Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #180965

But as soon as you
     posted, the problem was gone.
Don't know what happened.

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Haiku #180967

However, it pays
     the bills whilst I look for more
gainful employment.

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Haiku #180968

Usually they are
     compiled of different springs on
top of each other.

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Haiku #180969

I can give you some
     advice, like you HAVE to see
Thomas Jung's sessions.

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Haiku #180970

Bottle tips are fine.
     12th man now is a joke.
It's like a buzz word.

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Haiku #180971

You only doubled
     down when I pointed this out
earlier as well.

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Haiku #180972

Please use the Trade Thread.
     They state that she has priors
for drug trafficking.

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Haiku #180973

A new car shouldn't
     have any problem all but
instantly shifting.

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Haiku #180974

I had my fourth step
     in my pocket and I was
eager to move on.

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Haiku #180975

[deleted] No one
     really knows, that's what's scary
Right on. I love AB.

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Haiku #180976

Heath has an awesome
     ability to explain
policy concepts.

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Haiku #180977

Don't try to correct
     people if you don't know what
you're talking about.

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Haiku #180978

The 2h weapon's set
     does not matter in the least
:P That's the same fact.

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Haiku #180979

People work for their
     money, it's not something you
should take for granted.

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Haiku #180980

These are pretty fun.
     I really liked how they brought
the for glory mode.

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Haiku #210078

A! U! S! A! U!
     S! A! U! S! A! U! S!
A! U! S! A! U!

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Haiku #180982

But hey, still good play?
     Can't wait to see Thornton play
in Worcester this year!

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Haiku #180983

You will really let
     the pop or will continue
singing pop and jazz?

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Haiku #180984

[deleted] I like
     Ellington. But Bradshaw should
have a good week too.

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Haiku #180985

It has so much fat
     on its chest, its fucking breast
are trying to kill it.

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Haiku #180986

I don't think they know!!
     Apparently Johansen
and Steen are as well.

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Haiku #180987

I don't like the fact
     that there are only "hidden
quests" or whatever.

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Haiku #180988

Or in your state, let
     alone at your stadium.
Or with our current coach.

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Haiku #180989

I don't want to be
     that guy but Alzheimer's is
really not funny.

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Haiku #180990

That means that they try
     to kill people in order
to make them convert.

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Haiku #180991

Nice guy, family owned
     and operated and from
Dallas their whole lives.

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Haiku #180992

I want to know where
     the hell that motivation
to conquer came from.

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Haiku #180993

[deleted] I left
     the party early, didn't tell
too many people.

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Haiku #180994

that guy left his post!
     That's "pas lait" to you, traitor.
I'm also at work.

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Haiku #180995

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

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Haiku #180996

In fact, that's probably
     as succinctly as you could
possibly put it.

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Haiku #180997

The Cards are going
     to need to keep up with Den
if they want to win.

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Haiku #180998

So that means either
     Prime Minister Harper knew
or they didn't tell him.

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Haiku #180999

I think if Bush is
     splitting time, he's not going
to get many points.

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Haiku #181000

If I ever move
     out of my country, I know
for sure where to go.

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Haiku #181001

Just: WHEN THE FUCK DO
     I GET TO BUST OUT MY TIGHTS
I HATE THIS WEATHER.

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Haiku #181002

If they are well known
     why can't their names be stated?
Recent stats data?

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Haiku #181003

If you are going
     to make claims like this they need
some sort of backing.

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Haiku #181004

I was dismissing
     the fact that he used maintenance
instead of repairs.

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Haiku #181005

I may, however,
     text her the words, "coconut
oil" but nothing else.

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Haiku #181006

Plus they both have long
     hair and they both have those three
bands in the same place.

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Haiku #181007

Edit2: I don't mean
     to imply that you guys aren't
interesting people!

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Haiku #181008

What point are you trying
     to make to this guy clearly
agreeing with you?

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Haiku #181009

I don't know who shit
     in your cereal today,
but it wasn't me.

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Haiku #181010

Just not a fatal
     combination of them yet.
Now the decision.

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Haiku #181011

I'll be interested
     when they're the same price per size
as spinning rust. Sure.

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Haiku #181012

You can join a Show
     Orchestra or Symphonic
Orchestra, for fun.

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Haiku #181013

Then again, seeing
     your title, you probably think
this is Shakespeare. Sure!

