Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #178465

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178466

While yes, his soldiers
     auto attack, they are still
considered skill shots.

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Haiku #178467

Driving in the snow
     is mostly about patience
and experience.

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Haiku #178468

He says no money
     can buy it yet he's spending
money on steroids?

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Haiku #178469

Man that first time you
     see the valley from Tunnel
View. So amazing!

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Haiku #178470

I don't understand
     why some people feel the two
cannot coexist.

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Haiku #178471

Lad attacked a man
     with a machete and his
guts fell out of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178473

Cute as a button!
     Can I ask about the neck
scar or is that rude?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178474

On top of that, who
     are you to make a judgment
call about my tastes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178475

I'm your opinion,
     are the best "Cubans" coming
out of Honduras?

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Haiku #178476

The invitation
     to the wedding tells you what
to wear, or it should.

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Haiku #178477

That "something odd" will
     turn out to be a figure
just staring at me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178478

Why is that he can't
     tell her to tame her clothing?
Why is it JUST me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178479

I had another
     one today and I really
hope it's the last one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178480

Its just their freaking
     lives, Im sure the survivors
will figure it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178481

But I disregard
     my flaws and put my best face
forward in the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178482

I'm not a causal
     user of any substance
that I've ever tried.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178483

Great music. Hi, I'm
     the person playing combo
elves in this picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178484

I wasn't trolling,
     I was just trying to figure
out what the point was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178485

Nice shot! The hottest
     thing a woman ever said
to me was wordless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178486

If he doesn't do
     well against the Bears, I feel
like it's panic mode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178487

They call the hair style
     "Cabbage" or lettuce or some
stupid shit like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178488

That's isn't to say
     the sec hasn't grown more than
other conferences.

Score: 0          

Haiku #144163

But id be happy
     to answer any questions
if you pm me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178489

God you have nice legs....
     seriously i'd caress
those for a whole night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178490

I DID have two tiles
     allowing me that silver
token, which is wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178491

Carve your name into
     my stomach, but you won't see
the man that I'll be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178492

I had breaking bad
     spoiled for me a couple times
and still enjoyed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178493

For the most part just
     little tweaks to give you more
options for game play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178494

why do the Northern
     Lights blink? Both Y should be shield
and X should be grab.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178495

[deleted] Just did.
     It didn't help. This person speaks
from experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178496

Do it anyway.
     And again, those things are not
out of your control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178497

This is a new phone,
     and the last time I played may
have been in beta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178498

I've not had a chance
     to look into the macro
system any yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178499

Fucking dick. I am
     blown away by their awful
customer service.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178500

Bullshit. No one turns
     down Chips Ahoy We have them
all over our state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178501

The Fed tends to stay
     out of politics, which is
perhaps a good thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178502

Do you think I should
     wait a couple days to see
if its shipped? Or what.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178503

Worship it. If you
     don't like it, you hate freedom.
That one is too cute!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178504

Sure, he can pocket,
     but can he see why kids love
cinnamon toast crunch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178505

I am more concerned
     with how this game actually plays
than anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178506

The only truly
     in demand fields coming up
is blue collar work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178507

I also don't think
     Mark was an eye witness or
used eye witnesses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178508

The episode was
     titled Poppy Farm, a few
episodes ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178509

So, continuing
     that metaphor, what would you
rather talk about?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178510

More minimal than
     functional The one OP has
is the full copy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178511

Thanks for the info
     and the recommendation!
I'll look into that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178512

Design aspects like
     weight for example, have been
greatly improved though!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178513

Seriously though,
     I find that I get better
at these games with age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178514

See ya there! You seem
     to know just enough jargon
to deceive people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178515

The issue is what
     we allow American
companies to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178516

Nothing sucks more than
     spending half the day screwing
with your equipment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178517

And three little dogs,
     very noisy and one old
grandma in the back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178518

And the sooner you
     admit it, the sooner you'll
stop being stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178519

His thoughts ignited
     with hate for his kids but more
so, hate for himself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178520

I'd like to see him
     do it, but I think it would
be over quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178521

And they are published,
     well respected, and have one
Pulitzer Prizes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178522

Couldn't leave the match
     because it was a mission.
I hope it pans out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178523

I guess people like
     playing with skins that look like
shitty fast food toys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178524

He's going to go
     crap in the fields, whatever
those are. I know man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178525

So have if they want
     to file a complaint they should.
Will they? I doubt it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178526

Nevertheless, you
     should still go there if you can,
you won't regret it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178527

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178528

Not sure if troll or
     retarded Oh no, someone
said a naughty word!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178529

Serve when you get home
     with a bag of salsa chips
instead of crackers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178530

The only purpose
     for tampons are to absorb
bodily fluid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178531

Not my usual
     brand, quite opposite really but
I'll give it a go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178532

I don't think he was
     knocking India or their
mars mission at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178533

