Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #177023

that's if you really
     want the full ability
to enjoy a game.

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Haiku #177024

No one knows every
     aspect of every subject.
This is how we learn.

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Haiku #177025

Utility is
     far more important than raw
numbers in this game.

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Haiku #177026

You want a good deal.
     You want something in return
for your investments.

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Haiku #177027

What you discovered,
     OP, was a line in your frame
that should not be crossed.

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Haiku #177028

Anyway, that's just
     what I've been considering
and wanted to share.

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Haiku #177029

It's a treat. First show
     I ever obsessed about
on the internet!

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Haiku #177030

^(Not that I've ever
     gone off into the weeds like
that or anything.

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Haiku #177031

Thanks. I'm calm, I'm just
     saying there's literally no
content in this post.

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Haiku #177032

That would be better.)
     Yep, I've been there for a while!
Very helpful folks.

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Haiku #177033

They all say hi when
     I walk by to go to work.
They're really polite.

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Haiku #177034

Maybe because its
     one of the largest liberal
bastions in the south?

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Haiku #177035

I bleed these colors
     but it's time to get modern!!!!
A fossilized shell.

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Haiku #177036

But I would also
     recommend Adventure time
and Rick and Morty.

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Haiku #177037

I started playing
     legacy about a year
ago and love it.

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Haiku #177038

First, the whole control
     warrior doing well against
hunter is a myth.

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Haiku #177039

But at the same time,
     we didn't want to pick sides or
avoid our good friends.

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Haiku #177040

He did die last year
     and it was sad for us all.
They still do his work.

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Haiku #177041

Oh Phobos, you share
     your knowledge of orbital
mechanics quite well.

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Haiku #177042

I was walking on
     the sidewalk and crossed the street
where the stop sign was.

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Haiku #177043

The key to that is
     going to the store and just
trying on several styles.

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Haiku #177044

So they are tearing
     out a few I've seen in town
and building condos.

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Haiku #177045

[deleted] I'm not
     sure Nathan actually does much
building anymore.

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Haiku #177046

After he was done
     driving he then walked it all
again, still backwards.

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Haiku #177047

"no matter what you
     say" That's the reason why you're
not worth talking to.

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Haiku #177048

Except the women
     folks, of course. Hedley Lamarr:
You spare the women?

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Haiku #177049

Which is great, because
     I'm at work and I forgot
my charger at home.

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Haiku #177050

Praise attitude, praise
     hard work, praise good behavior
and good sportsmanship.

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Haiku #177051

It has made for some
     fun conversations about
hot men and women.

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Haiku #177052

It would have so much
     less suspense, but it would be
**super** interesting.

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Haiku #177053

I can imagine
     such a complex set of themes
that could be portrayed.

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Haiku #177054

Since you no longer
     believe, who cares if you're still
"sealed" to whomever.

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Haiku #177055

He already said
     he is a guy, and this will
soon be deleted.

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Haiku #177056

It's the best Android
     experience other than
Nexus devices.

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Haiku #177057

I can assure you
     everyone I know would love
to go to Disney.

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Haiku #177058

Fast but no control.
     I was frustrated with him
the entire match.

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Haiku #177059

Sweet. I must be dumb
     as rocks because I never
thought of doing that.

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Haiku #177060

Good Aren't those pretty
     much all the major Android
flagship devices?

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Haiku #177061

I was there last week.
     Delicious. Could it be from
the last time you played?

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Haiku #177062

Politicians too
     weren't always predictable,
in either party.

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Haiku #177063

Though without my wife
     I would never have that nice
leather touch on it.

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Haiku #177064

Where did you think Hans
     Christian Anderson got his
inspiration from?

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Haiku #177065

Whoops, that's what I meant.
     The mayans disappeared off
the face of the earth?

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Haiku #177066

Then backs out himself.
     That video gave me chills.
Damn I love this team.

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Haiku #177067

We had a dude leave
     for the Blue Devils and had
nothing but respect.

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Haiku #177068

I'm saying at what
     point should we? Seriously.
That game was sadness.

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Haiku #177069

But I remember
     being super excited
about reading it.

