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212403

I love him dearly,
     but I don't need to see his
internal organs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212404

Flashing is really
     easy so I won't bother
going into that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212405

Most Nickel that is
     produced in stars, Ni-56, beta
decays into Fe-56.

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Haiku #212406

What you need to do
     is get your facts straight before
calling someone out.

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Haiku #212407

When im not able
     to build, I could rely on
my friends doing it.

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Haiku #212408

When men and women
     are being harassed they are
equally victims.

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Haiku #212409

Took you long enough.
     By the way, why didn't you guys
just win it last year?

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Haiku #212410

A simple test would
     be, post on kia "have you
harassed AS today?

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Haiku #212411

I like reading text
     reviews, but only of games
I already own.

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Haiku #212412

Its getting harder
     and harder for me to be
friendly in this game.

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Haiku #212413

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #212414

Good luck finding help!
     It makes a world of difference.
Manly tears, of course.

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Haiku #212415

And I like carving
     for initial runs because
I'm also lazy.

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Haiku #212416

And if you feel like
     you want to buy something, you
can do what I do.

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Haiku #212417

So you don't think you
     should treat people the way you
want to be treated?

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Haiku #247065

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #212419

They are just making
     you feel good without actually
helping anything.

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Haiku #212420

Reminds me of some
     old PlayStation games I used
to play as a kid.

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Haiku #212421

I plan to call them
     anonymously and ask
though just to be safe.

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Haiku #212422

Pretty messed up stuff.
     Wish I could remember where
the story came from.

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Haiku #212427

Am I the only
     one that continually tried
to replicate this?

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Haiku #212428

So, I guess the real
     question is, what do you want
to use Python for?

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Haiku #212429

I've never seen him
     before, this is pretty cool!
Upgrade exotics?

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Haiku #212430

Either way, I'm not
     disagreeing with you, just
expanding on that.

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Haiku #212431

We thought he'd be good
     but nobody can predict
injuries really.

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Haiku #212432

But we'll soon find out
     by seeing how many picks
we have this summer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212433

Maybe you got down
     voted because people think
you shadow banned him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212434

Comparing history
     to today is a futile
activity dude.

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Haiku #212435

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #212436

I'm sure there will be
     fewer shootings like Paris
and Copenhagen.

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Haiku #212437

It is extremely
     hard to reliably hit
AI with massive WE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212438

On the bright side, now
     you have a second father
and a new brother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212439

We can do this one
     at a time or both at once,
just message me back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212440

I'm looking forward
     to your release and will wait
patiently for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212441

Lowering dating
     expectations or simply
taking things slower?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212442

It fucked all logic
     out the window even by
Key Magic standards.

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Haiku #212443

ahh that makes more sense
     She was trapped in the pantry
by a psychopath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212444

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212445

In that case, she can
     open her own fucking doors.
received and sent. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212446

I hate seeing stuff
     like that on the internet
You son of a bitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212447

You did a great job,
     and I hope that you decide
to write more for us!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212448

Your legs per rift will
     be lower but your legs per
hour will be higher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212449

Just don't touch your mouth,
     eyes or genitals except
with freshly washed hands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212450

I think Klopp is still
     in Dortmund next year, barring
another collapse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212451

It just so happens
     that she went to the exact
school that I turned down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212452

That got onto his
     nerve and starting to form their
jerking circle now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212453

it also depends
     how much detail you want on
the finished product.

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Haiku #212595

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212596

Like all professions
     the majority are real
good at what they do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212597

Fuck it I don't know.
     I've heard that width and girth are
important as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212599

Try it with cabbage.
     Wow! Even better the next
day in a salad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212600

It does feel like rock
     bottom, but there are options
for treatment and help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212601

Dude, it's not going
     to come out any time soon.
You're welcome. Have fun!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212602

You're too focussed on
     your own point to get the point
others are making.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212603

This is my first time
     watching a season live (ish).
I binged the first two.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212604

Even though it's not
     real bird spit, this goes the same
for shark fin soup too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212605

Guess now I know how
     long its been since we I've been
to that area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212606

I had a guy pull
     up to me and a few friends
in a big white van.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212607

Detroit Flint Lansing
     More of a fuck buddy than
some gal from Tinder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212608

They suck to run in.
     You might feel the same, and sweat
pants are pretty great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212609

[deleted] Ahh, missed
     that you already hit up
Mclean! Whoops! Sky High?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212610

I wish they had spelled
     'through' properly. It's a school.
I was surprised, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212611

i personally thought
     that the girl who books were crap,
terribly written.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212612

The thing had a white
     kind of root system digging
into my belly!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212613

I have already
     warned you that you need to drop
this discussion here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212614

Gotta love disney)
     Thanks! Well, with anything you
can over do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212615

I have pretty much
     had this issue since the 1st
month i have had it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212616

While meat grinder is
     very close, I think they are
technically food mills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212618

Good luck. Hey, I like
     Snowflake. Finding my deceased
mother in her home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212619

The emotional
     parts of the movie were not
very compelling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212620

Volunteer unpaid
     armies that look well fed &
physically well trained.