When you dance around,
     you lead her on, give her false
hope and waste her time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178534

I'd be interested
     in hearing about other
church calendars, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178535

Now when you get there,
     don't wait for creeps to spawn, place
your blocking ward QUICK.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178536

I decided on
     the Pax a few weeks ago
over the Solo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178537

But I for sure was
     hype when I saw you on stream
with that point Laura.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178538

This is the website
     referred to in an email
I got recently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178539

If the car wasn't
     so visually interesting
I'd delete the post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178540

Thanks for coming by!
     Hey, glad you got the answer
you were looking for!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178541

Question A. When will
     Malcolm being alive be
explained to Thea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178542

*An apple is tossed
     from my left hand to my right,
and then back again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178543

So that might be why
     this mystery marriage was
never legalized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178544

You'll find friends, I'm sure.
     Hey guys, I have a question
about piracy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178545

Let me provide you
     with some feedback and see if
you are satisfied.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178546

I became someone
     who was confident of his
own worth and value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178547

It's something he has
     to want to fix, not something
you can force on him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178548

Thanks! You guys could at,
     the bare minimum, post what
country you're in though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178549

Anyone willing
     to give me a synopsis?
Sorry, lame I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178550

I would have been too
     busy working to improve
my station in life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178551

No, the subscription
     model isn't dead, it's just
less accessible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178552

We Smash fans shall **no
     longer** be **persecuted**
by such opinions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178623

EDIT: Unless his
     score was updated after
the Sunday night game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178624

Although this difference
     in the fact that I do not
mind my appearance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178625

Has anyone else
     not gotten their ticket yet?
Should I be concerned?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178626

Why aren't you awesome?
     Don't you have something to say?
If not read a book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178627

Do people think you
     just don't having anything
to say? That's boring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178628

Patience is your friend.
     Beard grows with wisdom and time,
so read a big book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178631

In Manhattan, it's
     probably in the low 2k range
for a studio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178632

With that being said,
     the two most important rolls
are mid and jungle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178633

There's so few victories
     on this street is it really
worth anyone's time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178634

Is there such a thing
     as a woman from Sweden
who is not gorgeous?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178635

In this case they won't
     accept an alliance due
to me having cores.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178636

I'm not an expert
     on this, but I think this should
do the job just fine!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178637

It had started slow,
     their ears changing first, turning
slightly pixie like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178638

I really enjoy
     walking one of the cities
many parks in fall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178639

The only member
     that got away was wearing
his own hiking boots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178640

WHAT. I'm going there
     the day after tomorrow.
He'll still be there, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178641

Best combat unit
     *throughout the entire game*,
barring Titania?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178642

That's when i found it,
     in the same drawer as riding
crops, whips and paddles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178643

A wave of shock had
     hit me, nothing about what
was happening was cool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178644

just tell people you're
     packing on mass About how
many exactly?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178645

Channeling a spirit?
     I have no idea how
to go about this!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178646

SAFETY FIRST, CHUCK E
     John de Mol, same guy that came
up with Big Brother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178647

Really? Marshall is
     suiting up so no question
he's the easy choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178648

\o/ Let's hope you keep
     kicking tails and not getting
your butt kicked instead!

Score: 0          

Haiku #178649

now to figure out
     what i really want to put
into this system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178650

China? Philippines?
     Indonesia? Singapore?
Malaysia? Myanmar?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178651

Civil action is
     not limited to voting
once every four years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178652

Good for you! But how
     can you stop being angry
and harming yourself?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178653

Nobody beat me
     up to take the tax money
out of my paycheck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178654

[deleted] Flea from
     the Red Hot Chili Peppers
is basically that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178655

I knew this comment
     section would be nothing but
paid government whores.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178656

Not in the slightest.
     Unexplained does not equate
to higher power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178657

I'll try the opposite
     next time and see if I can
get better results.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178658

Injury with no
     way of diagnosis or
treatment really sucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178659

But now when she searched
     for the app, it is showing
that it costs money?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178660

If one person has
     no interest in improving
the marriage, why stay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178661

People will still get
     boosted, and cheaters will keep
on doing their thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178662

You're only going
     to believe it if fox news
reports the story?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178663

There was a play last
     week where he seemed to almost
pass right through Duane Brown.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178664

You misunderstand.
     The current paradigm is what
that quote refers to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178665

It seems like there's some
     major rush to have so much
happen so quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178666

Probably making up
     for the time he could even
move across the yard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178667

But why does that make
     the debug plain a better
choice than the ocean?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178668

Agreed But he is
     black it's not like Mac Miller
Is using the word.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178669

This is exactly
     what I thought and the reason
I posted it here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178671

More moto culture
     and history in addition
to my daily posts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178672

I removed this post
     because the question is not
clear in the title.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178673

