Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #189009

I'm still here to fight.
     But for me, it will always
remain an option.

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Haiku #189010

We make these people
     burdens on society
for life what is this?

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Haiku #189011

Some random dude comes
     up to him and grabs him while
he's trying to perform.

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Haiku #189012

The really sad part
     is that he's a senator
from Oklahoma.

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Haiku #189013

Girlfriend, yes sometimes,
     and correct, it's not about
dominating me.

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Haiku #189014

It's awesome! I tried
     making cake pops but they didn't
come out very well.

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Haiku #189015

Maybe their parents
     were both adopted at birth
by Irish couples.

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Haiku #189016

Not giving a fuck
     about how much is coming
out of someone's mouth.

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Haiku #189017

I have personally
     never really taken move
speed into account.

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Haiku #189018

So that we don't need
     to rewrite it every week.
We can do specials.

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Haiku #189019

I was on the road
     by 5am just as the sun was
start to light the sky.

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Haiku #189020

I hope there is more
     to this than just sitting there
and watching them play.

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Haiku #189021

Look at my state where
     more kids will finally get
access to preschool.

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Haiku #189022

Easily enough
     for a mobility deck
to close out the game.

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Haiku #189023

If it's terrible
     information, we will rip
into it with glee!

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Haiku #189025

When I was a child,
     i almost got one of these
straight up in the face.

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Haiku #189026

So are you saying
     compounding over the long
term is the issue?

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Haiku #189027

I set the coffee
     down on the headboard, kiss her
arm, and close the door.

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Haiku #189028

So yes, it's probably
     common knowledge that he won't
repeat that again.

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Haiku #189029

In the summertime
     my boyfriend usually drives
when we go places.

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Haiku #189030

Apes have the same teeth
     and very, very rarely
if ever eat meat.

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Haiku #189031

Find out what you can
     get for the trade in and then
how much cash you have.

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Haiku #189032

I think you'll be fine
     as long as your not a fence
jumper Exactly...

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Haiku #189033

Instead of clicking
     NEXT however, I'm actually
showing you what's next.

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Haiku #189034

Eat keto and if
     asked say you are avoiding
starches and sugars.

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Haiku #189035

After the boring
     1980's I would argue the 1990's
had better music.

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Haiku #189036

Is the guest account
     completely separate plex log
in and everything?

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Haiku #189037

What specifically
     are they doing that you feel
is actionable?

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Haiku #189038

It's really novel
     to think you can move water
through big pipes like that.

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Haiku #189039

Mission accomplished.
     You can go back to your home
under the bridge now.

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Haiku #189040

They are people from
     Florida Most of the time.
[deleted] Salt much?

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Haiku #189180

How do you like it?
     I've been wanting to get one
as a food prep knife.

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Haiku #189181

No shave November
     is something EVERYONE can
participate in.

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Haiku #189182

Can you copy paste
     what's in your description box
into a comment?

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Haiku #189183

No matter how far
     away I am when I walk
by it I get stuck.

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Haiku #189184

That is not the rule
     anymore and hasn't been
for literally years.

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Haiku #189185

Out here they're required
     to tag any house that is
even inspected.

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Haiku #189187

And that's why it's still
     little old ladies working
the voting stations.

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Haiku #189188

And it doesn't look
     like her kids were harmed by not
watching it, either.

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Haiku #189189

It's fast paced and there
     are no maps right now I can
say I hate. Welcome!!

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Haiku #189190

Welcome!! They get used
     up pretty fast when you start
slinging them around.

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Haiku #189191

My sister asked me
     who Queen was the other day
and I almost cried.

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Haiku #189192

Also remember
     that delicious honey is
actually bee vomit.

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Haiku #189193

If I were you, I'd
     leave now on the grounds that you're
not compatible.

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Haiku #189194

This can be safety
     hazard for kids who ride their
bikes or walk to school.

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Haiku #189195

with that being said,
     if you are 1st with most points...
what is your concern?

