Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #184931

Have fun with it. :P
     Already in it. You did
not need to reply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184932

I don't know. I am
     sure I will still like it, these
were just my two cents.

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Haiku #184933

He isn't saying
     that therefore the animal
was *never* captured.

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Haiku #184934

I really don't see
     how this is the big problem
you want it to be.

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Haiku #184935

They've since clarified
     to explain it's the final
version of the game.

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Haiku #184936

Need to wear less clothes.
     For our sake, not yours. :-D Thank
you for the details.

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Haiku #184937

After these sessions,
     ED will publish proposed rules
for public comment.

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Haiku #184938

He needs to use this!
     When you finished it did you
say terrorist win?

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Haiku #184939

Lots of dollar store
     items can be modified
to help with a build.

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Haiku #184941

If you're interested
     in a trade, I'd expect cash
added on by you.

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Haiku #184942

[deleted] I just
     can't figure out how this is
still confusing you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184943

It tells you very
     little about the person
you are actually with.

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Haiku #184944

High highs, and low lows,
     but we work our asses off
to make it happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184945

Kid, you're a complete
     loser if you think Adolf
Hitler is funny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184946

Any company
     or product specifically?
[deleted] Peppy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #184947

Most people agree
     that rushing your beam weapons
is the way to go.

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Haiku #184948

Dealing with them can
     be much less painful if you
know a few tricks though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184949

And if the kid was
     there with her, why didn't they just
let her use their phone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #184950

If the kitten gets
     any quieter, I would
take it to the ER.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184951

Alright, to start, its
     not being spread by "the right"
or "conservatives".

Score: 0          

Haiku #184952

I am now *alone*
     suffering my mother's abuse
and insanity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184953

they age like fine wine
     My buddy and I can't play
together either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184954

Naturally the next
     day they both went to the pet
store and bought one each.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184955

Most people don't read
     further than the media
about things like this.

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Haiku #184956

But is it going
     to be around for longer
than a month this time?

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Haiku #184957

Well at least it didn't
     drop in the toilet while you
were taking a dump.

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Haiku #184958

That's a strong word, but
     I do like it. It makes me
think of days gone by.

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Haiku #184959

You are free to do
     what you want and I am free
to respond. The. Mom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184960

The important thing
     to remember is that there's
no reason to rush.

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Haiku #184961

*To* the World Series?
     Yes, the Rockies. That picture
missed a few of them.

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Haiku #184962

Taxes will go up,
     causing people to spend less,
earn less, and taxed less.

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Haiku #184963

Anyways, I am
     glad to hear that somebody
else had the same though!

Score: 0          

Haiku #184964

i suggest staying
     with a friend for a little
bit, Someone you trust.

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Haiku #184965

i'm online right now
     [deleted] Doesn't really
answer my question.

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Haiku #184966

How many times has
     the house brought this up for vote
and failed miserably?

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Haiku #184967

I will be reading
     this for sure I already
know this. Do I care?

Score: 0          

Haiku #184968

Except for the fact
     that didn't happen as you can
see in the pictures.

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Haiku #184969

Add in insurance
     and taxes and you'll be up
close to probably 2300/mo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184970

And origin is
     still immensely behind Steam
on so many fronts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184971

Yea cloud revenue
     is close to zero compared
to their retail stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184972

[deleted] They might
     as well be, considering
how few OP has seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184973

\*slow clap\* You just made
     the best hypocritical
argument ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184974

baby steps mane Did
     i say any of those things
WERE professional?

Score: 0          

Haiku #184975

Friday is Friday.
     Thursday is almost Friday.
Wednesday is hump day.

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Haiku #184976

Thursday is almost
     Friday. Wednesday is hump day.
Tuesday has nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184977

It certainly is
     different, I just can't stand all
the for the horde love.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184978

If this removal
     was in error, please message
the moderators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184979

Sometimes I don't buy
     any clothes and spend it on
makeup instead, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185050

Not lone wanderers
     You are gonna get some weird
suggestions, my friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185051

Appreciate this,
     it's painful to see SO much
talent get wasted.

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Haiku #185052

Sorry buddy it's
     hard to understand context
and shit over text.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185053

*Jack, still a little
     out of it from his attack,
tries shaking off his....

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Haiku #185054

Unless we're talking
     about reviewing. Then yes.
Very new. Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185055

[deleted] Depends
     on the nature of the job
and the location.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185056

Ask the average KISS
     fan if they like Slade and you
mostly get blank stares.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185057

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185058

Unfortunately,
     the Park and Ride does not show
any routes to Taos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185059

The fear when I came
     back that route was amazing
I would walk away...