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Haiku #177070

Thanks anyways man.
     Thanks. Can you change "if" to "of"
now, in your edit?

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Haiku #177071

Might be worth looking
     into it if you haven't
already though. nice!

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Haiku #177072

Oh and if you are
     feeding raccoons the skunks will
come for the same food.

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Haiku #177073

If you understand
     these concepts, the questions are
very straightforward.

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Haiku #177074

Now I only get
     one dry hit per tank, the last
one when she's bone dry.

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Haiku #177075

The match was okay.
     I agree with both sides on
the issue really.

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Haiku #177076

It's hosted in France
     but I'm curious so I'm
installing right now.

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Haiku #177077

I'll join ya if you
     get more people that actually
know whats going on.

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Haiku #177078

When I switched over
     to a human they are so..
robotic and stiff.

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Haiku #177079

Been looking to change
     the exhaust on mine but can't
decide what I want.

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Haiku #177080

Neither of us will
     have time to hang out until
this coming weekend...

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Haiku #177081

I am on my feet
     all day (teacher) and I can't
live without my Clarks.

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Haiku #177082

A force inside me
     was pushing me to help them,
to provide for them.

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Haiku #177083

How could Ned find out
     about the Tower of Joy?
I bet she told him.

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Haiku #177154

China is even
     messing with America
now (to some degree).

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Haiku #177155

Or maybe we just
     haven't gotten to the point
where that's a concern.

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Haiku #177156

Let me know if you
     have any confusion, or
things to add to it.

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Haiku #177157

If you have any
     invites left i would love if
you could send me one!

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Haiku #177158

But if you really
     want to try something crazy,
check out this website.

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Haiku #177159

The traveler is not
     protecting us, but using
and controlling us.

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Haiku #177160

He never answers,
     but I still care about him
and think about him.

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Haiku #177161

You have basketball
     stars coming in off the streets
and dominating.

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Haiku #177162

This is a perfect
     opportunity to fall
in love with the gym.

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Haiku #177163

Fuck him, you were just
     trying to get into your car.
Kindergarten done.

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Haiku #177164

As I said, feel free
     to prove me wrong, then maybe
I'll take an interest.

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Haiku #177165

Reading the sidebar
     would also be a useful
endeavor it seems.

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Haiku #177166

Just think of the first
     time you participated
in a Server Smash.

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Haiku #177167

They're all great. :D What
     was your thought process when you
typed out that comment?

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Haiku #177168

The beer actually seems
     clearer since I started not
trying to strain so much.

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Haiku #177169

I love my kids more
     than anything in this world.
I'm also divorced.

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Haiku #142812

Honestly, I'm not
     really mad about *your* post
in particular.

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Haiku #177170

The last week they passed
     the match against Villa U21,
but i fell asleep.

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Haiku #177171

I know. I'm saying
     that I wouldn't find that gross
or unattractive.

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Haiku #177172

Some people are not
     terrified of or hostile
toward other people.

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Haiku #177173

"I do." said Alex
     as he stood up from his chair.
"Are you Superman?"

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Haiku #177174

One of the bullets
     had ricocheted and hit him
in the abdomen.

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Haiku #177175

No ability
     to play end game for me ='s
I don't play at all.

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Haiku #177176

should save you time if
     you decide to try it out.
What time is it on?

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Haiku #177177

I checked back a few
     videos too, don't use too
much of the same songs.

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Haiku #177178

They should enable
     you to play a build and should
be links in the chain.

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Haiku #177179

i don't need to play
     any differently than i've
ever been playing.

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Haiku #177180

you beat me to it.
     not too many people are
clued into this book.

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Haiku #177181

So you either get
     way too many items or
no items at all?

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Haiku #177182

Here's why my campaign
     would fail before I ever
made it to office.

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Haiku #177183

Or, whipped cream vodka
     with Sunkist orange soda.
Orange Julius style.

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Haiku #177184

I use drugs a lot.
     But it's pretty obvious
you have a problem.

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Haiku #177185

Not too familiar
     with guild wars although I know
the basics of it.

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Haiku #177186

It's usually much
     more pronounced but the little
holes are a give way.