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Haiku #189196

So in most cases
     people will go with the 270X
because it's cheaper.

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Haiku #189197

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #189198

Nice, I know that feel.
     I'm just citing a resource
that provides a fact.

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Haiku #189199

If you can provide
     something more reputable,
good for you. Chill out.

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Haiku #189200

It's good timing too,
     because this sub has BLOWN up
over the last year.

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Haiku #189201

I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!
     But I don't think my heart can
take it anymore.

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Haiku #189202

Well, then they should try
     to pass legislation then,
not get a free pass.

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Haiku #189203

So... Yeah. OPs probably
     just waking up and still thinks
he smoked that last night.

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Haiku #189204

Not saying what you're
     saying is untrue, it's just
really surprising.

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Haiku #189205

Wore a black armband
     with a ghostbusters logo
patch the week he died.

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Haiku #189206

It's entirely
     possible you're just locking
yourself in with one.

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Haiku #189207

The rest of the world
     doesn't know what gamer gate
is, or rightly cares.

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Haiku #189208

It's funny because
     the dwarf commoner route paints
the opposite picture.

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Haiku #189209

First off, the screen is
     built by someone else, Apple
just buys it from them.

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Haiku #189210

I wonder if there
     are rules about how they're are
supposed to tell you?

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Haiku #189211

And an alarming
     number of guys try and reach
out and touch it. No!

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Haiku #189212

The lining up front
     folds a bit on the edges
and I don't like that.

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Haiku #189213

This restriction is
     not about health data its
about all data.

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Haiku #189214

/groan I'll be really
     surprised if this is a thing.
Surely he has learnt.

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Haiku #189215

But if you could join
     the military, what branch
and job would you chose?

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Haiku #189216

My cardio is
     pitiful, but I have been
running on off days.

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Haiku #189217

C'mon people, there
     weren't even any REAL NAMES
in the article.

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Haiku #189218

Also, now probably
     isn't the best time to make
your post anyway.

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Haiku #189219

I'd happily break
     up with him just for that if
he refused to stop.

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Haiku #189220

Thank you! I avoid
     Starbucks cause their coffee sucks,
I'm a coffee snob.

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Haiku #189221

I put the image
     there (with the phone number blacked
out) for this reason.

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Haiku #189222

For text posts, this can
     be done in the title or
body of the post.

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Haiku #189223

It's very likely
     that they're already moving
in that direction.

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Haiku #189224

I hope his site does
     better though, I've heard they are
having a rough launch.

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Haiku #189225

Hopefully this post
     will be updated over
the next couple days.

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Haiku #189226

If your interested
     in playing with us in clan
wars, you could join us.

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Haiku #189227

It also kinda
     worries me about how you
worded your comment.

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Haiku #189228

Ask your local store
     about the change it happened
very recently.

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Haiku #189229

He just can't dash through
     minions and champs to dodge things
and build a free shield.

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Haiku #189230

A similar thing
     happens in the house, I think.
The perfect reply.

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Haiku #189231

Thanks again! to hear
     better I'd guess... Just read it.
I really liked it.

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Haiku #189233

Just own it. You're out
     there trying to enjoy yourself.
Be a good teammate.

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Haiku #189234

You could do it, but
     someone has to pay to keep
all the tubes in check.

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Haiku #189235

How do you know this?
     My experience tells me
the exact opposite.

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Haiku #189236

You might be correct
     re Gorge Galloway who is
honest about it.

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Haiku #189237

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #189238

all those are valid
     definitions of the word,
not just the first one.

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Haiku #189239

I think at this point
     the entire argument
is just semantics.

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Haiku #189240

That is a better
     deal than anything you will
get for black friday.

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Haiku #189241

Otherwise, you might
     have difficulty finding
someone to play with.

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Haiku #189242

I don't think that is
     why he is crying, I think
those are tears of joy.

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Haiku #189243

Edit: I see you've
     said in other comments you'd
like the Falcons. Thanks!

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Haiku #189244

So being Scottish
     or of Scottish descendant
is unfortunate?