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Haiku #181014

Yay! The closest thing
     I've found to a "throw around"
or "every day" Gose.

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Haiku #181015

Well it's 7pm here
     but as it's friday I'll most
probably be around.

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Haiku #181016

They're super thick, wide
     waist band, good length, lots of room
for ass and belly.

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Haiku #181017

Yeah. The turquoise mix
     is usually a really
sharp looking option.

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Haiku #181018

So many people
     are talking about graphics
downgrading and stuff.

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Haiku #181019

My patience and time
     maxed out takes two shots and you're
saying you need one?

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Haiku #181020

I know I would feel
     like shit for losing the one
lady at the base.

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Haiku #181022

You don't know how much
     porn affects until you try
living without it.

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Haiku #181023

I have heard about
     that, but haven't seen any
legitimate source.

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Haiku #181024

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #181025

Pretty sure it has
     to do with the intended
age audience, kids.

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Haiku #181026

If that was the case,
     they'll just finish the contract
and split ways after.

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Haiku #181027

Be fucking nicer!
     I don't understand what point
you're trying to make here.

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Haiku #181028

As the last notes say
     in that link, measurements are
not everything though.

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Haiku #181029

Blount and Williams need
     injuries or big blowouts
to be relevant.

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Haiku #181030

Which the nuclear
     vs fossil would offset
while saving millions.

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Haiku #181031

Bam! Instant return
     to ship without penalty.
That was amazing.

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Haiku #181032

only has a small
     chip on the side that doesn't
affect performance.

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Haiku #181033

Are you fucking high?
     Either leave the guy or learn
some tact, holy hell.

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Haiku #181034

I don't think the way
     any society deals
with plague is pretty.

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Haiku #181176

The health care issue
     is a little different but
suffers just the same.

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Haiku #181177

That guy is bad bad
     news, and they are all going
to be statistics.

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Haiku #181178

You can go to their
     events anyway, even
if you're not Asian.

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Haiku #181179

[deleted] That guy
     still isn't sure if she was
interested in him.

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Haiku #181180

It was just two big
     meatballs on a plate smothered
with spaghetti sauce.

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Haiku #181181

I genuinely
     think we are in their heads more
than they are in ours.

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Haiku #181182

lovely girl, just not
     compatible What about
getting fiat out?

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Haiku #181183

Your doctor must not
     be up on his research (like
so many doctors).

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Haiku #181184

Though this is the first
     I hear that Black Company
will have two more books.

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Haiku #181185

I wrongly assumed
     there would be a tentacle
involve at some point.

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Haiku #181186

Even when I was
     in my 20s watching Nitro,
it got a bit long.

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Haiku #181187

EDIT: Cost not cause...
     Allowed? More like OP hasn't
gathered the courage.

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Haiku #181188

Very weird that there
     are two icons but glad you
got it figured out!

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Haiku #181189

It's not uncommon
     among animals to kill
the young of others.

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Haiku #181190

Let me know how that's
     going when you're an old hag
and they won't hire you.

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Haiku #181191

Might as well ask, but
     when should we be getting fruit
dragon giveaway?

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Haiku #181192

He lived across town
     and I lived within walking
distance to his work.

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Haiku #181193

Louisville D has
     been one of the more pleasant
surprises this year.

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Haiku #181194

Our radio hosts
     and local media aren't
helping much either.

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Haiku #181195

All that we ask is
     you stand up for Canada,
and justice for all.

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Haiku #181196

I hated the er
     because I got admitted
every time we went.

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Haiku #181197

It's ok people,
     it's all good, we're safe, god's mad
at the chicken now.

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Haiku #181198

Or your foot. Why are
     you picking a lock if its
the apocalypse?

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Haiku #181199

There are no perfect
     people, as there can be no
perfect animal.

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Haiku #181200

I wasn't really
     too concerned. It's a car wreck.
Everyone was fine.

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Haiku #181201

The high school boy who
     hit my van wasn't dealing
all that well with it.

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Haiku #181202

Maybe you do not
     know them yet but they are out
there waiting for you.

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Haiku #181203

Try to understand
     that there was this girl who lost
you, not vice versa.

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Haiku #181204

[deleted] Added
     and thank you very much~ c:
**WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

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Haiku #181205

When I slice your throat
     during your studies, you will
not see me coming.