Last mood episode,
     though, it was the only thing
that kept me going.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178675

Also, the whole "men
     to claim you thing" is just more
feminist garbage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178676

It doesn't matter
     why it doubles your income
rate, just that it does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178677

You showed him buddy.
     I can estimate pretty
well, especially time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178678

Ah, sorry I was
     talking about Guilty Crown
in my last comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178679

Say it isn't so.
     I read that book in eighth grade
and it warped my mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178680

As for the other
     natural disasters being
easily addressed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178681

Source: Am insurance
     agent for State Farm He missed
one last year. One. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178682

So it helps cool but
     the fan is still there to take
the brunt of the work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178683

I rarely use them
     as something to get me off
the couch when I'm down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178684

I'm glad you're doing
     better now even though I'm
sure it's a struggle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178685

So one day I ask
     the parking attendant what's
up with that, tow it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178686

Kids gotta bulk up.
     I'm so fucking pumped right now.
I missed you hockey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178687

But it IS. It's ONE
     GUY supporting three major
apps used by millions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178688

Or redoing their
     roof and using our driveway
for the big waste bin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178689

The hops could be used
     for something like a sour beer
that uses aged hops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178690

I refuse to let
     this comment be negative
in points. The third one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178691

All of the other
     lights still turn on so there is
no safety issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178692

I am not using
     the more efficient "push, pull"
method with two fans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178693

Now it's too mainstream.
     Ahh, okay I see. Yeah, can
you add me right now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178694

If your argument
     was true, then "get out the vote"
drives would be useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178695

I keep track of it.
     Have for years. It's nice to see
how it fluctuates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178696

Thanks for your advise.
     Pepper Was this case even
necessary then?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178697

If one does for some
     reason, they are easily
and cheaply repaired.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178698

That would have been great
     if he had slapped his elbow.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178699

Holy shit it is
     weird to think he was playing
not too long ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178700

We can't even stop
     capitalists from calling
themselves anarchists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178701

We've been there before
     The man has fantastic range.
Added you! Add me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178702

That's the modern day
     equivalent all dressed up
and ready to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178703

When I buy a new
     bag it would have to fill some
need in my wardrobe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178704

But a great construct
     for a finale season.
"Because I own you."

Score: 0          

Haiku #178705

fucking gorgeous More
     time spent per day but less days
needed to do so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178706

Maybe, but coming
     up with a different term is
not really crucial.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178707

With Cameron on
     his bench I don't think Allen
is a deal breaker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178708

[deleted] Yes. :D
     I'll PM you. Really what
game are you playing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178709

Go get the degree.
     Now, my rationale behind
this has several points.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178710

Good to know, thanks! Well,
     I have pocket, so I guess
I can just use that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178711

Lights and a lock if
     you're planning on a drink or
food after the ride.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178712

I had made bread by
     hand a few times, so we got
one from relatives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178713

It would be painful
     for around two minutes but
be fine after that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178714

Most people I know
     could say who Hulk Hogan is,
from parents to kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178715

*THAT* would be much more
     helpful towards an actual fix
going into place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178716

All the dapper cars
     are handpicked and set themselves
apart from the rest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178717

Those traveller call
     outs are about to get much
more interesting. Sniped?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178718

A super secured
     chain of truth that practically
no one can challenge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178719

She has changed it now.
     His is just himself, and has
been for quite a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178720

India loves all
     the directions and countries
including the west.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178721

I marked hard. Once Seth
     issued the open challenge
I was like, "Oh shit."

Score: 0          

Haiku #178722

A whack in the right
     location will crack the stone.
Feathers are not good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178723

I'M SORRY, TAKE ME
     BACK I WAS A FOOL! ^^^^no ^^^^but
^^^^seriously Well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178724

Which would make getting
     together again a lot
more complicated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178725

If only your game
     didn't look so good we wouldn't
be driven to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178726

That's the mindset you
     need to have when doing this.
Hopefully that helps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178727

Seriously where
     was he getting all this rope?
Ahh well, whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178728

My guess is that you
     maybe used to be able
to adjust their height?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178729

i knew this would come.
     That's not what evens it out.
It's the high wages.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178730

If he was a good
     driver that shouldn't have been
much of a problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178731

Council Bluffs, IA.
     Iowa uses the same
phrase throughout the state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178732

[deleted] The tone
     is called sarcastic Going
through the archives here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178733

Not activist, just
     I feel that their cause is good.
It's plain and simple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178734

Would it never cross
     one's mind that maybe others
don't want to do this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #178735

AWALT I really
     hope the driver dies before
he can reproduce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178736

I just assumed you
     could queue for it like you can
for the other four.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178737

I'll still get the fire
     though, so I have that going
for me, which is nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178738

During all this, you
     introduce longer matches.
Gimmick matches too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178739

Most of the maps are
     far to small to be running
full speed with a flag.

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