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Haiku #177187

These release air from
     the highway tunnels that run
beneath the hotel.

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Haiku #177188

[deleted] I first
     considered killing myself
in the 6th grade.

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Haiku #177189

I know where my dad
     keeps his gun if I ever
got to doing it.

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Haiku #177190

The fluffy end is
     the most perfect big blending
brush I've owned so far!

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Haiku #177191

I guess he wasn't
     in the house they surrounded
the other night, huh?

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Haiku #177192

They don't care about
     their own car, they sure as fuck
don't care about yours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177193

Maybe thermal vests
     and pants etc are
on the horizon?

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Haiku #177194

I've lost many good
     Christian friends, especially when
their parents find out.

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Haiku #177195

No one can object
     to helping the elderly
or the ill surely.

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Haiku #177196

Too much prolactin;
     testosterone lowers Don't
exercise at all?

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Haiku #177197

It's just really hard
     to think about something like
that going full speed.

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Haiku #177198

Either way, I'll be
     dead forever, so that seems
infinite to me.

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Haiku #177199

then he responded
     within minutes asking me
to change my feedback.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177200

Well he hit the piss
     out of Brady yesterday
so that was awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177201

Procrastination,
     I'll safe the planet later..
there's plenty of time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177202

You feel this movie
     wasn't you enough or you
have a sequel planned?

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Haiku #177203

[deleted] Kelvin
     Benjamin. He's making plays
just by being big.

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Haiku #177204

Have no desire
     to either due to your first
immature comment.

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Haiku #177205

Those don't look like full
     range boxes. Otherwise cool.
I'm stealing this trick.

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Haiku #177206

On the other hand,
     in Latin America
there are few Muslims.

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Haiku #177207

I'm Starting to get
     auctions, there are so many
questions unanswered.

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Haiku #177208

After all, it's not
     fair to ask someone to give
something that you can't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177209

Yeah, but none of them
     would be nearly tall enough
by today's standards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177210

I really went back
     and forth between the hybrid
and conventional.

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Haiku #177211

I, on the other
     hand, would hand you a penny
and demand my change.

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Haiku #177212

I hadn't even
     finished reading about what
the hell it was. Darn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177213

It's a world event,
     it shouldn't be exclusive
to certain countries.

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Haiku #177214

individuals
     and the collective were both
held responsible.

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Haiku #177215

I think it's because
     macs are better than PCs.
Not right now you don't.

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Haiku #177216

Your life is over!
     Sleep when the baby sleeps! WOW,
is she having twins?

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Haiku #177217

Wonderful. From one
     black man to a black woman,
I appreciate!

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Haiku #177218

I always come here
     when I don't know what to watch.
Which is quite often.

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Haiku #177219

Like with factories
     being sent to Mexico
and later, Asia.

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Haiku #177220

I'm really looking
     forward to it but I can't
see it anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177221

Keep up the great work!
     Anyone know if this will
work in Canada?

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Haiku #177222

Awesome drive. added,
     thanks Some things you can neither
forgive nor forget.

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Haiku #177223

I have praised Muslims
     for recognizing problems
with their religion.

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Haiku #177224

The cop got too close
     and startled the guy because
the guy was near deaf.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177225

Like Nicolas Cage.
     I don't use generic pet
names for the most part.

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Haiku #177226

I liked the players
     moving but felt like we should
have pressed for more cash.

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Haiku #177227

You get a reward
     for the first one you do each
day too I believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177228

I'm still working on
     upping it but i do feel
thirsty all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177229

He says some really
     funny shit but I love his
passion for the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177230

Humans tend to thrive
     too because they can settle
almost anywhere.

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Haiku #177231

The challenge will not
     be met but they will retain
the territory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177232

So I decided
     to actually look up this rule
to see what it said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177233

You're the second UM
     fan I've seen suggesting trying
to hire John Harbaugh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177234

They look like they are
     made for pregnant women, but
all women wear them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177235

That shit gets muddy.
     [deleted] I thought I did.
I just don't know now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177236

A standard action
     can be changed into a move
action if you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177237

I think this is no
     less or more obvious than
others in the thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177238

How far could humans
     and technology evolve
in a million years?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177239

And please: don't ever,
     ever stop talking about
Farrah Abraham.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177240

[deleted] Oh wow
     this is super helpful. Thanks!
Just did Ultima.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177241

That doesn't mean it's
     against the law everywhere
in america.