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Haiku #181206

I would like to see
     some vulnerability
in the character.

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Haiku #181207

Relax This is why
     I have a hard time watching
this company's shows.

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Haiku #181208

This work a half day
     on friday thing is really
working out for me.

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Haiku #181209

How do I fix that?
     I always give half, take half,
when that's an option.

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Haiku #181210

I love this concept
     and often think of my own
subconscious like this.

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Haiku #181211

It's unfortunate
     that any culture would not
value their elders.

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Haiku #181212

That's exactly how
     I tried approaching subjects
like mathematics.

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Haiku #181213

Back up your data
     multiple times and update
the back ups often.

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Haiku #181214

How many of them
     are known for how well they stab
someone in the back?

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Haiku #181215

See her? Over there?
     What do you think of her?" "Oh
ya, no bad at all.

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Haiku #181216

Thanks! Took me a while
     to notice the piano
on the seats. Cage match.

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Haiku #181217

I agree with you.
     I never accept a drink
from a stranger though.

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Haiku #181218

What age would you want
     to be if you had to be
that age forever?

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Haiku #181219

This is my favorite
     thing of the day, and I am
not really sure why.

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Haiku #181220

Are you dressing up?
     Is the spending adjusted
for cost of living?

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Haiku #181221

EDIT: I'm probably
     switching to a different DE
in spring anyway.

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Haiku #181222

It just fits nicely
     in my hand, but isn't too
large for my pocket.

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Haiku #181223

Fake, and retarded.
     not really, he hadn't done
much for us this year.

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Haiku #181224

Well they take the ice
     to "Wake me up when it's all
over", so there's that.

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Haiku #181225

But, it's the future!
     Why can't we support this on
all devices!? PLEASE!

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Haiku #181226

Am i shitty fan
     because that's the only way
i can watch their games?

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Haiku #181227

For me the biggest
     thing was understanding how
to pilot your ships.

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Haiku #181228

Not at all aiming
     to be rude, but is English
your second language?

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Haiku #181229

He and his friend then
     insisted that they switch seats
with my Dad and I.

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Haiku #181230

Awesome. You guys are
     definitely improving
by the episode.

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Haiku #181231

As long as you're not
     overly worried about
sodium content.

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Haiku #181232

My friend from middle
     school says absolutely not,
and puts his foot down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181233

My baby is cool,
     but he'll be way cooler when
I can sleep all night!

Score: 0          

Haiku #181234

Maybe OP wasn't
     being quite as serious
as you think he was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181235

Can you bring him home?
     Wat was the inspiration
for u to do this?

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Haiku #181236

Alcoholism
     is a progressive disease.
It always gets worse.

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Haiku #181237

Some great stuff in there,
     but I wish there were some from
Whisper of the Heart.

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Haiku #181238

And a final note,
     most slaves try to escape, cars
obviously don't.

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Haiku #181239

I was drunk last night
     and added Odell Beckham
Jr on two teams.

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Haiku #181240

The reason you can't
     get laid isn't anything
to do with women.

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Haiku #181241

Next Saturday we're
     actually headed to Belmont
for the Four Ridge race.

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Haiku #181242

But that doesn't mean
     that they should spend tax money
promoting those views.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181243

The relic bearer
     should be able to mop up
the rest after this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181244

Anger leads to hate.
     Hate leads to suffering" It should
be Peace is a lie.

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Haiku #181245

He was extremely
     quick and could've easily
dodged her metal bands.

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Haiku #181386

And then the horrors
     you experience when there
is no start button.

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Haiku #181387

Thanks John Elway Yeah,
     the baby probably shouldn't
be having that stuff.

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Haiku #181388

He's the one you need
     to worry about and he's
already aware.

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Haiku #181389

Doug Martin for sure.
     He's got a juicy matchup
and he's still got it!

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Haiku #181390

She oft wondered what
     happened to his enemies
instead of his friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181391

Thanks for posting this.
     It's good to see something from
outside the bubble.

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Haiku #181392

Thresh isn't even
     top tier for all ins and Ashe
is the worst there is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181393

Anything you build
     in Visual Studio
is not cross platform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181394

This dude throws straight gas
     Learn a lot about finance
and valuation.

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Haiku #181395

Check Epic by Faith
     No More as well. My foot kills
ants on contact too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181396

It's a tough choice, but
     really I doubt you'll go wrong
with either option!