Score: 0          

Haiku #185060

They help me with things
     that I'm struggling with, which is
my whole life right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185061

A few of the links
     online say Travis Scott It's
explained better [here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185062

The infrastructure
     in some areas can be
really really bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185063

The only person
     who can pull off that name is
Billy Bob Thornton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185064

That courtyard is where
     I quit. Lower levels are
completely fucked up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185065

Is there any way
     to tell if the drives were striped
or if they were spanned?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185066

Honestly it's just
     school so no one will really
care about dress shoes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185067

I don't understand
     why he wouldn't play the C
with Stat on the floor?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185068

Can you elaborate
     with specific examples?
I'd like to see that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185069

You have to account
     for how much pressure, which is
not just pounds of force.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185070

:D They make a good
     sammy, but they don't make their
own pastrami. Thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185071

Otherwise, I can
     look at alternate options
or even just wait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185072

But as a druid,
     you get class features pretty
much every level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185073

I obviously
     don't wear it much anymore.
Fuck this dude. For real.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185074

As far as it just
     being theoretical
[How about Room 641a?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185075

The Board of Ed is
     responsible for coming
up with a budget.

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Haiku #185076

That's why the drive starts
     clicking and why only one
file is affected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185077

What else did she get?!
     I see those little Mickey
images down there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185078

Shocks aren't long enough.
     I bet it's not as shitty
as MY internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185079

It was God Shuffled
     His Feet, by Crash Test Dummies.
And it went okay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185080

I personally don't
     mind them since it's still a way
to get ideas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185081

Maybe Dark fog or
     dark storm for a few more slots
and you should be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185082

Well this doesn't help
     in any way, it doesn't
answer the question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185083

Up here at least it's
     generally more expensive
to make your own stuff.

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Haiku #185084

And then with darker
     colors, you could extend out
to where the pink ends.

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Haiku #185086

Not sure if that is
     good or bad, but I guess I'll
find out tomorrow!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185087

Create a text post
     with a descriptive title
that includes the link.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185088

I live in Hastings
     Nebraska. There isn't much
I love about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185089

This has been discussed
     and dismissed multiple times
in the past few weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185090

Mainly because you're
     essentially rebuilding
the entire car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185091

You won the grand prize!
     We will be contacting you
with more details soon!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185092

Because that's clearly
     the message that needs to be
sent out to the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185093

I agree, I think
     the term "natural makeup" should
be used for those looks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185094

But probably because
     I personally like Ingram
Whatever's clever!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185095

As soon as you stop
     looking they rain from the sky.
Same for Furnace. Wow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185096

There are tons now, but
     there won't always be tons. Wow!
Super generous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185097

Nice, good luck! *He smiles
     at his Amity parents
when his name is called.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185098

I agree, things need
     to change, but if you get caught,
you get penalized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185099

This is pathetic.
     Who is this "most people" you
are talking about?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185100

We over winter
     some squirrels, but these ones will
have plenty of time!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185101

*Tries not to grimace*
     That.. Is lovely, Wesley, what
should I call you, then?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185102

I like LaBrie
     but I fully understand
why others may not..

Score: 0          

Haiku #185103

It is a crazy
     fast flying shooting game thing.
It would be awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185104

And it would bring back
     the game, because it has died
multiplayer wise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185105

First things first, make sure
     you have food, utilities,
and a place to live.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185106

Good luck, man. It's tough,
     I know. It might take years, but
the Steps are worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185108

You might as well look
     at your horoscope to see
what your weight should be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185109

All good. [deleted]
     I am so sorry Sorry
you are faced with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185110

Blowing up a ship
     should be reserved for killing
and killing alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185111

He was a fucking
     coward and a traitor Thanks!
Yeah a little bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185112

C'est la vie. Not just
     you, I didn't get anything
out of it either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185113

[deleted] So just
     the very tip rather than
just before the quick?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185114

Im going to take
     this down tonight and re post
with better format.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185115

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185116

Apparently it's
     common for people to get
arrested for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185117

Hooray arousal!
     You think it may make you feel
better, but it won't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185118

Delivered pizza
     like that till my next day off
where I made new mounts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185119

Mine was pretty sharp
     but the edges are super
rough (still on that part).

Score: 0          

Haiku #185256

is absolutely
     NOT definite regarding
his circumstances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185257

However, I am
     sad about the ending but
not disappointed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185258

I don't consider
     politicians my "leaders"
and neither should you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185259

That might have something
     to do with his age, I'm sure
she'll be fucking fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185260

Says the person who
     doesn't live in flint nor has
probably never been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185261

I agree, but what
     aspect of Princess Anna
was he attacking?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185262

The tar monster crawls
     down the elevator shaft
wall, growling loudly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185263

one mc chicken, please
     Now that this has happened, what
will you live for now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185264

You can't be fired
     for a lot of things you can
still get fired for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185265

Guess Who is a game
     you can enjoy with your kids
without stifling yawns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185266

this You wouldn't be
     able to tell by looking
at our supply, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185267

Guns do hurt people.
     A lot of people. In ways
that other things can't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185268

Thanks When I wore them
     I noticed a slight forward
tilt of my pelvis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185269

Disappointed how?
     D: Tell me what we can do
to help avoid it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185270