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Haiku #212621

A.) or B.)? I like
     to pack it in my gums like
chewing tobacco.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212622

We don't take kindly
     to those who don't take kindly
to others round here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212623

lol, first two
     sentences were constructive,
the rest somewhat cruel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212624

During the weekdays
     practice like crazy and watch
all the videos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212625

I like the 1-quart size
     because it's good for one meal
when you defrost it.

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Haiku #212626

I'll take that to mean
     that you could spend a decent
amount on the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212627

i figure there could
     be women there that might be
more traditional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212628

It looks good right now,
     but is probably a pain when
eating and what not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212629

Some days I go all
     out, and others I'm lucky
to match, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212631

[deleted] I think
     the issue isn't a war
between East and West.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212632

It has some real good
     advise and practical tips
you don't often hear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212633

That out of the way,
     accountability is
very much needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212634

Wonder why Kobe
     has been buttering Westbrook
up so much lately?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212635

LOL I laughed
     real good at this. Thankyou Front.
Page. Material.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212636

Even in a big
     city you could be SOL if
you don't have connects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212637

Apparently, dry
     humor is not everyone's
cup of tea... Shocker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212638

You mean a long fly.
     Right? You didn't actually.. walk? Yeah,
Winter Bash Crotch worms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212639

The example you're
     listing is neither science
nor proving i'm wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212640

Who needs to really
     learn about great composers
when you have a wand?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212641

They have such a tight
     knit community, they can
survive on English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212642

It's not bad at all.
     It smells terrible but taste
wise it's mild tasting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212643

The only one lord
     Dome is waiting in fossil.
Absolutely this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212644

I'm sure another
     isn't far off (now that I've
discovered this sub)!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212645

It's like saying, "don't
     worry, all you've gotta do
is have your mind blown".

Score: 0          

Haiku #212646

My family thinks I'm
     the oddest duck in the pond.
Use that pussy soap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212647

this guy's college costs
     are about to be paid for.
I remember it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212648

The dust on the floor
     opposite the chair seems to be
disturbed as well. Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212649

She chose "In My Life"
     to be the song for our first
dance at the wedding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212650

When my phone is locked
     now it uses almost no
battery at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212651

This is about styles.
     The last couple of fights, Jones
has been hit alot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212652

A number of drinks
     into night one and a dark
secret is revealed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212653

I believe it was
     slightly cheaper separately
than the full kit price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212654

There was a guide on
     here on how to change things, but
was a load of nonce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212655

He unlocked Cabot
     on day-1 and almost always
plays him or Abe. True.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212656

I just wish they made
     the ones with wrist protectors
in them for toddlers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212657

What it does is bend
     back and then I can "snap" back
to normal again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212658

I love fairies, but
     without evidence, it would
be wrong to believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212659

Most likely not first
     ballot, but he makes it in.
This beat is too smooth...

Score: 0          

Haiku #212660

Players have different
     roles on different teams so stats
can be misleading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212661

That is interesting,
     as I don't currently do
any of those things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212662

Yeah, I'm in getting
     leaner mode, trying to turn back
the clock a decade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212663

I have a few you
     can have for free, providing
you pay the shipping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212664

i see two starting
     points and neither of them start
at the top of mt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212665

i was expecting
     something crazy, but i think
you are very cute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212811

Yeah why don't they go
     post some comments saying "cry
more" that'll show 'em!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212812

OK, but it will
     take me some time, because there
is a lot of it.

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Haiku #212813

They aren't for you, they're
     for all the other people
you are trying to dupe.

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Haiku #212814

I'm the teacher's pet
     and I've built up a really
good reputation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212815

God (if you believe
     there is one) gave your family
access to healthcare.

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Haiku #212816

When on business trips
     I drink in my room before
and after dinner.

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Haiku #212817

It's a way to get
     fit, have done fun, push myself,
and meditation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212818

Male models don't skew
     any more realistic
than female models.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212819

I've got you added!
     There's implications from Hulk2003
that are part of Hulk2008.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212820

[deleted] The top
     menu & banner are blank..
Went from cute to hot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212821

Not great for mobile
     5's but he did great against
traditional bigs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212822

In the little search
     bar, just search for "[game name] gift",
and it should show up.

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Haiku #212823

Just hand it over"
     Logs off Pretty sure this has
been posted before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212824

Amongst your finest
     work are those with references
to classical art.

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Haiku #212825

Was annoyed after
     the third cast and turned on short
cast animations.

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Haiku #212826

[deleted] yea right
     when it happened it was just
so much to take in.

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Haiku #212827

I've always wanted
     to ask, but when do you know
you've beat depression?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212828

It definitely
     looks better on a wrist than
on a white background.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212829

Stock up on heavy
     ammo, get your super up,
and go take them down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212830

I don't believe it's
     refurbished [deleted] id
on the first item?

Score: 0          

Haiku #212831

Now I feel confused
     and like a weird kind of sad?
Not sure what it is.

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