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Haiku #177242

Don't they want western
     troops to go in, so they can
call them crusaders?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177243

I'm with you, my eyes
     are directed towards the text,
not the full picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177244

Any chance someone
     would know a liquid lipstick
with a twig color?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177245

This is not a long
     time ago, so I wanted
to let people know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177246

If I'm even or
     behind though, I have to get
more MS and tank stats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177247

I still pick up things
     like paints where the shipping cost
just isn't worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177248

If I hold the door
     open for you, you can walk
through at your own pace.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177249

Is that new? If not,
     it seems like it would be one
hell of a spoiler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177250

"Rights of way are shown
     in the 'definitive map'
for each area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177251

Pretty sure they're stock
     is doing well and have been
doing decent sales.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177252

And if you're looking
     for a rock bottom price they're
not the place to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177253

I can't believe it!
     I think we may have different
meanings for setup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177254

We just have a guy
     that does the exact same thing
in our neighborhood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177255

I was already
     mostly checked out by the time
the nicknames came up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177256

I've seen the line out
     the door before, all waiting
for their damn number.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177257

Money in the bank.
     Crazy ,but not completely
alone, cat lady!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #177258

Sorry about that.
     I feel as if my roster
isn't horrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177259

One of the few mid
     heroes that can literally
win games by himself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177260

I do it with no
     complaint and I always look
for ways to improve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177261

As a gift I can
     trade you the same egg after
the hatch, if you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177262

One bang to wake me
     then a rumble followed by
about eight sharp jolts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177263

[deleted] But it's
     not about him, it's his friend
Bunch of penises?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177264

I would recommend
     being with her for a while
to see where it goes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177265

Really works your thigh
     muscles but was easy on
my knees and ankles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177266

flexibility
     to having sex with my legs
up so often, though...

Score: 0          

Haiku #177267

You might consider
     the same, because your cat is
morbidly obese.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177268

Gonna funnel all
     my money through that and live
tax free forever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177269

I use kosher salt
     and sugar in water then
we smoke the turkey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177270

Well, in an Oxford
     style debate, questions like these
wouldn't be at stake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177271

In Space We seek peace
     To free ourselves from terror
The Frontier Saves all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177272

So many wasted
     dual heat sinks that you can't take
off for more weapons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177273

Take this as a life
     lesson, as the punishment
probably won't be much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177274

Then everybody
     and their mother said I should
have gotten an i7.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177275

With this out, gather
     yer items, place yer bread down,
place your brisket down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177277

Repeated launch pad
     frustrations will happen, some
for no good reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177278

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177279

The tradition is
     stealing the highway facing
"T" from Tech tower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177280

Who benefits from
     this culture, the employer
or the employees?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177281

ET completed. Nah,
     just wanted to hear the good
replies but thanks man!

Score: 0          

Haiku #177282

Spoiled, apparently.
     Oh no worries, dude. I was
just saying mine, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177283

It still hurts after
     months, but you will be ok.
Best wishes to you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #177284

And then you move on
     to the next spot till you don't
Park like an asshole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177285

Do people really
     have trouble drinking water
without special caps?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177286

Why would one or two
     farfetched mechanics or plot
points ruin a game?

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Haiku #177287

They do it every
     year, but generally it's been
against calgary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177288

What a shitty twist.
     You forgot the "is" and it's
driving me crazy..

Score: 0          

Haiku #177289

Kinda the last thing
     you would want to get, only
if you liked the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177290

I understand, you
     need to get as much mindless
hate in as you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177291

I like the eyebrow
     edit Won't somebody please
think of the unions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177292

"The doctor told me
     the same thing, and my baby
almost died!" "Just wait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177365

you will be "that guy"
     and nobody likes "that guy"
Can you elaborate.

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