Merchants have options,
     even brick and mortar ones.
Things will be ok!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185271

Sounds pretty intense.
     Is the salary worth what
u go thru daily?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185272

It's either because
     I missed the first half or it's
because I'm drinking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185273

They'll determine what
     is owed, if any, and help
you file the returns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185274

**Once every two weeks,
     please send me an updated
version of your lab.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185275

Same as your spider
     example earlier- that's
not a wheel either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185276

Well then, add the same
     rules to the tab on the right
with the goddamn rules.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185277

Instead of saying
     "Don't be selfish", he should be
giving you the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185278

You're eating maggots."
     Even half an inning like
this one and he's done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185279

A fake "patriot"
     who's fine with destroying his
country to "save" it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185280

At first I thought you
     were putting them TOGETHER
and I actually laughed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185281

I tried, but his tail
     has so much hair i couldn't
get a clear picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185282

The Filipino
     arts and culture scene here is
alive and vibrant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185283

If I disagree
     with you, what would it matter
in terms of the law?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185284

I know how it feels
     to leave a relationship
and have to start fresh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185285

Huh? You're telling me
     that I can weigh MORE than one
con and one pro? Weird.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185286

Edit: Let me know
     when you're ready to drop by!
No mask? Idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185364

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185287

We are here to help.
     Now, let's get some more info!
What actually comes up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185288

But it's also why
     I rarely visit. It's not
truly genuine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185289

Oh, all you're saying
     is that they should do what they're
already doing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185290

Way more interested
     in playing this than before
the Quick Look for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185291

Either way, I don't
     give a damn what you think you
are entitled to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185292

I didn't express what
     I was trying to say very
clearly though, sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185293

It's funny, it makes
     your heart squeeze and it does show
some SOL elements.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185294

Tate has looked great on
     the field, but it also far
more injury prone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185295

With Hayne that interest
     will just continue to grow!
Very interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185296

She was probably trying
     to motivate you to do
better at something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185297

Except that it's not
     fun and there's obvious ill
intent behind it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185298

Which is kind of cute
     and definitely assists
in me having fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185299

I think in general
     we agree about this more
than we disagree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185300

Fucking disturbing.
     Damn dude, we gotta get out
there and do something!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185301

I love how much more
     enthusiastic Larry
is than the players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185302

The only time I've
     seen him this year was that last
turnover of his.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185303

**Once every two weeks,
     please send me an updated
version of your lab.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185304

Thanks, definitely
     seems that my initial tax
estimate was off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185305

EDIT: ok, I'll
     admit I didn't read your post,
just the first comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185306

What if he hadn't
     taken it off and she still
got pregnant? Then what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185307

That is the biggest
     milestone in human history,
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185308

I have a good eye
     for what obviously looks
fake and nit picking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185309

[deleted] The guy
     on the right should be Batman
because he's hotter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185310

Not that I am now.
     Well, then make sure the pets are
not around that day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185311

Are you sure he didn't
     make it like that as a long
play at a huge joke?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185312

They'll also teach you
     whatever you want to know.
Ortho? Endo? OS?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185313

Do not adopt one.
     Just go there with your family
and play with some dogs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185315

A lot of people
     like the raptor better if
you can find the chip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185316

Didn't they already
     confirm they are using her
comic origins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185317

Thank you. Wouldn't mind
     seeing more of you in here!
hi every1 im new!!!!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185318

People will blame you
     for bad plays you really had
no control over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185319

The Cock Of The Rock
     will be your new favorite bird.
I promise. That's fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185320

Third time pregnant makes
     for a bigger bump each time.
For me anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185321

Anything claiming
     health benefits that contains
sucralose is bull.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185322

If you ever find
     yourself needing more space, just
buy another one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185323

It doesn't matter
     because what are you going
to do about it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #185324

All I want to know
     is will I pay less, or more
for gas at the pump...

Score: 0          

Haiku #185325

I need the species
     so I can find the correct
leaves for him to eat!

Score: 0          

Haiku #185466

Some operators
     even show off by standing
upright on the wall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185467

I'm sure there have been
     many people before me
that did the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185468

I thought special was
     the one with a longer shell
and more gunpowder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185469

Sorry i can be
     no help to you but good luck
Don't change your answers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185470

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185471

Even them Iran
     Contras. Sedentary job
and a bad diet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185472

You're in a standard
     range for penis size so size
isn't an issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185473

This quote from Leonard
     was me trying to poke some holes
in that argument.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185474

Thank you. Um, I'm not
     sure if I have anything
helpful to offer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185475

Every single day
     people do things drunk that they'd
never do sober.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185476

Most teachers pass back
     exams for students to keep
after it's graded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185477

League of Legends does
     have a similar feature
which they call Ribbons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185478

Cool! Apply yourself!
     Thanks, I was thinking one thing
and wrote another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185479

Not just mine either.
     Got a friend who is having
all the same problems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185480

Really neat concept,
     will decent execution.
Also, Ron Perlman.

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