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Haiku #189245

My doctor never
     mentioned that maybe I should
try a different tea!

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Haiku #189246

I think in certain
     situations, they probably
swap in the rankings.

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Haiku #189247

what I don't like is
     when people tell them they should
be ok with that.

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Haiku #189248

I think that this will
     be difficult but nothing
I can't get over.

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Haiku #189249

The problem is, friend,
     the system is corrupted
and just doesn't work.

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Haiku #189250

As for your other
     issues, this may be a more
serious problem.

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Haiku #189324

Yes, absolutely!
     In fact, check out the second
wave of black metal.

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Haiku #189325

She put the rose gold
     over that and I couldn't
have been happier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189326

I put the antlers
     in my dogs mouth while taking
the bad objects out.

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Haiku #189327

Seems to me like it's
     the Canadians who are
behind on the times.

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Haiku #189328

It's his comments when
     he got traded that made me
go burn his jersey.

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Haiku #189329

Post: Photo was cropped
     and a few minor color
corrections were made.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189330

define evil Why
     Ooze instead of Harrison?
Being forgotten.

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Haiku #189331

And we didn't have car,
     no public transportation,
neither mobile phones.

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Haiku #189332

I think the reference
     coolers are the best looking
ones on the market.

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Haiku #189333

On the same note, V8.
     So healthy. So disgusting.
Like drinking foot sweat.

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Haiku #189334

It doesn't matter
     how good the game is, or how
well balanced it is.

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Haiku #189335

The guy literally
     has a winter coat growing
out of his body.

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Haiku #189336

I'm also a huge
     fan of Nottingham, even
though it's a dry yeast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189337

I went in because
     my steering wheel was shaking
when I hit the brakes.

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Haiku #189338

Radio silence
     only works if she has some
attraction to you.

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Haiku #189339

Make sure the sled is
     clutched for our elevation
above sea level.

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Haiku #189340

And lets not forget
     who keeps the lot stocked with all
the heady product.

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Haiku #189341

Particularly
     when you don't even mention
the name of the school.

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Haiku #189342

Hi. I may not get
     to read every word now, but
you travel with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189343

Oh yeah!! I SEE IT!
     [deleted] It should, I am
in South Africa.

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Haiku #189344

Sure, it's still a good
     burger, but the menu said
there would be bacon.

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Haiku #189345

Really, everywhere
     I've read, people are saying
you can't He's not wrong.

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Haiku #189346

Modern men are pigs,
     he should have carried both her
AND the umbrella.

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Haiku #189347

I've been randomly
     tested once since I left tech
school four years ago.

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Haiku #189348

I don't always plan
     on going to the grocery
store before I do.

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Haiku #189349

Yeah, but what would you
     do with a chopped up kidney
on the black market?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189350

Thank the lord. It went
     from sebring to miata
cardio is fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189351

It went from sebring
     to miata cardio
is fine. Just eat MORE!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189352

Thanks. I thought he like
     rapped etc on stream?
or is that not him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189353

I've had a couple
     in my life, one in college
and one in my 20's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189354

I was merely trying
     to address problems that OP
was worried about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189355

They will try to blame
     their mistakes on you for their
own security.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189356

I don't even like
     if my boyfriend and his friends
bring along new girls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189357

You have done something
     so truly remarkable
on many levels!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189358

Everything will be
     very small, but if that floats
your boat, go for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189359

Maybe *bigger*. Christ,
     even our discoveries
at CERN have been *big*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189360

Ryan has higher
     upside but had some dud games.
Nothing would happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189361

One big enough might
     wipe the humanity but
the planets won't care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189362

For the time being,
     just do what you can that you're
comfortable with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189363

I know I'm weird, but
     I like suits. Awesome haircut.
You're a handsome guy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189364

Not sure if people
     around here have seen this or
are aware of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189365

I think my type is
     O-, so it would really help
people if I could.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189366

If this were true, there
     wouldn't be any men who
commit to their mates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189367

Once again it is
     proven that America
is a fucked up place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189368

The number of craft
     breweries in the US alone
is skyrocketing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189369

I thought I noted
     that in the OP, but I guess
I forgot... My bad!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189370

I can't "freely do
     damage" any more than when
I fight it alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189371

Even when my mom
     and I would talk she only
talks about herself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189372

I've never bought one
     in a glass bottle, i think
I'd like to try some.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189373

I'm actually not sure.
     It was a reply comment
on a tattoo page.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189374

Is she cheating? Yes.
     The receipt for condoms are
pretty solid proof.