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Haiku #181397

If I had to name
     faults, I'd point towards the pacing
and volume leveling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181398

I got an epic
     dagger rune dropped that makes me
immune to poison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181399

His voice is really
     groggy, which means the bat voice
is back in some form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181400

Since we weren't allowed
     to touch you, you weren't allowed
to touch us either!

Score: 0          

Haiku #181401

More hand holding is
     exactly what we DON'T need
in a game like this.

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Haiku #181402

Do what feels natural
     BUT make sure your orchestra
can understand you.

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Haiku #181403

[deleted] Thanks man!
     I've been wanting one ever
since I joined the sub!

Score: 0          

Haiku #181404

If the tea bag comes
     into contact with milk you
are doing it wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181405

I just got Lacy
     that afternoon in a trade
for Percy Harvin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181406

But we have a chance
     to flesh out an entire
social policy.

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Haiku #181407

However if you
     combine the two you'll be mocked
I guarantee it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181408

I was commenting
     on the "away from cities"
part of the statement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181409

The Rose Bowl is still
     in Los Angeles county
which was his main point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181410

My friends used to dip
     tobacco a lot and spit
in water bottles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181411

I've always greatly
     admired her work so I'll
give this a listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181412

I know how it feels
     with the memories hanging
about everything.

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Haiku #181413

Size? Well, I believe
     the storage problem will be
solved eventually.

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Haiku #181414

I still see people
     asking for an amp to use
with those headphones though.

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Haiku #181415

they simply just don't
     want to see any friends get
addicted, that's all.

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Haiku #181416

Yup the covers can
     be reused so long as poop
doesn't get on them.

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Haiku #181417

But not so awesome
     for everyone who may feel
like they have no chance.

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Haiku #181418

There is only one
     black woman in my office
and to be honest?

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Haiku #181419

If the lines are old
     and crappy then your service
is going to suck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181420

Sooner or later,
     someone is going to fill
that power vacuum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181421

Every animal
     has a range as in how close
you can get to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181422

There were three of them,
     actually, and yes we believe
were all the same troll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181423

You can normally say
     i spent x dollars and write
off on your taxes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181424

I'll start with this one,
     and deal with different pieces
on different replies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #147044

It's a scam. Not too
     long ago, they were claiming
to be "from Windows".

Score: 0          

Haiku #181425

I've found that even
     within brands, all boots are not
created equal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181426

I am adding you
     now, please let me know when you
are available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181427

Also consider
     adding remarketing tags
on your event site.

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Haiku #181428

Overall I feel
     like you did good work and you
are enjoying it.

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Haiku #181429

This is only news
     because their one good team is
having a down year.

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Haiku #181430

[deleted] Did Kai
     and Opal's voice actors bug
anybody else?

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Haiku #181431

:P Skepticism
     can not be free of itself...
Listen to a nurse.

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Haiku #181432

Once the battle has
     started winding down, *then* he'd
slip in. Quietly.

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Haiku #181433

Also has a tent
     with coffee and an insane
amount of desserts.

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Haiku #181434

[deleted] She should
     date chris brown Your hate towards Big
Red is blinding you.

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Haiku #181435

D: Yeah some money
     probably makes up for being
afraid for your life.

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Haiku #181436

And once you get them,
     it tells you how long until
you get more. Never.

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Haiku #181437

The United States
     engaged in a civil war
to end slavery.

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Haiku #181438

It was no longer
     necessary to kill him.
**Dr.:** That's it? Just him?

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Haiku #181439

Just him? **Frank:** There were
     others, but it's rare, and he's
the best example.

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Haiku #181440

Nothing says "we don't
     like disruption" like smashing
loads of shit up, right?

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Haiku #181441

If they come at you
     with sexual intentions,
then they deserve it.

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Haiku #181442

I got real angry,
     like 'I don't even know, what's
the fucking point, then!

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Haiku #181443

He has this secret
     life of soup kitchens and bone
marrow donations.

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Haiku #181445

All of this happening
     everything within a few
hours of each other.

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Haiku #181446

Another technique
     I've been using is to take
part in "challenges".

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Haiku #181447

I benefit from
     my parents and my parents
benefit from me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181448

Plenty of people
     on the server get their rocks
off by destroying.

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