Score: 0          

Haiku #188267

This is a nightly
     release channel which has not
been tested or used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189375

Whatever interests
     you to read, will interest you
to make films about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189376

Oh, that's not a fact.
     I think he's objectively
bad in the long run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189377

She said walk, if you
     can't or it gives you pain get
to the hospital.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189378

I guess it depends
     how medieval and grim you
want your game to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189379

I still am in touch
     with my emotions way more
than when I started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189380

Especially when it's
     hard to get funds in a more
traditional way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189382

So did I. Do you
     have a link to this picture?
[deleted] Same here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189383

Or maybe you think
     replacing a government
wouldn't require arms?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189384

This was just the first
     thing that came to mind reading
your situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189385

His alibi checked
     out, because he said he was
at work at the mall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189386

Damn, I thought this sub
     was getting crazy enough
over this topic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189387

Die alot faster
     in strife and that can take some
time getting use to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189388

I don't have the tools
     or space to really tackle
cable replacement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189389

The wellness center
     covers a lot of the costs
for you, I believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189390

I still love Steam though.
     You mean ridiculously
tasty legs and eggs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189391

Hope she didn't get sick
     [deleted] I bought one on
Amazon last week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189392

However OP did
     not say what his religion
defined the meek as.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189393

I'll miss this more then
     I realize and I hope you
guys all recover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189536

The mana isn't
     that bad, but the exalted
triggers are missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189537

Omg, you guys
     haven't sent me the secret
handshake instructions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189538

The decision was
     stupid because there was no
possible upside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189539

Your literal dreams
     seem cool too, but who doesn't
like wood furniture?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189540

Get stronger via
     weight lifting in addition
to doing pushups.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189541

The animation.
     It looks like it is smaller
then it actually is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189542

Didn't really know what
     to use them for so I just
had then stored away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189543

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189544

I'm in a mostly
     carpeted apartment, no
pets, little traffic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189545

Thank you!!!!! Uh oh, sounds
     like someone's taking intro
to philosophy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189546

The other filter
     can be blown out with canned air
or simply replaced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189547

It's something people
     do so they don't go insane
and kill everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #188002

You are correct High
     pop go to a big city.
Its a no brainer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189548

Everything looked good.
     Right up until we needed
to run a restore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189549

it always waits till
     your comfortable to come
undone Medium?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189550

So why would you not
     at least give McCown a shot
to redeem himself?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189551

It was sheer terror
     and lack of control over
my situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189552

Do you look pregnant?
     As in, do people notice
you are pregnant? Yes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189553

[deleted] Correct
     I understand that and what
I was explaining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189554

Assuming that's right,
     can he change those people out
whenever he wants?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189555

The remaining spots
     are up to you, and really
don't matter a ton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189556

Being guided by
     reason, not emotion, is
my basic mindset.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155141

Do you remember
     this momentous moment, too?
Oh no I missed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189557

It would be also
     cool to reach out to maybe
the cast of the film.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189558

That'll help give some
     perspective into travel
expenses for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189559

Plus, the astronauts
     don't even have gravity
pulling them downwards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189560

More benefits may
     be forthcoming, hard to say.
What? Oh, didn't you know?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189561

Or with a towel, but
     wouldn't the towel get soaked by
the falling water?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189562

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189563

This formula is
     interesting and doesn't use
inflated numbers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189564

This was reported
     by more than just Windy, way
more than just Windy.

Score: 0          


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